Well, here we go. Girl girl for those you who are into that sort of thing… like myself. Look, this isn’t polished. The video jerks around, and it isn’t lit well. If you want bullshit videos where it’s all pay to play then go away, then you get the lighting, solid camera work, all that polished good stuff. What you don’t get is actual people doing real shit. Most chicks who do girl girl aren’t even into chicks. It’s just an easy paycheck and they don’t have to take a dick in their box or ass. If you want the genuine people, chicks who actually hold hands in public, sleep together when they are done fucking, then you get this. People more interested in watching the action then filming it. I can’t film for shit when I am watching actual sex in front of me, I am too busy trying to do other things. I can shoot the scripted and staged stuff with the best of them, no problem at all. Nikki Ferrari is legit, she is who she says she is and when we fuck, we fuck. Of course we do a little more than that but you get the picture. You can find her on Twitter right here. https://onlyfans.com/nicky_ferrari
About girls. I need to find one. I mean really find one. I’m talking, dating, holding hands, staring lovingly into each other’s eyes. All that crap. One that won’t ask me to give up dick. That’s the problem. I just can’t trade the dick in for pussy. I wish they would understand. I mean, I love their vaginas to death, but they are two completely different monsters. Pussy’s squirt and leak and I absolutely love that about them. They however do not have balls that send me luscious loads of sperm through that wonderfully perfect head of a penis. I’m just saying here. I don’t really see the problem. I will date the girl exclusively… I just want a little dick on the side. No dating, no silliness. Just a dick in my box. I promise I will go home to her when I’m done. No, dildos, strap ons, whatever, don’t replace a penis. They never will. It’s not even a question. Nothing ever will replace a dick. If I could grow a real dick with balls on like a board or something, I would do it. At that point, you guys are in serious trouble. I would throw some Miracle Gro on it to make it extra big and fat. How awesome would that be, a giant dick and balls just wobbling and squirming around and it would be mine, all mine! I’d probably never leave the house. Not sure what or how you would feed it, but we can cross that bridge if we cum to that point. It would suck if you killed your dick and balls. Go to get it one day and it’s all shriveled up and stinks. Hopefully they wouldn’t be expensive if that happened. Anyway, back to chicks. I am going to find one, not tonight, my ass has a date with a cock. It’s been looking forward to it for a few days now, and I don’t want to disappoint it.
Hope you enjoy the video as much as I had making them with her. We really had great times together on and off camera. Let me know what you think, I have a few more of the two of us. I actually had to break this video up because it was so long. 38 minutes, to be exact. I can post the rest if you guys want to see them.
Okie dokie, good morning everyone. I broke down and joined the masses and edited the fuck out of my pics. The good news is I did it the fast way. I simply cropped my head off. That is the ultimate edit. No worry about blurry face or plastic face, slim face, smooth face, facesculpting, makeup face, beauty sculptor, (these are all editing filters and tools in my photo program) or about a hundred other face fuck er uppers. Just cut that fucker right out of there. No face, no problem. Yeah the odds of you seeing me first thing in the morning are slim to none. I think the feds passed a law I'm not allowed out of the house until I at least comb my hair. The dogs run and hide when I get out of bed. I don't blame them, I am pretty scary in the morning. That's alright, I clean up pretty good. Anyway, happy Friday everyone! Hope your weekend is full of sex, candy, more sex, fuck the candy, more sex. I plan of getting an ass full of jizz tonight to so both my ass and myself are pretty happy about that. I hope it's a bunch. I mean like a geyser type load of cum. I want to still be dripping that stuff two days from now. Anyway, gotta get things started so catch you all a bit later. I got a girl girl video for you fans of girl girl so check it out.
Here is one I never put up. I kept it for me and my cuck but since he is OK now with me putting it up I thought I would share it. I watch this now and then when I'm busy doing myself. There is more to it but I am not sure it's everyone's cup of tea. He does clean my tits off and it is quite explicit. May weird some of you out so out of caution I left that part out. If you want to see it let me know and I'll send you the unedited version. If for some reason it gets to be a ton of people I will just post it. What can I say, I like weird shit. The older I get the more weird shit I like. Funny how that works. I was supposed to post a lesbian video but I am just not feeling gay today. I am feeling dick is on my menu at the moment. I have been on a cock kick for some time now. I don't know why but cock just sounds delicious. I mean I wouldn't kick a bad ass chick out of bed but I am not chasing vagina at the moment. Subject to change immediately so don't think I've gone straight. I have had these spells before...they don't last. I am just overly fascinated with the whole process of removing sperm from a penis at the moment. I find myself watching my videos wishing they were in slow motion when the guys blows his jizz. It's over to fast. I wish guys could just pump a quart out over a minute or two. But you don't so I have to appreciate what I can get. Anyway, enjoy the very short clip and hope you guys have a great night.
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Post 1 of 3. Hello everyone. It’s a warmer day here. Been a bit chilly here in central FL. Like in the low 60s during the day and mid-40s at night. Not good, not good at all. I need some of that global warming I keep hearing about. Anyway, I shot that video yesterday and that was fun. I had to really get myself off afterwards. I did cum shooting it and I was incredibly sloppy wet, but I just didn’t get the big one! I did afterwards, though. He left a stupidly massive load of jizz in my rectum but it was thick and sticky and just hung on. I swear I was farting sperm for the rest of the day. So much I had to put underwear on because it was leaking through my yoga pants and I was leaving it everywhere I sat. I should have filmed getting myself off because I was watching it leak out of my ass and that’s what gave me a proverbial blow my mind cum. I watched the video again this morning because I could still feel the stretch in my ass and I admit it, I love that feeling. So I was turned on and put the video on. It’s poorly shot. That’s because he isn’t a porn pro and trying to juggle a camera and fuck at the same time isn’t easy. Oh well, if he keeps cumming back, and I’m sure he will, he will get better at it. I am probably going to tell him we gotta do the camera man thing. I almost always use a third person without fail for the very reason I can relax, fuck, and not worry about getting the shot. Unfortunately, guys find the third person the complete opposite. To them, it feels like someone is in the way, even though they never really are. There is no doubt, sex in front of a cameraman is not even close to the same thing as when it’s just me and the guy fucking his dick off. But, back to the video, it was fun. He doesn’t know it yet, but we are going to fuck again tomorrow night. I want him to fuck me in the ass in the missionary position while I use my sucker vibrator. He did that yesterday, and that was what made me cum. I can get him in my ass balls deep in that position like it was nothing. I loved that feeling of him sliding all the way into my bowels and then all the way back out. I can literally feel the head pushing around in there. Fuck, I’m going to have to finger myself just thinking about it. We could only do that for a minute for two reasons. He couldn’t get the shot with the camera, and he had to basically do squats because of the height of the workout bench. I need to tell him to make sure not to jerk it off because I want another massive load like yesterday. Without the cameras I can concentrate on feeling it plop into my ass and squish around in there. I’ll be honest, I was somewhat surprised, pleasantly, and caught off guard as to how much I jizz I felt him pumping into my ass yesterday. Now that I know in advance, I can prepare myself mentally for it. Unless he shoots a tiny pump or two, then I’m going to kick his ass. He better not “cum up short” if you know what I mean! I’m looking forward to this, I don’t want to be disappointed. No pressure, Mr, no pressure at all. He doesn’t read these, so he has no idea what I’m writing about. Lucky him.
Some throwback photos, 2014 is the year I took them. I remember doing these. They were in my house, a photographer I found on Model Mayhem showed up and away we went. I ended up jerking him off at the end. He had a damn hard on the entire time. It seemed like the decent thing to do. Disappointingly it took about ten seconds and he left me with the mess you see on the last pics. What sticks out in the mind my most is how fast his dick went from rock hard to tiny and floppy. Five seconds at most. It shriveled up right before my eyes. Like it was in fast forward mode. That was the first time and last time I have ever seen a dick do that. I have seen a lot of hard dicks puke their jizz and they hang around for a while. Anyway, he got super creepy afterwards and I couldn’t get him to leave. It literally got to the point I was getting nervous. It shocked me he sent me the photos, but to his credit he did. Not a super sexy story, but the jizz biz isn’t always fun and cum. Most of the time, but now and then shit gets awkward.
I will post a few more times today, so watch for it. I will include a video that I shot today so you aren’t getting a bunch of old shit. I keep hearing guys complain they have other subscriptions that they have to pay for each video and or its old recycled stuff. I want you to know, even my old stuff is pretty much new stuff because I never posted it. I am a porn hoarder; I kept everything I ever did. I lost all my mini DV tapes. I still get pissed thinking about that. Some of the best shit I ever did was in the very late 1990,s and early 2000s. I used to spend hours taking the VHS tapes and putting them on Mini DV tapes because that was going to be the future of video. Of course SD cards came out and video resolution went way beyond 720P x 480 and tapes were stopped being used all together. I had them in a bag and I asked someone to throw away all my VHS tapes and they didn’t know any better and threw both bags away. By by Mini DV tapes. How many of you knew me as Alexa Brooke? Not many I bet. Seach Alexa Brooke cumshot compilation, thats about the only remaining clips I know of.
Catch you all later!
Update to this post, I couldn’t find the video I shot earlier today, so we are going straight to the anal video. Enjoy and pretend you saw the other video while reading this one. So, I have never shared an anal video in over twenty years. Not a real one. Not one where I actually get fucked in the ass. You guys will be the first to see it. Some ding dong will get all stupid and upload it to the tube sites for whatever stupid reason, but mostly, this is the only place you will find these videos. Why haven’t I posted anal videos before? Because I didn’t want to ruin that part of my sex life. I like, no love, a penis buried in my bowels. It’s so awesome to give that control to someone else. A long steel hard cock is sliding into my rectum, I am at the mercy of the man penetrating me. It’s not like my pussy. I can take a massive dick in my box. Sure it stretches it out, but I get used to it and I will bounce my mound off of your pelvic bone no problems whatsoever. The ass? Not the same. It requires patience. It takes a bit to get things going smoothly, if you know what I mean. Anyway, watch for it.
Today is trainer day and even though I’m a bit tired, I could handle a slimy gob of sperm slithering down my throat. Nut is like a five-hour energy shot for me. If we ever do get down to screwing, my prediction is it’s going to start with a blowjob. Which works for me. Most of you appreciate that I am a serious fan of placing a phallus in my mouth. If I have to go home with a tummy full of cum instead of a pile of runny jizz in my innards, I am OK with that. We will get around to leaving that load in my guts eventually once we get past that initial load. But, who knows, I may end up getting home with my bowels stretched and leaking sperm down my legs. If and when however it plays out, I am good with just about any scenario. I will keep you posted on that as well.
So, I get a little nervous telling you folks about my sex life and preferences. I don’t want to alienate anyone or make people uncomfortable. I know I get a little out of hand sexually, I’m not blind to that fact. I can’t help it. I have been sexually adventurous way before I was even of age. It’s been a lifelong thing. Am I an addict? Maybe. Maybe not. I won’t die without sex, but I certainly don’t want to live without it either. I don’t know why anyone would. Sex is my drug of choice but being there are no real downsides to it, I see no reason to quit. Yes, like a drug addict, I have had to move on to more extreme things to get that massive high from cumming. But by doing so, I can also get the same high from straight up vanilla sex. Has sex messed up my life? No. It really hasn’t. It has destroyed plenty of relationships, but it has built some awesome ones as well. Regrets? Maybe one. The one guy I thought I would never lose left me because I was too much for him. He was one of those “we have sex every Saturday for thirty minutes” and he was good at that thirty minutes. I wanted to peg him with a strap on and fuck ten times a week. We just didn’t see eye to eye sexually. I did fuck his ass with a strap on, several times. He wouldn’t admit it, but he liked it. How do I know? His dick stayed hard the whole time. Most guys can’t stay hard with a dildo in their ass. Even if it turns them on. For fuck’s sake, he would cum while I was fucking his ass without being touched. See, I’m sharing too much again. Whatever, it pisses me off that he couldn’t just say he liked it. It doesn’t make him gay, not even remotely. If you have never had your ass fucked, do it, you don’t know what your missing. I can cum with no other stimulation. There is something in your ass that just works. I don’t know what it is, I don’t care what it is, it makes me cum. I used to whisper in his ear when we were with his friends that I wanted to fuck him in the ass and he would get all flustered. It flat out turned him on. It turned me on that it turned him on. Where am I going here? I don’t have a clue. My point? I’m not sure. Maybe a lot of guys haven’t had a chick who encourages them to fly their freak flag. Maybe it makes them uncomfortable afterwards because their dick showed me whatever weird thing we did that they liked it. But it feels perfectly normal to me to do very abnormal things in the bedroom. Whatever it is we do, afterwards, I feel like I have a true partner. Someone who gets me. Hopefully the guys feel the same. It’s just sex. How could that be bad? You cum, hopefully to the point you damn near black out. I have lost consciousness, by the way. I wrote about the guy named Scott. He was so good and so kinky that I literally came so hard I passed out. I woke up with a stretched hole oozing jizz. I would love to repeat that every damn time. Anyway, if I am making any of you uncomfortable, I don’t mean to. I just don’t want to hide in the closet either. I also don’t want to load you up with bullshit. I can make all kinds of bullshit stories about the videos I shot. You know how it goes. “I found this stud delivering my pizza and blah blah blah he fucked me so could I couldn’t talk anymore. Now pay the $12.99 to see it” Videos don’t go like that. Real life does. Ninetynine point nine percent of the chicks in videos never cum. Videos are tough on the sex life and they can be tedious. That’s why when you see me shooting with a new guy, it’s shot in my house, giving it my best shot to get off. I like to re-enact a sexual encounter to heighten the odds of cumming during the making of it. Since I do them on my terms, I usually fuck the holy hell out of either the guy in the video or someone else who is present afterwards. It’s a win win. I am not supposed to tell you this stuff. I am supposed to tell you about how I cum every time I touch myself. I can’t do it. I like sex way too much to play it down like that. Just know, even if I don’t cum during a guy girl fuck video, someone fucked me immediately afterwards and finished the job properly. I used to get in trouble when I was shooting in LA because more times than not I would fuck my Co-star before shooting the video and they would have to wait for his dick to get hard. I couldn’t help myself. I figured out I was wasting some of the best dicks in the business on a porn flick. So I fucked them before and got mine no matter what. Fuck, I am off base. The cuck story. I have requests to fill in the details, but I am still hesitant as I really pushed both guys to the limit. I’m glad I did, I know now that they are glad they participated. Will they do it again? Who knows? I would. In a heartbeat. Twice on Sunday. Three times on Monday. Anyway, you guys tell me what you like and if I have done it, or have experience with it, I’ll tell you about it. If I haven’t, I’ll consider it. Unless it’s something stupid like “have you ever stuck a Pringle’s can up your ass?” No, no I haven’t and I like my chips fried in oil, not baked.
Hello everyone. Going to go in a different direction this morning. I made a statement about the hypocrisy of railing on guys who send dick pics on Twitter. It’s OK to be mad if you are promoting a cooking show or something, but if you’re selling porn, dick pics are well within bounds. Unless, of course you set your account to private, then you make the rules. So, not one chick had the balls to complain to me on my timeline. They DM’d me or emailed me. Actually, they are not chicks; they are dudes, basically Twitter Pimps. Sorry to bust your bubble, but that is a fact. If you are interacting with a girl on Twitter, nine out of ten times you are talking to her Twitter Pimp. How to pick it out? Easy. If they state they love their husband/boyfriend and he satisfies all their sexual needs like a hero, definite Twitter Pimp stroking his own ego. Creepy, but true. Videos of the girl will almost always only be short teasers of something they want to sell. Hardly anything just for fun, or if it is, he will be in the video with her or insinuate that he is there. The absolute hate of dick pics is also another clue. You don’t want to make the Twitter Pimp feel inadequate or possibly catch his wife/girlfriends eye, that is a no no in the Twitter Pimp world. Ask for a date and the world will come down on you. Definite Twitter Pimp. Now, not all girls allow this. There is that 1 out of 10 who are the real deal. Sure, the odds are bad, but you will find them. Where am I going with this? Probably nowhere. I just tire of seeing tweets and such bad-mouthing guys and or the utter contempt and disrespect of fans because they got turned on and asked for a date or sent a dick pic. At what point did they think this wouldn’t happen? You guys ask me out all the time. I don’t throw a hissy fit. No, I won’t entertain date requests on here. Why? Because I find my guys and girls in one way and one way only. The old fashioned way. When I’m out and about at the clubs, the gym, the beach, and so on. I don’t make plans to meat anyone anywhere, and I never will. Is it possible that I will ever date you, fuck you till your dick falls off? Of course, but it will be because I randomly met you and not through some kind of internet hookup. It’s to overwhelming to even consider it. Plus, throw in the whole Hefty Bag Serial Killer thing and it’s a Nancy Reagan “Just say no” moment. That’s the truth. I could lie to you to and try to separate you from your money, but who wants that? Unless of course that’s your thing, then I am more than happy to do it. On a side note. About dick pics. I am more than happy to get them, cock is my go to thing when it comes to sex, so seeing them is never a bad thing. However, don’t send them and demand a rating. If you want me to rate them, tip me. I spend 15 minutes going over your dick, $10 will not kill you. PS, if you are going to send a dick pic why not just video yourself cumming? That’s really what I want to see, anyway.
Hello everyone. Sorry it took so long to get something up. Had a crazy night last night, wore me out for most of the day. My box needs a rest. I said that yesterday and ended up getting it plowed by two more guys. Shit happens, I guess. By the time I get done telling you about my night, I will probably end up plowing it again with a dildo. Which, by the way, don’t be shy… my wishlist is only sex related and there is a giant realistic dildo on there… hint, hint. I’m thinking I could make some good videos with that. Just saying. Quick note on these photos. My new phone sucks for pictures, but the good news is I am loving the no filter photos. I can put a complete set of pictures from the time I make them to the time you see them in ten minutes. I remember back when I would fix the light, the scars, the zits, the whatever. 10 to 15 minutes a pic worth of work. Fuck that, I can’t believe I used to do that crap. Enjoy me… as I really am. If not, well, I never really like you all that much, anyway.
Anyway, about last night. Things got weird, very weird. In the best of ways for me, but not so much for the rest of the general population. Before I go further, I want to put a disclaimer out there. This is not for everyone, so if you are a vanilla sex type person, you should probably not go any further. Again, I am just saying here. So, I have a guy who wants to fuck me, but I don’t let him. He’s a big guy with a tiny penis. He wasn’t a cuck till I made him a cuck. He is a good-looking guy and normally I would fuck him five ways to Sunday, but he was just too cocky. We would go out and I would get him all hot and bothered and so hard he would pitch a tent in his pants. Then I would just go home. Leave him just like that. It was hard to tell how small he was because pants have a way of hiding that even when the dick is hard. He would beg me and I would just say no. On one occasion he called while I had another guy over and I told him if wanted to eat me out he could and come on over. Half an hour later, the other guy inseminated my box with a load, left, and my cuck showed up. I showed him my box, and he noticed the cum immediately, asked about it, and I confirmed it was sperm, sperm that left another man’s testicles and traveled into my guts. I told him if he wanted to ever even get near my pussy, he better make sure there wasn’t a drop left. He refused, and I told him to leave. He begged, and I pointed at the door. He sucked every drop of another mans jizz from my pussy. That’s how much he wanted to taste my box. He gagged and coughed but before I knew it he was sucking me just right and I came harder on his face than I did with the man who left the cum in me. He tried to fuck me, but I told him to just show me his dick. He whipped out an unbelievably hard two inch penis. I was in heaven. The man I dreamed of having as a cuck had arrived. He was big, strong, and hot, complete with a wee little weenie. When he stroked it, he had to use just his thumb and forefinger because his dick was so small that’s all that would fit. That itty bitty thing has never even got near my pussy, and it never will. Not because it’s small, because it serves me better to keep it out. Now, he shoots a pretty good load for such a small cock. His balls are pretty much normal size I guess, I can’t remember and I just saw them last night. The only thing he does with that cock is jack it on my stomach and lick up his own jizz. That is absolutely it. He begs me to let him fuck me; I deny him, her whacks it, he drinks his own sperm. Rinse, repeat. He also eats plenty of sperm left by other guys. He gags and hacks, but his tiny dick stays rock hard while he’s doing it. It’s a fantastic friendship, it has only gotten better. His tiny dick when hard isn’t half the length of my stud’s dick soft. It is so perfect and such a turn on to see and compare them together. There were a lot of firsts last night for the both of them. We got super into it and things got out of control. Last night my cuck drank jizz from the head of a cock. I held his chin and massaged the other mans balls as I watched another mans dick jerk and spasm in between his lips as I said the most humiliating things possible, dumping a load onto his tongue, making sure he didn’t spill a drop. He didn’t. For the first time, I touched his dick. It felt so awesome, it’s a hard little rod that fit in the palm of my hand. I had a hard time holding on to it at first. If you slide up too far, it is so short it simply falls out of my grip. I figured it out pretty quick and while he was gulping cum; I was two finger jerking him off. He came the second I licked a little stream of sperm off of his lips. I fucking hate writing these things out because now I’m massively turned on again and want to do it all over, but I can’t… they aren’t here. Look, I’m going to call it here because 1: I’m horny as fuck, 2: I don’t want my weird sexual exploits to creep everyone out. Disclaimer, what I did last night was sexually amazing for me and the other two guys. It may or may not be for you. I love the whole concept of cuck and bull. But it’s not everyone's cup of tea nor something I do twenty four seven. I am just more willing to be a sexual deviant than most! Would I do it again? Fuck yes! It’s fucking amazing when you push the boundaries.
So, if I weirded you out, bear with me, I have just as much fun doing sane sexual things as I do the insane. I figure if I am going to tell you things, I might as well tell you all things, not just the things I think you want to hear. I left the entire middle of the story out because it may be a little too much. I have a large portion of fans who are here for the clit, muscles, and tits, and that’s about it. Don’t want to overwhelm if you know what I mean. Tune in next week, I have Snow White and Seven Dwarfs lined up. I wish I was kidding and I am… but it sounds fucking hot if you are asking me.
Love ya
Brooke.
Just a quick update on what my vagina is about to get into... Or into it 🍆. I will let you know how it plays out...hopefully with my box full of jizz and my cucks mouth full recycled Brookes box used jizz 😜
Sorry about yesterday. I just needed a day to do nothing, and it paid off. I am back to myself one hundred percent. I wasn’t all that bad yesterday, but I just couldn’t get going. A five-hour energy, extra strength, cup of coffee, and some Gummi bears and I am ready to go! Harribo Cola Gummi’s are the only real Gummi’s in case you were wondering.
Girls look better with dicks than guys do. Just stating a fact. I am perusing Tranny porn and I have determined God fucked up. Chicks with dicks was the correct way to go. What am I saying here? Manufacture defect, my friends, manufacture defect. Wangs are so much more hot on a chick than a guy. Especially a fit, busty chick with a dick. Sure, you would suck dicks and be getting cock shoved up inside of you, but that isn’t a bad trade off. You would still be dudes, or at least in my weird fantasy world you would. I would still want my guys, who wouldn’t have a dick but a nice tight pussy just waiting to be licked and fucked, would still act like men. Except when I’m probing their guts with my meat stick, that is! Then I want them squirming and cumming and making all kinds of weird sounds and faces. How awesome would it be to feel my chick dick twitching and jerking around inside of you, depositing a sticky lump of steamy sperm in your tummy? From personal experience, very awesome. Where is all this coming from? Fuck if I know. I just want a penis of my own. I feel cheated. I want to feel a ropey, sticky thick pile of sperm leave my balls and travel through my dick. Just once. That’s all I ask. I have said it before though; I am not willing to give up my vagina though. Once you have experienced a penis shoving your innards around before it leaves its hot slimy gunk inside of you… there is no going back. So, I guess I need all the parts to be truly happy. How bad ass would that be?
With all that said, I know I’m a chick. I don’t want to be anything but a chick. I always knew I was a “she.” Even during my most gay moments, and there are a lot of those, I am a “she”, I don’t want to be anything else. Sure, I would love to have a penis but that is for purely selfish sexual gratification. I still want to be me, which is a “she.” Where am I going with this? I had to fill out a medical form that asked me what pronoun I wanted to be referred to as. Really? I thought that dumb shit died out in San Francisco like a year ago. People wanting to identify as whatever they felt like. I want to identify as a 65 yr old. Now where’s my Social Security check? Not knocking on you folks from the West Coast, but your elected officials seem to be in a competition as to who can actually come up with the most moronic policies ever. In San Francisco you can no longer smoke in your own apartment, it’s against the law. But you can smoke weed in your apartment. Because we all know that there is no secondhand smoke from “smoking” weed. Look, I don’t give a shit either way but come on. How fucking stupid are these people? Two thousand people a day are moving to Florida because these states are so afflicted with morons for leaders. Florida can’t sustain them. It’s the same old, same old. Run to Florida, pay way too much for a house, fail, blame Florida, go back leaving said house in foreclosure that we all have to look at as it falls to the ground. Rinse, repeat. If you come to Florida just know, half the people won’t wear masks, everything is open, a large majority of people don’t care about your concerns about the Corona. They have shit to do and you will not get in their way, and I agree with them. If I have concerns about them, and I do, I stay home or away from them. My life doesn’t nor should it dictate yours or anyone else’s life or their ability to put food on the table. Do I wear a mask? Sure, most of the time. I forget it now and then and don’t bother to go home for it. But I don’t want to make the old people nervous. We have a lot of old people this time of year, snowbirds. If putting a mask on makes them feel a little safer than I don’t mind doing that. Do I think they work? No, you would really need ideal situations to get to those 40 and 50% effectiveness numbers and we don’t even get remotely near the ideal situation nor will we ever. It’s a realist approach. Again, I wear them in the grocery stores and such, not because I have to, because I choose to. Restaurants and bars? Fuck no, you can shove those masks straight up your terrified ass. Am I taking the vaccine…you go first. Get back to me in a few years let me know how it went. OK, so I probably pissed of the pro maskers. Shit happens. Be like me, agree to disagree, that doesn’t mean I still won’t suck your dick. I am just saying.
Hello everyone. Got tested for Covid today. Negative. Had a bit of a cough and didn’t feel great, so just had it checked. All good. Feeling better already. Hopefully, I will be all good tomorrow. I am not one of those people who run around saying I never get sick. I do. Probably once a year, sometimes twice. I don’t trust you fuckers who never get sick. You are either lying or you are eating such toxic shit nothing can live inside of you. Anyway, lets move on from this.
Why these photos? What do they have to do with anything? They are part of the crap I wrote below. Long story short, it’s a cuck thing. I had my cuck take these photos while my stud was watching. My stud then stopped the photos, because whatever my stud wanted, my stud got. His dick was that impressive. My cuck took pics of the cum and then sucked it up and ate it. Not because he wanted to, he didn’t, but because I wanted him to. Creepy, I know, but you are at the wrong place if you are looking for BS tell you what I think you want to hear stuff.
I worked out with my trainer yesterday. Things are progressing. I feel like there will be trainer dick inside of me in the future. I want to replace my man now with him. Not trade him per se, but give ownership of me to my trainer. I keep getting asked why I am into the cuck thing so hard. I don’t know. It just turns me on. Why do big tits turn guys on? It just does! It is the mental game for me. The thought of having a boyfriend/husband and sending him a picture of me on my knees with another mans dick in my mouth captioned “The moment I knew I belonged to him and not you.” is mind-boggling hot. I don’t want to dump my man, I just want another man whose fucking skills are so far superior that he calls the shots. He doesn’t want my husband to fuck me anymore? Done. He doesn’t want my husband to see me naked anymore? Done. The only sex my husband may have is cleaning the sperm from my colon after my boyfriend wrecked it, doing anything he pleased. Fuck, I may not feel well and I look like shit, but I’m dripping wet just typing this out. Girls, if you have never had a cuck use his warm tongue to soothe your stretched asshole and remove all the jizz, then you haven’t lived. I’m just saying here. I know, I know, it’s a bit much for some of you. Maybe put yourself in the Alpha guy’s shoes and think of being so sexually powerful to me I won’t even allow my boyfriend or husband to see me naked because you don’t want him to. Your dick can control another mans life to the point he is left to nothing but masturbation, all alone, thinking of you fucking your sperm into my guts. Fuck, I want to be that guy and I don’t even have a dick. There are some of you that want to be the beta male in a cuck relationship, and I love you to death. It’s difficult. I get massive pleasure at the expense of yours. I have learned that humiliation and denial are a massive turn on to some guys. You have to live your sex lives through me and what I am willing to share with you about it. I can’t help but humiliate you, it drenches my box. I want you to taste another mans jizz who I do things for that I should do to you. Things you can only wish for. I’ll beg for him to stretch my rectum and dump cum inside of me. Then demand you lick it out an hour later. I’ll drop to my knees and drink his sperm at the snap of his fingers. I won’t let you see me in my underwear unless your licking cum out of them. My body will never deny his balls release, no matter how he wants to use me to do it. You will sit in the bathroom jerking off, licking your own cum off your hands because you know that’s what I want you to do. The only thing you will be able to think of while pathetically jerking off is me, your wife, passionately kissing him while he floods my pussy with cum, telling him how grateful I was for him doing it. Both of you will live a fulfilled life, sexually at least, just in different ways. I will be more than fulfilled, I will be on top of the world.
Like I said, it’s a mental game for me. I actually sent that picture of myself blowing a guy with that very caption, you know, “The moment I knew I belonged to him, not you” one. It started a years long cuck relationship. I could never top that relationship, and I doubt I ever experienced so much actual fucking as I did in those several years. I was blowing my Alpha male for lunch, jerking him off an hour or so later and getting my ass fucked all night long. If I went home, I couldn’t help but have my cuck de-sperm me for another hour or so. Every damn day. No, it never got old, only hotter. My cuck pulled a fast one on me and cheated on me…the nerve of that fucker! After all I didn’t do for him! He found a soul mate. You know, one of those where you hold actual conversations with. Yawn. I’m kidding, I’m happy for him. She is beautiful, smart, and she’s a sugar momma, bringing home that bacon. Well, they both are so good for them. We email, she has even asked about the whole thing. Curious, I guess. He admits he misses it. He said the worst times were the best times. Apparently waiting and wondering if I was going to come home, in his own words, “it was agony like a constant kick in the nuts” but that was also the best part. He doesn’t want to do it with his wife. He doesn’t trust that she won’t fall in love and leave him for the other man. He said he always trusted me implicitly, that no matter how hot the guy, eventually I was coming home to him. That made it work for him. Plus, he said the sex was constant. Apparently I was making him eat me out daily if not twice, and I allowed him to jack it in his hand afterwards. True love, I tell you, genuine true love!
So I stopped in the middle of this one to use my vibrator and BBC dildo because I got myself all worked up. I wish I hadn’t, it didn’t make me feel any better. I was horny as fuck though. It would have driven me nuts all night long. Sorry for the long story, I’m under the weather and nothing better to do.
I picked this video today because I was sitting around thinking about when I used to fuck people I worked with. The most notable story, and though I have told it before, I have never told it here. I was thinking about it this morning and yes; I ended up fingering myself. Scott was his name, and he worked for my husband. He constantly had a stable of hot chicks running around him, and he had a thing for married women. He liked to take them. He took me. He always bragged about how big his dick was and unlike most, he wasn’t lying. He had a massive cock. Probably not the thickest, though up there, but definitely the longest I have ever had the pleasure to have squishing around inside of me. The first time I fucked him was at a strip club where I went to pick my husband up who was way too hammered to drive. He fell asleep in the passenger seat after we put him in, and Scott and I started talking. Before I knew it, I was being bent over my husband’s car, getting impaled on the longest, most glorious cock of all time, taking his cum inside of me. I left a puddle of it on the driver’s seat and had to go back and clean it up lest the husband find out his wife was leaking his employees’ sperm out of her. I should have left it because I got caught the next day, anyway. One of my husband’s other employees was sitting in their car watching me take Scott’s meat. He told him all about it. Long story short, he fired Scott. We went to counseling like a bunch of ding dongs and life rolled on. Except that Scott and I exchanged numbers that night and we kept in touch. As in his dick regularly touched my insides in places no other man has ever touched. Scott lost another job and needed one. We had a job opening where I worked and one thing led to another and now Scott was working with me daily. We spent more time with his fingers inside of me than we did anything else. I always wore skirts so it was easy access for him. Scott started me on my love of giving blowjobs. He loved getting them and he would talk to me while I was giving them to him. He would always insult my husband’s miniscule penis and how I had to go home to him after having a real man. Look, it turned me on; I looked forward to slipping the massive head of his cock into my mouth. I would drive to work thinking about it. What he would say, what I would say back. I think I may have wanted him to ask me to leave my husband. I would have. His cock was that powerful of an attraction for me. I had a boss, Rob was his name, and he was kind of into me, but he knew Scott and I were fucking and was pretty cool about it. He owned the place so he could do what he wanted. We did kind of cross the line way too often and pushed our luck more than we should have. What got us both fired was one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I was in the warehouse/stockroom with Scott and down on my knees trying to inhale as much of that giant cock as I could. We had been at it for a few minutes and I was in full beast mode sexually. When I’m like that all I care about is feeding my desire for dick and jizz. I literally get into a feeding frenzy. Scott was telling me the hottest things, how he didn’t want my husband to even see me naked anymore, pumping his dick in and out of my mouth. He would pull out and shove his balls in and I would suck them like candy. I was drooling all over his dick when Rob came around the corner. I pulled off and just as I did Scott shot a blast of cum on my face with Rob watching. I couldn’t help myself, so I put mouth back over his dick and drank the rest of his sperm down. I was so caught up in it I licked Scott’s cock and balls clean in front of Rob. Rob was visibly upset or shocked. Or both. Maybe he was annoyed I made him wait a minute while I attended to the needs of Scott’s penis. I don’t know. He pointed out that I had a large string of sperm on my shirt and told me to go home and change. He told Scott to do the same thing. I thought I was going to survive that episode, but when I got home Rob called and told me not to come back in. He would mail my last paycheck. Scott got fired as well. This was the firing that made me think maybe there was a job out there somewhere for me where dick was part of the work. I took another job and eventually ran the entire store, but I think at this point I knew I was born to be a cock starved porn chick. What happened to Scott? He took a job in Minnesota of all places and I have never again had the pleasure of feeling his dick pump cum so deep inside of me I thought it was going to run out of my nose. He is the one that got away. What happened to my husband? I still see him from time to time. Scott deposited enormous amounts of cum inside of me and did so often, because that’s what I wanted him to do. He was always worried he was going to have a little Scott to deal with. He didn’t but someone else did. I will leave it at that. Fuck, that still turns me on.
This is the scenario I masturbated to this morning. It was fun, I probably spent a solid hour doing it. I kept backing off the closer I got, pictured Scott’s massive cock, and I was right back on the edge. I had to wash the sheets when I was done.
Catch you all later.
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I am not for everyone. I have learned that over the years. Some guys just can’t take me for who I am. I say things that maybe at first they find “cute” or maybe funny. But then they find out that is who I am, and that is a bit too much for them. Sometimes they find out right away and run. Others take a while. About a month ago, I was blowing this guy in his car that I just met. I may have written about it. It was Truck Week, or something like that. He didn’t last long, and that was OK, I didn’t expect him to and I was getting my thrill just by sucking his cock in a parking lot. I looked up him and as I rolled his balls around in my hand, I told him, “I want you to empty your balls into my mouth so I can drink your sperm, I want to feel it in my belly.” Word for word. And he did exactly that. I got my belly full of jizz swimmers, all was well. I went home content, masturbated thinking about feeling his cum leave his balls and hitting my tongue, the taste of it, the way it felt sliding down my throat. It was a good night. I gave him my number, told him to text me if he felt like it. He didn’t, I forgot about him anyway, and the matter was closed. One of his friends, several of whom watched us, found me on Twitter and wrote to me. I casually asked what happened to his friend, said I never heard from him again. He said I freaked him out. That I was more into sex than he was and thought what I told him was gross. He lied and said it was so gross he couldn’t cum. I had a belly full of live jizz that begs to differ. Now, this other guy repeated word for word what I told him, so I know he has been talking to him about our blowjob encounter. He also told him he couldn’t be with a girl that liked to do and say disgusting shit. Which I am OK with. I don’t find any of it disgusting, but I also know that other people feel differently about it. I think the problem really lies because what I said to him made him cum immediately, and he doesn’t want to admit that. It goes against something, maybe he feels it just to “dirty.” It is probably scary to some men that a woman is more sexual than he is. Which is nuts, you should just hang on and enjoy the ride. I have found over the years that a lot of men expect women to be subservient in the fuck department. I am the wrong girl for that. I will do for you, but you better believe you will do for me. If I don’t like the way you fuck me, I will let you know. Not to insult or hurt the feelings, but to better the enjoyment of my vagina. The worst thing I can think of is having someone not tell me what they like. I want to know and most times, even if it’s not my thing, I am happy to take part. There are things I just won’t do and for obvious reasons, but mostly I am open. Do you like to be fucked in the ass with a strap on? I don’t masturbate thinking about it, but as long as you prepare yourself properly, I’ll make you my bitch. I even try to work it into my fantasies. Using the strap on thing I’ll pretend you're my cuck and the only fucking your going to get is me fucking you. I never used to like to make guys eat their own cum, but this one guy was into it and I was into him. So I would say things related to eating his cum and then tell him to do just that after he jizzed. It started out not my thing but before I knew it, I was making guys eat their own cum while I masturbated watching them slurp it down. Then I graduated into making them eat other guys’ cum, which is still a mind blowing experience for me. I would race home, legs squeezed together, trying to keep all that sperm inside of me and make my man eat it out of me. Some of the most intense cums I have are when I’m getting cleaned up. So good that sometimes I don’t know where I’m at when I’m done. My point is that I am open to likes and dislikes. I am not however going to change my sexual preferences, which are subject to change at any given moment, just because someone doesn’t like them. If the blowjob guy didn’t like my verbal enticements, he could say so with zero blowback. If you like your balls licked, and she doesn’t because they are hairy smelly orbs, wash them, shave them, and let her know. She will lick your balls or you need another chick. Sometimes it backfires. A guy asked me what I liked. I was blowing him while he asked that, just so you know. I told him I like when he asks or tells me things about my boyfriend, which he knew I had one. “Do you suck your boyfriend like this?” “I don’t want your boyfriend to fuck your pussy again, it’s mine.” Those type of things. He wouldn’t do it. Too bad for him, it’s the all-access pass to my pussy. But I understand. I understand he isn’t into that and I am so on to finding someone else that is.
Anyway, blowjob guy’s friend is infatuated that I say sperm. He said he can’t get past the way I say things out of his head. His exacts words “I can’t stop thinking about how you talk.” I guess I should have given him the blowjob instead. If I remember correctly, I was open to blowing all three or four of them but only the one stepped up to the cum draining plate.
A very quick post as well as very weird post. I will post again today but I have to get to Lowes to get a new door lock so catch up with you then. Worst part is that I forgot about it and was looking forward to spending some quality time with a dildo in my guts and a vibrator buzzing away on my chick dick but that is now postponed for a few hours.
My exciting night out last night...driving around Daytona in the Jeep. Actually it was a great time and I may or may not have flashed a few people depending on who is asking 😜
Did you ever get caught beating off? I have, more than a few times. I have caught guys beating off. They cover up like I’m not going to know what they are doing. Dumb asses. I would be happy to help, or just watch. If you have a wife or girlfriend who would get pissed or weirded out if they caught you masturbating, I don’t know; I feel bad for you I guess. Yes, I have helped a guy finish jacking off after catching him. I squeezed his balls and told him he looked hot doing it and I wasn’t lying. He blew his load, got all embarrassed, and I was like “What?” That was awesome now get off the crapper so I can do myself. If I had a boyfriend who got mad about me beating off, out the door he would go. As it is, my current guy tells me he is going to do it and then does. I made him show me his iPad of what he was watching when he did it last. It was a compilation of girls taking throat pies. For those who don’t know, it’s when a girl goes down as far as she can and the guy cums in her throat. It’s an awesome thing to do but the reason I don’t do it is I don’t get to taste it and feel it in my mouth. I love the way sperm tastes and the hot slimy thick texture makes my mouth water thinking about it. When I throat pie it, I miss out on all that. I do it now and then when a guy really wants me to, but I prefer not to if the choice is left to me. Anyway, it was a hot compilation, so I fingered myself watching the guys cock pulse and twitch as they shot jizz down the girl’s throat. I really liked the way the video clips showed that spot behind the guy’s balls that pumps away like a machine. I like to put my finger on that when a guy cums so I can feel it. It feels like a mechanical joint at that spot and pumps like a massively hard pulse. Super fascinating and massively turns me on. Vaginas don’t do cool physical things like dicks when they cum. It’s all internal and not near as exciting. Feels amazing, just doesn’t have the same visual fireworks effect dicks do. I don’t know where I’m going with this. On to the next thing.
The video I put up with this post is real. I really blew the guy holding the camera for a ride to the airport. I would have blown him anyway, but he didn’t need to know that. It’s more exciting when you pretend it is an either or situation. Good cum shot, though. I used to enjoy eating his cum. It was the whitest, most perfectly textured sperm I have ever had the pleasure to drink. I was driving home one night and I don’t know what came over me, but I just had to have his cum. I stopped by, unzipped him, blew him till he jizzed in my mouth and drove home satisfied with a belly full of ball goo. I never forgot that night. I never got past the entryway the entire time I was there. I went straight down on my knees, worked the cum out of his balls, left him standing there with his dick hanging out of his pants and went home. If he was anywhere nearby I would be on my way right this second to get another bellyful of his delicious sperm. Oddly enough, and maybe it was the amount, or the texture, or whatever, the next day I could still taste his cum as well as smell it even though it was in my stomach. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. Though he was the one that deposited the load down my throat that my boyfriend smelled and promptly dumped me, it was worth every drop.
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Catch up with you all a bit later, got to get a few things done!
Hello everyone. First major holiday of the year in the rear-view mirror. Am I glad? You know it. I enjoy them but man they can be work. Two to go. Christmas and New Year. I suppose I should put some lights up, but I just can’t get motivated to do it. What’s new? My video guy yester, another no-show, no-call. I knew this one was going to flake. He asked if we could just go on a date instead prior to it. That is almost always an indicator of a no-show. I don’t want to deceive people into doing something on the promise of a dating relationship, so I just say no. Oddly enough, I consider making a video somewhat a date. Guess they don’t see it that way.
I went to the Seadrift last night. Drank a pitcher of Shirley Temple’s. Got a solid sugar high going. Coke and Grenadine isn’t bad either. Caffeine keeps me up though, but it adds that extra boost if you get lucky and get a dick put inside you. It was a slow night, nothing super duper going on. I would say about four or five reasonably hot chicks wandered in. Not much in the guy department, though. I was more in the mood for dick than vag, so that sucked. Where am I going with this? I didn’t get dick last night. High and dry. Some nights I am just in the mood for a long hard dick splitting me open and pushing around inside of me. Some nights I just don’t get that.
Sometimes I read the room very wrong. I had a boyfriend once who wanted me to be faithful. I did, for the most part but I won’t bullshit you. I used to let this guy fuck me in the ass, but I didn’t consider that cheating. The butt fucker was his friend and like a ding dong he felt guilty and spilled the beans he was spilling his beans in my colon. My boyfriend got over it and he got kinky. He used to constantly ask me why I let his friend fuck me in the ass, as in wanted all the details and fine points including mindset type things. To make a long story short, I told him it turned me on immensely knowing his friend’s sperm was deep in my ass squishing around while he fucked my pussy with no idea his friend had unloaded inside of me less than an hour before. He used to look upset and hurt, but his pants tented. The fucker always had a hard on when I told him these things. Where am I going with this you ask? We went to a club where I ran into a guy I used to fuck. We were still friends and had a quick conversation. When my boyfriend asked me who he was, I told him it was a guy I used to fuck. That his dick was much bigger than his. That he could make me cum much harder than he could and if he asks me to suck his dick, I will drink his jizz fresh and warm right out of his balls. His dick didn’t get hard. In fact, he was furious. I thought I had a good read on the room, but boy was I wrong. I made most of that stuff up and told him that, but he wasn’t having it. He was so mad he actually pushed me. I have never been pushed by a guy I was dating before, so I was a little shocked. The fucker left me there, all by myself. It was weird. His friend who used to fuck me in the ass drove me home. And, yes, he fucked me in the ass in the Lowe’s parking lot. As customary, he left an immense steamy lump of jizz in my bowels. While my boyfriend was justifying his actions because of what I said at the club, his friends sperm was leaking out of my ass. I just smiled at him, told him I understood, went into the bathroom fingered my ass till I came thinking about how his friends cock felt pumping and jerking around in my insides as it emptied it’s guts into me, and moved out the next day. I never fucked his friend again. I wanted to but the chance never came up. My ex was one of those people who think about shit and then decide they may have fucked up and get over zealous about trying to get it back…and he did exactly that. He still writes to me years later and may even be a member here. I can’t be sure but it sure feel like him when a certain person writes to me on here. Anyway, I could certainly be reading the room wrong on that as well.
Got one last video to put up today. Just so you know, all the videos I put up today were made today. That is what you call pretty fresh material. I fucked the Tranny Anny dildo video up with all kinds of whack lighting. Amateur move, but I did it, anyway. Never shoot with natural back light in a house. This one came just a little better, no weird light, and a little easier to maneuver around. Something many people forget, you need room to move when your shooting fuck movie material. One time I was shooting for Brazzers with Johnny Sins and I hit my elbow on the footboard. Holy Christ on Rollerskates, that hurt. Took me ten minutes just to stop hopping around. I don’t care who you are. One excellent shot to the elbow, and at the very least you got to back up and regroup, if not call it a day. It was a tough trip. On the way back I fell on the airplane and busted my tailbone, which is that bump you see on my backside. Some lady, of large proportions, such that she was giving the airplane stretch marks, stood right the fuck up and her rotund body which was wider than she was tall, bounced me like a bowling pin. She needed to get to her carry on. It had LifeSavers in it and she needed them to make her ears pop. I ended up with a broken tailbone so she could get her LifeSavers. Never even said so much as sorry. Do you see how nice I am being. Using politically correct terms for her body style. Yeah for me, someone get me a LifeSaver, would ya.
Forgot about this one, did it this morning before I made the video and forgot all about it. Shit happens. Anyway, just more random weird shit I do during the day. Hopefully you will enjoy the brief moment I will waste of your day!
So many people seem to be shocked by my career choices. I was doing my thing as a ho ho ho long before I was shooting porn. Over twenty years. Best job on the planet wouldn’t trade one minute of it. Never had an unpleasant experience, some obviously better than others, but mostly the best people I ever met were clients. Why did I get out of it? I did it for twenty years. Twenty years is a long time to do anything. Mostly because it was interfering with my own personal sex life. I am concentrating on my own sex life now and of course I picked the best time to do it, dead smack in the middle of a pandemic. Oh well, I’m still getting it done and things can only get better! Please, as a side note, do not ask for dates on here. It is highly against the rules and I won’t answer you if you do. If you have questions you need answers to milftyler@gmail is your best bet.
I know the world is in mass confusion at the moment. I know people are having more than just tough times. I almost feel bad saying this. I am enjoying my life to the fullest. I have learned to turn the TV off, ignore the BS Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, whatever posts. Whatever it is you want to believe is what you are going to believe, irregardless of the truth, including myself. It’s how we operate. I have learned to pick my battles, draw my lines and ignore the background noise. Now I concentrate on what’s important. Getting my box stuffed with cock. I don’t care about your politics; I am only concerned with how much jizz is in those swollen testicles and what we are going to do about it to get it out of them.
Real quick, someone asked me about this, prostate cancer and removal of….yes, you can still fuck. The person I know uses the shot. Tri-Mix. Tri-Mix makes your dick hard no matter what. You have no say so in the matter. Everything works exactly the same, except when you cum, it’s a dry cum. Nothing comes out. Who cares? Just less to clean up. Unless of course you use it instead of Viagra, then you will shoot a sloppy, thick, sticky mess. Which I will not complain about cleaning up as long as you don’t complain about how I clean it up. Honestly, I enjoy this mans erection over most because it never goes soft. Even after he cums, I have a good thirty to forty-five minutes of steel hard cock to enjoy all to myself.
I was watching a porn the other night when I was getting myself off and the guy had the most perfect testicles I have ever seen. They were so round and full, with no sag. They looked like a pair of oranges wrapped in nylon. All I could think of was holding them. I wanted to feel them, squeeze them and see if anything came out his dick from doing so. I would like to have a pair of balls. I wouldn’t want them kicked, but I would want to know what it’s like to empty them. Especially if some hot chick was squeezing them just as I came. Does more jizz come out if you squeeze them? Probably a stupid question, but it seems like it would. I like the way cum smells. It has an odor, a specific smell. It makes my mouth water. Just like balls do. Balls, when clean, still have that smell, that guy smell, and it drives me wild. Now don’t get me wrong, don’t go workout and then ask me lick your sweaty, smelly ball sack, it ain’t happening. But that natural smell, fuck me, that turns my box into a dripping mess. That’s nature, folks. Simple smell makes me lose my mind and my pussy takes over. I suppose the same thing happens to guys, or at least I hope it does. I mean, I have smelled some pretty rank boxes in my time and it’s not pretty. But for the most part, girls keep it pretty clean down there. I don’t get that same uncontrollable urge from the smell of pussy that I do from cock. Must be a hormonal thing. I love sex. It’s so interesting the way the body and the mind get all fucked up over it, in a good way that is. It’s never tiring thinking about it. Anyway, I better let you go. I have to fuck a tranny doll and I have been looking forward to that all day!
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Hello everyone. Another wacky week in a wacky world. Seems like we are just spinning wheels and making noise but that’s about it. Oh well, such is the way of the world as it is. Lets move on the better things. Me. Lol, if I’m better things, then we definitely have issues on this planet. My favorite saying and I have said it since I was a kid, “WARNING! Living on the planet earth is hazardous to your health!” No matter how you spin it, it’s true. You can literally count on it being true. Anyway. Red yoga pants. I am wearing them to my training session, I don’t care that anyone thinks. Not quite true, though I may not care what their minds think, I do care what their dicks think. That’s a truth that you can count on. I am wired weirdly. I am more concerned about the wellbeing of a man’s cock than his…basically anything else. I am bad like that. I literally sometimes think of guys as nothing but vehicles for their dicks. I am unconcerned about how much money they make, how great they are, what their interests are, their life goals. Blah blah blah. How’s your dick? Is it good? Let me check on it to make sure all is well. Saturday night was fun but very uneventful. It ended up being a solo weekend, though. I broke down last night and got myself off. Oh well, there is always this week. I am supposed to shoot another video with a guy who already shot one. That is tomorrow, but I am a little concerned about it because he asked to go out on like “an actual date” and I am not into that with him. He’s nice, good looking, but the date chemistry isn’t there. Don’t know if that makes sense, but it is what it is. I have had lots of fuck buddies I made videos with over the years. Some I wanted to date, and they didn’t and vice versa. So, I know what it’s like to be a fuck buddy. Does it suck? Maybe at first, but then you just kind of fall into the fuck buddy role and just enjoy the sex. Guys think I don’t get turned down. I get turned down more than I don’t. I know how to do the loser dance with the best of them. Saturday, I was watching some 20 something studs with their girlfriends, who I admit were extremely crotch soaking tasty, but the guys were better. I found myself making up whole scenarios of getting fucked by all three of them. I was busy thinking about getting airtight with them in the bathroom when my friends tapped me and got me back to reality. I have been doing this lately, probably for the last year. It must be an age thing. I will talk to someone, holding a conversation with someone while playing a porn movie in my head of him, depositing a load of jizz in my colon. I do it all the time now and the scenarios change depending on the person. Can be guys, girls, couples, I am an equal opportunity day porn dreamer.
A guy on here joined, asked me when were going to go out and fuck. Sent me pics of his dick which just so you know, I am fine with. I won’t rate them unless you tip me, it takes me 15 minutes to give an honest one, but I don’t mind seeing them. Just like you don’t mind seeing tits, dicks and balls are A OK with me. Anyway, he wants me to rate his dick, which was pretty nice, but I don’t, I say nothing about it. He asks again; I tell him it’s fine. He complains that isn’t a dick rating. I tell him if he want’s me to rate it, tip me. He says he doesn’t pay girls to rate his dick. His nice looking dick is now getting uglier by the second. I said I don’t rate dicks for free, unless of course it’s the dick attached to the dick. He asked me what the $9.99 he paid was for. I said to see my smiling face every fucking day. He sent another pic of his dick. I photoshopped it down to about an inch and sent it back and said it looks kind of small. He wrote back and said I was a nasty old hag and he only joined to get free pussy. I reminded him that he paid $9.99 and still struck out. He is no longer a member…he unsubscribed. The bastard. I had so much more to say. Fair warning. I am still a master of Photoshop.
I am wearing these red yoga pants to my trainer on Wednesday. I couldn't care less what anyone says or thinks. I like them; they cover my crotch, though they may or may not be a little sheer. Depends on who you ask, I suppose. If he is gracious enough to place his finger, tongue, or cock into my box, I don’t want them ripped. We shall pull them down. I like them and want to wear them out. Not that this will happen, it most likely won’t but a girl has to have goals if you know what I mean. If he touches me right, there will be a massive wet spot he can’t miss. They kind of got misty just shooting these pics. Granted, I get turned on shooting them. I think of people I know watching me when I shoot pics, so I tend to be a bit worked up when I’m doing it. You can see the dampness on the red quite easily, even in these pics. So enjoy them and I will post more later today!
