Whoops... I got turned around, things got out of hand, and before I knew it I had a dick in my guts, I was being unfaithful... again. Dammit! I don't know how this keeps happening? Who gives a fuck, as long as it just keeps happening. I wasn't supposed to cheat today. I said I wouldn't. I did. Oops. But look at his cock! How could I pass that up? I could see it in his pants. He was big, long, and strong and his balls hold much of that magical sperm. Yes, he fucked me. He fucked me till I thought I was going to pass out from cumming so damn much. Yes, I got caught by my boyfriend. This wasn't his first load, so take a guess how big his first one was. Heres a clue. It was so much it was spurting out around his dick because of the overflow. And it's sticky. It is still running out of me. I have more to put up tonight but since I no longer have a boyfriend, at least for now, I figured this pic is fair game now. After all, he dumped me so I figure why not share it. It's the only one I have. The only reason we took it was because I was so impressed by the amount of ball batter he can expel I wanted proof. I am going to get you a pic of my box as well. His dick was so fat it left me with the ever sought after and perfectly wonderful black hole pussy stretch. I absolutely love it when a guy leaves me ruined like that! I may be in serious love. A deep, wonderful love. With his dick. He's kind of dry if you ask me. His dick, though... the bomb! @u125291845
No cock available so you’re going to get a solo video. It’s hot out. I have a low cut top, and I think I look good when my tits get soaked in bubbles. You be the judge though, let me know what you think. I wonder what my neighbors thought about me making this video? Will they be mad? Will they be super happy? I suppose it depends on the person who’s watching me! I don’t know if any of my neighbors actually get turned on by me because I have no actual proof, nor have I witnessed bulging erect cocks in their shorts. It doesn’t mean they are not wearing super-tight underwear to hide the erection because that’s always an excellent trick. Honestly, I do get turned on if I know that one of my neighbors thinks about me while he’s jerking off in the bathroom. I hope at least one of them is looking at my pictures and videos, thinking about dumping a sticky load of jizz in my guts and making my vagina their permanent property. The more the merrier, though. Anyway, check out this video and let me know what you think. I will post some more stuff later this afternoon so check it out as well.
Here’s a quick thought. My Jeep is like a cock. The more I play with it the bigger it gets. Just saying.
So it’s Wednesday and I have not been impaled on a penis since Sunday. Wait, that’s a lie. My boyfriend fucked me on Monday. I could barely feel him though because my box was still massively stretched out from the workout it got this past weekend that I could still see up inside of myself when I looked in the mirror. Doesn’t matter though, just the thought of not being able to feel his dick inside me turned me on so much that I ejaculated chick juice all over his pube mound and balls. I also jerked a guy off earlier that day so I had that to think about as well. I teased my boyfriend about how much bigger his cock was by telling him it was basically the same size as three of his cocks together. He used to hate me for telling him these things, but now his tiny little dick will just start spitting cum at the mere mention of how inadequate his cock is compared to others. I like this guy more and more every day. Anyway, back to me not having any available penis at the moment. It appears that I will go high and dry today in the cock department and that’s a shame because my box is truly ready for a good fucking. Oh well, the day is early yet, one never knows. I will let you know if I can convince some dude to stab me with his dick.
Do I have an interracial family? Yes. How did that happen? None of your business. If I decide to spill the beans one day, I will. Till then just think about your wildest fantasy, that’s probably pretty close to the truth. I am pulling a Biden, grabbing my notebook and going to get a Happy Meal. No more questions for you. Oh, don’t get all politically bent up on me. I really don’t give a crap about politics and I don’t belong to one side or the other. In fact, I can find equally an amount of good ideas and bad ideas on either side. All that I’m saying here is Biden loses his fucking mind now and then. I used think Trump was embarrassing at times but it seems like Biden is trying to outdo him in the dingdong department at any and all costs. Biden came to play when it comes to the blunder Olympics. Just saying. God, how I wish the aliens would come down to save us from these morons.
Let’s talk about sluts today. I have been a slut before a large portion of you ever left your Dad’s testicles on the way to existence. Some folks start out loving me for being such a blatant slut then end up hating me for it. I get a ton of emails from random people that I’ve never even knew existed but apparently they know that I do. And my existence offends them in any and all ways possible. Slut is the preferred name they like to use for me. And they are correct: I am a massive slut but I’m just not their slut. I bet if I was they would have a different opinion of me. I also get a lot of requests for me to wear my glasses when I take porn pics. They say I look like a sexy MILF nerd. I’m not, I’m just a slut who can’t see. Just saying. That shit comes with age. I don’t need a special occasion to slut things up. Oh look, it’s nice outside, time to slut it up. Going to a formal event? Well then, let’s formally slut it up! Everyone loves a good slut, they just won’t admit it. There are levels of sluts and I’m not tooting my own horn here but I am top level slut material. My favorite shade of lipstick is penis, that is the level of slut I really am. I slut around for the love of just slutting around. I’ll go down faster than a cold beer on a Saturday night without a drop of booze in me. The only thing I’m drinking directly from the tap is sperm. The odds are that I’ve had more nuts in my mouth and a squirrel and honestly; I am super proud of that! Think of all these women and men who have had sex fewer times than I have had partners. Actually, this may be a poor example because that would be in the thousands and for some that’s probably a lot of sex. For me that’s just a good year. But honestly there women who have sex maybe once twice every other month. There are folks who go for years without having sex with another person. That is some bullshit, if you ask me. Why would you ever want to do that willingly? If I go a week without being topped off with sperm, then you better get out of my way because I’m going to be in a foul mood. I have and surely will again, paid for it and without doubt feel it’s the best money I have ever spent. Let’s be honest here. Cumming changes everything. I know when I cum on a man’s cock I feel alive; I feel like a woman; I am ready to get shit done. So when I read my Whoreoscope for the day I want it to read “You're a slut.” Because being a slut is truly being alive, physically and mentally. So yes, I am a slut and a better person for it. Moving on.
Someone asked me about guys cumming inside of me. I feel I need to respond with a clarification. I never set out to let guys I don’t know breed me with baby batter. My vagina just gets the better of me and it for this reason I have taken more loads than a washing machine and I feel like I am just getting started. So I test. Lucky for me I have yet to catch a nasty, as in STD, in all these years. Again, lucky me. I don’t recommend my actions. This is a do as I say, not as I do, situation. Will I ever stop allowing my vagina to make questionable decisions? No point being untruthful here. I will probably end up getting my stomach pumped from a sperm overdose for I stop letting my box getting me into sketchy situations. Just saying… like I always do.
I have plenty of stuff to post today but family popped in slightly unexpected and that makes things a bit difficult to get done. So I caught a break in the action and thought I would let you know that good stuff is cumming so bear with me for a little while and I will get you up... I mean it up... Actually I meant you as well so enjoy my lame attempt at wordplay 😜
This video tells you about my getting fucked in the back of a truck by some dude willing to fuck me in the back of a truck in front of a pretty good crowd. I have already seen a video pop up on IG but they pulled it down. Enjoy my sexual weirdness 😜 @u125291845
Post 1 of 2. This is what I wore when I went out in the Jeep on Saturday and got myself stuffed full of cock in front of a sizeable crowd! I am a terrible girlfriend but a top-notch slut and I would much rather be a top-notch slut than a good girlfriend. Just saying!
Hello everyone, went dark for the first time in forever yesterday, sorry about that but I had a weekend. Good, mostly, some goofy stuff but kept it at the minimum. So lets recap. I fucked a couple who had a bunch of swinger rules, or at least I thought I was going to fuck him, but again, the swinger rules got in the way. I Jerked and blew three 20 something’s in front of a crowd of people. I got fucked Saturday night in front of a crowd of people. And I spent yesterday getting fucked again, this time in front of my boyfriend. There were some smaller events. Much like Mardi Gras they have beads you get for showing your tits. I had tons of them because I flash any chance I can get. You get blue for tits and pink for pussy. I had more pussy beads than I did tits. Am I too old for this crap? Probably. Do I care? Absolutely not. I will proudly assert that I am having the time of my life getting topped off with sperm from dudes in many cases less than half my age. I don’t care that my neighbors see me driving off in my jeep by myself in a sling back bikini. I don’t care that they see me coming hope the next morning. I got home late Sunday morning and my one neighbor wanted to talk to me about joining their group to make sure the area stays nice. He noticed something on my neck and pointed it out saying, “you got a little something there.” I said I spilled my coffee when I was driving. When I went in and looked, it was the amazingly perfect cum trail that got there last night and I never cleaned it off. Fucking fantastic! I bet he wishes it was his. Anyway, away from the sperm snail trail, I get those a lot so nothing new. Why am I telling you this? Because a “gravity challenged” (you can’t say “fat” anymore, it is apparently against the new woke law and order and the screaming things will hunt you down and protest in your front yard) younger person who definitely should not be wearing a G-string asked me if I thought I “might be a little to old” to be scarfing down 20 yr old dick. Oh fuck, I’m chuckling as I think about it now. The retorts I should have said but didn’t. I let the hard dicks do my talking for me though. Look, as long as I can raise a penis I plan on knocking it back down. It’s just that simple. Sure, some folks may think I should have hung it up long ago, but how could I and more importantly, why would I? I got off Saturday night so hard I’m still weak in the knees just thinking about it. If you think I’m going to give up my pursuit of that type of earth shattering, vagina gushing, cum…. well then your stupid. Just saying. If I were her, I would be upset about me as well because I was taking her available cock away from her. I gave it back when I was done so I was polite about it.
Anyway, this weekend. It’s a lot to get into. I am still wrapping my own mind around it so I’m not ready to discuss it just quite yet. I will today and I will more than likely choose each event and just go over that. But first, you kind of need to know what “Truck Weekend” is. They bill it as the largest event of its type in the world. 35K jacked up trucks all descend on Daytona Beach starting Friday, ending Monday. To say it is a traffic nightmare is not remotely doing it justice. I will post some pics of what it looks like from the air. There may never be another one because of the douche canoe attitude brought by so many of today’s entitled youth. I would say the average age is 25 maybe 28. To bad, I am a huge fan of jacked up vehicles but hate how many people feel like they get a magical pass for acting like a complete asshole if they lift their truck. Had a lot of that this year. Anyway, 35K lifted trucks and each one brought its passengers so they guessed 75K people showed up. They came with smoking hot chicks, of which many were like me, willing to show tits, ass, and pussy for the fun of it. Sure, I take it a step further and use my tits, ass, and pussy to destroy as many cocks as possible, but to me, that’s my idea of a good time. I wonder if these guys are going to go home, holding their ruined dicks in their hand wondering what the hell happened to them and when can they do it again? I wonder if they ever thought a 50 something woman could do the things I did to their dick was even possible. I know I made one guy cry. I am not kidding. He broke down and started crying. I will get to that later today or tomorrow. I haven’t figured out where to start yet. Back to it. Daytona Beach, on beachside, was wall to wall 20 something cock as well as pussy. Way more chicks this year than ever before. Chicks are starting to get into the lifted truck scene, and that is badass. I used to be all alone in this. So this year was a smorgasbord of sex for me. My vagina is amazingly tired but in the best of ways. It needs a day or two off to recuperate. I have a doctor's appointment today and it’s with the pussy doc. Routine stuff, nothing out of sorts, but I wonder if she is going to be like “wow, that is one complete and thoroughly used vagina you got going on there, it looks like a cave.” The last guy I fucked had a coke can dick. Almost as fat as it was long. Again, I’ll get to him. Update you in a bit.
Why this video? Because this is pretty much how I spent my late night last night... used the exact same toys... for 2 hours. I knew I made one with this dildo, I just had to find it! I am such a cum slut. Sounds like click baiit some twitter porn ho would toss out to get you to buy her onlyfans. You already bought my onlyfans so you get to hear me proclaim it without the sales pitch. There’s a difference between myself and other self-proclaimed cumsluts. I actually dig making sperm drool out of the heads of dick’s. Cumsluts has like a dual meaning to me the first most important definition of the term cumsluts is probably different from what you think I’m talking about. Most girls are going to sell you on something because they think it’s what you want to hear. It’s all about sales and I have nothing against maximizing the dollars. If it works for you and you’re willing to pay for it then more power to the both of you. I however have a different take on the term cumsluts. Why am I a cumslut? It’s not because I like jizz, the taste of it, and or any combination of in me or on me. Don’t get me wrong, I love all of that. Just the smell of sperm can, will, and has sent me into a sexual tizzy. But what gets me off the most about cum is the actual act of causing ejaculation. There are so many ways of making it happen and none of them ever get tiresome. Lets just use an example from last night. I gave a guy a handjob. Sounds simple, grab a penis, rub it up and down in a vigorous motion till said penis releases nut. Not even close. I can still remember every twitch his dick made when I teased it with my fingers. The look he would make when I would stroke the head of his cock in just the right way was completely unbelievable. His mouth dropped open and he would suck in his breath like I just shocked him. When I licked the underside of his cock head, he would mumble things that were unintelligible. I would kiss the head of his dick, stick my tongue in the tiny little cum slit that apparently took him to church because he would continuously repeat “Oh God Oh God” over and over. I would get them right to the edge of orgasm and watches entire body tense up and then I would quit. It would be a mixed look of relief and frustration. I could do all of this to his body with just my hands and my lips. Just the act of doing this to another person and making them react the way I want them to does the exact same thing to me I’m doing to them. I get wildly sexually frustrated but in the best of ways when I bring a person to orgasm from start to finish. I let this guy last night releases testicles in my open-mouth and I caught a couple good streams of sperm and the rest stuck on my upper lip and chin. That is when the smell of his jizz took me over and pretty much put me in out-of-control mode. So I ended up jerking off and sucking two more dicks in front of probably 30 to 40 people which made the whole fucking thing thing insanely hot. You have to love truck week. They cheered me on, repeatedly call me a truck slut, and in some cases even got mildly insulting. I am very aware of what these twenty-something people think about me. I’m also very aware that I just don’t give one fuck what they think about me. One guy claimed I was a cock starved whore but was trying to say it in such a way as to be derogatory. What he doesn’t understand is that he’s correct: I am a cock starved whore. But he has no idea how happy it makes me to be that cock starved. I would suspect this guy gets a little pussy now and then and I am thinking he just didn’t have the balls or maybe even the dick to let me rub one out for him in front of his friends. I can almost guarantee if it was just him and I, he would’ve put his dick in my mouth so fast I wouldn’t have had time to spit my gum out first. But that didn’t happen even though I would have gladly let my fingers do the talking and my mouth do the drinking on and from his dick if he would’ve just put it in front of me. Didn’t matter one bit because last night really put me in a good mood today. I mean, I was a complete and total slut last night, even though I was probably the only sober one there. What was the best part of my night, you ask? Being looked at as a complete and total sperm collection site. Just being in front of 30 to 40 people with three loads of jizz covering my face and dripping off my chin is still making my clit twitch. That turned me on, seeing all the people stare at me in fascination as they watched the sperm drip off of me. I stayed that way for probably 15 or 20 minutes when I could’ve cleaned up immediately but just couldn’t help myself. I would even scoop some off my face and lick my fingers clean, and they would cheer. I finally wiped my face clean when the cops showed up to check things out. Look, I know all of this sounds stupid and probably mildly insane, but I would do it all over again right now without hesitation. Is there anything that I would’ve done differently last night? Yes, I probably would’ve swallowed the first load completely without ever taking my lips off the head of his cock. I don’t know why, but I would’ve loved to see them watch me drink their buddies cum straight from his testicles. I actually love to see girls drink nut without spilling a drop and I especially like it when it’s so much cum you have to swallow just to keep up with his sperm pumps. That is the absolute best. So you’re probably wanting to know if I got fucked last night? No, I did not. I would have but nobody had tests and I’ve never met these people before so I had no idea what their background is. So I just settled for jerking and sucking them off which on a night like last night is even better than getting fucked. I got home at 1:30 AM and I masturbated until 3 AM. I lost track of time and how many times I came, but I still feel like I fucked myself stupid this morning, that’s how strong my orgasms were. Man, I do so love twentysomethings and truck week they give me so much material for my spank bank its an overload. I don’t know if you remember, but the last truck week I got fucked in a parking lot bent over outside and holding onto the tire. So I guess what I’m saying is my vagina is a serious fan of truck week. The best part is, today’s going to be the busiest day and I’m going to take a nap so I’m good and rested. Then I am going to go hunting for truck cock. Wish me luck folks I will keep you posted on here but forgive me if I don’t post as often as I normally do. I will keep up your messages and check in periodically but I can’t allow my vagina to miss out on this opportunity of mass amounts of 21-year-old cock. Catch you all soon.
Here is a video that will make you want to head right out and leave some breeding material in some lucky chick. It’s me and @boydbanksxxx with him doing his best to knock me up by leaving a very sticky load of cum inside of me. As always all videos are included with your subscription but tips are very much appreciated. Anyway, I like Boyd. He likes to fuck with other guys I fuck. He knows he has a massive fat cock, and he isn’t shy about rubbing that in their face by way of rubbing it deeper inside me than my boyfriend can. No point in playing the innocent one here. I love the contrast between his cock and my current boyfriends. He has 10 inches, my boyfriend has 3 inches, and that’s hard. There is literally a large cocks difference between the two of them. The best part is letting my boyfriend fuck me before Boyd gets here. No, I don’t cum. That isn’t the point. Well, it is the point, but it’s simply the mercy fuck I give my boyfriend so I can relish the feeling of Boyd’s dick touching me in places my boyfriend will never reach. I swear I can feel the fat head of Boyd’s dick trying to soak my spleen with jizz when he sinks it all the way in. The stretch he gives my pussy is massive and amazing. It stays gayped for 2 or 3 days afterwards. I let my boyfriend stick his little nubby penis in me afterwards so I can feel that slight little poke and pressure and that’s it. The best part is, when I feel that little cock trying to fuck me, I cum so hard it’s like an explosion in my head. Sex, the more mental you can make it over the physical, the more amazing cumming gets. Do I cum harder with Boyd? In a way, but it is more physical. His dick physically triggers my body into cumming all over his dick. And don’t get me wrong, it’s a great fucking cum. However, I came so hard when my BF put his little wee wee in me after Boyd fucked me that I hurt my neck. I know, right… how stupid is that? Can’t help it. I get those mental thoughts running through my head about cheating on my BF with a superior dick and then making him fuck me so he could feel how small he really was to me… and I end up hurting myself I cum so hard. Is it mean to either one? Not at all. They both know I am a freak with sex. I don’t even try to hide it anymore. If they really care for me they will understand I don’t keep to the norms when it comes to sex. Why would I? I have made a career out of having sex. Not to get paid, though that is a bonus, so I can keep having sex in weird and wonderful ways. I hope I live to a 150 yrs old and am still drinking sperm from dicks on a daily basis. I may have to remove the dentures but truthfully, that sounds like a fantastic blowjob. Just saying. My point? As usual, I don’t really have one. I guess it sounds mean to my BF, but it sure feels like we are both having the time of our lives with it. I have asked a hundred times to the point he has told me to shut up about it. I think he is a kinky fucker because he not only basically begged me to tell him about the 21 yr old I fucked was all about me telling him how much better the 21 yrs old dudes dick was than his. His little dick popped in a minute or less. My guess is he has found a whole new level of sex and he isn’t going to let it go now that he has it. I’m right there with him!
Good morning everyone. This is a long one so buckle in or abandon ship now. I had a late night last night so just bear with me and we will power through this. As some of you may know, I met a couple Wednesday night in the parking lot of a grocery store. Publix, to be exact. They are in town from Georgia for truck week and they have a Ford F2 50 very similar to mine. I actually approached them because I thought their truck looked bad ass. I was curious how high they lifted their truck and what size tires they were using. Not only was their truck bad ass, so were they. I mean, I admit it, she is absolutely stunning. Super tight, nice and thin, not much for boobs but what is there is simply perfect. Anyway, I got the information that I originally asked for and then they offered up their phone number. They said they had little planned and if I felt like hanging out with them, to call them. Look, if you give me your phone number I automatically assume you’re giving my vagina your phone number. I mean, I really do. If I don’t know you and we exchange numbers, then the expectation for me is that you are going to do your best to leave me knocked up. Same thing goes for this couple. Was I wrong? In some ways yes and in some ways no. We met at the Charlie horse and we chatted and then we took a ride in their truck. We all sat in the front seat and I sat in the middle. I made some flirty comments about me being the meat in a delicious sandwich. And that got things moving along. However, what they had in mind and what I had in mind were two different things. What they wanted to do was let him watch his wife while his wife and I tasted each other. Truth be told, I was disappointed. I certainly wanted to taste her, but I also wanted to taste him after his cock and been in her. I am ahead of myself because I didn’t find this out till she was already blowing girl cum in my mouth. Anyway, we got things started with me pulling her shorts down just far enough so I could finger. He turned out to be a very shitty driver while trying to watch me do the tap dance on her clit with my fingers. On a side note, people often asked me why I don’t have long fingernails. It is for this very reason. In all these porn videos that you see with girls with giant fingernails finger fucking each other in reality is the same thing as Freddy Kruger finger fucking you. I don’t care what anybody says, anything else is simply a lie to further a porn illusion. Long manicured fingernails are simply the worst possible thing you can shove up inside your box. Man, did I get off base with that. Anyway, back to it. For the second time in a short amount of time, I took someone home to my house. We went inside, had a bit of small talk, and then straight to my bedroom. I laid her out on my bed and feasted on her pussy. To say she made a mess of my mattress is an understatement. Well I have a topper so it really wasn’t that bad, I just had to throw it in the wash. This chick was definitely a sloppy cummer. He whipped his cock out and stood over the corner and jerked it while I ate her. It was a nice dick. Groomed, 5 or 6 inches, stood straight up so much so it was touching his belly. It looked mouth watering delicious. I reached over to grab his prick, but she said no. I enjoy being polite, so I bit my tongue and resisted the urge to just pop his dick in my mouth, regardless of her objections. She said he didn’t let her fuck other guys, and she didn’t want him fucking other girls. I asked if I could at at least lick her clit while he fucked her. She said no. I explained that there really wasn’t a reason to continue. I was in it to win it, not to tiptoe around available penis. It really didn’t matter anyway, because of the way she told me not to. This is hard to explain because she wasn’t rude or even trying to be catty, but it just had this desperate feeling to it. Like she didn’t really want to be doing this, and she seemed very uncomfortable that she came in front of her husband. She even apologized to him for it. Now I don’t like her but like him even l less. For some reason they felt the need to explain the “swinger rules” to me. I fucking hate, and I mean absolutely despise “swinger rules,” therefor making me totally uninterested in them because of their moronic “swinger rules.” The whole vibe in the room changed, and the thrill was long gone. I couldn’t get rid of them fast enough. So, I abruptly said, “So anyway, gotta get the dogs out, so thanks for stopping by.” They wanted to give me a ride to my truck but I really just wanted them gone so I declined, said I would walk the dogs to it and drive it home. They insisted, and I insisted it was time for them to go. They got the hint the second time around. This is a common problem with swingers, these silly rules. One should not be a swinger if you demand that your partner obey your guidelines for fucking. There are no guidelines to fucking. When I fuck, shit just happens. I will do all kinds of weird shit when there’s a dick inside of me. I certainly don’t want to worry about whether I’m breaking my partner’s guidelines while I’m sucking cock or getting my ass fucked. There are 1,000,001 things that swingers do with her silly rules and guidelines to actually fuck up a perfectly good fuck. Which is why I avoid swingers, mostly couples, because they make fucking tedious. The only thing I want to worry about while fucking is whether my rectum can hold a gallon of sperm before it blows jizz everywhere. If I had a significant other and we decided that we were going to be swingers then by all that is good and right in this world, we are going to fuck without rules. None of this “everyone has to be in the same room crap,” “no kissing,” or whatever other silly guidelines they might come up with. We are going to fuck, how ever the fuck we want to fuck. If I want to shove my tongue down his throat and tell him I love him with all my heart and that makes me cum, then that is exactly what I’m going to fucking do. I fully expect my partnered to do the exact same thing. I promise you that at the end of the night that even though my pussy will be full of sperm fresh from another mans testicles, and his dick covered in another girls pussy juices, we will ride home together closer to each other than we have ever been before. Stupid swinger rules are for the insecure and relationships that should never be tested in the first place because at least one party doesn’t trust the other enough to be sure of his or her place in the relationship. It is as simple as that. They will argue that isn’t true, but it’s black-and-white. If any one act of sex that your partner would willingly and want to do with another person bothers you, then you are jealous and there is zero room for jealousy so swinging isn’t for you. If you swear swinging is for you and you forbid your partner to do that act then you shouldn’t be swinging because you truly don’t love or trust her or him. Now I’m just bitching because I didn’t get my cock fill, nor did I get off, nor did I masturbate afterwards because the mood went south. Plus, now I have to go get my damn truck. So forgive all the above as they just put my vagina into a foul mood. I will find somebody today to brighten my vagina’s world and all will be correct in the universe. On a side note, I literally have the chick’s version of blue balls. Very annoying. With that said I feel sorry for whatever penis gets within 3 feet of my box. That dick will get utterly destroyed but in the best of ways.
Guys, sorry about not getting a post up, kind of goofed things up here a little today and lost the entire video I made this afternoon and it is confirmed.... I am not getting it back. Cut when I should have copied on my sync program. Wouldn't be an issue normally but phones don't put files in a trash bin when you cut them. They are gone forever. Amateur move on my part. I am looking for something old to put up to keep things moving along but it is going to be awhile. I will answer all of your messages here in a bit but just bare with me. I got something pressing in the way at the moment. I met a couple from GA last night and we are getting together again tonight. Hopefully, his dick in my pussy and her pussy on my tongue kind of get together. Wish me luck!
Talk about a zero filter video 📹... No makeup, hair, nothing. Just me straight out of the bed 😬Anyway, it is Thursday morning, laying around after cleaning up the dog 🐶 crap 💩, yep, just what you wanted to hear but I figure why pretend I live like a magical princess that never deals with reality. I don't. I have three dogs and therefore I three dogs worth of shit in my backyard that requires removal. Lest I step in it and then do that weird walk to the hose. Just saying. Oddly enough while removing said dog byproducts from the yard I was thinking truck week starts tomorrow and that means lots of guys 18 to whatever driving around horny as fuck. Which that then makes me horny as fuck. It may start tomorrow but they started arriving since this past weekend. It's like it's already on. Which means I need to be "on" if you know what I mean 😜. So I will model some outfits and do feel free to send advice or what you might like to see me wear to cause the absolute most penis attraction possible 🍆😜🍆. Enjoy the video and as always let me know what you think about it ❤️
So here’s the post with the 21-year-old who allowed me the pleasure to eat his dick. He also gave me the pleasure of allowing him to lick my clit which I must say he did very nicely. I guess the question is did I cum when he was eating me? I am going to tell you the truth. I did cum though wasn’t my grand finale cum, but it was still pretty good. We need to put this in context though. I rarely cum when I’m being eaten out for the first time with someone new. It usually takes two or three sessions of training to get it right. Practice makes perfect and I do so love practicing as often as possible 😜 so, with him making me cum the first time, he is way ahead of the game. I do so hope that he comes back because I really enjoy his cock. Truth be told, I am wildly turned on by our age difference. I don’t know why that is I just know that it makes my pussy leave wet spots just about everywhere I sit. I have all these wonderful ideas to do with guys that are half my age and pretty much all of them end with me leaving with sperm dripping down my thigh. So check out this video and let me know what you think. Do I have any cleanup guys in the audience? Just asking.
There is going to be a lot of porn coming your way. I am on a roll these days and dick is finding its way inside me on a very regular basis. I know that I should shoot with girls and I definitely will. However, I think dick looks better on video sliding inside me then vagina does getting licked. Plus there is sperm which happens to be an all-time favorite of mine and girls just aren't going to give it to me. But never fear soon there will be vagina here.
There seems to be this thing about putting testosterone cream on clit's. People keep mentioning it to me. I'm going to say that this is just another Internet myth because I never heard of testosterone cream 1: making chicks horny 2: making their clit's enormous. That's kind of like the novice method of testosterone. There is only one way to take testosterone that actually works as its intended and that involves a needle and your butt. Will it make your clit bigger? For some chicks absolutely. For others not even a millimeter. It just depends on your body. If you look back at my early clips and videos as far back as 2001 I had a big clit. I'm convinced my big clit is what has made me so god damn horny since the first day it was possible for me to be horny. I damn near scared the boys to death I was so fucking horny and curious. Yes, I had a reputation and just so you know I worked long and hard to get that reputation and I loved every second of it. I can remember the first time I ever held a penis in my hand and the thing I remember the most about it is the shocked look on his face when I emptied his balls for him with my hands. He never talked to me after that. What a dumb ass, I would've done it a thousand more times. And I did, just not to his cock. The big dummy. It's funny I can remember what his cock looked like all these years later. Here's a weird fact and don't judge me we didn't have the Internet or porn back then so we had to make do with what we had. I went home and drew his cock on a piece of paper. Why did I do that? I don't have a clue I just did and for whatever reason it turned me right the fuck on. Yes, I used to rub one out looking at it. I may have had a mild to severe case of penis fixation. Hell, it's probably only gotten worse the older I get. Oh well it's something I enjoy and since there seems to be no drawbacks to it why in the world would I ever quit?
Part 1 of 2: I am going to fuck a 21 yr old today. That makes my vagina a lube factory thinking about it. I will video it so you will get to see it. I can’t let him breed me properly because we are lacking testing on his side of the equation. Doesn’t mean he can’t try to drown me with his 21 yr old swimmers. I do need to taste some fresh nut from the testicles of a 21 yr old. It’s so hot and fragrant when it first sprays out. I love the smell of it. I don’t know how to describe it but the smell of sperm makes my me spread my legs every fucking time. He is a subscriber to my onlyfans. He will be seeing our video when we finish it. So say hello when he makes his porn debut. Anyway, when I was 21… he wasn’t even born yet. Think about that. I know my pussy is thinking about it and it is leaking its approval as we speak. Once we get him all tested up, I insist he breed me as often as possible. I want to take him to my regular places and show him off. Suck his cock in the bathroom. Leave a little cum stain on my shirt. Let everyone know a 21 yr old is fucking my pussy at his beck and call. I like the optics if you know what I mean! I am a weirdo. But who really cares. Life is too short not to get my insides drenched in ball juice from a guy 30 plus yrs my junior. Fuck, this is going to be fun!
So, update, I fucked the 21 yr old. Well, I didn’t fuck him. I wanted to but we have to get the test thing out of the way. He did however eat me and normally I have a hard time cumming with new people, but he was so damn into it… I came. Hopefully, he will be back for more. I really do like him. He left me with a solid load of cum and what I really need is that 21 yr old sperm inside of me doing its absolute best to breed me properly. Just saying. Not trying to be creepy or anything, but I want what I want and I want him to empty his balls inside of me. Fuck, I can almost feel it right now. Now I will be annoyed until he till he does. Fuck me! I hate being sexually frustrated, absolutely hate it!. Fun fact. My new 21 yr old fuck buddy has a birthday, as in like the actual day he was brought into this world, as the same day I had my first extra-marital affair. I was busy getting fucked by my co-worker at Linn Care in the conference room 22 years ago. Larry was my first extra-marital affair. My new fuck stud wasn’t even born yet. Fuck, that turns me on! How do I remember the dates? Because I got my license to be a Respiratory Therapist, the same day Larry fucked me and ruined me for my husband’s dick forever. One remembers those kinds of dates. Anyway, after Larry dicked me as good as he did, I never could get back into my hubby’s cock anymore. Larry was just too good. Plus, he was a kinky fucker, unlike my husband, and that made him my knight in shining armor. He used to make me ride his dick in the bathroom at work while 30 other people were in the office and would cum in me. Ten minutes later he would demand I lift my dress and stick my finger in my sloppy box and tell me to lick them clean. I did it every time he asked. And I can admit this now, because it still turns me on and I’m older and I don’t care what anyone thinks. One time after he emptied himself inside of me, I dripped out onto my leather office chair. He saw me fidgeting around and figured it out. He made me show him the puddle of his sperm on my chair and told me to lick it off. I did. And I masturbated a thousand times thinking about it. Some women would think that is degrading. I think it’s sexy as fuck and would do it again right now. I mean, I licked his nut, 10 minute old used nut, off of my office chair because his penis meant that much to me. Oh well, to each their own! He used to tell me he wanted to give me a baby so my husband could raise it. Did I give him a baby? That is one thing I will never tell. Make an educated guess if you like.
Some of you already know this. I fucking hate inspirational memes that people flood me with because apparently I need some inspiration. I don’t. I don’t care about anyone’s uplifting quote that someone else thought up because they are not creative enough to come up with it for themselves. Honestly, not one fuck is given. Want to brighten my day? Tell me you jerked off to my photos. That’s inspirational. So, I will now present you with inspirational quotes that you won’t see anywhere else but at least they are true. 1st one. Words to live by. “Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.” I know, that doesn’t really put a bounce in your step but I figure what’s the point in hiding from the inevitable. Keeping in line with uplifting thoughts. I have altered this inspirational gem into the more accurate version. “The best things in life are actually very expensive.” Another piece of advice you hear quite a bit about performance related stuff but should ignore based on the gross misunderstanding of mathematics. If someone tells you to “Always give 110%” simply reply they don’t understand how percentages work. That will knock the inspirational chip right off the old inspirational shoulder. Someone just sent this one to me. In fact it is my “Inspiration” for writing this crap. So I will post it and alter it so it is factually portrayed. “Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations, the best is yet to come!” Unless you are going to Syria. I hear that place sucks 24/7. These are just a few of my inspirational sayings. Just saying about the sayings. Catch you all later!
Now that is a lot of cum on my face. Hello everyone, Tuesday it is. Why do we remind each other day it is? I don’t know. What I do know is I’m watching porn last night, and an add goes on literally asks me why I am watching porn alone? Who says I’m alone? I have my friends and family here with me for emotional support. I often want to rub one out with guests over. Bitch, if I had someone to rub one out for me…. I would not be watching you on my laptop in the bathroom. Just saying.
On the subject of porn. I still get lots of requests and questions about why I say and do the things that I do in my porn that I make. Some of it on the style and the way it’s shot. First things first. I am selfish. I shoot porn for myself that I can watch later on and work a few things out, if you know what I mean. So, obviously, I put things in there that I fantasize about doing. Creampies are a huge part of my fantasy hence the reason I make so many of them. I keep telling myself to make videos with guys, giving me facials and shooting cum all over my tits. I even got close to shooting a facial this weekend, but I got caught up sucking his dick and forgot to pull it out. All I was thinking about is getting his jizz inside my body one way or the other and failed on the facial jizz spray down. I caught myself at the very end and let some of it dribble out and you will see that shortly. I can usually blame the cameraman or my partner but this time I was on a jizz high and let my desire for sperm short circuit my brain. But, after having it suggested, I thought about getting a good facial so I put this video up today. I won’t lie to you. I remember this cum hose down very well. It is the one load of sperm I so wish I would have drank it down. Just look at it. It’s perfect sperm, and it tasted perfect, it smelled perfect; it felt perfect. I know it would have felt better swimming around in my belly. So, check it out, again, it’s been a while, so worth revisiting. I am going to make a new facial video this week so you have something current and not recycled. @u125291845
Yes, I have a boyfriend. But I always have a boyfriend. It depends on the day who it is. I like my current one. He hates my onlyfans, but that’s because I tell all and the way I see it. The way I see it is he has a magnificent stub of a knub for a dick. It is probably the smallest I have had as far as boyfriends go. I don’t know why I can’t get enough of it. I think about it all the time. I love to jerk him off with my two fingers. The night before last I spent two hours playing with it. I would tickle its little head and it would grow an inch or so and be like this little concrete pole that barely moved. Like it was anchored or something. I kept letting it go soft so I could do it over and over. He got all whiny about how he wanted to fuck, but I didn’t want to. I wanted to tease his mini dick for as long as I could and then get myself off thinking about it while fingering myself on the crapper after he left. I poked that little spot underneath the head where it V’s together and rubbed it with my fingertip and he blasted a load out that was not proportionate to his size. As in it was a lot of cum. Then I packed him up, sent him home and got down to business. I don’t know about other people, but when I get myself off thinking about what I just did, it is the most intense and severe orgasm ever. Almost scary. They are so good now that I am getting to where half the time all I want to do is lose myself in making some dudes dick cum, say goodnight, and get busy thinking about how I made his dick cum. If we made a video and I watch it, I need to be careful. I cum so hard it damn near makes me pass out. Must be that when I’m with myself, I can focus solely on what turns me on about whatever I just did to some dude’s cock. Who cares, everyone goes away with a big fucking smile on their face.
Back to creampies. For those who are scratching their head wondering what a creampie is, it’s when you leave a sloppy, slimy, delicious pile of sperm in my womb that will desperately attempt to impregnate me. I like the term breeding. I don’t know why. It just feels right and honestly when I tell guys to breed me it makes my vagina a pool of 100% natural lubricant. I know pussy pies are not favorites for everyone. Like I said before, I am pretty selfish about making porn for my viewing enjoyment so I should let up on that a bit. I have answered this before but there seems to be a renewed interest in why I like creampies. I don’t know. It must be instinctual. I just crave for guys to empty their balls in me deep. It’s not a choice, really. It just hits me. When I’m getting fucked, I get this indescribable desire to feel him dump his sperm in my guts. That makes me cum. I love to time my cumming to the exact second he ejaculates inside of me, but sadly that doesn’t happen often enough. I usually fire off first because as soon as I think he’s starting to cum, that makes me cum. A lot of desire goes away after I cum. Like I had my fill already and time to take a break. Not the urge to feel your sperm drooling around in my insides. It sticks with me. I love that feeling and more times than not it ends up with me begging you to breed me all over again. Why all this is for me… not a clue. Not unhappy about it either though. When I rubbed one out last night, I put my finger inside myself and I was still slippery slick from the nut that was put inside of me hours earlier. Boom, 3 minute rub one out session, business taken care of, and that bed is looking mighty fine right now. That was my night last night.
Yeah, I fucked the camera guy. What else did you think was going to happen? You think I, of all people, would ever walk away from stiff cock? You would be thinking wrong. Just saying. Anyway, let's get this thing rolling, moving on. @u125291845
Got a couple guys on here saying they want to shoot videos. Will they? That is the question. I am pretty hip to the BS artists. I learned long ago they want to talk, talk, and talk some more. That's it. So I don't get all chatty with guys who say they want to shoot videos. Then there are the ones who want to hold the phone and shoot it themselves. This video I put up with this blog is proof that you guys suck at holding the phone while you're getting the sperm removed from your testicles. He has done it a dozen times and I still catch him pointing the phone at his leg. So new people never get to hold the phone. You end up watching a video of his socks or the ceiling.
People in porn tend to be way more fucked up than you would ever think possible. Sure-fire way to know you have a top-notch degenerate is when they start selling you on their education, culture, worldliness, whatever. Always beware of anyone telling you inspirational things or selling eternal happiness. 99.9 times out of 99.95 times, they would eat your last taco and swear they didn't. Leah Winters is on a level all her own as far as any of these category goes. So much so I refuse to tell you what she did. Simply google "What did Leah Winters post" She was loud and proud of her "wokeness." Like most "woke" people, they all woke up wildly stupid. She should wake up in a 6x10 cell for the next 20 years. But since everyone seems to want to be kinder, and gentler when it comes to ding dongs doing fucked up shit... she will probably be told it wasn't her fault she did what she did because when she was a kid someone bought her a Grape Slurpee when she wanted a Cherry one. The struggle is real because as you know, that shit causes anxiety and who can bear to live with anxiety. Apparently no one anymore. I don't really care anymore about people's feelings. It's not my job to make sure everyone is comfortable and my right to offend you with common sense far supersedes your right not to be offended when you accept stupidity as your reality. She is history on the major SM platforms that allow adult performers as she should be. Wait, I am not being correct. We are now sex workers, that is the correct term now. I used to think Ho, slut, whoore, were pretty accurate. If someone called me a slut I was like let me show the ways! I guess if you call us that it will cause more anxiety. For fuck's sake... they smoke pounds a weed a day, pop a thousand pills an hour, how the fuck do they even know where they are much less be anxious about it? Just saying. Alright, thats enough. Just call me an asshole and tell me to shut the fuck up. I am in a mood though and she put me in it so blame her. Enough of that.
So I am writing out a post about a few things and my chick dick got super aggressive and stood right up stiff as a board 😜🍆😜. So now I have an issue. Finish the post or rub one out? Or fuck the camera dude and come up with a whole other post. Decisions, decisions 🤔
So, when I posted that last video of me walking up to my front door, I had no idea that my tits got so close to the camera. Hence the reason I posted it. Now that I know, I am afraid you will be stuck seeing me showing my tits off more than you ever thought possible. I can't help myself now that I know it is the perfect height and distance for massive boob shots. You could wait for the battery to die but I have a backup always charging so I am never without my doorbell camera!
But wait.... There's more. If you jerk off immediately I will include this video absolutely free. Just pay a small lube and handling fee of $9832.14 and it will be uploaded right away. Just kidding, it's only $9831.14 I know, shut up Brooke! That is the next video I will put up but it will definitely be a little bit. I will put some more screenshots up as I progress. Plus I have some other videos with different guys I am doing tomorrow so those will be up as well. And no there is no lube and handling fee. Someone will take that seriously and think that is the actual price. As always all my videos are included in your monthly fee in their entirety. That is all. Please resume your normal activities and for fucks sake, tip me on that last video. I am having a massive life altering situation in my life that needs your help. My truck still isn't properly lifted like my Jeep 🚙. If it takes any longer I might have to see a therapist. The struggle is real. Not really but you have to admit that I would look bad ass getting ass fucked in a jacked up 👆 truck 🚚 just saying ❤️
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Alright, so keeping with my current sexual turnons, dudes that are way younger than me and cucks I got a lot done in a single day. This video kind of threw it all in together. @Boydbanksxxx is many years my junior, great body, perfection in the dick department, and enjoys making fun of my current boyfriends mini SlimJim of a breeding stick. What more could I possibly ask for? Anyway, I haven’t asked for tips in like forever and I don’t upsell anything so if you like my video hit me with tip if you can, always very much appreciated but never expected nor required. Enjoy the video and let me know what you think!
So yesterday was a pretty damn good day. I got fucked four times during the day and twice last night. Four of those fucks you will see on video and the other two were simply my boyfriend, who couldn’t help himself and spit two loads of jizz at me. All the videos came out absolutely fantastic mostly because we followed a theme that was simply reality. That reality being he has a magnificent penis that is 9 inches and very fat and my boyfriend has such a tiny 2.75 inch hard dick. I love his tiny little cock, I really do and I can’t remember the last time I had so much fun playing with a penis that I have had with his. I am constantly flicking it, poking it, tugging it, and yes, seriously making fun of it and I honestly cannot get enough of that tiny weenie. Probably because it is very hard to get enough of a tiny weenie. Then throw Boyd in the mix and pull out his 9 inch heavy hammer and compared to my boyfriends it seems like it’s 10 feet long. My boyfriend wants me to stop making videos and to quit writing blogs. He thinks they both spur me on to do more and more extreme sexual things and such. So, he got the talk. You know, the one where I tell him nobody tells me what I will or will not do with my vagina. I laid it out in no uncertain terms that I will get laid when and where I want with whom I want. It was one of those don’t let the door hit you in the ass type conversations. He did not let the door hit him in the ass, as he decided my way was the better option. Now he’s my little bitch, and he is loving every fucking second of it. The ding dong fell right into my trap and he’s hooked hard. After Boyd left last night he was very insecure, as he should be, and he wanted details of what we did together. I told him to get undressed and he wouldn’t do it. He was like trying to make a point, or some kind of silly moral stand, so I just said no details and went about my stuff. He couldn’t stand it so he undressed and we went in the bedroom. I took my shorts off and told him to look at my hole… it’s a hole now because Boyd made it a hole. The snarky bastard told me to shut up. So I stepped it up. I asked him how it feels to know Boyd’s cock touches me in all the special places that I need to have touched, that he will never even get close to reaching those places with his tiny cock. Yep, his face went bright red and his little dick was standing straight out so over inflated it looked like it was going to pop. So I squeezed the head with my two fingers and he shot a load of sperm all over my hand and bedspread. Less than five seconds of touching is all it took. No sense in bullshitting you, I love this kind of stuff so the instant cum thing is a dream cum true for me. He tried to get dressed and leave because he was embarrassed. I don’t think because he came so fast but because of why he came so fast. I didn’t let him leave. I made him sit there and watched him go soft until his dick shrunk up to just the head. I was kind of nice to him. I didn’t want to traumatize him with too much stuff all at once. We talked about why it turned me on and how it was obvious that he found it turned him on way more than he ever expected. He wanted to leave, it was all a bit much for him. I talked him into one more little fuck session. I wanted to feel his miniscule cock in me so I could get the comparison sensation between him and Boyd. I slipped down to the edge of the bed, it’s easier to get smaller cocks in me when I slide my ass to the edge of the bed and they stand up. I told him to watch me play myself. He didn’t get hard. I kept playing with myself and then I told him if Boyd told me to leave him, I would because his dick means more to me than he did. It inflated to its full 3 inches in seconds. He put it in me, I laughed because other than the sensation of a little pressure, I couldn’t feel him. When I told him that he started to cum but I pushed him out and said only Boyd can breed me now. He popped off a respectable load on my belly for such a small cock. I told him to eat his cum off of me. He wouldn’t. I made it clear he was going to. That was his role now, and he licked up a blob of his own sperm. Then he stormed out of my room abruptly. We talked a few minutes later. I get it. It’s embarrassing for him. Especially since he knows I’m going to write about it. His complaint is that people he knows read my stuff as well and they know I’m talking about him. I made him admit he liked what we are doing sexually. Life is to short to care what other people think folks. Especially when you find something as magical as this. For the first time in many, many years I have told this guy I am really into him. His willingness to accept my sexual quirks makes me want to be with him more than he will ever know. Hell, I might even cook dinner for him if he keeps this up!
Still working on the videos from yesterday. I keep getting distracted because I had such a fantastic experience getting bred repeatedly by @boydbanksxxx and then working my Bf over afterwards that I stopped and rubbed one out 😜🍆😜. I think I look my best with a cock 🍆 in my mouth 👄 just saying ❤️
It will be later tonight, but I got some killer fuck videos made. I will post some highlights later on but after eating cum all day I need some actual food to keep me going. See you all in a while
