The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on ..
The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court,
the game would be canceled.
2024-12-27 01:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other..
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2024-12-27 00:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the tomato blush?It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
2024-12-26 23:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of pictures do turtles take?Shelfies.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
2024-12-26 22:30:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a crab that plays baseball?A pinch hitter.
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What do bees do if they need a ride?They wait at the buzz st..
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They wait at the buzz stop.
2024-12-26 20:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
2024-12-26 19:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?A chipmunk.
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
A chipmunk.
2024-12-26 18:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fly with no wings?A walk.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
2024-12-26 17:30:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a piano and a fish?You can tun..
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
2024-12-26 16:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a c..
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
2024-12-26 12:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
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Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
2024-12-26 08:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crumby.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crumby.
2024-12-26 06:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
2024-12-26 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will yo..
Dungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me 😏
2024-12-26 02:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the buffalo say when his kid went to uni? Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his kid went to uni? Bison.
2024-12-26 02:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best b..
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
2024-12-26 00:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o..
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2024-12-25 20:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
2024-12-25 18:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
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Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher sa..
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
2024-12-25 14:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder f..
One of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder failure.
2024-12-25 12:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.
Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.
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