I have the equivalent women's version of blue balls. It's been almost a week since I have even rubbed one out. I have to be careful because I find myself getting angry at my guests for interrupting my normal routine of having my pussy bred. It's not their fault but at this point I am sort of losing my mind. I see Connor across the street and all I can think about is feeling his sperm unloading in my guts. Then someone taps me on the shoulder and asks if they can have another cup of coffee. Again, I love em and today is the last day and I get my house back in the morning! So keep the smile on my face and keep my pussy at bay for one more day and I can let it loose tomorrow to destroy as many cocks as possible for the rest of the week!
More tits and clits in blue! Blue Jeep, blue one piece, some big titties, and a huge clit. It makes for one fine day. Anyway I wanted to get this final set of these photos up before it got too late. I just got home so give me a bit and I'll try get another post up tonight!
I told a guy I was going to drink him today. That confused him. I had to explain I was going to drink his sperm from his cock. Then he understood. But it creeped him out a bit. He said he never had a woman speak to him like that. Well, now he has. He was uncomfortable with me being so forward. He was more uncomfortable when I groped his cock through his pants. He told me he thought that was wildly inappropriate. He informed me that he wasn't comfortable with women that were so aggressive and sexually open. To make a long story short, all is that I may be the reason this buttercup needs therapy now. Holy moly. I swear to God some of these twentysomethings have absolutely zero shame and almost pride themselves in not being a man. All I wanted to do was suck his cock. That was it. I don't see the issue. It's not like he didn't show interest in me. I just don't have the time or patience to play silly little lovey-dovey games. Stick the cock in me, pump me full of sperm, slide it out and let me watch TV leaking man goo in peace. Honestly, am I asking for too much? Anyway, I was left high and dry and jizz free today. So enjoy these pictures! More in the morning!
MILF tits and clit post number one to start your day. Not a single edit on these pics in less than five minutes old š Now I'm off to get laid and I'm gonna wear some crazy shit to get it done! I am definitely taking pics and videos of that š¦šš¦
Good Monday morning everyone. Someone asked me about this video, so here it is! It is with @modelmelissalyn who happens to be a completely amazing MILF of epic proportions. So enjoy as I work on some new content for you today šā¤ļø
Bob came in me last night and I realized how empowering that is to have a man empty his sperm inside me. I thought I would tell you that. As weird as it sounds, I ended up masturbating while pondering this thought this morning. Itās a powerful feeling knowing that my body has the power to make his cock surrender its cum to me. Amazing. The bonus is that just knowing this makes me cum when I feel his cock cumming. What a wonderful gift our bodies have given us. I need to stop now because Iām sounding like a hippie. My entire point here is that I love making guys dump jizz in my guts. It makes me feel alive.
I have a follower here on only fans who, oddly enough; I fucked way back when. I remember him. I remember fucking him. I donāt remember how many times or the details of it. We are talking about school days here. But he does. I do vaguely remember the story he was telling me about sucking him off in his parentsā car. But again, I donāt remember the details that he is pointing out. He was telling me about how heās never gotten over the fact that I sucked him off twice and swallowed his jizz and then went back for a third round. He apparently told me he didnāt think he had another load left in him, but I told him, āI donāt care. I just like sucking your cock.ā He said he had a third round in him after that. He says that he has never forgotten this and to this date is the all-time hottest thing that has ever happened to him sexually. He said I am the last chick he is ever been with that truly enjoyed sex more than he did. Look, I donāt remember this, but it sounds correct. Back in those days, I had a serious obsession with sucking cock. Itās all I wanted to do. Guys would get frustrated because they wanted to fuck and I would refuse because I just wanted my face fucked. Not sure why I was like that and though Iām not completely obsessed with it anymore, I still love looking up into a manās eyes while he has his dick between my lips. Who knows? Who cares? I am pretty sure if thereās one thing I do that doesnāt hurt anyone, itās sucking their dick. Even if it is an obsession, I would consider that a healthy obsession.
After Bob finished breeding me last night, I went out with my boyfriend to dinner. Man, I do so love holding my boyfriendās hand and staring into his eyes as I listen to him talk, all the while another manās jizz is swimming around in my guts. I donāt know why, but that fires my pussy up to the point of no return when I think about it. I did let my boyfriend jerk off on my tits last night and that was fun. I enjoy watching him jerk off. In fact, I wish he would do it more often. But he was a little self-conscious about it. He wants me to do it and I understand that. It always feels better when someone else is doing it for you. But I like to watch. It fascinates me the way guys have their own methods of stroking their cock off. It never gets boring for me. I do like guys to watch me masturbate. I like it even more if they masturbate while I masturbate. In fact, we should all just have one giant masturbation party. Anyway, I have to get back to putting up my redneck pool. I didnāt get very far yesterday as some things did not go quite as planned. Now Iām going to be working on my pool thinking about sucking dick and dudes jerking off, so itās going to go even slower.
Catch you all in a bit.
Well, you do know how much I like taking pictures. With that said here is a shit ton of pictures I just finished taking! I got more to tell you all but I'm running way behind. I had more stuff go wrong today than is humanly possible yet somehow I achieved the complete meltdown effect without even trying. Never fear backup think it out and make more porn!
Yes just what you wanted to see the construction of my redneck pool. It's a doozy. 32 by 16 pure Hill-Jack aboveground swimming perfection at its finest. My only question is is why weren't you here helping me dig out my grass to make a flat spot?!
Connor got a little touchy that I let another guy empty his sperm inside me. I suppose that sucks. Though Iām not quite sure why any guy thinks my hole is exclusive to their cock. Iām certainly not asking their cock to be exclusive to my pussy, though I wouldnāt mind if they asked me to share a bit of that pussy they find on the side. But even if they didnāt, I certainly understand the desire to get fucked by someone new. Anyway, Iām trying to be careful with Connor because I really do like the way he makes me feel sexually, that is. I donāt want to run him off, but Iām certainly not going to deny myself additional penis when available. So weāre going to have to work out a compromise. Heās going to have to get comfortable with the fact that I will accept cum in my body from other men and if he finds another girl, I will be comfortable with him breeding her. Anyway, I kind of smoothed things over by simply wearing this outfit for him. He was mad for about two minutes and was making his case as to why he was mad when I interrupted him and asked him if he would like a blowjob? Comically, he tried to say no but he couldnāt help himself and before he knew it, I was removing another impossibly large load of jizz from his balls. He went home with a smile. So all is right in the universe. Enjoy the pics and let me know what you think. Iām posting up on BT34GG.com so watch for that. I will let you know when itās up and I will talk to you in just a little bit!
Allowing an eighteen-year-old to have my ass to do with as he pleases is mentally exhilarating. That is the answer to the question: Why do I like Connor to fuck me in the ass so often? Questions? Look, if you havenāt figured it out by now, Iām a giant perv and just the thought of an eighteen-year-old taking control of my ass and slipping his dick in my rectum is a huge part of my mental sex game. I even have a position I like to be in when he fucks me in the ass. Thatās on all fours with my ass up in the air. Just knowing thereās an eighteen-year-old behind me using my asshole for his own personal cum dump isnāt just a turn on, itās an obsession. A very delicious obsession in my book. Who cares anyway? It's my ass and I can do with it what I want and what I want is Connorās cock dumping cum as deep in it as he can. There, that should answer the question. Moving on. Enjoy the new pics. I just took them. šā¤ļø let me know what you think.
Someone just told me they get their news from Twitter. Really? Twitter is a clown show. I donāt care who you listen to or what side of the story they may be on. If youāre getting your news from Twitter, then you have a lot bigger problems besides getting your news from Twitter. Iām just saying. I could be wrong, but Iām probably not. Is Facebook worse? I donāt know. I donāt get on Facebook. Sounds like it, though. Although I hear Elon Musk bought into Twitter, so maybe he'll change things around a little. Hard to say.
I got my Jeep back today. I wanted to suck my mechanicās cock in his car, but he wouldnāt let me. He was afraid someone would see. He is annoying me with how concerned he is about getting caught. All I wanted to do was empty his testicles down my throat. Is that too much to ask for? God, I mustāve said it a billion times. I am completely uninterested in any emotional relationship with this guy or just about any guy right now. Maybe Connor. But I think thatās mostly a sexual turn on type thing. It turns me on thinking about holding in an eighteen-year-old hand as I walk into a restaurant where everyone knows me. They would all know Iām only with him for the eighteen-year-old dick. I digress, but fuck, that turns me on. The Jeep looks great, but my belly is empty. It should be full of sperm, but he was too much of a wussy to feed it to me. It gets so fucking hard to get laid sometimes.
A nineteen-year-old girl wants me to help her get into porn. I personally think a person should be twenty-one at the minimum before starting porn because it is a decision that will last a lifetime. I would shoot a porn every damn day if I could find the guys to shoot them with. But thatās me. I no longer want to make a porn for the studios as thatās just wear and tear on the body and it just isnāt fun anymore. Except for the interracial porn. And I also enjoyed Pure Mature. The rest were just mechanical machines trying to bust out as much porn as possible. So what am I going to do with this nineteen-year-old girl? She may be all talk with no walk. The thing is, I donāt want to send her to people that I know out of fear sheās going to leave a poor impression of herself which will carry over to a poor impression of me. I feel like sheās looking for a fast dollar. I think what Iām going to do is tell her she has to shoot a porn with me first. She has a boyfriend, so Iām not sure how into girls she really is. Do I find her attractive? Mildly. Not my body type. I like my girls more on the fit side and Iām probably not her type, either. Iāll let you know what happens with her.
He barely slipped the head in and I came so hard I made stupid faces and ridiculous noises. It was embarrassing. But the best part about being a woman is I can back up and do it again immediately. Which is what I did with Bob last night. Actually, I hit the trifecta, and I only had time to choose one of them. Everything just came together all at once yesterday afternoon. Connor, Bob, and my mechanic all decided at the exact same time that they want to do their best to pump a baby into me. It was a tough choice. I was really looking forward to a Connor cum shot special in my ass. I also havenāt fucked my mechanic in forever and I really did want to feel his cock in my pussy again. But then there was Bob. I knew Bob was going to give me a mind blowing orgasm or three. And I wasnāt wrong. His massive and perfect cock just sounded so appealing yesterday that I couldnāt turn it down. It really was an exciting fuck. He made out with me for like 15 minutes while fingering me and it was so good that I left wet spots on his couch. There is something about a guy shoving his tongue in my mouth while slipping his finger inside of me that just makes me gush girl goo. I remember back in school how messy and wet I would get when they would finger me to where it would concern the guys. It was just like that last night. Except Bob went down on me and gave it his best shot to clean me up with his tongue, but it was pointless because he simply just made me wetter. He then laid me on the bed and slowly slipped the head of his cock in me and left it there and boom. I came so hard I was worried I was going to pass out. I know itās funny and all of that, but I canāt help it that I make goofy faces, say silly things, and produce weird noises when I come that hard. It doesnāt matter because orgasms like that are worth the embarrassment. I do feel kind of goofy that I came so hard simply from him slipping the head of his cock inside of me for about ten seconds. It also didnāt help that Bob laughed at me for a few minutes. I felt like the female version of a premature ejaculator. Oh well, shit happens and a good fucking trumps any embarrassment, so all was good. He got back to business and started long stroking me nice and slow. I got up on my elbows so I could watch my belly rise up and down as his cock slid in and out of me. I love seeing the outline of his cock in my belly as he fuckās me. It is just sexy as fuck. That set me off again, and I came even harder than I did the first time. Bob got a little kinky last night and pulled out after I came the second time. He basically ordered me to kiss the tip of his cock and work the cum hole with my tongue. Of course I complied how could I not? The man has a magic penis! I probably did this for 15 minutes until he announced he was going to cum from nothing more than me kissing and licking the tip of his dick. Bobās cum doesnāt fly. It just pours out. So I laid the underside of the heavy head of his cock on my tongue and worked it that way. He left me with a pretty big mouthful of jizz which he asked to see after he was finished. I showed him a mouthful of sperm and he asked me to swallow it. Duh, I was going to do that irregardless. So I drank it down happily. I then resumed serving his penis as I continued to kiss the head and lick the cum hole until there was no post cum drip left in his cock. His dick never went soft, and he told me to do the same thing again. Thereās no way I could deny him that request, so I continued worshiping and serving his penis exactly as he requested. This time I fingered myself while I was doing it and it took about two minutes before I had another massive cum. Though not as strong, it was a good one. I spent another twenty minutes working the head of Bobās cock, obeying every command he gave, and right before he came the second time, he pulled his dick away from me and told me not to touch it. His cock just started jerking around all on its own and poured out a second load onto my tits and the floor. He told me to clean it up, so I scooped the sperm off my tits and licked my fingers clean. He asked about the jizz on the floor I told him he was stupid and he needed to get a rag for that. Maybe if his floors were clean, and I hadnāt cum yet, I wouldāve licked the floors free of his sperm. But I already had three orgasms and had plenty of time while I worked the head of his cock to recover from my fucked stupid condition. So he got some wipes and cleaned it up himself. Probably not the ending to the story that you want to hear, but it is what it is. Anyway, I know that Connor is mad at me, so I have to go across the street and see if I canāt smooth that one over. I will get with you in just a bit.
Today would be a good day for Connor to flood my guts with one of his incredible sperm blasts. But I can't find him. His car is gone and I know it's too early to be at work at KFC. The sneaky little bastard got away on me. Maybe I'll catch him tonight. I do have a shot, possibly at my mechanic. He seems to have settled down a little bit and showed some interest today. I know he is married and has a family and all of that, and I'm not out to screw that up for him. I just want his dick inside me. Repeatedly and often. I have no interest in anything else and nothing would make me happier than for him to fuck me properly and then leave me in a state of cummy mess and disappear back to his family until I'm ready for him to breed with me again. The only way he could ever get caught was if he ran his mouth. Or I suppose she could follow him or something silly like that, but the odds of that happening are about zero. I know this makes me a bad person in many people's minds. But the truth is they are willing participants and I'm not singling anyone out because they're married. I'm only singling them out because they look good and I want their dick. I don't care about anything else. Stick it in me, breed me, then leave me to drip dry until I'm ready to do it all again. That, my friends, is the perfect relationship in my book. I'm just saying.
Some guys just can't control whether or not their dick gets hard. That has got to be embarrassing. I don't mind if a guy gets a hard on in front of me. Apparently, a lot of other people do, but I find it to be a compliment. I know it is massively embarrassing to some guys if they get an erection in front of people. I think it's kind of hot. The poor guy at the Jeep place popped a woody and caught me glancing at the tent pole in his pants. I could see that he was visibly upset because his penis was saluting me without his permission. Tough cookies guys. Honestly, who really gives a fuck? Sometimes a person just gets turned on and is nothing anyone can do about that. If I was a guy, I would absolutely be proud of sporting a steel hard erection. In fact, that's all I be doing all day long is making sure my dick was erect. Oh, how I long for the chance to have an actual penis. The things I would do with it. I'm just saying.
Someone told me my life was a mess. Iām not sure why they felt the need to point that out. However, I feel like I am not the one with the life in disarray. In fact, I feel like I have lived a basically perfect life. If being sexually active, promiscuous, and into porn qualifies one for having a āmessā of a life, then I suppose the terminology fits. I suppose, under that definition, I would be a hot mess. But I would be one hell of a fun, hot mess. You know, like a train wreck except the train is full of pizza, fireworks, hot chicks, and glitter. Would I describe my life as a mess? I think that is the last way I would describe my life. How would I describe my life? Mostly, I think I am amazed that I was able to actually pull it off. I mean, I did exactly what I wanted to do when I wanted to do it and how I wanted to do it. I didnāt get rich, but I certainly didnāt go broke. I was never one to worry about the money. Truthfully, I was more into my lifestyle which includes a vast quantity of perverted sexual deviance. Somehow, I made it all work. So if one was to ask me whether my life was a mess, I would emphatically say no. In fact, I donāt know that thereās anything I would really change other than maybe I wouldāve started on my sexual conquest lifestyle ten years sooner. I shouldāve skipped the medical career altogether. I feel like I couldāve spent that time better.
Eating Cheetos and rubbing one out is tricky business, my friends. Especially if they are flaming hot Cheetos. I'm just saying.
Someone sent me an order of about ten glass dildos. And they are outstanding, so much appreciated, whoever that was. I will debut them today and for many weeks to come. However, I unpacked them in my kitchen and left them on the counter to go do something else that came up. I kind of forgot about them and one of my neighbors came by and I invited them in. For some reason, we walked into the kitchen and when I saw the look on her face, I realized the mistake that I had made. There really is no walking a situation like this back, so you just have got to hit it head on. So I simply told her a friend sent me the entire collection as a gift. She said that must be some kind of friend. I asked her she had any herself. She said no, so I asked her she would like one. Again, she said no. Things got a bit weird but only because dildo's in my kitchen apparently made her uncomfortable. I was personally fine with the entire situation and if I walked into a friend's house that had dildos spread out all over the kitchen, I would start talking details about which ones were her favorites and why. But then again, that is just me. I'm kind of curious as to what conversation she had with her husband after she went home. I'm positive my neighbors will be hearing about this as well. I'm good with that. In fact, I'm happy about that part. I like that kind of attention and notoriety. Especially when I show up to like a neighborhood gathering and I can feel the tension in the air as the thoughts of my dildo collection run through their head. I kind of own them . I enjoy owning them that way.
I want to cum inside you one more time, so tell him thirty minutes. Thatās what Bob said last night when my boyfriend called and asked if I could come home. There was no way I was going to deny myself or Bob the opportunity to breed me simply because my boyfriend wanted me home. It ended up being quite a bit longer than thirty minutes because Bob emptied his testicles inside me two more times after that. I wouldāve stayed the night if Bob asked me to. In fact, I wanted to stay the night, but I still have a little bit of pride left and said nothing when he didnāt offer. Itās not that I have lovey-dovey feelings for Bob, but I do have painfully strong feelings for our sex life. I had this deep desire last night to wake Bob up in the morning with the fat, spongy head of his cock in my mouth. I just had this incredible urge to drink the jizz from his cock in the morning and then just kiss him goodbye and go home. It probably wouldnāt have worked out that way. He didnāt fuck me in the ass last night, so I feel like I mightāve gotten a good anal lubing this morning. Anyway, none of that happened, and I got home rather late last night. Bob emptied his seed into me three times yesterday. It was amazing sex. Bob is understanding what his dick actually does to me. It turns me into a complete moron unable to think for myself to the point I have to be told what to do. Which is a role I happily accept because I absolutely love being his own personal brainless fuck toy. Which is exactly how he uses me. Iām nothing more than an assortment of holes for him to pleasure his penis and empty his sperm into. Itās absolutely amazing how good that makes me feel. As odd as it sounds, it means so much to me knowing that all I am to him is a cum dumpster. So much so that I swear if he told me to leave my boyfriend, it would happen immediately. I know there would be no actual relationship other than me blabbing incoherently while I beg for his sperm. Sounds like a match made in heaven to me, though. It must suck to be my boyfriend knowing that I value a load of sperm in my ass from Bob more than I do our entire relationship together. I canāt help it. I am who I am. Anyway, Iām going to start getting way off base, so Iām going to move on.
Here's something way off topic. I read all seven pages of the so-called āFlorida don't say gayā bill. It looks good to me. I don't know what the problem is. Kids at that age have zero clue what sexual orientation is, nor could they give a ratās ass about it. I've been a perv my entire life and I assure you when I was seven years old, the last thing I was thinking about was whether I wanted to be straight or gay. The other argument that was brought up to me is that gay teachers can no longer talk to the kindergartners through third grade about things that involve their spouses or their lives. Good. I never even knew my teachers first names, much less who they were married to it regardless of whether they were straight or gay. Teachers should never interject their lives into the education of students. At that age, the only thing they should teach them is the beginnings of how to read, write, and perform arithmetic. Discussing what you or your partner did that weekend has absolutely zero bearing on what these kids should be learning. But again, I'm just saying and I could be wrong. I doubt it, though.
Just getting warmed up for Connor. My butt hole is so looking forward to being damn near drowned to death with a gallon of his sperm here shortly. It's the little things in life that bring me such joy. Everyone is worried about money. I'm more worried about putting a smile on my face and a dick in my ass. Probably why I don't live in a mansion.
I am still with my boyfriend which seems amazing. The truth is, I really do like him so much more when another man has his cock buried in my guts. Yeah, I know, Iām pretty whacked. It is what it is, though. Moving on.
I have this person asking me to retweet their content. In the end, I said no. Why? Because she obviously thinks that guys are idiots. In turn, she acts like an idiot and she talks like an idiot. The worst part is itās an obvious over acted/scripted rendition of some bullshit she thinks that guys want to see or hear. I donāt want to see any of that shit. Just show me your tits, show me your pussy, but other than that, act like a fucking reasonable adult that didnāt just step off the short bus. Honest to God, if thatās what guys are into, then I just need to get out of his business completely. There is just simply no way I could talk to another adult the way some of these girls do without feeling like a complete condescending moron. Look, I could have a million plus followers on twitter by now if I just bent over and presented a complete fake persona and retweeted everybody under the sun. The problem is, I almost want to barf when I read every God damn tweet that is about sunny days and fuzzy bunnies, and how offended these massively fake and hypocritical people are with every little slight on the planet. But thatās just me. Why am I ranting and raving? I donāt have a fucking clue. I just am, so letās end this rant here.
I had family that needed my help the last two days, so I did the grandmother thing and did my babysitting duties for two days. Now Iām ready for some peace and quiet and I donāt know, maybe a dick in my ass. About right now, a dick in my ass sounds pretty damn good. I donāt have anybody to place said dick in my ass, but I suppose I can get to work on that.
Never make fun of your girlfriendās choices. Youāre one of those choices. Once again, I am just saying.
God plays dirty tricks on people. Or maybe they just manufacture defects I donāt know. I realize I donāt want anymore kids. But fuck if I donāt see a super good-looking guy and think I want him to pump a fucking baby into me right now. My pussy becomes a sloppy wet girl goo sponge just thinking about it. I have no idea why that turns me on so much. I guess Iāll just go with it.
Iāve come to this conclusion. Dating a single father is like continuing on from someone elseās saved video game. There is a reason I mention this and I will expand upon it later. Iām not ready yet I have to think it out.
Someone wrote to me and said that when I become an old lady, Iāll be stuck with my tattoos. The jokes on him. Iām already an old lady. Either way, Iāll still fuck his dick right off.
I know pretty famous porn chick who doesnāt want to take her new husbandās last name. Seems like a complete and fucking waste of time to worry about something this stupid. Does anyone actually care about this? Is this actually a thing? Take it, donāt take it, but for fuck's sake, please just shut up about it. If I got married, I would take my husbandās last name, but not because Iām old-fashioned or something goofy like that. I just donāt want anybody from high school to find me ever again. Iām just saying.
Hello everyone, sorry about the radio silence. Had to do some emergency babysitting for the last two days which obviously can be a hindrance to doing what I do best, and that's getting laid. That's okay, it's part of life but until at least a little bit later this afternoon you are stuck with some old glory stuff circa 2015. I'll be back a little bit later this afternoon/early evening with some new stuff.
Someone was talking about the power of the pussy that makes me laugh. Does pussy have power? Absolutely. But the power I hold in my hand or with my tongue is a thousand times stronger. Iām just saying. If I hold your dick in my hand, I can do things to it that will cause your knees to buckle and make you beg me not to stop. I combine my tongue with that and your balls are in for some serious trouble because by the time I get done draining them, they will be the equivalent of two dried-up raisins. Again, just saying. @u125291845
So Bob greeted me at the door today and said are you ready for some nine-inch fun? I said you had me at 9 inches. And, 9 inches is what he gave me. Several times over. I do like the way his dick feels when itās inside my cunt. Itās like the perfect stretch and just when it feels like thereās no more room to accommodate any more of his cock, I stretch just a little more to inhale the rest of his penis. I love it when I stretch to that point at the moment he pours his sperm inside of me. I can feel the head of his cock bottomed out in my guts and then I can feel his sperm squishing around trying to escape the head of his cock and pushing my insides out of the way to do so. I cum every fucking time he does that. He knows that I cum when he bottoms himself and ejaculates. He stares at my face to see my expressions, and that drives me even more wild. Today, things started off a bit differently. He wanted me to give him a hand job while I told him about what I loved about fucking Connor. I donāt think Iāve ever felt his cock so hard. When I got to the part about the gallon of cum that comes out of Connorās balls, he exclaimed how fucking hot that made him, then laid me on my back and tried to pump his own baby inside me. It was a good fucking day, thatās for sure. Anyway, I have been way too sexual over the last couple of weeks. I have got to give my box a day or two to rest. Between Bob and Connor and a couple of other guys, my pussy has been a regular cock receptacle. It has drank more sperm over the last two weeks most girls will see in a lifetime. Good thing cum doesnāt stay in you because I be bloated as fuck. Though, that would be cool if you could get an actual sperm belly. Anyway, now I'm getting weird so I will catch you all bit later.
Jeeps got fixed, dicks got sucked. Well, kind of. One dick gave me a solid drink of sperm, the other one had some trouble rising to the occasion. Itās funny how dicks can get stage fright in front of another dick. Thereās good and bad news here. Connor was the one whose dick faded out. His friend Chris popped a bad ass little erection that was like a steel hook. One could hang a 25 pound weight on that dick and it wouldnāt have budged. So, what is the bad news? I had hoped that Connor would be able to do things with me that involved other people sexually. That probably will not happen. I felt bad for him because his cock never got hard, and he had to watch his friend sport a stiff cock from start to finish and pump jizz down my throat. The good news is right after his friend left, I offered to suck him off again and the second I plopped his cock into my mouth it turned to steel and stayed that way. Even after he came, he never went soft. I still felt bad for him, so I gave him the gift of my ass because I know thatās his favorite. I didnāt want to, but again I felt bad for him. Itās not that I donāt enjoy his dick in my ass, I enjoy it immensely, itās the massive amount of sperm he leaves inside of me. Itās so much I really canāt do anything for several hours because it just keeps pouring out of me. Case in point, it's almost a day later and Iām still dripping Connorās sperm out of my asshole. Actually, it turns me on, but itās just inconvenient at times. But again, the good news is that though Connor will probably never be a swinger, he bounced back like a pro and was stronger than ever in the cock department. Some guys never come back from this and have lifelong issues with erections after failing in front of a group of people. Itās a head game, I suppose. So careful guys because sometimes what you wish for doesnāt always work out quite as well in reality as the fantasy does playing out in your head.
I will give you real quick recap of how I ended up with two dicks in my face yesterday. Connor came over while I was working on my Jeep and he brought his friend Chris with him. Connor was showing off in front of his friend with his witty sexual banter and, though Iām not sure he expected it, I called his bluff. I told them if they got the bumper on straight and level, I would blow them both. They didnāt, and I had to readjust it several times, but the truth was I wanted to suck cock, so I invited them in my house to make good on my promise. I actually had to talk them into it because they both kept pretending that I was just joking around. They figured out quickly that I was definitely not joking around. I finally got them to drop their shorts and Chris popped out with a rather small cock, but the cool part about small cocks is to get so hard they stand up straight and press against their belly. Connor had a semi-hard dick at first and I would say Connorās cock soft is bigger than Chrisās cock hard. The thing is, when it comes to multiple partners, it doesnāt matter if you have the biggest dick in the world if it doesnāt get hard. Why? Because the guy with the tiny cock that is hard is the cock I am going to choose. I tried to get Connorās cock card, and I had some success, but it wasnāt a lasting success. Chris, however, has a perpetual hard on probably twenty-four seven. Some guys can just get it up even if they were standing naked on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl halftime show. Connor eventually just sat down in a chair and I spent another three or four minutes deep throating Chrisās tiny cock. He made a funny noise and then emptied his balls into the back of my throat. Then I couldnāt get rid of him. He hung around my house like he lived there and was even making Connor a bit uncomfortable with his blatant familiarity. I finally told him I needed him to leave which I could see surprised him, especially when I asked Connor to stay. To make a long story short, I spent the next hour becoming Connorās own personal cum sponge. I do so love being turned into his cum sponge, so it was a win-win for both of us. Anyway, that was pretty much my yesterday! Sorry about the long story I will try to shorten these things up in the future.
Just wanted to get this video up that I just made before I go dark for 5 or 6 hours. I have people coming over to help me with my Jeep so I will be out of touch for a little bit but the good news is you get to watch me touch myself right now!
Stick your dick in me. You know you want to after watching this video. For fuck's sake, I am definitely spread wide open here. Some of you may have seen this before, but itās been a while. I want to put this video up because Jeep Week is right around the corner and I plan to take part in quite a view of the events. Plus, I plan to chase a few studs around here and there, but you already knew this. If I donāt suck at least 3 or 4 cocks during Jeep Week, then I considered it a bust. Anyway, I am just getting started today and in my next post I will tell you about Bob and last night. On a sad note, I donāt have any dates lined up for the entire weekend so keeping my fingers crossed that somebodyās going to get an annoyingly hard cock that will drive them to take me out and show me a good time hoping to stick it inside me later that evening. They would be correct in that line of thinking. Iām just saying!
Connor's meat stick was so deep inside me when his nuts unleashed their jizz it felt like he was bathing my ovaries with his sperm. I know that sounds weird, but I was riding on top of him and right when he came I literally sat on his cock so we were pussy mound to cock mound and then I reached behind me and squeezed his balls as he pumped his jizz in my guts. I could feel every splash like it was showering the inside of my belly button. It was a nice nooner, to say the least. Anyway, I took these pictures about thirty minutes after Connor tried to drown my ovaries with his liquid nut. I donāt think they came out too bad for a cell phone. Of course, there are absolutely no filters or Photoshop. The only thing I did was resize them and thatās it. Itās all I ever do. I know some girls edit every single damn picture they take and they spend hours just trying to get a couple of pictures up. I spend approximately three minutes. Aināt nobody got time to spend hours rearranging oneās face and body digitally so they look like a flat piece of plastic with absolutely no pores. Half of these girls would look better if they didnāt even wear makeup, much less edit their pics. You can never tell them that, though. They just won't listen. Instagram and all those other junk apps have them trained like monkeys. Anyway, enough criticizing is I'm no spring chicken myself, so enjoy the pics and let me know what you think.
Of course, my boyfriend called while I was right in the middle of pleasuring Connor. Obviously I didnāt answer it. After Connor left, he called again and wanted to know why I didnāt answer before. I was going to tell him none of his business, but I decided honesty was the best policy and told him Connor needed some of my special attention. The bastard hung up on me. Oh well, his loss. I felt good about the entire thing. I really felt good about getting the chance to pleasure Connor again. It makes my day to put a smile on his face because if he is smiling then I generally have a vagina full of sperm. And in case you didnāt notice, that makes me happy. Anyway, I am way over my head with this 18-year-old, so I am just going to let it go here. Plus, Iām going out with Bob here later tonight. I wonder if heāll taste Connor when heās eating me out because he loves to eat me out. I hope so. And I hope it drives him wild. I bet it does. He is a kinky mother fucker sometimes, literally.
Iām back on Tinder looking for guys to shoot with me in my shut up and fuck series. Letās see how that goes. I used to have fantastic luck with Adult Friend Finder but they got a stupid and very expensive so I donāt get on their much anymore. Hopefully, Iāll have some pretty good luck with Tinder. Wouldnāt it be nice if I found a guy willing to shoot with a fantastic cock that shoots a gallon of cum? If only I could get that lucky. One never knows though, so Iāll keep my fingers crossed.
