Shut up and jerk me off. I got nothing else. Just give me ..
Shut up and jerk me off. I got nothing else. Just give me a damn handjob and beat it 👍🏻🍆😜 @u125291845
2021-07-24 00:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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First things first. Quick video for the muscle 💪🏻 buffs. N..
First things first. Quick video for the muscle 💪🏻 buffs. Notice that I am using my patented filter this morning. It is called the no face filter and not only is it great for photo's, videos rock when you apply it to them as well. 👍🏻😎. It's literally impossible to take a bad face picture with my no face filter. Doesn't do much for the body but if I ever feel the need to put a skinny smoothing filter on my body then please shoot me.
2021-07-23 13:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo I got a lot of requests for flexing. That's a thing thes..
So I got a lot of requests for flexing. That's a thing these days. I am alright with it, just wish I was like 6 foot 6 inches and massive. I would carry guys like a suitcase using their cock as the handle. Anyway I did this video and now consider my workout to be completed for the day. Talk about knocking out two birds with one stone 😜👍🏻
2021-07-22 15:46:34 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone. Most body builders wouldn't dare to ..
Good morning everyone. Most body builders wouldn't dare to flex for you first thing in the morning, without oil, filters, lighting, all the good stuff. Truth is other than the obvious big girls, they are really just ripped skinny chicks that look great but have no real size. They look huge in pics and such and their abs make my mouth 💦 but their arms as big and defined as they look are normally the size of my forearms. Why? Because I don't have discipline. I eat everything and anything, skip days because I would rather fuck instead, and I have a poor plan. My plan is lift heavy as many times as I can and have a burger 🍔 afterwards. But it does make me bigger, not just pumped up bigger. It's an all the time permanent bigger. Ripped and super veiny? I wish but not so much. I am very happy with that.
2021-07-22 13:03:56 +0000 UTC View PostYes, to those who are asking. I got fucked today. I got fu..
Yes, to those who are asking. I got fucked today. I got fucked left, right, top, bottom, up, down, and all around. You could say I was riding the dick hard today. For my troubles, he blasted my insides and my clit with a sticky load of testicle paste. I will put the proof up in a little bit. I had a handjob. As in, I got a handjob, and then a fat cock rearranged my insides. Good day. For him as well. He came twice. Once in me and once on my clit. Very sticky cum. In 15 minutes, it never dripped or drooled. My box still has the heavy load that he chunked out in it. There's no sign of it being gone. It's still in there, swishing around and greasing me up. That's enough about the cum swimming in my box. Some of you are like, tell me more about this handjob you speak of, Brooke. I will do just that. It's pretty simple. Any girl's clit is basically just a dick without a cumhole. My clit, on the other hand, is larger than that of most girls. Every day, I thank my lucky stars for that, mainly because it's large enough for me to stroke it up and down like you would your dick. It's even better when the tables turn, and a guy ends up giving me a handjob. Just like the guy did today. He was good. I give him that. He rubbed his fingers around my little chick dickhead till I was emptying thick white drool out of my box in a steady flow. He jerked me off for twenty minutes, and I probably came three times. I won't lie. I didn't want to fuck. I got mine, and I would have been happy to just lay around basking in the cum high. But his dick was so hard it looked painful. I couldn't help but spread my legs and let him feel what he did to my cum hole. Cum hole. I do like that, and it's my new favorite thing to say. I told a guy that the other day. I said I want to be your cum hole. He got all flustered and red in the face. Then he used me as a cum hole. I didn't get off because he used me as a cum hole. However, I did get off later on with my vibrator and, in a severe way, thinking about being a cum hole. Funny how that works. Mental sex is the best sex. Anyway, back to the guy today. I was cummed out, so I became his cum hole. He fucked my hole any which way he pleased, and I just bounced around on the bed like a fuck dummy while he did it. After that, he flipped me doggy-style, slipped his dick into my tummy, and pumped me full. This is where it got weird. I got all fucking hot and bothered being used as his sperm dump. It turned me on. I like being a sperm dump. Not ashamed to say it. In fact, I get tingly saying it. Back to it. His dick went limp, but my pussy was back in beast mode again. So I had him rub my clit some more, thinking it would get his jizz to loosen up, drip out, and make me cum again. But it didn't. As I said, that gooey ball glue is holding on strong in my guts to this moment. His dick started standing up, so I told him to let me watch him jerk off, which was awesome. I do like watching guys jack off. It fascinates me. Then I told him to tell me about him making me his own personal cock hole. He did, and he was pretty good at it too. He said some fucked up shit. All of it was hitting all the right notes for me. When he said he would tape my mouth shut but then he wouldn't be able to shove his cock in it whenever he wanted to, I came. And then he came, all over my clit. It was a bit awkward afterward but fuck if it wasn't good. Anyway, that was my day. Here are a few pics.
2021-07-22 01:02:46 +0000 UTC View PostLet's get started. I pumped the clit up to a solid 3 inches..
Let's get started. I pumped the clit up to a solid 3 inches in this very strange video. It would be nice if it stayed that big. What in the world could possibly make me want a clit that big? I bet that if you knew how much better sex is with a bigger clit than a smaller one, you'd be hooking chains up and dragging it around. I have much better cums the bigger my rig gets. My clit was never small. I've always been bigger than most. My sex drive results from the fact that anything that rubs against my box, such as clothes, makes my box ooze sloppy ky jelly girl jizz. I hope you enjoy the video. That's my daily routine for pumping my clits. Not to say that I don't do anything else to increase its size, because I do, but this has been the most effective for me lately. Yes, to those who are asking. I got fucked today. I got fucked left, right, top, bottom, up, down, and all around. You could say I was riding the dick hard today. For my troubles, he blasted my clit with a sticky load of testicle paste. I will put the proof up in a little bit.
2021-07-21 22:41:42 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone, good morning. Let's start your morning off with a..
Everyone, good morning. Let's start your morning off with a few inappropriate photos. I do dig wearing these clothes out in town. The first few times were a bit uncomfortable, but now I am all in. Anyhow, I'm just not bothered anymore. My slutty tendencies cause all these people to worry, then they go home and drink and drug themselves stupid. I don't know...do we really need to worry about me? Probably not. Tinder has a cute little number that caught my eye. The word little is not appropriate. On Tinder, I got my eye on some big, fat cock attached to a dude! Indeed, that would be a more accurate description. Concerning the word "Indeed," have you seen the Indeed job advertisements? "I need Indeed!" the guy says. The voiceover replies, "Indeed you do!" Whatever. Has the dude seen his commercial wife? Tinder is what he needs. She hasn't spread her legs in years to air out her dust box. It should go, as he is looking at his commercial wife, "I need Tinder." Then she sits down, and a dust cloud rises from her chair, and the voiceover can say, "Indeed you do!" Commercials aren't my favorite these days. Hot people in commercials aren't cool any longer. The Walmart crowd is all we can see. When I watch a commercial, I expect perfect people with perfect bodies. Those who are so far out of my league that I can only rub one out thinking about them. Put the annoyingly perfect people back in, for fucks sake! If not, why watch commercials? My average person status is learned the hard way. My fuck count is a little higher than the average chick, but I'm still just your average neighbor. Yes, I shoot all kinds of naughty, shameless nude pictures and videos, as well as sucking dudes off in the parking lot. I also mow my lawn, clean the house, grocery shop, pay the bills, deal with everyday bullshit. I don't have people do these things for me. Even if I could, I wouldn't. I can do shit myself, and I don't need some ding dong doing it for me. Where am I going with this? If you snap me, tweet me, IG me, whatever me, just because you wrote to me when you are sporting a bonified steel-hard erection doesn't mean that I am. Yes, I do get erections. Just like you, my clit is simply more petite. My point is, just because you got a cummy brain doesn't mean I do or that I will suddenly develop it. I wish I did, but this odd thing called life gets in the way. So, when I say no, it's no. If you get insistent or pushy, so that you know, I look at your profile, and in my mind, you shrink down to a 3-inch whiny little bastard that needs flicking away. All I am asking folks is if I say no, then it's no. Don't go, "Pleeease! just one!" It's okay to ask, but the answer is the answer. Demand and you are instantly unimportant anymore. With that said, feel free to follow me on Snapchat at brooketylergg. Just make sure you mention you are from OF's. I do post plenty of good stuff on there.
2021-07-21 15:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostLittle wardrobe snafu but easily fixed.
Little wardrobe snafu but easily fixed.
2021-07-20 23:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update before I walk out the door and I will se..
Just a quick update before I walk out the door and I will see you all in a bit 👍🏻😉❤️
2021-07-20 19:57:58 +0000 UTC View PostJust a few pics from a custom video I did today, I figured w..
Just a few pics from a custom video I did today, I figured why not. It's been a long long time since I have slipped this outfit on!
2021-07-20 19:13:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello all. It must be big dick Tuesday because 2 of my favor..
Hello all. It must be big dick Tuesday because 2 of my favorite big dick fuck buddies have gotten ahold of me within minutes of each other. The stars must have aligned. I would kick my boyfriend out, move the one in with me, and be his daily cock slave if he would do it. Seriously. I would dump my boyfriend in a second for this guy. My boyfriend reads these things. That's how serious I am about it. I know. I have heard it a thousand times. I'm an awful girlfriend. But you know that going into it always confused when it ends up being a shocker when I do something completely unfaithful. I am just such a visual person. It takes over, and I forget all about all the other stuff I am supposed to be interested in. The other guy is my favorite BBC, and this dude is the only guy who can make me squirt non-stop. Not the pissy, super-soaker water gun squirt. That shit is so staged that I can't believe guys to this day fall for that con. I am talking about drooling out thick short pumps of girl sperm constantly. This guy turns on my pump somehow, someway. I wouldn't leave my boyfriend for him, though. I would make him leave the house while he's here, but still, I would let him come back and clean up the cummy sheets. Moving on. Not a good idea to wear "Breed me" apparel out and about. People get highly offended, and things get weird fast. I forgot I had it on, and by the time I realized I did, I didn't feel like driving home to change. I went to the beach store to get a chair, which the one I got sucked, but whatever, and I wasn't in there a minute before some lady was harrumphing around smacking her husband on the arm to look at me and giving me the stink eye. I don't get off on making people uncomfortable, but I also don't put up with over-the-top reactions to something silly. It probably wasn't the best choice of apparel, but it wasn't the end of the world. The lady that worked there was okay about it and even said she liked my shirt and gave me a thumbs up. Not sure if she was honest about that, but who gives a shit. I like the shirt. I like wearing it. I don't wear it to most places, but if I happen to forget I have it on, I will certainly not avoid sloppy house ho's who get offended at any chick that isn't as fat as they are—just saying. So, it got worse. I went to Publix. This time I was making a statement. An upfront, in your face, go fuck yourself message. Holy dick in my ass, people followed me around the store. Some lady took a picture, and I'll probably end up on WhatsShadyInDaytona. That's an IG thing. I would say I was upset, but that didn't happen. What did happen is I got myself all turned on. I know half the guys in there who agreed with their wives about what a whore I was would be going to go back to their hotels and jerk it in the bathroom thinking about breeding me. I like that. I like that a lot. I had a guy jerk it for me last night on cam, and I got myself off thinking about how much cum he shot on his belly, wishing it was mine. My boyfriend wasn't all that happy about that, but sometimes sex is just better when you do it yourself. Don't lie. I know we all prefer a partner because it's more fun when someone else is there, but let us be honest. Sometimes when you do it yourself, especially when someone is watching, it's fucking unbelievably good. You know, just the right touch, speed, intensity to blow your mind out with a nuclear level self-achieved orgasm. I hope all those guys blow enough sperm to cause a nuclear winter in their bathroom. So fuck it, the "Breed Me" shirt will be worn often and in public.
2021-07-20 16:28:19 +0000 UTC View PostJust another normal night sitting on the back porch and chec..
Just another normal night sitting on the back porch and checking out cocks on snapchat. My neighbors must love me. I am sure they can here me telling some 25 yr old with a massive cock how I want him to properly breed me. Oh well, at least I am not boring 👍🏻😉
2021-07-20 02:27:20 +0000 UTC View PostMonday it is. It seems like it was a long weekend. I had a..
Monday it is. It seems like it was a long weekend. I had a good one—a very porn-style weekend, and I am good with that. I feel like my pussy may have been overused this weekend. The best way to describe it would be to say it feels very wide. It doesn't hurt, and it's not sore. It just feels like it was working overtime this weekend. I looked at it in the mirror, and all looks perfect, ready for more action. I have had this same feeling many times before, so nothing new. The problem is that I can feel it, and the thought of what I did to my pussy the past few days mentally turns me on. Which makes me want to do it all over again, like right now. I think that is the definition of an addict. I may be a confirmed cock addict. I'm good with that. Cock. It can be a royal pain in the ass. Literally, if the dick is ass fucking you like an idiot who watches too much porn. But that's not what I am talking about. Getting cock is more challenging than you guys think. I know a lot of you have this vision that I show up somewhere, and there are a dicks standing at attention for me ready to fuck. Not even close. Some of you will even offer to hop a plane, car, train, whatever, and run right down to Daytona and give me all the dick I want. Thats great, much appreciated, but we all know that isn't how real life works. Getting a dick to come out of its pants is a process anymore. If I am overly aggressive about what I want, I take the chance of scaring the cock limp. If I am too passive, they want to talk about their dogs or their jobs or their terrible ex-girlfriend/wife. Guys these days have rules and guidelines they follow before they fuck, and some of these things are exhausting to the point of drying my box up. Just trying to get a strange dick to breed me in the car is hard to do anymore. They won't even let me suck them off. The mood and ambiance have to be to their liking. Sure, I like to go on dates. Do all that happy dating stuff. But if I am out at a bar at midnight, the only thing I want to bother getting to know is how big your dick is and what it feels like in my hand. Apparently, this doesn't work for a lot of today's men. I guess I just never changed with the times. I got lucky this weekend. The cock came to play and brought its A-game. Twice. Once on a date and the second in the truck in a parking lot. My boyfriend fucked me, but that was just OK. I got off last night with him watching me, and that was top-notch, so he gets an A+ for his watching skills. But then he wandered around with an erection for an hour before I gave in and jerked him off. Hardly anything came out. He keeps rubbing it out, and his balls never get the chance to fill back up. Have the courtesy to dump a decent load if a girl gives you a handy or a blowjob. It's just the decent thing to do.
2021-07-19 16:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostYou should have joined me at the beach 😜
You should have joined me at the beach 😜
2021-07-18 19:59:29 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone. Here is a little cuck boyfriend fuck..
Good morning everyone. Here is a little cuck boyfriend fucking. My BF had to jerk himself off since Friday while I was out, without him, doing things with cocks that I never do for his. Life is good! Anyway, I just felt like making his dick cum. Even though I know, and he thinks I don't, thank you, Ring cameras, he beat off like ten times already this weekend. You cum to my house, and you are on camera. He stayed over at my home while I was out fucking other dudes. He cleaned my house while I was getting my pussy messy with another guy's sperm! Another guy I find more attractive, sexier, and one that makes me cum so hard I want his jizz to breed me, and he is doing my dishes for me. I love this guy! He likes to pretend he doesn't like me cheating on him, but his dick calls out his lie. It's constantly hard anymore. @u125291845 I finally got my head back on straight. Yesterday was a day for sure. Nothing super sexy, but I was exhausted from the day before. I just couldn't get things going. Such is life as you get older. Read on if you want to read a novel. I don't how it ended up being such a long winded description. I just get caught up in it I guess. I didn't tell you about my Tinder date on Friday. I have to admit that I had a perfect time even though he walked, talked, and fucked like a 22-year-old. I tor-tured the poor guy by teasing him verbally and making him wait and take me to different places, never sure if he would actually be able to fuck me. I could see the frustration I was causing, and I loved it. Honestly, there is nothing better than making a guy walk around the store with his cock trying to poke through his pants. Many guys go wrong when I meat them for a date, thinking that the only thing I want to do is fuck. I do want to fuck, but I want to do fun things that lead up to fucking. I will get to doing weird things to your dick but let's build some anticipation first. I made this poor guy walk around with a hard-on that had to be aching for two hours. I know when my clit stays hard that long it starts to hurt. It needs relief. I am sure that is a similar feeling with a hard-on. Anyways, after walking around and making out in public and grabbing his ass here and there, we got in his brand-new Jeep SUV, put the back seats down, and fucked in a public parking lot for at least an hour. I thought we were going to be through almost immediately when he came into my mouth 30 seconds after I started sucking him. It was not a problem, though. He was a kinky little bastard and licked the little bit of his cum that dribbled down my chin and then went down on me. I liked this guy more and more after that. He did a decent job of eating me, but you could tell he was inexperienced. He watched one too many porn's and was way too aggressive, and I had to slow him down here and there. Just in case anybody was wondering, trying to suck my clit off my body is not comfortable. But, once he got into his groove, he got me good and wet, which wasn't too hard because I was pretty wet to begin with. And then he slipped that 22-year-old cock inside me, and I saw stars. Those 20 something cocks are always like steel hard. They are simply un-bendable. Nothing pushes my guts around like a twentysomething steel cock rooting around inside me. But, the one too many porn syndrome struck again, and he started pounding me like a jackhammer. Again, there are levels of pounding that can be tolerated and, at times, fun. But, all out, I'm going to kill you pounding sucks. Does it hurt? Of course, it hurts! And it's not just the pussy that hurts; it's everything else that goes along with it. So I stopped him and explained that my pussy wasn't a punching bag, and I could see that he was embarrassed, but one doesn't learn until one is taught. And he was a quick learner. One minute later and he was long stroking me with the best of them. Nice and smooth, in and out, with just the right amount of bump when he bottomed out. We were fucking missionary, but he wasn't hitting that spot. So I flipped over, wiggled my ass in his face, and told him to put it in me. He did just that and continued with the perfect stroking, and a few minutes later, I was calling him daddy. I have to hand it to him. That guy made me cum and hard. We may have had some technical issues with his form, but he recovered nicely and finished the job like a pro. He hadn't cum the second time yet, and he just kept on fucking me from behind. I was getting close to cumming again when he pressed it so deep inside me I thought the head of the stick was touching my stomach. He stayed there for a second that I felt it start to pulse, and I could feel that warm spray of sperm coating my insides. Yep, that's what I call a good date. Things got a little weird at the end because I pulled him out of me, immediately pushed him out of the way and pulled my panties on as fast as I could. I wanted to make sure I could show you guys the end result, and since he had no idea what I was going to do or why I was doing it, he looked at me a little strange. Not strange enough that he hasn't blown up my phone wanting to do it again, though. And we will. But I want him to take me out to the places that I know so people can see me with a 22-year-old man knowing that I'm going to do terrible things to his penis later on. That shit turns me on. I already told you about my second date, which wasn't a date. Just a random event that ended with an excellent sperm feeding for me. So yes, Friday was a perfect day. Why did I let a guy I never met breed me properly? Because before I brought that up and he happened to have a medical exam for some pilot thing that also showed his STD results. It was a week old, good enough for me. I keep mine up to date so I can shoot without worrying about it, but I doubt he would have even asked for it if I haven't offered.
2021-07-18 17:47:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! Sorry, it took me a while to get back on he..
Hello everyone! Sorry, it took me a while to get back on here. I had a late night and a busy day yesterday, and it wore me out. I had to wash my dress and panties to get the dried cum out of them. I forgot to do that yesterday. I woke up this morning, and I still had dried cum streaks on my thighs. Yes, I got gross. I tasted them. I wanted to see if they still tasted like sperm. I have no idea why I do that kind of weird shit. I just do it without thinking. Anyway. I woke up, and I could smell my breath. Pure sperm odor. I didn't eat anything after slugging down a larger than normal load of jizz last night. People know what you have been up to if you have sperm breath. I kind of dig it, and I did get freaky last night. I blew a guy sitting in my truck seat in a parking lot in front of my friends and his. He was supposed to film the whole thing, but he lost his concentration super quick. Little older than my recent conquests as he was 29. He had the testicle strength of an 18 yr old though. He just kept unloading what seemed like a never-ending flow of sperm down my throat. I am not complaining. As slimy and gooey as cum is, the more, the merrier is my motto. I don't even know this guy's name. He told me, but I forgot it. I would recognize his cock before I probably would his face. I know he was good-looking, but I was in cock mode, focusing on other things besides facial features. That urge just hit me hard. I just wanted to suck his dick. He wasn't going to let me at first, but then I guess he thought better of it. Said he had a hard time cumming when he drank. He came in minutes with at least ten people watching. So yes. I had a good night, and my day was even better. I will get to that later this afternoon. Got a few things to do, so catch up in a bit.
2021-07-17 18:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostAnd someone got to feed me sperm in a parking lot. Wish I k..
And someone got to feed me sperm in a parking lot. Wish I knew his name so I could see if he wants to empty his balls in my throat another time. @u125291845
2021-07-17 03:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostReally quick the Tinder date finally went well. Inside of me..
Really quick the Tinder date finally went well. Inside of me is the sperm of a 22 year old dude that deposited it with a 7 inch dick and two of the most attractive testicles I have ever had the pleasure of holding in my mouth.
2021-07-16 20:06:41 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Friday. Let's see where we can go on Friday. I am stu..
It's Friday. Let's see where we can go on Friday. I am stuck between tossing out something I did in the past or something I want to do now. I need to look at my old videos and see what I can find for ideas. Not now. Let's talk about other people. I used to fuck this guy. He has an 8-inch dick. Used to fuck may not be accurate. I absolutely hate this guy, but he does have a big cock, and once in a while, I will let him slip it in and let him make soup out of my insides. My pussy has no shame. Anyway, I hooked him up with a friend. Somehow she can put up with him because they are dating. But it's on shaky ground now. They aren't having much sex, and he is complaining. I asked her why curious because she always claims to love dick. It's too big, and it hurts. To big? Get the fuck out of here! It's big but too big? She says it hurts during and afterward. Look, I have licked this chick's pussy. It isn't that small. Anyway, she doesn't want to have sex because of that. I don't understand it, the vagina will accommodate just about any size, and big dicks are beyond fun. It's amateur hour, I guess. When you got a big dick and put that lumber in my stomach... I ain't going anywhere for at least a month. If you know how to long-stroke my guts right, I'll stay longer. Big dick can do things to a girl. He may be a complete asshole that I can't stand to be around, but eventually, my pussy takes over and screams, "nut in me, daddy!" The best part about a big dick is when it nuts inside of you. If it's fat and long, it stretches things tight, and it gets way up in there where most people don't reach. When it cums inside of me, I can feel everything. Every twitch, pump, spasm, jerk, and best of all, the sperm hitting those deep places that rarely get touched my hot nut. But, I have said it before, I wouldn't be happy with a forever big dick and nothing else. I like the smaller ones only for the reason I can do so much more with them. Big dicks don't go in my ass. I can't get them in my mouth, and I can't fuck as long or as many times. Yes, the best physical only orgasms I have ever had have been with exceptionally large cocks. The best mental orgasms I have ever had have been with the smallest cock you can imagine. What is my definition of physical or mental orgasms? I make this up, so don't think it's a medical fact or something goofy like that. My physical orgasms are when just the physical pleasure sends me over the edge. Mental orgasms are when the thought of what I am doing makes the physical pleasure so intense that it sends me over the edge. Mental orgasms are way more intense than physical, but I'll take either one. Whatever the brain dope is that is released when I cum, I am hooked. A cum junkie, I guess. The mental orgasm shoots a lot more of the cum dope into my system than the physical ones do. I don't know why, don't care, just need my fix. That is all.
2021-07-16 17:27:15 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening everyone. Hope everything is going well. It's..
Good evening everyone. Hope everything is going well. It's almost the weekend. Day wasn't all that bad. I came twice, on two different dicks. I know. I'm a dirty slut. I wouldn't change a thing. Oh, shut up. If you had a pussy, you'd be fucking every dick in town. If I had a dick, I'd be sticking it in every hole that moved twice a day, every day. Man, I wish I had a dick. Just for a day. That's all I ask. Some invent a pill that does that and fast. I just want to know what it feels like to have sperm leaving my testicles and traveling through my dick. I wouldn't mind knowing what it feels like when the head of my cock was in some chick's mouth either. It seems so...I don't know...superb. Anyway, what the fuck am I doing here? Way off base and so far in left field and even I don't know how I got here. Real quick though, wouldn't you just die to know what it feels like to cum from a cock sliding in your guts? Lets trade. Enough of this. What's next? My neighbor is terrified of the Covid-D. Is that like Claritin-D? Can you make meth out of it? Christ on a stick. Haven't we had enough of this? I guess not. Is it just me or does it seem like we got the world leveled out like 5 or six months ago and now it's back into another tailspin? I could be wrong. Don't ask me about politics. I am uninterested. I am old school. I keep them to myself, don't pick a side, and keep an open mind. I will say this and it may p!ss folks off. Joe Biden is hard to watch. It's to the point of cringey. It's like he goes somewhere only he can see and then all of a sudden he'll pull it together for a few minutes and then boom back to cringey land. I am not talking politics; I am just stating what, at least to me, is the obvious. It doesn't matter what network you watch, they can't edit it all out. We need an age limit on these guys. I don't see a reason why anyone over 65 needs to be running the country, much less the free world. Amyway. Time to surf Tinder. I will add anyone who had hit me up on snapchat. Don't expect me to be super active, I am just getting started so give it some time. Brooketylergg on there.
2021-07-16 01:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat can I say? It was a Tinder kind of day. He was here, I..
What can I say? It was a Tinder kind of day. He was here, I was here, his dick was hard, my pussy wet, the stars just aligned, and sperm flowed. There is supposed to be a video, but it didn't start. That's alright, we're going to do it again when we can find the time to insert his penis into my guts and cause and cause them to drool girl juice all over his dick. The pics came out well. I will certainly put them to use later on tonight. I can assure you of that. That was a good sticky load of jizz, and it smelled amazing. I know that's weird, but cum has a smell, and it drives me wild. It makes me melt. His cum had a powerful scent, and I wish I had swallowed it because I would smell it on my breath for hours if I had. @u125291845 Porn chicks and their constant "me so horny" routine: It's nauseating. I feel like I am watching amateur hour when it comes to chicks into sex. I know chicks into sex. I know chicks that aren't into sex. None of them will call you daddy. How do you know if she is into sex? Ask her if you can send her pics, and if all is good, can we fuck? I mean, if you look good, got a good dick, and the body is tight... then you should be fucking. I mean, she keeps telling you she wants to fuck so bad then lets get it on. She won't fuck. Or she will ask for money or something off a wish list, but she still won't fuck you. But, what happens with, say, someone like me? I am happy to look at your pics. If I think your look and your cock works for me and my vagina, I might want to shoot a video with your dick. Not you, just your dick. I don't want to go out to eat, hang out, or any of that other stuff. I already have people I hang out with. I just want to fuck your dick on video for the world to see. Then see you later, alligator. That's it. My pussy is happy, your dick is satisfied, and I don't have someone sitting in my house trying to make small talk when all I want to do is hit the swamps with the dogs. Shit, I really am a terrible person. I was listening to my neighbor proudly announce she watched her first ever porn today. She said she was a little shocked. I said, "Why? Because you looked so youthful when you starred in it?" She didn't get it. I don't know how she didn't get it, but she didn't. I had to explain it to her. She ruined what I thought was a brilliant and amazingly quick off-the-cuff one-liner. When she did get it, she was off balance for like ten minutes afterward. I had to assure her I was joking, which I found slightly odd. The good news is in all of this is that my adult presence in the neighborhood has changed hearts and minds on who they actually think adult industry workers are. At first, they hated me. Then they kind of liked me. Now I am just one of the gang but with enormous tits. Plus, and primarily the women, they want to talk sex, so I know their husbands/boyfriends are reaping the benefits. See... I am bringing good fortune and cheer to all those around me! And I don't even go to church. I am just saying. Of course, the church would immediately burst into flames the second I walked in, but that's okay. I'm sure they have insurance.
2021-07-15 19:16:41 +0000 UTC View PostI mowed my lawn last night because there was nobody to "mow"..
I mowed my lawn last night because there was nobody to "mow" my lawn last night. So I took some pics. Check em out. I have videos cumming out later today as well. Snapchat. No, there is no charge, but you do need to tell me you are from Onlyfans. It's brooketylergg if you are interested. Someone asked me what my ideal guy would be if I were going out on a date. That's easy. Someone who will hold the door for me and still walk around in public with me with his cum on my face. Some asked me what would be my ideal Tinder date? Again, that's easy. Someone who will take me to a restaurant, let me jerk them off under the table but still have the courtesy to hand me a napkin to clean the sperm off my fingers. It's a Tinder date. Of course, I want to touch your dick. Do you know what's odd? And just so you know, I blame this crap on women, not men. I am serious when I say this. When I am in a relationship, and I knew my guy had a shitty day, I would offer to put his penis in my mouth to make it a tad bit better. After he poured his nut down my throat, we would both feel better. Whenever I have a terrible day, no one, not one person, guy or girl, has ever offered to lick me till I put girl sperm in their mouth. I blame women with dry boxes and fucked up views on sex for causing this. Having a bad day is just another excuse, and an easy one at that, for not having sex. Which is just fucking stupid. Think about it. Shitty day, empty your testicles inside of me after a mind-blowing orgasm. That has to make things better, at for a little while. The same thing for me, get my box stuffed, plastered with jizz, left blown wide open and dripping in a heavy cum afterglow... day vastly improved. No one can shower faster than me when I am about to get laid. I mean, I can move out in there. One minute is all I need, and I'm spotless. Not getting laid, then I'm in there for half an hour. Not sure how that works. I am just saying. Am I a shitty driver? Not anymore. But I used to be. If I were behind you, it would be best just to pull over and let the destruction wake I left behind me clear out. This was the early years of cell phones where everyone damn neared killed the entire population trying to text by pushing the phone keys numbers with three corresponding letters. Remember that? If you wanted to use the letter "C," you had to press the number 1 key three times and then select it. And kids these days get pissed off when the phone autocorrects incorrectly. Remember pagers? I had a few of those. Pullover, break out your phone card, type in a 40 digit code on the phone, and catch Ebola from the handset. Yes, the early years of mobile devices. Remember the Motorola Brick phones? I put mine on the tire of a moving van that ran it over multiple times because of the number of tires, and it was fine other than a scratch or two. Now, if I accidentally lose my grip on my phone, I panic because it's 50/50 whether or not it will explode. No, I don't live, eat, drink, sex every day 24/7. Hence the periods I go silent on here. Other things in life are more important. Not many, but still, that is a fact. I spent the better part of the day celebrating a birthday yesterday, and I had a fantastic time. With these people, sex would be the absolute last thing ever to enter my mind. Until I saw three guys acting like dickheads and walking into a rather nice establishment with their shirts off. They had them in hand but waited until they got to the door to put them on. If it weren't for the fact that they looked absolutely edible, I would have laughed at them. But the truth was, I wanted to suck their cocks. All of them. At the same time. Yes, they were douche rockets. My vagina doesn't care about personalities. It is very shallow that way. But, they went inside, and I forgot about it. Till I was driving home, that is. Then I was like, "Fuck! Why didn't I slip by their table and give them my Snapchat? I could have gotten away with it!" But I didn't, and what is done is done. Still, it was a porn dream cum true. Anyway, no I don't live sex 24/7, but I am pretty sure I think about it at least a few times a day. Doesn't everyone?
2021-07-15 13:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostPost 2 of 2, just a few stragglers that wouldn't fit in the ..
Post 2 of 2, just a few stragglers that wouldn't fit in the first post so enjoy them
2021-07-15 12:57:17 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday it is. Wide-open Wednesday. What is new? Not mu..
Wednesday it is. Wide-open Wednesday. What is new? Not much. I finally downloaded the Snapchat app. I wouldn't say I like how it brings my face up on cam every time I open it. Widely popular, though. Not sure why. I figured out messages disappear after you open them. That's stupid. I like to go back and look at them. Why send me a pic if I can't see it later on? So I can't post it all over the web? That's why it disappears? Bullshit, screenshot it, and I have it forever to do whatever I want with it. Anyway, I have Snapchat. It's the same username as I use on everything, brooketylergg. If you add me, you better tell me you're with OF one way, or another or I won't add you back. I don't even know if you can do that. No, I won't answer Snapchat 24/7, nor will I listen to pushy people telling me to send them this, send them that. Ain't nobody got time for that. Here are some pics I snapped on my own. Nobody around to do it for me. Anyway, I got a bunch more and if you want them just tip me and I'll send them to you! I am just going to roll here. It probably won't make any sense. I am just going to go with what's on my mind. It might get weird, so you may want to leave now. I know I don't know what goes in the head of guys, or even girls for that matter. I always assume I do. I know, assume makes an ass out of you and me. Some of you send me messages and tell me what is on your mind, and I find them insightful. I tend to only focus on what makes me tick, not what other people find dick hardening hot. So I get a small glimpse of what people think when they write me. I am into this thing where I now have a boyfriend who plays along with my weird games. I kind of thought he was just pretending, and I think he was, but he isn't anymore. I know this because just yesterday at the bank I told him while we were waiting I would suck the cum out of the 25 or so yr old man behind the counter if he asked me to. He popped a pants pole. He then asked if he should go to the truck and wait. I told him I didn't care that he had an erection. He said it wasn't the hardon. It was he thought I might have a better shot at striking something up if he wasn't there. That made my heart flutter. I really like my boyfriend these days! He went to the truck and waited for me, his dick still hard when I got out of the bank. I had zero luck even talking to the bank teller. It was the thought that counted, though, so I sucked him off in the truck taking breaks to tell him how much better I thought the bank teller's dick would be than his. Two minutes in, and I was drinking hot sperm straight out his cockhead. I let him drive home while I fingered myself but couldn't get off. He wasn't so interested in it after he came. I wanted him to be into it as much as I was at that moment. I pulled my shorts up and said I would get it later. He apologized and said after he cums, he isn't into much of anything for a while. I wish I knew what was going through his mind. Not what he tells me but what he isn't telling me. Would it be good? Bad? I don't know. And it's not just him. I want a 25 yr old to own me. Literally, own me. He says, drink his cum; I swallow his cum. He wants to fuck my ass leave a lump of sperm 8 inches into my colon; then, there will be a lump of sperm stuck deep in my colon. I want to be so controlled by his looks and his cock that I obey everything he says. If I am fucking my boyfriend and he calls, then my boyfriend is on his own and better start jerking it as I am out and on my way to let my twentysomething studs cock turn me into a completely stupid sperm hungry cum hole. I want to come home still nothing but a mindless babbling cum dump wishing for more. I have done this before. I have to have it again. I have to be owned sexually so complete by someone that he rules my life. But this time, I want to know what a 25-year-old man is thinking. What it feels like for him to know he owns me, someone, twice his age. Not just me. He rules my boyfriend's life as well. All because of his dick. The power trip that must be is mind-boggling. I want to know what he thinks about me when he sends me home dripping his sperm out of my ass. Sperm that he told me to scoop up and eat as it drips out. Knowing I did as he told me. What it must be like to be able to call someone and tell them to cum suck your cock and then tell her to leave after she drinks your nut. The mental high that has got to be for him. I got to stop. I got an appointment today, and my clit is entirely erect, poking out of my shorts. If I don't have a wet spot, I will be amazed. Fuck. Anyway, I'm late, gotta run, see you all in a bit!
2021-07-14 14:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, so what are we doing here. I hope you enjoy this v..
Alright, so what are we doing here. I hope you enjoy this video. It ended being almost ten minutes because I couldn't get the big cum out of myself. You would think I would know just how to do that after all these years. It isn't very easy by myself right now. My clit is rock hard, and my box sloppy wet, but it's challenging to get that "make stupid faces" orgasm done. I could fake it, I suppose and pretend we all had a happy ending, but then I just kind of feel bad about it. I had several petite pre orgasms but just not that one big one that makes me drool and look like I need a stay at the mental health clinic. I kind of need a live audience if I am going to masturbate. I want to say things that turns me on. I like telling guys stuff I want them to hear. They may not want to hear it but I sure do like saying it. Things like, "What if I let your friend lick me right here? Would you be mad? What if I told you he already did?" Thats just an example. I actually did make my boyfriend cum by telling him I wanted to go with my mechanic and his friends on a Jeep outing and just hang out. Then I want to make out with him and let him split my cunt open with his cock that is 30 years younger than my pussy. All while bent over the tire and in front of his friends. My point being here is I like to be watched and say some seriously perverted shit when I'm rubbing one out. I can cum so hard it feels like I might blackout. Enjoy the video!
2021-07-13 20:29:42 +0000 UTC View PostSo this xxx bbc video I was hesitant to put up because of my..
So this xxx bbc video I was hesitant to put up because of my current boyfriend. It was a source of discontent for him because he asked me not to fuck Boyd. He might as well of just asked me not to breathe anymore. I did fuck Boyd, as in @boydbanksxxx , Twice. The first time no cameras, me and him alone, and the truth is he is fifty times the man my boyfriend is when it comes to pushing my insides around and making me cum. Not trying to be rude, just stating the facts. Boyd has been fortunate in life to be blessed with such a god-like penis. It's a pussy drenching site just to look at. My boyfriend, not so much. Not that he doesn't make me cum, he does. Every time. He just doesn't make me cum like Boyd does. So, needless to say, he gets a bit jealous when I answer the phone, no matter what I'm doing when Boyd calls. But we talked about this before we started dating, and I made it clear his penis would not be the only one dumping sperm in my pussy. He just didn't think it would be so hard to hear me tell him other men are superior to him when it comes to making my pussy sing. Here is the good news. He has found his groove in this whole thing, and now he is even encouraging me to find other guys. He wants me to hang out with other men, do normal date things, get close, and yes, then fuck them. Then he wants the details. All of them. Down to the smallest of things. Then he cums. Sometimes without being touched. I was talking to him about wanting to start something up with my Jeep mechanic. I told him I wanted a relationship with a guy 25 or younger. I wanted to hang out with him and his friends and do things like go Jeeping with them. As soon as I said that, his dick twitched and jerked around and puked sperm all over my leg. I wasn't touching his dick, and he wasn't feeling his dick. It just decided to empty its testicles all on its own. I guess my words touched it in just the right way. Which made me horny as fuck, so I rubbed one out while he watched. It was some of the best and most intense sex we have ever had, and we never touched each other. I swear by this. Mental sex is on a level so much higher than just physical sex that you can't even compare the two. Not that adding physical touch doesn't add to the mental sex, but sometimes flat-out mind game sex is what the doctor ordered. So, yes, I am very much enjoying my boyfriend these days. It's been a while since I have had a partner I look so forward to being with. Now when I am with another man, I think about him. I do things to the other man I know that will drive him insane! Life is pretty damn fun right now! It's better when I can share the details without getting dumped. I am just saying! Anyway, I fucked Boyd against his wishes, twice, once off-camera and once on camera. The on-camera fuck, we just tried to reenact our first fuck as close a possible, and it did cum out pretty darn good, I think. Let me know what you think!
2021-07-13 14:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking around and did some pics today. I am going to put t..
Fucking around and did some pics today. I am going to put these up first. As usual, if you want the rest and there are quite a few more, leave me a tip, and I will get them to you. I have an BBC video to put up, and I am trying to get that done now. So watch for it. That is a big dick. I'll start with that. Not the biggest I have had, but still, it's big. But you know that. I would like to have seen some other pics or even a video, but we work with what we got. I usually start with the bad, but the bad is that I don't have enough views of it. Other than that, it's a solid dick to be proud of. Again, it's big. It will hit those spots so many guys can't even get near. It reminds me of one of those dicks that is like a shrink ray. It can shrink super studly, super rough, and tough dudes to three feet tall and make their dicks look like baby carrots next to it. I have seen it happen. Actually, I like to make it happen. Gives them an ego check. Anyway, I don't really need to go much further. I'd shoot a video with that dick just so you know. That should tell you everything. So, a guy wanted a dick rating. He sends me his dick pic. It's a big fucking dick. It's hard to rate a big dick, especially if it's pretty clean cut and smooth. There is nothing bad to say. I like to point out the bad when I rate dicks because lots of them can be changed and improve the score. Why am I telling you this? Because I mentioned this to a friend, and I also said it was what I called a shrink ray dick. She got all full of curiosity, and it kind of hit home for her. She only dates the pretty boys with the buffed-out bodies. So quickly. What happens is the average guys who take shit from the super-duper buffed-out beautiful fit guys tend to end up with bigger dicks. I don't know why. Its the universe evening things out, I guess. Sometimes the smallest, skinniest dudes have the biggest cocks on the planet. They become super sex hero's the second they drop pants. When you have a giant dick, all you have to do is slip it inside and you win. It's short-lived, though. In a week or two, I always want the average or small guys back. Big dicks are not versatile. Little dicks are good for everything. Anyway, back to it. Example. A absolutely gorgeous guy with, fantastic body, perfect everything, and he wanted to show off for his friends and asked me if I would fuck all three of them. You don't have to hit me in the face with a penis to get me to suck it off so hell yeah, I fucked two of them. His one very small and frail friend was sporting a ten-inch dick fat as a coke can. The gorgeous boy had no idea, and he was thinking his five inches was going to be king. He was proud to show it as it stood straight up in the air. His other friend was slightly larger, maybe 6 inches. I was drawn to the log cock like a moth to light. Then the shrink ray turned on. It was then my six-foot 5-inch beautiful man shrunk down to 2 feet tall just like that. I swear it felt like he had. I think his voice even got super high-pitched like the tiny little man he had become. It was like I could see his now tiny little defeated self jump up and down and cry like the baby size he was. He got even smaller when I let his other friend, unaffected by his other friend's cock shrink ray, feed me his cock. I was so into the giant penis attached to a guy much smaller than me that I begged him to breed me. No test, no condom, I didn't care; all I wanted was for him to leave his sperm as deep as he could inside of me. And he did. And the guy in my mouth fed me his cum at about the same time. It was a great fuck. One I'll never forget. The shrunken baby man was so tiny and wee in the corner I thought he was going to start sucking his thumb. His dick looked like a quarter-inch if that, and it never got hard. I was awful. I laughed at him and gave him the all-talk no cock line. I kind of feel wrong about that. Look, I know he didn't actually shrink, but in a way, he did. He was 2 inches tall when he left. His friends, however, grew a foot or two at least. He was a cocky asshole who learned looks and physique don't mean squat. I often wonder if he ever really recovered from that? His friends even grew bigger balls and started calling him limpy, so that had to hurt. And then they left. It was kind of like they grabbed their little shrunken buddy by the hand and led him home. Do I feel bad for him? Maybe kind of? I would venture to say he had dished out more shit up to that day than most people would do in a lifetime, so most likely not. It was his day to have that favor returned. Now, the shrink ray happens a lot, especially in porn. Actually, mostly in porn. I have seen more shrunken guys than one would think. I have seen porn careers ended by guys that were 18 yrs old, 100 lbs, but sporting donkey dicks. By the time the shoot was over, they had magically transformed themselves into 6ft sex gods. I would see the cocky as fuck veterans constantly barking orders sliding away into the shadows. I always loved watching the shrunken stud duds slink away as quietly as they can. It's like a movie—the whole role reversal thing. Anyway, though not a real thing, the cock shrink ray is a real thing. Don't get me wrong. There are plenty of beautiful guys with amazing bodies that would never be affected by the cock shrink ray because they keep their ego in check. It's the ego that allows the shrink ray to work. It sounds terrible, but if the above example had been a cool guy, I would have dated him even though his friend had the cock of a god. He was that good-looking.
2021-07-13 00:21:34 +0000 UTC View PostMonday it is. I am still a bit worn out from yesterday, but..
Monday it is. I am still a bit worn out from yesterday, but we can work the kinks out as we go. So, where are we at today? I don't know. I got some badass outfits just waiting to be worn but no place to go. I suppose I could take some pics in them if you want to see them. Fuck, I am at a loss for things to say this morning. I am just going to wing it. What ends up on here stays on here, no rewrites, edits, or word photoshop, if that is even a thing. Do you stick your hands in your pockets to hide your erection? You know, when your cock decides to stand up at the worst of times in the worst of places? You know that draws more attention, and it is evident that you are trying to cover up an angry penis looking for attention? I must be the exception to the rule because when I see a pant pole holding up the tent, the only thing I think about is what is on his mind. It has to be something good, or it wouldn't be standing up. I don't know why it is so embarrassing for guys. It shouldn't be. It's part of owning a human body. If you ask me, one of the greatest parts of owning a human body. The first experience I ever had with a guy was with someone trying to hide his trouser pole with a notebook. I saw it and asked him what was under his notebook, and if he could have turned off a switch and died, he would have done so at that moment. I was super curious about it. He eventually let me see it trying to poke through his pants. I solved his problem at his house several hours later. True story. The first handjob ever given by me. To me, a guy having a trouser rocket is just like a guy who seems happy. Good for him! If you don't like trouser rockets, then you don't want to be anywhere near me. I will make sure you have a hard dick at the absolute worst of times and places. I love that shit. I will make your dick stand straight out in the most embarrassing places and then loudly point out how much I like it in front of as many people as possible. Nothing passes the time in line at the DMV than accepting the challenge of making your guy hard as steel while he is holding ticket number 69. Don't worry. You can punish my insides with it later on. I am just saying. I find it odd that people look at me like I screwed up in life. I ended up being a dirty whore, cracked out, boozed up, living in squalor, and hating my life. Nothing to show for all my troubles except a life of misery. I get, I do. That is the assumption that an older lady who lives a fair way up the street feels about me. Small town talk travels fast around here. The only problem with all of that is only one thing applies. I am a shameless dirty whore in the most exemplary aspect of the concept. I wouldn't trade it for the world—the rest of the stuff, not even close. I don't drink because I'm not too fond of how it makes me feel or the taste. Drugs, including weed, seem like a massive waste of time and money and numb the senses. So another hard pass on those. Not doing either of the above has allowed me to make solid choices with finances and not to toot my own horn but the odds of you having a higher legit Fico score are slim. I did things right, thanks to solid advice from the family over the years. I wake up every morning, sometimes feeling guilty that I feel so good about my life and everything I have done. When I say this, I swear that I mean it. I truly wish everyone could feel it, and it sounds super fucking corny but fuck it, the joy I feel about life. It pains me to see them hating on me because there is something negative in their lives. That only goes so far, though. They cross a point where I'm like, "it's on fuckface!" So yes, I have ingested, had placed inside me in several orifices, and sprayed on me more sperm than a thousand chicks will ever see in a lifetime. Regrets? Yes. Very much so. I genuinely wish I had extracted more jizz from more testicles. The rest of it? Life in general? Get the fuck out of here. Money certainly isn't going to get me to change my life. I had the chance to do that a dozen times over. I could be sitting in a super-duper house, driving the nicest of cars, all that happy shit. But then I would be bored shitless. I like my cars to bump and bounce around. I like my house reasonable. Who wants to clean a huge house? Not me. Expensive shit breaks, tears, and stains. I know this. I fucked a guy on a couch that cost him 10K and leaked jizz onto it out of my asshole. Ruined it, he said. I could tell he was pissed, but he's the one who spermed my asshole. Anyway, I have no interest in being loaded. Comfortable is my sweet spot: no stress, less work, more life. Fuck, why am I telling you all this? I don't know. I had nothing better to say at the moment, I guess.
2021-07-12 15:23:54 +0000 UTC View PostSo, back from the swamp, did a little jeeping around out the..
So, back from the swamp, did a little jeeping around out there, topless, of course. I got some pics from today. I got a bunch more pics, if you want them leave me a tip and I'll get them to you! Plus a few videos as well, but those will have to be up tomorrow as I am a beat tomato. The sun and bouncing around all day can wear a girl out. Yes, I got fucked today, but it was short and sweet, to the point. I cum, he cums, squeeze the leftover jizz out of his cock onto the sand, so it doesn't make a mess in his pants when it eventually leaks out, and back to it. Utility sex. Get her done and get back at it. Whatever it is you were getting at, that is. In my case, 4 wheeling around.
2021-07-12 01:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
