I want to see a cock dump cum in you and watch it roll out and drip off your clit. And you shall. But today, you get a titty fuck, footjob, blowjob, handjob big old sticky cum all over me video. First, you get pics. Yes, pics. He won't be here until three to spray me down with man goo. I can't fuck until Friday. Girl thing and antibiotics. Fucks with the box. Unless you have one, no point in explaining. That doesn't mean I don't want a dick in my guts. I do. Annoyingly so. The crud, Covid, whatever is going around is the gift that keeps on giving, but I can hold off till Friday. Then I'm good to go. How do I feel? I mean, no worse than what happens at the end of a regular cold. Super duper for a while, then blah, then super-duper, then blah, and so on. Thats is the sign that my body gives me to tell me I just about have it beat. I thought for sure today was the 100 percent day. I'm going with 75% as a revised number. I am good enough to want my body to be used as a fuck toy minus two holes. The mouth is working just fine. Just ask the guy who gave me a protein infusion this morning. Yes, I blew a guy. No, he didn't ask me for a blowjob. I offered. I wanted to. I kind of feel left out of the game. It felt good for the both of us to have a cock in my mouth. It certainly brightened up my day, and I would guess him as well. I didn't do much. I just leaned my head over the edge of the bed, and he fucked my mouth. It seemed right with him sliding his penis in and out of my mouth, his balls dragging across my nose. They smelled good. Had that man smell mixed with that clean soapy, freshly washed scent. I could feel that pumping spasm that goes on in that little spot between the balls on my nose when he came. It made me want to fuck so badly! It was an easy swallow because he was balls deep in my mouth when he came, and the sperm just rolled down my throat. I hardly even tasted it. I could feel the hot stickiness of it, but that's about it. In a way, I feel kind of cheated. I like the taste of it. Not in its delicious candy type way, just in the "I know what I just had pumped in my mouth, and that's hot as fuck" type way. Sperm isn't a delicacy. It has its own unique flavor and scent. I don't crave the taste of it, but its smell and texture sets something off in my body that says I need it, and as much as I can get of it. Turns my pussy into a waterpark every time I taste it, smell it, feel it. Don't blame me. It's a manufacturing defect or something that I'm like this.
Someone asked me what pickup lines I've used on guys that have worked. The last one I can think of was during truck week, where I told a guy that he smelled nice, like something I might want to have sex with. We fucked. So I would consider that a successful line. What else have I used? I've been pretty blatant in the past. I asked a guy once if he wanted to fuck my tits and cum on my face. It's a funny thing; he did want to fuck my tits and cum on my face. These are all lines that I have used with people that I have never met before. I don't think it counts if you use lines on people you already know. You kind of know the outcome from the start. Let me see if I can think of some more. I remember a good one. I had a good-looking guy I met at the ocean deck, and I admit I wanted him to do things to me with his penis. But it was dragging on, and both I and my pussy were getting frustrated. He was constantly staring at my tits, so I knew he was interested. So I told him if he stared at my tits one more time, we were going to fuck. He gazed one more time, and we fucked. I think that's it for lines that I have used. I'm not sure some of them qualify as lines per se, but it is the best that I have to answer this question.
Guys, sorry about the single post. I had to do the Dr thing today but all is good, still there but it's just about in the rear view mirror. I will be back to shooting in the morning. I am feeling pretty damn good tonight so super happy about that!
This post is about big dicks. But quick update, I feel 100 percent today. So seven days burnt on beating whatever weirdness got all up in my guts trying to kill me a little bit. It feels like a monumental time burner. I hate being pulled out of the game for that long. But back at it, so here we go!
Have I ever run into a dick that was too big? I've gotten about 100 questions on that lately. Yes, I have run into a penis that was more cock than my box was going to handle. My brain said that is way too big to put inside yourself. My pussy, on the other hand, said, sit back, have a snow cone, enjoy the show because I got this. I basically left in a wheelchair, but it was worth every mind-blowing pussy stretching second of it. It was during a porn shoot that never ended up taking place. It didn't occur because we fucked for an hour and 1/2 before shooting in my hotel room in Los Angeles. He was supposed to pick me up and take me to our porn shoot, but we got to talking, and one thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was being split apart by a fat 12-inch cock. You all know him. I am sure you've all seen him before, and I have since shot several videos with him that have actually made it to the silver screen. I'm not going to mention his name because we had to develop a story as to why we had to postpone our porn shoot to the following day. There's a difference between shooting porn and fucking for fun. It is instead a massive difference because when you fuck for fun, you actually get to come for real. Plus, I was determined to sink it in my guts until his balls were smacking my ass, and that took a while. I have no idea where that penis goes inside me, but it goes somewhere. At first, it was uncomfortable, almost like you ate too much, but that soon changed, and after a few minutes, I became nothing more than a mindless cock receptacle waiting for sperm. Which I got when his dick left a lump of steamy jizz deep in my guts. I am not sure I had all my internal parts intact or even functioning correctly, but again, it was worth it. After he wiped the cum off his dick, he made a call and said he couldn't shoot that day. He hurt himself helping someone move. It didn't sound like a fun conversation, but it took the heat off of me. They called me and told me postponed my shoot about 2 minutes later, so they had no I was lying on the hotel bed, pussy looking like a cave entrance spilling a steady stream of sperm on the sheets, and he was the one that left me like that. I have zero regrets about that fuck. Or at least I didn't at the time. Fucking him the next day was pure ouch, and it took everything I had not to curl up in a little ball yelling, it hurts! It was a 7-hour shoot as well. This was back when they first shot the stills/pics, which took forever. Then the video which is stop and go, stop and go, stop and go. It took all I had to keep a smile on my face. The moral of the story is that yes, I can handle even the largest of cocks, cum on them, and be left with a box whistling in the wind while I walk funny down the sidewalk. The problem is, as much as I love doing it, I need a week to recover, and I just don't have that kind of time. My pussy won't wait that long. So my sweet spot is between 4 to 8 inches, my favorites being between 5 to 7 inches. That is why, no matter how much you think you want the world's largest cock, you probably don't. Sex at best, once a week if the chick is into it. Chicks that aren't into it, well, good luck with that giant cock. It's going to be collecting dust with her.
I will add this one thing. I am all good now but having a cold, flu, virus, ebola, polio, whatever it is I had, sucks and not dicks because sucking dicks is a good thing. Sucking on Ebola, Covid, Swine Flu, well, that is a bad thing.
Not 100% but good enough to be nude outside and flexing. I think by tomorrow I got this thing under control so Yay for me. In the mean time it's porn, TV, and more porn. It's my go to routine when I am under the weather 😉
Hello everyone just checking in. Sorry not super active the last few days but caught myself a cold and I didn't even know that I was hunting one. Such is life. I feel like today is the turning point so hopefully tomorrow I will be back to normal. I got through the video without coughing my lungs up so vast improvement from yesterday. I know, I am supposed to be horny 24/7 no matter what and oddly enough I kind of am. I am worried that if I rub one out it might take away some germ fighting energy so I am holding off until at least tomorrow 👍😜 catch up with you maybe a little later tonight so bear with me while I knock this thing out ❤️
That is what I like to call big cock damage. Stretched open, can still see some of the jizz deep inside of me, stretched open and staying that way all by itself. Thought I would bring that up for no other reason than it was on my mind 😜
Hello, it's me again—more weird shit to say. I seem to never run out of it, so here we go. First things first, I just got back from Sarasota, and it was a long traffic-filled drive. Florida is still packed with travelers for some reason. To make it worse, I have a fucking cold, and it sucks driving when you have a cold. Anyway, back to the weird shit. Is a big dick something I'd want as a guy? I probably would but just for aesthetics. My best bet would probably be a five or 6-inch dick. You might ask why I would choose the smaller cock? In the unlikely event, if I miraculously sprouted a dick, I want to make sure it's going all the way down her throat, all the way up her ass till my newly acquired testicles are touching her vagina, and I definitely want it bottoming out in her sloppy vagina. Massive dicks don't get the full meal deal experience. Sure, I can bottom them out in my pussy, but I am somewhat the exception when it comes to shoving big things in a vagina. But still, if I was a guy, I am probably going to want a six-foot penis. I admit they are absolutely fun to look at and hold in your hand. But, when I want someone to spray my colon down with sticky hot sperm, I don't call the guy with the 12-inch dick. I call the guy with the 6-inch cock that can go balls deep in my ass without otherwise causing internal damage, if you know what I mean. Plus, I do like to swallow a dick until I am licking the balls with my tongue. Again the 6 inch or less makes that happen for me. Now there is an upside to having a big cock. I do enjoy my pussy being totally destroyed by a vastly oversized penis. There's just something incredibly sexy about having your pussy turned into a sperm dripping blackhole that isn't going to close up anytime soon. That feeling you get when you walk after having your insides rearranged and stretched by a giant dick makes my pussy drool just thinking about it. I can feel my stretched-out box rubbing against my jeans or shorts, knowing that it's wide open and leaking cum. Here's something you won't hear every day. After I get my box entirely demolished by a giant cock, sometimes I go home and put small dildos in it because it turns me on that I can't feel them. I can feel the pressure of them sliding in and out, but that's about it. I don't know why that turns me on, but it does. I really like when a long fat cock fucks me for a good amount of time and then dumps a massive load of jizz inside of me. I can see inside myself in the mirror and see the cum pooling in my guts. It's incredible to see my pussy so stretched out that I can see puddles of sperm 5 to 6 inches inside my cunt. It's just a seriously crazy turn-on knowing that a cock can change my body, even if temporary like that. It's not all that temporary, to be honest. I can tell you that fucking large cocks has permanently made my box bigger, but I'm not complaining in the least, nor am I getting complaints about it. Somewhere along the line, I have learned that my pussy can damn near squeeze a cock right off. If I'm not using that much lube, I can squeeze so hard I can prevent your cock from being able even to move. That's how hard I can squeeze. I do get complaints about that but not for the reason that you think or because it hurts. It's because they say it makes them cum too soon. I used to like to do it just as a guy was coming. I would clamp down on his cock, which would keep the cum from coming out, and when I let loose, his jizz would have all kinds of extra backpressure behind it. I like how it would feel when the sperm hit my insides extra hard. After a few guys said it was uncomfortable, I pretty much just quit doing it. Now that I mentioned it, I'm dying to do it again. I have no idea why I am telling you all of this stuff other than these are the weird things that run through my head. I will stop here before I creep all of you out, but I will catch up with you all later!
This is a long post so bear with me on it. Someone wanted to see my ass, and because I'm kind of on the road, I'm pulling stuff off of Amazon photos. These are like six or seven months old, and I never put them up because I didn't like them, but this set does have quite a few pictures of my ass. I know there are no edits or any weird shit on these pictures because I took them, and they are straight off my phone, which automatically uploads to Amazon. And I have automatically downloaded them back on my phone and uploaded them straight to you. It's a vicious cycle the life of a picture. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think.
I'm traveling, so it's kind of hard just to sit down and start writing stuff out, but I enjoy doing it, so I find the time. Right now, I'm in Sarasota meeting with another friend; in case you're wondering, yes, he is a fuck buddy. My fuck buddy rating is pretty good. For the most part, I have been pretty good at being a fuck buddy. I rarely cancel a fuck buddy date, and even if I get my period, that just means less talking because my mouth will still be working fine. There's nothing worse than getting canceled on for a fuck buddy date. I mean, you go ahead and shave your holes, douche your ass, and then he cancels. So you are left with your friends who require batteries. Honestly, though fuck buddies last longer than most relationships do. At least they do for me. Of course, I never give up my fuck buddies even when I am in a relationship, much to the dismay of many. Why would I? Good Dicks are hard to find, so when you do, you hang onto them with both hands, both sets of lips, and occasionally your ass hole. I like finding guys as perverted as I am. My favorites are those who are into cheating and willing to take risks even if it means that they will get caught. One of my favorite fuck buddies was Rick. He worked with my husband. I guess it's more accurate to say he worked for my husband as he was Rick's boss. Phone cameras had just come out, and Rick took a picture of him behind me and his dick in my ass. My husband never liked Rick much, and we give them a hard time now and then. During one of these times, he whipped that phone out, showed the picture to my husband, and said, this is the view I had of your wife last night. I want to say it all ended happy and sexy, but it didn't. It took us a year or two, but we ended up splitting up. I couldn't give up putting Rick's dick in my ass. And Rick couldn't give up letting my husband know that he left a steaming pile of sperm in my rectum the night before. The day I went to sign the final divorce papers, I had Rick drive me there, and he fucked me in the car before I went into the courthouse. The entire time I was in there, I could feel Rick's sperm swimming around inside my guts, trying to dribble out. My husband stayed at his job, as did Rick, and he turned up the pressure on him to the point that Rick finally quit, and I think he blamed me for the issues he had at work. We just kind of drifted apart as well. That was too bad because I did like Rick as a fuck buddy. The guy had a slender 9-inch cock which meant he could shove it up my ass, bury it in my pussy, or slide it down my throat. It was thin but not too thin, and pair that with a 9-inch length, and you have a recipe for tasty cock. We fucked a lot. He used to breed my ass constantly, and if he wasn't leaving sperm in my ass, then he would send it down my throat. He didn't come in my pussy very often, but I didn't complain because he was a master at fucking my ass. He's another guy I would love to know what he's up to, how he looks, and if he still thinks about fucking me. I can't find him anywhere, on Facebook, google search, I come up with nothing. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to find new fuck buddies. Want to apply?
I am taking nude pics on a hotel couch. Man, I used to live in these hotels. I probably used to spend half a year every year living in hotels. I met a zillion people over the course of 20 years, and at best, I might've run into one or two bad ones. Those days are over now except for the occasional trip to see close friends. Yes, I used to be one of those girls for those of you who don't know. You know the one you found online and made an appointment to come see me. I did it for twenty years before retiring last year. The question I get asked the most is, do I have any regrets about my past lifestyle choices? Not one. I say this in all sincerity that if offered the chance for a do-over in my life, what I have done anything differently? Yes, I would've started much, much earlier. I guess that would be my only regret is that I didn't start when I was 21. I put it off till I was 31 years old. I feel like I may have squandered ten years of my life by dabbling in a professional medical job that, to be honest, sucked. I would have much preferred sucking sperm from cocks to sucking snot from lungs. Another thing I'm asked is if I've ever had feelings for a client. I wouldn't say I fell in love with them, but I was smitten with their dick. That occurred a few times. Jake was definitely my favorite, and I could've gone even farther with him since he was a true hunk with a cock more impressive than his fantastic body and looks. He possessed one of those dicks who enhanced everything else about him. It was long, plump, with a beautiful form. I enjoyed simply holding it in my hands and staring at it. It was as if it had been designed to fit inside my pussy. He's one of the few persons who can get me to come without using a finger or vibrator on my clit. I would like to find him again and let him use that dick on me a few more times. Wonder if he is still as hot as he used to be. It's been a few years now. I would probably be OK with it if he weren't as long as his dick was still the dick I remember it to be. Catch up with you all in a bit!
I was thinking I've never seen a guy jerk off in the car before. I mean I jerked off hundreds of guys in a car but I never just sat and watched a guy rub one out for me in a car. I on the other hand have rubbed one out in front of many guys while driving down the road. I would like to see a guy jerk off once while he's driving. I'll make sure I have my seatbelt on of course because I have a funny feeling he may kind of lose control when the cum starts flying. In addition to that I would think it would be kind of messy and clean up might be a bit tedious. One thing I do know is sperm has a way of getting everywhere. Plus it's kind of tacky so it hangs on and drools on whatever it touches. Anyway I have jerked off by myself in my own car thousands of times and all I have to do is keep something under my but and the mess is averted. I like car fucking I always have and I probably always will. Some of my favorite memories are getting bred in a car in some very unlikely areas. My favorite was a high school parking lot on a Saturday night after a pretty damn wild night at the swing club. I snuck out of the Swing Club so my boyfriend couldn't stop me from fucking a guy named Dave who was pretty much the king daddy of fucking my pussy at the time. My boyfriend was into swinging but he got jealous of Dave because he saw how good he could make my pussy feel. He didn't want me fucking Dave but didn't mind me fucking anybody else that I may have found at the club. So when he went to the bathroom we slipped out and took off. We didn't have any place to go so we made use of his Jeep Grand Cherokee. It was one of my most memorable fucks ever. He made me cum so hard and so many times I probably said some of the dumbest shit I've ever said. I know that I scared him off that night but when I cum that hard I get cum-brain and weird shit comes out of my mouth. I know I told him if he would cum inside me I would marry him. I also told him I would dump my boyfriend for him and that I wanted him to put a baby inside of me. None of which is really true except for maybe I would have dumped my boyfriend for him but the rest, well that's just my pussy talking. Guys think with their dick and I talked with my pussy. Shit happens. But it's just sex and you wake up the next day and masturbate thinking about what you did the night before. Anyway, all in all, it was one of my best nights ever. For those of you who are wondering, my boyfriend was waiting at home for me and when we rolled in it was starting to get light out. He was angry but I made him sleep on the couch while Dave and I went upstairs and fucked in my boyfriend's bed again and then slept till almost noon. I sucked Dave off before he left, kissed him goodbye in front of my boyfriend and then made him take me to get something to eat besides sperm. It was a good night if I might say so myself 😉
Yes, I rubbed one out all the way to Tampa. Traffic was a bitch and I had to keep putting two hands on the wheel. Video will follow shortly so watch for that.
Sorry for the delay in getting this post up; I had to travel to the west coast of Florida. It's incredible how much traffic there is, mainly because I rarely travel beyond 95 or cross the bridge from the island where I live. It's a long drive, and there isn't much to do except think about stuff. I thought about all the terrible things I did to my ex-husband back in the 90s. I believe what sparked my interest in that topic was my recent viewing of the film Internal Affairs. That film's sex scenes have always been a massive turn-on for me. When this movie came out, I was already cheating on my spouse and seeing it made me want to cheat even more. I was having an affair with a guy named Scott, and he had the cock of my dreams at the time. He probably still does, but I'm probably picturing it to be something greater than it was. But back then, I'd rather be fucked by his dick than eat. His cock was so good it became more essential than my marriage, which was doing well. His dick was simply superior. My husband was upset when he eventually caught me, and he said a couple of things to me that weren't very kind. I let it go for a few minutes, but his rage reached a point where he overstepped his bounds, and I retaliated. I asked him how it felt to know that his wife was not only prepared to toss away her marriage because another man's cock was so wonderful that she didn't care anymore. I also asked him how it felt to know that the man who fucked me didn't make me his bitch, but rather him. He was utterly heartbroken, and he simply walked away. I ended up thinking about it and masturbating. He eventually filed for divorce. We didn't get divorced at the time since we were able to work things out. He genuinely got into it for a short while. But, once he understood that this wasn't a passing craze and that this would be his life till death do us part, he decided to call it quits. We did, however, have some badass sex. I used to say the most messed-up things to him about how much better other people fucked me than him, but it always made him cum. He was correct in the end because the more I cheated on people, the more turned on I became. Do I have any regrets about divorcing him? Not in the least. We weren't on the same page when it came to sex, which would have just served to irritate me and make me dislike him. We're still friends, and we still communicate. I am not against fucking my exes. I like to fuck exes, especially when I am in a relationship. It's hot knowing I'm willing to let a guy stick his dick in me that I don't like because he can fuck me better than my current boyfriend. I have many exes that have wonderful cocks that I have fallen in love with over the years. Jake is one of them. I would love to find Jake so that I can have his cock in me one last time. I can feel his sperm shooting in my stomach just thinking about it. Scott as well, for sure. I would love to find him, and I have tried—no luck whatsoever. Honestly, his cock could get me to do anything. I got caught sucking it by our boss, and I could no longer stop sucking it since it was ejaculating semen in my throat when he walked in on us. I wasn't going to miss out on that just because my boss showed up. Okay, I'd better stop. I hate it when I start turning myself on because I have to sit around annoyed and horny! Anyway, here are some pics from yesterday. I have a video I made in the car, but I have to find some wifi that works in this hotel to upload it, so bear with me!
Pics, pics, and more pics. I took these last Wednesday I think and forgot I had them on my phone until I was looking for pictures of my dog and these popped up. I am sure the people I was with saw them but they were too polite to say anything and I am too comfortable with porn to care. Anyway, I am going for a drive in my truck because it's lightning out and that makes for a weird drive in the Jeep, mostly because there is no top whatsoever.
Holy moly my Clit is huge. I just went back and watch this video and I was like holy s*** that's a huge clit! I am such a lucky girl because that massive clit brings me nothing but joy. I am taking my clit on a cock vacation down south so hopefully it will get rubbed by the head of a great big cock until it drools 😜🍆💦🍆. Catch up with you in a bit 😉
Here is a strapon video I found from 2009. It isn't for the vanilla crowd that's for sure but I remember making it and many more like it. I used to be into making guys suck strapons. I still do it but it doesn't have quite the thrill it used to have. I think it was a powertrip-type thing. I do make guys eat their own cum very often, that has never gotten old so if you had your hopes up that I gave up on that, not a chance Mr! So check it out, you were forewarned it's not a cookie-cutter porn so enjoy! @u125291845
Sucked a dick today. Got a mouthful of swimmers for my effort. I was hoping for a gut full of breeders, but that didn't happen. I have to remember not to get disappointed with the 20 to 25 yr olds. He came into my mouth without any warning. He was very quiet about it other than a whimper. It felt like a big thick load, but I don't really know since I didn't spill any. I drank it as it pumped into my throat—no chance of spillage. It supplied me with some solid mental masturbation material when I got home, but I would have preferred a penis pushing my insides around until I made stupid faces. I really don't want to call my boyfriend, but his dick is the only one bringing the A-game to my box anymore. It is supposed to be the other way around. I should be using him for cleanup duty, not my daily driver. Such is the way of life, and things could be worse. I could be getting laid every other month like so many poor married folks these days. My girlfriend can't get her husband to fuck her, and she's hot. What the fuck is with that? My friend can't get his wife to fuck him, and he's hot. He has a solid dick to go along with the hot part. I know. I have had it in me. Neither one will cheat on their husband/wife. Again, I know. I have tried with both of them. I even tried to get both of them at the same time once. Big swing and a miss with that one. Oh well, I suspect one of them will change their mind soon. I won't tell. Except for you guys, I will tell you guys for sure. The names will be changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
So. I masturbated today, as you already know. I tried something different. No porn, no phone pictures to look at, just me and my mind. It was harder to do than you would think. Porn and porn pics provide me something to focus on. The way his dick goes in and out of her box. The way she kisses the tip of his cock. It could be anything, but I focus on that anything, and it sends me over the edge. Without any of that, I just had my own mental images and thoughts to work with. It was hard to focus. Every noise distracted me. My mind would wander. But I got it done, and I have to say it was a 9 out of 10 on the cum Richter scale. It took almost 45 minutes, but I have to say it was worth it. What did I focus on? The way his knees bent up and down and the almost girlish whimper that was barely audible when he came. Just my mouth was all that was need to make his body react that way. My tongue on the head of his cock caused him to do things he couldn't stop himself from doing. I was in control of his body when his cock was in my mouth, not him. I thought about how I made his body release his sperm from his testicles, force it through his dick, and feed it to me down my throat. That part of his body is mine now, and it's inside of me. Fuck, now I'm getting horny again, so time to stop. Anyway, that is what made me cum. I need to do the unplugged masturbation more often. It is time-consuming, though, so I don't know how often I will do it, but I'm sure it will be repeated soon.
First set of pictures with my new, real, as-in permanent tattoo. You are seeing them first. I guess it's kind of exclusive in some tiny way. Anway, do let me know what you think!
I am a horny mother fucker this morning. Actually, I need to find a horny motherfucker this morning. Me being the mother, him being the fucker of mothers. I'm walking around like everything is good, no problems here, but deep down in my gut, I am horny as fuck! I know why. I watched an old movie where Richard Gear is fucking some guy's wife over a stair railing and won't stop when her husband walks in on them. She doesn't stop either, even though she's apologizing. That turns me the fuck on. I want to be her. Before that, he was finger fucking her under the table, and her husband had no idea his wife was drooling pussy cream all over another man's finger right in front of him. I so want to be her! Why am I telling you about an old movie that makes my pussy a slip and slide? I haven't a clue. But the fact remains that it makes me so horny my pussy is growling. It needs its feeding of cock followed by a shot of sperm. I don't know, though. The cock department has been a bit wonky lately. The last available one I had never got past the limp noodle stage. The fucker came, though! What's with that shit? Blowing a rather large load of jizz on my hand and arm, without warning and he was not even remotely semi-hard. It was as soft and as limp as it could possibly be. He was tipsy, and I fucking hate that. His dick doesn't play well with booze, so he shouldn't be drinking alcohol when he's with me, but he did. How he came, I haven't a clue. I didn't know you could cum completely soft. In all my years, thousands of dicks, I have never had one do that. Semi-hard, yes. Totally limp? No. Anyway, that was the last drop of sperm his penis will ever place anywhere near me. He cares more about the booze than he does about the pussy, so we must part ways. Moving on, both from him and this paragraph. PS. I wasn't supposed to tell you this. He asked me not to. But then he went and told everyone we hooked up, which I could care less about, but we didn't hook up. He made it sound like I was a slave for his dick, which would be awesome, but sadly it's the furthest thing from the truth.
Ticks and tats: what's so wrong with that? My answer is absolutely nothing! I possess both. Tats on dicks? It's not for me. Plus, where are you finding a tattoo artist who will tattoo your dick? Wouldn't it have to be hard, as in erect, as well? You would think it would. Otherwise, when you got a hard-on, you would look like an over-stretched billboard. Not judging here, just saying. My tats. A mixed bag of opinions. I am not looking for approval or that massively popular cheerleader squad adult performers adore so much. They say after two days in, you know whether or not you made a mistake. I am still thrilled with it, and I am enjoying it more every time I see it. So, no, I doubt there will be regret in my life for having it done. I am old enough to fuck you, your father, your son, or maybe all three of you if I feel like it. I am also at that point in my life where I have absolutely zero concern for what other people think. So if I appear not to care about your opinion of me, you are probably correct. It's not that I don't care...well, maybe it is. I mean, I don't want to be disrespectful, but if my decisions don't affect your well-being, I don't really put stock into what other people think I should or shouldn't do.
So I am zipping back through my files, and I have thousands of them and came across this little video. I can't fuck today, but I can rub one out like a pro if I so feel inclined, and I feel inclined. I settled on this video because I can't figure out why I wore that belt back in 2010, but I did. I fast-forwarded to the ending and am pretty happy with that snatch-soaking he gave me, and I somewhat remember the fucking. We made this video for my then-husband, who was in the house, but we made him stay in the bathroom the whole time. He did come out after he came inside me and licked me clean. We used to pretend that if he didn't get every drop, he would be raising a kid fresh from another man's testicles. It was a good game. Anyway, let me know what you think. I will be searching for other videos today as well! @u125291845
Yes, I went utterly silent yesterday. I was gone all day having a massive whole body tattoo installed on myself. Head to toe, and I am now one big jumble of tattoos. I look like I got in a fight with several punks with spray paint cans and lost. Obviously, none of that is true. However, I couldn't finish it in the 9 hours I was there! It isn't done. I probably have another 4 hours to go, but it's a localized tat, just a time-consuming one. Is it big? I don't think so. Probably a bit bigger than most first-timers would be willing to go, but it's organized and symmetrical. Anyway, what's left is to only wrap a few bars around the inside of my arms. I am not expanding up or down anywhere else, just simply finishing wrapping around. Use your imagination, and you should be able to put it together!
As I said, I am not a fan of disorganized things, especially tattoos. I like them to flow nice and even. What do I mean? You know, a skull here and then a puppy right below it. So that should tee off all the people with death skulls and dolphins. Someone told me to write out my favorite inspirational phrase. The only thing that came to mind was, "Go fuck yourself." I was also told I should get a tattoo that represents something or means something profound to me. So, what does my tat mean or represent? Absolutely positively nothing. Complete and total zippo. No meaning whatsoever other than I thought it looked cool. I swear, that is is it. I dug through a million photos of stuff, and that is what I thought looked the coolest. No other selection method was used other than I felt that tat was the bomb aesthetically. I am not a super meaningful/sentimental person. I know what's important to me. I don't need to draw it on my body to remind myself. Oddly enough, that is how I chose my choice of vehicles as well. To which I was recently informed that having a jacked-up pickup is not socially acceptable and offensive to people. To which I then informed them that they are unbearably stupid. I have jacked-up vehicles for no other reason than the fact that jacked-up vehicles make my pussy swampy wet. As an added bonus, it's harder to see me getting fucked inside the bed of the truck when it's up in the air that high, kind of like my legs are. That's important to me when I need a quick sperm deposit on the fly.
I do need a day or so to get everything back to normal. I will be posting all weekend but it won't be outside and it won't be with anyone else or any crazy monkey fucking bouncing off the walls. It's like a sunburn, you just don't want any touching it! So bear with me, all shall be back to normal Monday!
And I am pretty sure I missed these as well, they are a week old or so. Man I take a lot of porn pic. So many I forget about half of them. Oh well, there could be worse things to worry about in life for sure 😜💦🍆💦
I can't remember if I put these up or not. I normally delete them after I post them but these are still here from early August. If I did sorry about the repost if not happy suds 👍😉. Can someone get my back for me?
Wet clit, wet tits, that is what makes the world go around. These pics are from yesterday but I held back until now to post them. The more I look at them, the more I like them. They are turning me on. How strange is that? Getting turned on by my own pictures!
Here we go. Good morning everybody! I am going to get laid today one way or another. I have gone all week without a dick inside me.That’s got to fucking end. No dick inside me is unquestionably a mood killer. I am just not the same person unless my guts are greased up with sperm. Let’s not dwell on this. I am hopeful that I’ll have a penis wiggling inside of me by the conclusion of the day.
Some of you are dropping me pictures of your dicks and I appreciate that. As always, I’m thrilled to see naked pictures because I’m an ordinary person and I love seeing naked people. I don’t know where the shock value is in that, but evidently it is peculiar, according to many. It is my understanding that many girls dislike receiving photos of the infamous penis unless, of course, money is forwarded along with it. Personally, I would be suspect of someone like that, but that’s just me. It kinda screams, I’m just in it for the money. Look, I don’t want you to take this the wrong way and start sending me a million pics and then expecting that I evaluate your prick. I’m more than delighted to do that, but you need to shoot me a tip if you want a rating. I put a lot of time into those ratings, so it’s not like it’s a one minute ordeal for me. But that doesn’t mean you should be be apprehensive about sending me your photos and/or videos. I absolutely won’t turn down the chance to see anyone naked. I am going to make this one request, though. It becomes annoying when you guys send me the videos of your cock and all you do is rub it. Sure I appreciate watching a guy stroke his cock. I mean, what girl doesn’t? But for fuck’s sake, show me the god damn cum shot! The first thing I do in every porn I watch is fast forward to the cum shot. That’s what I want to see. Of course I want to see all the other stuff as well but ultimately it’s all about the sperm leaving the penis. That’s what I truly came for. After I see the cum shot, I’ll go back and check out all the good stuff that provoked the cock to cum. If it is really a crappy little cum shot, sometimes I give up on the entire video because I already know it ends poorly. What is my favorite style of cum shot, you might ask? It’s one where the girl actually finishes the cock off. I don’t want to see the guy jerk off if there’s a girl sitting right there. I want her to prove it to me she can actually finish the job. I know when I cum I don’t want to make myself cum. I want somebody else to do it for me. Why in the world would a guy not want a girl to suck the head of his cock until he disposed of a pile of jizz down her throat? Anyway, back to the point. I enjoy watching a girl finish a guy with her hand mouth or snatch. I will tell you, though, that sometimes in porn, some guys just can’t finish unless they do it themselves. I can understand why. Sometimes they do one scene that day, sometimes they do three. But doing that every day means one’s cock might not be as sensitive as it used to be before that cock started in porn. So the porn stud gives his cock a two-handed death grip and proceeds to damn near rip it off all in the name of the money shot. Still, I like it so much better when the girl slowly teases his dick until he just can’t stand it anymore and sperm erupts like a volcano. That’s my choice of cum shots. Doesn’t mean it has to be everybody’s preference, but still I think it’s a good one as far as cum preferences go.
So true story my clit was sticking out and I didn't know it. Oh well shit happens and I was going to show it off anyway 😜 Still have another post coming up tonight so watch for it 👍❤️
Arm workout complete. Now on to finding a cock to grind a load out of. Any volunteers? I think I see a dick up over there, so you sir, do you volunteer to allow your penis to be abused in ways you never thought of? Good for you and your dick...now step right over here 😉💪🏼🍆💪🏼
Who doesn't love a wet T-shirt? Better yet who doesn't love a dripping pussy? I know that I do. Check these out and let me know what you think!
I have a friend who lives in Orlando, and she broke up with her boyfriend. Technically I could care less about that because neither one of them are sexually my cup of tea. My point of the story here is that my friend is horny, and she wants some dick. My answer to the problem was simply to go out and find some cock. That is kind of lousy advice because nowadays, finding dick is not as easy as it sounds. Plus, she is a little wider than tall, which doesn't help in the cock hunting mission. I also suggested that she get back with her ex just for a cock ride. She said she would absolutely love to do that, but she can't bring herself to do it. Apparently, it was a bad breakup. I asked her if he was good in the sack, and she said, " Oh my God, he was amazing. So now, she piqued my interest. Doing what I do, I started in on the 20 questions. What I drag out of her was that he had an amazing cock. Even better, she had photos of it which she shared with me. I admit his dick was top-level. It hangs down to his knee, so I'm guessing it's 10 to 12 inches. She had a couple of pictures of it hard with her holding it, and it was enormous. It's kind of an oxymoron because it's attached to a 5 foot one tall man. He reminds me of George from the Seinfeld show with the opposite of a shrinkage problem. He's not attractive in my eyes as far as physical attributes go, but now I'm totally fascinated with him. I can't get that image of his massive cock out of my mind. I keep touching myself, thinking about that enormous penis stretching and moving my insides around. I'm almost obsessed with him sliding that cock inside me. I don't want to tick off my friend, but at the same time, my vagina needs that cock. It's not like I can just go enjoy that cock anytime I want. I don't really know this man, nor do I even know how to contact him other than Facebook. This is how pathetic I am. I already sent a friend request to him, and I hope he accepts. I have to figure out how to tell my friend that she can keep her ex-boyfriend, but I just want to take ownership of his cock. Nothing else, no romance, no romantic dinners, just his cock in my guts. But I'm getting ahead of myself because I haven't heard back from him, and I don't know that I will. What I can tell you is the suspense of waiting is driving my pussy insane. Even if I fuck someone else, all that I will be thinking about is his beautiful cock. It's very similar to that song that you get your head that you just can't get out. Just replace the song with a penis. I will keep you posted if we get in contact with each other. Fingers crossed.
The pics I took yesterday are zero edits, zero filters, just pictures straight out of the phone camera. By now, you all know that I mostly despise filters because they are becoming so prevalent that people are beginning to believe that they resemble the filtered version. They don't, and it's not even close. The latest filter, which is most disturbing to me, actually replaces your body and is so good that it is seamless. It does it with video as well. All you do is load a picture of the body that you want, and it replaces yours with that one. I couldn't tell even though I knew she was 50 pounds heavier than the body that she used. This has got to be bad for your head. I mean, we have to be raising an entire generation of psychos who have lost complete touch with reality over a phone. For fuck sake, they don't even know what they really look like. Anyway, not my concern. I don't have the time or the patience to go through photo by photo or video by video to fix all the fucked up things that are wrong with me. I like the fucked up things that are wrong with me. I think I look good with scars, bruises, bumps, and all kinds of other weird things. One last thing on this subject, and I say this with all sincerity. Guys, don't filter your pics. It's bad enough that the women do it obsessively, but when guys do it, I don't know. It just seems so un-guy-like. I like my dudes so much better when it's obvious they could care less what they look like because they are a God of men in their own mind. That's my kind of man. That doesn't mean you can get away without showering; remember that I told you that because if you're a stinky bastard, then no pussy for you.
Just doing MILF things around the house on MILF Monday. That is all. Please resume your normal activities which hopefully include dumping a load of sperm in my honor. Remember without a pic or a video it didn't happen. Hint hint.
Look, it's MILF Monday, so you're getting some MILF photos. No point in arguing because I'm going to MILF you out on MILF Monday. You have to admit these photos are pretty epically MILF styled. I wonder if my neighbors sit around and think, you know that lady two doors down is an epic MILF. I certainly hope so. I kind of feel bad for lots of people who live around me because I know they're not getting any sex at all, and I'm thinking, man, that's got suck and when I say suck, I mean suck without any of the fun behind it. I hope when I'm 80, there is some thirtysomething stud brave enough to stick it in me because I'm pretty sure I'm still going to want to fuck. Anyway, enjoy these photos and let me know what you think.
Good Monday morning, everyone. I haven't done anything productive yet today, but I'm working on it. The most productive thing I've done today is picture the five or six guys renting the house two doors up naked. I live in a beach town, so people rent their homes as vacation rentals. And there are a group of guys all who looked to be in their early 30s and the perfect mix as in half black half white. I've already been told to knock it off because I have been caught driving by in my Jeep in my bikini top and short shorts. No luck whatsoever but a girl can try. Apparently, one of the guys there is related to the owner, who I know very well. I was asked that if I were to go up there and turn that house into a sperm fest, the owner would definitely find out, and what would she think about me then? Honestly, who really gives a rat ass about what anybody thinks these days. I'm simply enjoying my body by enjoying their cocks. Now not to jump the gun here because none of this actually happened, but I wanted it to. I just couldn't figure out how to make it happen. Plus, they might've told me just to go pound sand. I may operate like a porn movie, but apparently, not too many other people do. When it comes down to doing porn scenario-type stuff, I seem to be about the only one willing to actually go through with it. I think maybe because I'm massively voyeuristic and having people see and know what I've done turns my pussy into a waterpark. Even when people call me a whore in the vilest of ways, I get that slight tinge in my pussy, and I'm more liable to touch myself than I am anything else. It's just sex, people, and I know you've heard that a million times before, but that's all it is. And I very much happen to like sex in the absolute most obsessive way possible. I think it's mostly the mental aspect of sex that gets me off. I like knowing that other people know if that makes sense at all. I guess I have to give an example. When I was working as a home healthcare respiratory therapist, I sucked the guy off in the conference room, and everyone knew it. They would stare at me, and they would snicker and talk behind my back, but all that did was make me go into the bathroom and masturbate two or three times a day. The more of a whore they thought I was, the more of a whore I wanted to be. Which actually drove me on to do even more amazing and slutty things than even I thought possible. So my point here is that having my neighbors know that I fucked five or six guys in the rental house, knowing that their minds are picturing all the things that I did with all those cocks, only makes me touch myself. Sure it gets awkward when you're just sitting around talking, and I know that they are thinking about me getting ass fucked, but after five minutes or so, everybody gets back to normal. People get used to it, and I'm sure I provide lots of masturbation material for plenty of my neighbors, and I'm good with that. I would watch them if they let me. I wouldn't fuck them, but I would definitely watch them. I do like seeing people rub one out, be it a guy or girl.
