Yes, it is bigger. So many of you saw the pics and said your clit is getting bigger. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I get wood just like you do. I happen to be somewhat turned on today. I was busy trying to talk Connor into spray painting my guts with some 19 yr old nut, but he was late for work. That left me with mid-day girl wood, which translates to massive clit syndrome. I love enormous clit syndrome, possibly more than life itself. I'm just saying!
Kind of gross, but I might as well tell you anyway. I'm out of things to say for now. I had to pick up a friend last night and drop her off. She wanted a designated driver. I didn't stay. Before picking her up, I met with Bob. Bob emptied himself in my pussy and my ass yesterday. What can I say... it was a good day. After I left Bob's, I went straight to her house. I didn't get out. She came right out and got in. We went and picked up a friend of hers that I didn't know. When we arrived at her friend's house, I had to get out and move some stuff in the back seat. While moving it around, my friend noticed a decent size wet spot on my leather seat. She pulled a small rag out of her purse, wiped it up, and put it back in. I just looked at her funny, and she said, "What? You spilled something there. You probably have a wet spot on your skirt." She was right. I definitely had a wet spot on my skirt. She put the rag back in her purse, and I thought it best to just go with it. How do you tell someone they just wiped up sperm that had been in my ass for about an hour before it dribbled out onto the seat? I don't think you do. I'm just saying. Look, jizz will stay in your ass for the better part of the day or evening unless you have a movement, if you know what I mean. That's the best part of ass sex... carrying around the evidence for the rest of the day. The jizz squishing around lets you know someone has been there. Big turn-on. At least it is for me. However, I am not so sure she would be so happy about cleaning up my ray of jizz sunshine courtesy of Bob's testicles unloading in my ass. Oh well, "Shit happens." It will be our little secret.
We played "Dick in the box" last night. Add a bonus round of "Dick in the ass," and you get the whole picture. It was good. I got off. That's important. It wasn't something to call you Mom about but still pretty good. Bob is getting weird. I have watched this slow progression into some kind of obsession with cheating on his fiance. He is saying some odd stuff while pumping his cock inside me. "I love her, but you are so much hotter." This is followed by "I doubt she will be as hot as you when she gets older." It's kind of hard to concentrate on getting the cock in my guts to pump babies into me when he's rambling on about stuff like that. Anyway, I left with a belly full of Bob's sperm and a satisfied look on my face. Bob is making it hard, but I'm still madly in love with his penis. My feelings for his cock make me want to overlook everything else, but that nagging feeling that I'm going to have put some distance between myself and that marvelous, magic schlong is creeping in. Say day when that happens... just saying.
Thinking of having a gay day so what better way to carry that out than with my good and tasty friend @xxxjnc 😜
Where are we at today? Not sure. Weird day. I should be getting fucked by Bob but he's running late. So when guys are late I start disliking guys and liking girls. They tend to be on time and if there is one thing my box doesn't approve of it would be dicks that don't cum on time! It hates the wait if you know what I mean. I should just rub one out and be done but that just wouldn't be the same. Curse his magical cock! If it wasn't so good I would tell him to "beat it." Anyway, moving on.
Tourists, tourists, tourists, and they all drive like they own the damn place. Man, we had a weekend here. Out of towners came and trashed the beach. It's like they never hear of a trash can, of which on the beach there are 2 every thirty feet. But no, there was and still is trash floating in the ocean, on the beach, in the sand. I hope they got bit by jellyfish a thousand times. Who does that? Honestly, why wouldn't you just throw your shit away when you are on the beach? I'm just saying.
TIts, pussy, muscles, rinse, repeat. These photos are from June 2020 and are random. I like them. No BS. Straight forward let's take some pics because I like taking porn pics.
Connor asked me the other day why I dressed so sexy while I was doing the laundry. I was just wearing what I had on in the pictures yesterday so I didn't think much about it. I saw him continuing to stare at me and I said "Because I was hoping you would give me another load to deal with." In the end, pun intended, he definitely gave me another load and I dealt with it. With all the sperm this kid pumps into my body I can't believe I don't have a baby bump by now. I know it's physically impossible but so is the amount of jizz his balls pump out. I do so love Connor even now that he is the old age of 19. I feel kind of sad saying 19. I always liked the sound of saying "an 18-year-old is breeding me." It just sounds delicious if not salacious.
People ask me what I did today. Most of them don't really want to know. Let's see. I got up at like 6 am and hit the coffee. Then I looked at porn on Twitter by 6:30 am. Then because I ended up making myself horny by looking porn, I think of things I can do that will only make me even more drawn to dick in one way or another. I should be thinking about you guys, the subscribers, but I don't. I'm selfish that way. I don't want to do what you want me to do. I want to do what makes me horny. Again, I'm selfish that way. Hopefully, a large portion of what I like to do makes your dick twitch. This morning I found myself looking at my collection of dildos. I am on this size thing. I want to make Bob feel small when he fucks me later this afternoon. I don't know why. I just want to fuck with his head. Tell him his dick is shrinking, and that's why my pussy feels so loose. So, back to my dildos. I have realized that they are in a sad state of affairs. I have one massive dildo that is still in serviceable condition. The rest have been beaten up by my pussy so hard and so often that they are literally cumming apart at the seams. I don't know why I haven't realized this before. My torso man's dick is broken in half. I don't know what happened there. I must have gotten a little overheated, is all I can guess. But there is that big, giant, fleshy-looking dildo that is looking mighty good. It's 12 inches, so it's definitely touching places that don't get touched all that much. The problem is I think Bob's cock is fatter. That just won't do. The super fat one I have is split into several places. I have no idea what I did to it to cause that, but it must have been good. So I gave it a whirl, and the damn splits pinch me when it bends and contracts! I don't know. It is what it is, I guess. Bob will get a serviceable pussy tonight. I will get fucked into a mumbling obedient cock hound who doesn't know where she is by the time he gets done with me. If he makes me lick sperm off the floor tonight in my fucked stupid state, I'm going to be pissed at him. I'm just saying. How did I get here from where I started? Anyway, probably not a good idea to ask me what I did today. It won't be what you expected.
I have a leather miniskirt that makes guy's dicks hard as a rock without fail. Sure, I look good in it and my tits barely stay in. I don't think it's all the dress that makes their cocks hard. I think it's probably because it smells like the leather interior of a brand-new truck. I'm just saying. Guys are funny like that.
A quick break in the action before I head back out. This is the outfit for today so if you are out and about in Daytona Beach and you happen to see me... this is what I'll be wearing 😉💋
Yes, I can fall in love with a penis. It happens. It is possible to love a cock more than the man himself. Just take Bob for example. He's not a great guy and technically I don't like him. But I will do anything for him because of what he can do to me with his cock. I mean, I don't know why that would be such a shock. I have had untold amounts of guys fall in love with my pussy and or ass and or both. It's not me they are after. It's the box or ass that sucks the sperm out of their testicles until they are nothing more than a sad dried-up set of prunes. It's the sex that turns the heart and the mind. I know this, understand it, and use it to my advantage to get them to do things I want them to do. Never money, though. I have never abused any guy who was infatuated with my pussy for money. I'm not too fond of that. I don't think it's fair, and I find it to be low.
I won't lie. I have done plenty of other devious things, though. Deliciously sexy things, that is. I am the same way about dick, though. I get fucked good, and I am suddenly all in with the owner of said cock. My head just gets jumbled, and my vagina stays in a perpetual state of wetness. I no longer care for anything, and my single goal in life is to have that cock pump babies into me. I honestly don't think it's any different for guys, other than the fact they would be the one in love with dumping sperm in my guts, but I suppose I could be wrong. I doubt it, but I could be way off here. It doesn't matter. The point is that, yes, I have and undoubtedly will continue to fall madly in love with men's dicks.
The downside is that I have ruined many relationships because of my tendency to get love-struck with a man's cock. He may be a complete asshole, and I will even know he is a total asshole, but that dick... it's such a perfect dick that wrecks my body in all the right ways. I have left wealthy, perfect men in every way, even good at sex, for better dicks that belonged to complete ding dongs. But those dicks were so good, and I'd do it all over again. I did ruin two marriages because of this. Not because the guys I was cheating with were great or better-looking or any of that. I simply loved the other man's dick more than I loved my husband as a man. Oh my, that doesn't sound very good. Oh well, I don't have control over that, nor do I want it. I am delighted with my addiction to dick, sex, whatever you want to define it as. It has kept my life wonderfully interesting. I'm just saying. I hope that answers the subscriber's question!
Quick post. Me underwater doing porn things to myself. Why? Because lately, I have into doing porn things to myself whilst under the water. Plus I have a camera that will do that so I figure why not 😜😜
Sometimes I watch TV, and I get horny. What the fuck is with that? It could be anything too. Joe Pickett. His mother-in-law is hitting on the deputy 1/2 her age. For fucks sake, that made me wet. So much so that I rubbed one out because the guy that was with me is "too sunburned" to do it for me. I'm starting to understand why some of the guys I have been with in the past get frustrated with me. I want sex at the most inconsistent and often inconvenient times. Odd can set me off. TV and Twitter being the main culprits. I mean, I know why. In the case of Joe Pickett, being the overtly sexual older woman brazenly chasing guys 1/2 her age is something that turns my vagina into a waterpark when I think about it. I can't help it. It just does. It's annoying, though. I would have thought as life went on, my "Let's get horny switch" would be harder to flip, but instead, it's only gotten easier. I'm not complaining. I think being a complete cock hound keeps me well below my actual age.
I took these photos in 2016 in Phoenix AZ. I remember doing them I just forgot I did them. It happens. They were taken by an actual camera. No cell phone camera is involved with these. I can't really tell the difference. I am not knocking on the guy that took them but I don't dig into photos that much. I'm sure a pro would know but I am not a pro nor do I care 😜 All I remember is it took him a year and a day to get them to me. I thought he was going to just keep them for himself but after like a month he finally sent them over. That, my friends, is the backstory to these pics!
The outfit that I think caused the erection. I could be wrong, but I don't think so. Here's a weird one. I have a friend, and she has a boyfriend. They came over and got in the pool. Nothing sexual. He is not attractive at all, at least not to me. Certainly not someone who I would entertain the thought of draining his testicles for him. But then he went and got an erection in the pool. I don't know why. I don't know if it was for his girlfriend or me or both of us, but it was there. I didn't mean to look, but when I went underwater, and I wore goggles so I could see clearly, there it was. A tentpole in his pants. I checked several times. Then I found myself looking unnecessarily. Then I found myself wanting to fuck him. I know it's wrong. But now I have it in my head that I want him to put that tentpole inside me and breed me like the horny bitch in heat I am. Fuck me. Why did I say it like that? That makes it even hotter for me when I say it like that. But I don't want to fuck her over. I like her. She's a good friend. Why did that bastard have to go and get a hardon in my pool!? Now every time I see him, I will be thinking about him sticking his cock in my pussy and leaving a lump of jizz in it. Life is funny. Suddenly he is that much more attractive now. I know he is the same goofy kid he was before, but now, he's like a goofy stud kid that my pussy is drooling girl goo for. I want to give his penis a hug with my vagina, so it knows I care about it. Man... I can't do this to her. I don't even know if he would, to be truthful. He seems caught up in her. But I feel like he would. I want him to want to, if that makes sense. So that you know, this is my vagina talking right now. It has a bad habit of taking over! They are coming over tonight. I wish they wouldn't. I feel like my box might take control and get sprayed down in off-limits boyfriend sperm. I'm just saying... sometimes I lose control of it.
The best and hottest pictures, porn pics that is, that I can find are the 2000 and early 2010s swinger site photos. They are a total mess and quality-wise complete crap but fuck if they aren't fun to finger myself to. I have them in a list I have on twit, I think I named it hot tweets. One guy posts like 30 at a time like every other day. The chicks are so authentic and so hot it makes me want to go back to the swinger clubs and find them! Zero filters, zero edits, and how I long for that to make a comeback!
On a side note. Just so you know, I use absolutely no edits on these photos. Zero filters, the phone is set to zero for the smooth effect crap. I had to change it because it's set to 3 by default, that is how bad it's getting. I get hate mail from girls, many that whom you all know or heard of, for me to quit bitching about filters, that it's an artistic expression. No, no it's not. They act like I'm giving away trade secrets. I'm not, I know you guys can figure this out as most chicks don't even try to make the photos look real. Today seems to be a heavy day for complaints. So here's my answer. These filter addicts have a mental disease. These are the same ding dongs that scream about body shaming, all of that crap. As far as I'm concerned if you are knocking off 40lbs and 20 yrs of drugs/booze/smokes and just plain old forgot to work out...ever... with filters and edits, you are body shaming yourself. You are trying to portray an image that isn't real. AKA mental disorder. I'm just saying. Just so you know, I see lots of pics of me taken by other people that are over-filtered and edited. I think I look good, but I certainly don't look like that in real life. I think I look better without it. Plus it takes zero time to put the pics up when you don't edit them so there's that as well. So put the filters down, delete the creepy face/body-altering apps and step away from the camera before someone gets hurt. Most of these chicks look massively better just the way they are. I guess someone forgot to tell them that.
Bad sex and all, it's been a pretty good weekend! I have Connor all to myself tomorrow so good sex is cumming my way. I'll let you know!
A subscriber asked what the worst thing I have ever done to a boyfriend/husband was. It would be a boyfriend. I kept fucking the guy he despised the most and sucked that same guy's dick in front of some of his friends in a car. I admit the guy was a first-class asshole, but he was hot and had a big dick. Uncircumcised, but the second he got hard, the head of his fat dick would pop out, and it looked like he had been cut. It seems like the guys with massive uncut dicks are like that. They run out of skin when it grows. My boyfriend was not so good in the sack at the time, but he was trying. He would cum fast, and after he came, he was done for the day. I spent a lot of time masturbating to finish the job. The real reason, though, is it turned me on. I don't know why. It just did and still does. He introduced me to him at his office party, and 2 hours later, the guy he hated the most was pumping sperm in my ass in an outdoor shed. I didn't tell my boyfriend, but he found out a few days later when all his friends in the office informed him that his arch-nemesis was saying he fucked my ass. I actually denied it at first. But I'm a terrible liar, and I fessed up. I promised not to do it again and agreed to work on our relationship. I broke that promise more than a few times. Every time he fucked me or I sucked him off, he would tell everyone in the office, and it would get back to my boyfriend. The thing is, I wanted him to tell everyone. I liked knowing my boyfriend had to face his bully at work, knowing I couldn't say no to being bred by him. This was some time ago. I don't think cell phone cameras were a thing then. If they were, I know Ryan would have snapped pictures of his cock in my mouth and showed everyone, including my boyfriend. Too bad we didn't do that. It would have been hot. I have always wanted to do that. But, by fucking the guy he hated the most, I was actually including him in my sex life the only way I knew how. He wasn't keeping up in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. So, I took it upon myself. He should have joined in on the fun and assumed his role as my first boyfriend but second dick. I would have done terrible and delicious things to his cock daily. It would have taken the pressure off of him to perform. I would have satisfied his cock in ways he could only dream of, and all he would have had to do was sit back and enjoy the show. Sadly, he didn't think me worshiping his hated co-worker's cock was a good idea. So he dumped me. I then went out with his bully and sucked Ryan off while he was driving us home in front of his other co-workers. My now ex-boyfriend quit shortly after that sexy-ass car ride home because he didn't like the embarrassment he felt from everyone knowing his bully owned his now ex-girlfriend's pussy. That is probably the worst thing I have ever done to someone I was involved with. Should I have been nicer? Sure. But such is life, and honestly, I was in my 20's, ready for dick. He should have stepped up and owned that pussy. I'm just saying.
Connor wants to make sure that when he fucks me, he has some class about it. 18 yr olds. What are you going to do? I'm like, "Well, fuck me in the back seat of the car, blow your sperm down my throat till it runs out of my nose, but make sure you put candles in the cup holders.... you know, so it's classy and shit." Oh my god. It's one of those days, if you know what I mean.
The video is with @deauxma Why? Because I was thinking of her! We would have made a solid gay couple. I'm just saying!
A subscriber asked me what the most adventurous thing I have ever done. My guess is he was talking sexually. That's a hard one. Getting banged out by a bunch of guys at a party probably takes the cake. I think about that a lot. I would like to do it again. Who knows, maybe one day. What was exciting about that? I don't know. A lot of things. Knowing that I so turned on all those guys that they were able to get an erection in front of other people and dump sperm in my body is probably tops. The looks in their eyes when they came. Some closed them, but most of them got this unsure, frightened look like they would die when they started cumming. I love that look. I love the face after they cum and realize they are still alive. They smile and laugh and get this super confident glow about themselves. I love knowing I am the cause of that and that I can do that to them with my body. Anyway, when I stood up about a coffee cup worth of sperm drooled out of my box. I won't lie. That turns me on when I think of that.
What is the most adventurous thing I have done outside of the bedroom? I don't know. Maybe walk through swamps and photograph alligators up close and personal. I really can't think of anything. I live through other people when it comes to things like this. I know too many people who have lived on the edge a little too long and haven't faired well. Plus, my entire family is all military, all aircrewmen except for one tanker. They have enough stories to keep my adventurous spirit alive and well. I'm telling you too much shit you don't want to hear. Sorry about that. But as you know, I never hit backspace or delete. So deal with it, Mr.!
So, how did the date with a dick go yesterday? Not like I thought it would be. Such is life. First, he confessed he thought I had feelings for him. Bad lead if you ask me. Plus, I had to tell him, "Sorry, I was only using you for free food and a fuck." Look, I'm not shy about telling you this. I will shamelessly push you the bill. Especially if I know, I'm going to be emptying your balls in my ass. I passed him the bill for dinner. Well, not true, he offered. I said, "Yes." I'm easy like that. Anyway, where were we? The date. He doesn't look like he used to. Neither do I. I look better... I'm aging like a boss. What? I'm just saying. Don't be hating. I get calls to pose for the poster/meme "You look good for your age." He has gone in a different direction. He was still good-looking, but I was afraid I might break his pelvis. Guys, I don't care what kind of shape you are in. If I like you, I'll probably fuck you anyway, so keep fucking moving, though. Even if it's just walking or something. That way, you can keep up. You will thank me for this advice when time starts kicking your ass. He needs to do some stretching or something. But, we got the job done. Man... I don't know. I don't want to come down on him hard, but I was disappointed. No, I didn't cum. I ended up fake moaning while he was slipping in my guts, yacking about how he was "crushing my pussy." I do have one more complaint, and I say this in all sincerity. I am a massive fan of Viagra or any dick-hardening product. But for the love of decency... take it the second you even think I will stick your dick in me. Hell, ask me if we will be fucking because we have a time-sensitive issue if we are. I had to wait 30 minutes until his dick was hard enough to slip into my guts. He took it after we had already had our clothes off. He might as well cued up the Jeopardy music. That was probably one of the reasons I didn't cum. What really kind of put it to bed for me was that he wanted to "snuggle after he came." He used the word "snuggle." The only thing I snuggle with is a hard cock about to do beautiful things to my insides. Save that shit for your wife, Mr. I got shit to do. No time for touchy-feely snuggly fuzzy bunny crap. Fuck. I gagged there for a minute just thinking about it. I couldn't get out of the Hard Rock fast enough. I'm still kind of getting the heeby jeebys from that. Fuck. I'm being hard on him here. He is a super nice guy. His niceness outgrew me. He should find someone more on his level of civility. I know. You want to hear about how I came a thousand times. I wish I could lie to you like that. I really do. I just can't. I feel it would curse me, and I would have bad sex for eternity. I'll catch you in a bit! @u125291845
And just like that, my vagina has a date with a penis. A large penis. True story. The first thing is he is married. Second, he has gone to counseling because his dick is too big. I know you think I'm just telling you a story, but this is honest to whatever slut god you believe in true. His wife complained his big dick was ruining her sex life. To the point, they went to doctors and therapists. They all had the same advice that she should practice stretching, which, and I'm just saying, who wants to stretch? I like that fucker tightly wrapped around the fat shaft and squeezing the life and or jizz right out of it. Am I right or what? Well, you wouldn't know. You don't have a vagina, or at least most of you don't. Anyway, where the fuck was I at on this? Oh yeah, dick too big, counseling, stretch it out. Turns out she just didn't want to fuck. Her loss, my gain. His dick is lovely. And it's really not that big. Certainly smaller than Bob's, and he fucking trashed by box and ass the other day, and I still want more. So this guy, he found me, or more aptly, my vagina introduced herself to his penis, and it wasn't long after that the said penis was pumping babies into my guts. But he moved to Palm Coast, which is kind of a hike, not really, but it is for me. So his penis wasn't making an entrance in my box anymore. Which was okay. I found some other dicks I liked, and we just moved on. Well, he is back, along with his sexless wife, who has been enjoying food just a little too much. I creeped on their IG page. What can I say, enquiring sluts want to know. They bought a house in Ormond, which is right around the corner. He is going to the title office to close on it, and right afterward, my vagina will be closing on his dick. I am looking forward to seeing this guy. He's fun. He likes to play along with my silly sex games. I like guys that want to play along with my silly sex games. I'm just saying.
Dick size. I'm sure I'll be asked how big his dick is. In my mind, as I sit here right now. I would say 7 inches, maybe slightly over average in thickness. It's no Bob dick. Not even close. So, I will report to you on what his size actually is. I know I used to get confused that she thought his cock was too big. I always thought it was on the very small side of large.
Well, fuck me in the ass. Literally. It's Friday and it just seems like an ass fuck kind of day don't you think? I could use a solid butt greasing about right now. Nothing like a lump of sperm in the old colon to lube things up and make a girl move quicker. I'm just saying. @u125291845
I am in somewhat of a mood today. Odd. I am just not super happy. I want to anger fuck some dude's dick off. Funny how I go straight to fucking the bad mood away. You don't really want me to anger fuck you. I say mean things I don't really mean but still, I say them anyway. It's probably the one "crazy bitch" thing I do. Other than that, I am a pretty stable person. In fact more than most. But I have my days where I am not all puffy clouds and funny bunnies. Doesn't mean a good cum won't brighten the day a little bit. It will and I plan on doing it one way or another. Just what you wanted to hear on a Friday. The good news is, I feel like things are going to do a 180 here in just a little bit. Let us see how this day plays out. Talk to you in a bit!
Life lesson 101. Sucking dick underwater is harder than one might think... when you start sucking the sperm out... water goes up your nose. I'm just saying. @u125291845
Good morning everyone. This is my new "let's tent-pole your pants Mr.!" dress. I think it should work. If not a quick flash of the beaver should stiffen up any holdouts. I'm just saying. I have to do errands today which sucks but when you own an old house, shit falls apart and one must put shit back together. I wish I knew a super-duper handyman who knows his shit and packs a tool in his pants sure to fix me up anytime he feels like it. But I don't. All the guys I know pay someone. Not true. I know one guy but I cheated on him and he refuses to take me back. As much as I want him it's probably a good thing because I will certainly end up cheating on him again. I'm screwy that way. Just saying! Catch up in a bit guys!
Even I, the infamous Brooke Tyler get fucked into submission once in a while. Bob did just that and my pussy had to tap out. He flat-out wore me out yesterday. To the point, I had to take a break today!
I got dicked last night. When you leave sperm on your car seat on the ride home, you know it was good. I had to clean my car seat. Thank all that is correct in this world that my seat is some kind of fake leather and wipes clean fast. I didn't think it would happen, but my colon let loose unexpectedly and let Bob drool out of my ass onto the seats. I didn't like letting Bob fuck me in the ass in the past. His dick is way too massive to be enjoyable. Or at least it was. Now, I basically beg him to leave my ass wide open and whistling when I walk after he finishes with me. I don't know. Maybe it's a mental thing now. I like how he smiles at me when he knows he is bottomed out. He says I always look like I saw a ghost when he goes deep in my ass. He always goes deep in my ass now. The thing about ass fucking is it gets to a point where the in and out is absolutely unbelievable. Why? I don't have a clue. One wouldn't think shoving a giant penis so deep in your ass that it feels like it's in your stomach would be enjoyable at all. Yet it is. Unbelievably so. But his dick in my pussy is just as good, if not better. The tipping point is when he cums. When he dumps his jizz in my ass, I can feel every little drop and spray. Every little pump and twitch his dick makes when he is emptying his testicles in my colon is felt. Amplified might be a good way of describing it. Maybe because his dick is so big, and it stretches me so much. I don't know. I don't care. I may have cum three times before he does, but the second I feel his cock pumping, I start cumming again. And they are powerful orgasms. I probably look like a moron, but I don't care. I see him laugh when I cum, but once again, they are too good for me to worry about post cum embarrassment. I am sure that I made a ding dong out of myself last night. Again, did I mention I don't care? I don't. I'm just happy I left with an ass full of sperm. I almost got his nut home before it ran out. The problem is his dick is so fat my ass is too stretched to hold it in very long. I'm okay with that.
So weird stuff. At least I thought it was strange. But then again, people think I do many odd things, so I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm going to anyway. Bob was staring me directly in the eye last night when he was pumping his dick in my rectum and started telling me how he wished his fiance could fuck like me. He told me he was thinking of her while fucking my ass. Yes. That is what every chick wants to hear when getting her ass plowed by a dude's oversized cock. But his dick was in my ass, he was about to cum, and so was I, so I went with it. I fueled him on because I know what it's like to be in the moment and have it rebuffed. I need to ask him about that, though. One thing I know. If you get involved with someone who doesn't sexually satisfy you, you will at the very least be disappointed. Most likely, your relationship will suffer till it hits a breaking point. You will get angry and frustrated, leading to bigger and more significant problems. Best to tackle that right upfront. He may end up hating me for it, but I don't want him taking out his frustrations on me if you know what I mean. We have always had good sex because it has always been mutually whacko. This might be taking a turn into something else. I'm just saying.
Working out and getting off is one way to keep the body right. I'm just saying. Here's part 1 of 2 parts. Zero filters, edits, video trickery. You get what you get! For part 2 I have to set up, and I need to work out for real as I have a date with a 28 yr old, and I need to not run out of gas. Hence the reason I work out. So I can keep up with the cub cock that is so full of energy it's unbelievable.
One could say I'm fucking up a 28 yr olds marriage before it even started. Of course, Bob is calling the shots here. I'm just a slave to his dick. Whatever his cock commands, I must do. Bob is kind of an asshole. If I was his fiance and found out he was banging a MILF/Cougar/whatever that was twice her age. I'd run for the hills. But Bob is Bob, and he is a grown man now, so he has to make his own decisions. Does he make them with his dick? I don't know. He may just be a very sexual person. He likes heavy things when it comes to sex. He is very much mentally involved in his sex. So, no, I don't think he is thinking with his dick the way my pussy is thinking about his cock. I am obsessed with his penis, so I basically don't think. He thinks about everything and plans his moves. He knows he's in control. I do whatever he says or wants. I often think back to when he made me lick his sperm up off the floor that had dripped out of my ass and say thank you for him allowing me to do it. I would never do that. It's degrading. The smile on his face made it worse. Yet I did it, and it made me happy that it made him happy. I masturbate thinking about it, and I would do it again if he asked. Here's the weird part. I wouldn't have a relationship with this kid for any other reason than to have the privilege of him using me as a fuck toy. He's probably going to be a terrible husband. That would be my guess. He's one of those guys who knows he is so good-looking he can do whatever he wants. If he loses one chick, he just gets another. To make things worse, he has a genuinely perfect penis attached to an immaculately fit body. It was his dick that hooked me. Overly fit people do not smite me. Dicks do. I am more concerned with how they are going to breed me. He breeds me as good as anyone ever has. Hence the reason my mind goes to mush when he makes my pussy gush. Let's leave Bob alone now. Thinking about tonight is screwing with my head. I have too much to do besides get mind fucked anticipating Bob fucking my asshole till it whistles. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.
I had fun making this video. I had my long-ago ex shoot it. He was hard as a rock the entire time. It's a teeny weenie but at least it gets hard again! Would I fuck him? Only if I had nothing better but I do. Bob is going to teach my pussy a lesson tonight and he is 3x the man Chris is. That is a physical reality. Plus Bob has learned how to make me his sperm whore. I literally do anything for Bob as long as he keeps breeding me. I would probably marry Bob if he wasn't already engaged. I'm sure glad Bob doesn't read these or I would be seriously red-faced. Bob is what? 28? He's got a whole lot of ahead of him. All I need from Bob is for him to keep allowing me to be his personal cock servant. Why am I talking about Bob when Chris is here? I don't know. Bob does that to me. He gets my pussy all wet and swampy and then my mind goes gooey. Some guys can just fuck a girl into sperm-hungry morons. Bob is one of those. I mean I let him creampie me in his sister's bed while I was screaming so loud from cumming so hard the whole apartment building surely heard me. Then he left me on her bed drooling his sperm onto her sheets. I guess she knows her brother is the true king of cocks because she seemed like it was just another day and another set of jizzy sheets to clean. Ive told you this so lets move on.
Guys, feel free to send pics. If you want me to be serious about checking you out, get me some face pics to go with the cock. I'm not going to rate you unless you tip me, but that doesn't mean I don't want to see you and what your packing. I'm just like you, except I like looking at dick. I'd say I don't like looking at pussy, but I do. Just not as much as a dick.
I do have a high sex drive. I enjoy it. Immensely. If I didn't, I wouldn't do it. It scares guys that I get so into sex. When they flirt with me in a parking lot and say very suggestive sexual things, I am more apt to act upon it than not. That intimidates them. More than a few back down when I agree to be nothing more than a sperm receptacle in a concert parking lot. I love being a cum dumpster for someone I have never met before. It puts this nervous pit in my stomach thinking about it, but I want it to happen so bad I lose my ability to deny myself. They never thought I would pull my shorts down and beg for them to rearrange my guts bent over the tailgate of a pickup truck. It seems unfair. They get me all hyped up about breeding me and then end up being all talk. That's what happened this weekend. Though both guys are continuously chatting with me, I feel like they won't be the ones to take Connor's or Bob's place. Connor talked a big game and followed through with it. Bob, well, he is just a different animal altogether. Look, I'm not complaining, but Bob fucked me in his sister's room while she was home and had zero worries about the sperm that drooled out of me onto her sheets. In addition to that, he asked his fiance to marry him and then 2 days later was dumping his sperm in my ass while telling me about the possible dates he might get married. Fuck, I love Bob. He is the man. Both of these other guys talked a big game, but their dicks never even made an appearance for me. All I got was a feel of their cocks through their pants. I even let the one guy finger me. Wtf? You got me wet. Stick it in and breed me, dumbass! Instead, I spent the weekend masturbating to porn I found on Twitter. So, no, I don't think either one will pump sperm into me. By my choice this time.
I did find this cool porn video where this badass MILF had a son, and he had a badass friend with a top-notch cock, and he knocked her up in her husband's Ferrari. Of course, it's an IR kid, so everyone knew, and I got off to that like three times. I'm just saying... it caught me right. I know, I'm some kind of wacky perv. Deal with it. The odds of me changing are about zero.
It took me a bit to get going today but here it is! Anyway. What is going on in my world these days? Not much. Rockville got rained right the fuck out. I mean it rained. Then it rained some more. Then the lightning, then the thunder. It just got to be too much. So no dick. Not from Rockville. I did however just get off the phone with a guy I lived with a few years back. I cheated on him. Well, I don't know, can you cheat on a cuckold? I'll tell you the back story.
First things first. He's a good-looking guy. Very good-looking. But, life did not bless him with a big dick. It didn't even bother going average with him. He's small. Probably 3, maybe 4, inches when hard. Which is absolutely fine. If you don't have a pencil-thin dick. He does. He knows he does. He told me all the stories about when he was in the military and how people made fun of him after they saw him in the showers. I would think that is strange but I have been in public showers and yes, I looked. I still would. Sorry, just being honest. Anyway, I moved in with him. He had a sweet ass house as he is loaded. I liked the house but it was to big for 2 people. Seems like a waste but that's just me. So, he was a swinger and he pushed the whole wife swapping thing on me hard. And we did it. It was fun, but not as fun for me as the other things I like to do. So I decided to move out because it was a constant push to couple swap with him. It was just annoying. Sure, he picked the hottest chicks but 99 percent of the time I wanted nothing to do with the boyfriend or husband. I don't like taking one for the team. He didn't get that. He begged me to get back together with him and I did but I told him no more swinging but I would be seeing other people. He convinced me to move back in with him. I don't think he knew how serious I was about seeing other people. I was "cuckold" serious and I guess that sounded okay at the time. We still had sex and it was good, the size is just something you workaround, not a big deal, literally. But, having a tiny dick, well it is a beautiful thing in a cuckold and I really wanted to go there. This could be a super long story so I'm going to sort it by hitting the highlights or in his case the lowlights. I made him my cuck. Hardcore cuck. I ended up with his business partner who eventually made him the ultimate cuck. All his employees knew that his partner made me his personal sperm depository. That's all I was and I enjoyed being his jizz dumpster immensely. He had everything my boyfriend didn't physically. He was bigger, stronger, everywhere. In the end, I watched him remove my boyfriend's masculinity and turn him into a subservient feminine sissy of a man who cowered from him. I liked it. It drove me wild watching him go from someone so powerful to nothing more than an obedient limp dicked cuckold. It made me want to bow down and beg for his partner to let me wrap my lips around his dominant cock. It's all I cared about. Satisfying my primal sexual urges by pleasing his partner's penis in any way he saw fit. It eventually went bad for my boyfriend. He lost his portion of the business because he said it was too much stress to work in an environment like that. He sold it to his partner for pennies on the dollar so he could avoid any embarrassing legal procedures. His dick never got hard again unless I would say the evilest and emasculating things to him and even then it would just pop off. Worthless sexually.
Sounds bad, doesn't it? My point is careful what you want. I might give it to you. But, back to the phone call. He filled me in on his life, things are going well for him again but in the end, after a long pause he asked if I would be interested in a similar arrangement to what we had before... as in the cuckold arrangement. I fucking knew it! I knew he was going to ask me that! I'm like are you fucking nuts? I turned you into a cum eating sissy bitch who could barely get hard. He explained as much as he hated it, he wants it more than ever now. Wow. He is obsessed with it. I want to do it. It makes me nervous for some reason but its like a good nervous. I really do want to do it. The problem is, we would have to set up a situation. It would be fake. What we did last time was as real as real gets. It had lifelong lasting consequences. There were prices to be paid for it. Now, I don't know. I don't want to kill the experience we had that was real by dumbing it down with fake, coerced, situations. Anyway, this is too long, enough of it. I'll keep you posted.
Talk about the female version of "Blue Balls" I've got them, and it ain't fun. I'm just saying. I thought for sure I was going to get pumped full of sperm yesterday, and yet I rode home high and dry. My car seat had zero jizz snail trails, and that is not good. I found a guy, I rubbed his cock hard through his jeans, and it felt impressive. I even let him finger me in front of a few folks. I don't know how this didn't happen. I am losing my faith in today's 20-something generation. I went back to his car with him, and we made out. I mean, seriously made out. He fingered my box until it was a sloppy mess. I know it was a gooey mess because I licked myself off of his fingers. Which then made my pussy even gooier than it already was. He had a wet spot in his jeans, and his cock was granite. I could feel it. It felt almost painfully hard. When I went to take it out and force it to feed me sperm, he kept pushing my hand away. He was worried about being seen. I tried to get him inside the car, and he didn't want to do that either. I finally said well, let's go to my place then. We can fuck all night there. Nope. He said we were moving too fast. He wanted to be able to respect me as a woman. Oh, for fucks sake. Respectfully stick your dick in my pussy, swish it around in my insides until I make weird noises and silly faces, and then pump a baby in my guts. Is that too much to ask for? I guess so. I went home sperm free, which is not what I expected nor wanted. He's texting me as I write this, which somewhat shocks me. I didn't think he would want anything to do with an overly sexual MILF more interested in draining his testicles than him personally. I don't know what I'm going to do. It seems like a waste of time. He's hot. He's in his late 20s. His dick seems to be just what my pussy is looking for. But he is such a vanilla dude that I feel it would be boring after the first couple of times. But then, what if he fucks me stupid? Do I want to miss out on that? I'll let you know.
