Hello everyone. Here is a bad ass video, a long one, but still bad ass! I say that in an 80s kind of way when the word “cool” was replaced by “bad” for whatever reason. Still you should check this video out. It’s a long video, as I stated before, much longer than I usually make. Why is it so long, you ask? Because sometimes when you have another girl who is actually into the dick as much as I am, you have to share cock time. It’s only fair. As you may notice, Boyd has a masterpiece of a dick. We needed plenty of time on it. Kenzie is super fun to work with and you should definitely check her out! Anyway, watch this video and let me know what you think. It is that time again where I grovel for tips but only if you are digging my stuff. It’s never required but undoubtedly massively appreciated. In case you were wondering who the others are, here you go, the amazing @kenzifoxx and the stud @boydbanksxxx
Changing subjects. Someone asked me how I live with myself when I cheat so much. First, I didn’t make the rules of fidelity, they never asked for my input on them, I never voted to approve the rules of being faithful, so I don’t feel that I need to follow them. In fact, I kind of make up my own rules and rule number one is… It isn’t cheating if he has a big dick. I’m just saying here. Rule number two is important. It’s not cheating if I simply declare I’m dating you both… or in some cases, everyone involved. Number three is a good one. Your best friend is fair game. I am simply being sociable with my vagina. It’s a long list of rules that I play by that by the power vested in me by me, allow me to allow others to place their penis inside me in a variety of ways. Have I ever been cheated on? Absolutely. Did it hurt? I guess it probably did. Mostly because I wasn’t asked to join, and I felt left out. Honestly, if you are dating me and you want to breed another chick, just tell me. Sure, I’m going to be heartbroken… if I can’t join, but as long as you give me all the details down to each spurt of jizz, I’m good with it. I don’t know why guys are so afraid to say they have the hots for another chick. There is something wrong with you if you don’t. I have the hots for other guys, girls, trannies; you name it, if it looks good, I want it. Doesn’t mean I don’t want to go home to you, just means my box got the slipperies for someone else. I do get guys that get mad if I point out another hot dude when I’m with them. They shouldn’t. There is always going to be a hotter girl than me, just there will always be a hotter guy than you. Means zero other than they are fun to look at. At least for me that’s the case. I suppose it’s not uncommon for people to fall in love with people off of appearance only. Not for me, though. My vagina falls in love on site, the rest of me just tolerates them while I try to get them to slip it in me. Holy fuck, I am getting weird on a Friday! I need to knock this one off about right here before I really start getting out there.
So, I didn’t watch the news for a few days. I heard something about a pipeline getting goofed up but paid zero attention to it. It’s hard to pay attention to the news anymore. It’s never good, tends to be borderline ridiculous, and seems to be on never ending repeat. Anyway, pipeline story. So I went to get gas on my little Daytona Beach island and boom, no gas. I actually put the nozzle in, and was trying to get my card to swipe before I read the message. Fuckers were out of gas. I look over and there is a guy sitting in the back of his pickup truck bed with three big blue barrels. He was waiting for the tanker truck so he could fill them up. Why? I can’t figure that out. I mean, if we actually run out of gas and I mean completely, where are you going to go? Nothing will be open. Nothing. Everyone would be out of gas except for you, but even then, for how long? Are you going to escape to somewhere? Are you worried your lawn is going to get out of control? Just tell me why? I didn’t ask him any of those questions. I would have liked to, but I didn't think about them till later, anyway. So I drove away, went a half a mile down the road and filled up at the next station, no lines, no waiting. Guess the joke was on him. I have a little Honda that gets like amazing gas milage so I won’t need gas for another month. I don’t drive that much. Anyway my point was I need to pay more attention to the news so I don’t shock myself when the next shortage of whatever it is we are going to run out slaps me in the face. Someone said it’s the 70s all over again, I’m not old enough to remember any of that but I’ll take their word for it.
I think these came out pretty good for just goofing around. I had to take them all by myself, nobody around to push the snap button on the phone. Timer and twisty tripod is the method and these pics are the result. Let me know what you think.
Yes, I know I’m a mess in the morning. You ain’t looking too hot yourself at zero dark thirty either. Such is life. I think I used to look OK when I was back in my 20s but that ship has sailed, docked, sailed again and is now sinking. I know this. Hey, at least I’m not waking up looking for my first shot of meth and if I don’t have that it’s off to Ace Hardware for a can of purple spray paint to huff. I like grape flavor, hence the purple. Don’t laugh. I know people who do this. I am watching a big name in porn come apart at the seams as we speak. Porn is not for the fragile and mentally unstable. It eats them up and spits them out without fail every time. Sadly, porn attracts the unstable and broken. I am neither. I am extremely stable and I’m not broken in any sense of the word. I am, however, twisted and that my friend is the only quality acceptable for porn. One doesn’t grow to be twisted. One doesn’t learn to be twisted. You either are or you 're not. There is no in between. Being twisted is not a bad thing. It’s not evil though I suspect there is a version for that. I don’t have that version. I am sexually twisted as I place more emphasis on sex than I do on relationships. To explain that without explaining it… I like your dick a whole lot more than I will ever like you. That is sexually twisted. Is it wrong? Not for me, but I only speak for myself. I am very upfront about what you may or may not get with me so I don’t feel bad when another guy is about to unload his balls inside of me in the Walmart bathroom while my boyfriend is in the car waiting on me. I am an excellent friend but I am an awful significant other. Am I a sex addict? No. Is there really such a thing? I don’t wig out when I can’t get a dick in me. I don’t have to have sex. I want to have sex. I just like to have sex more than most but it doesn’t run, damage, or otherwise lower the quality of my life. If someone loves to play chess, are they an addict? No, they just love to play chess. I love to have sperm dumped inside of me. Half a dozen of one, six of the other. Even if I was a sex addict and massively addicted to porn… I am not willing to change. Fuck, I’m not a sex addict, I just have restless vagina syndrome. It’s a thing. Consider me a pervert, not a sex addict. Sex addicts go to meetings. I go to gang bangs. Even if I was a sex addict, no rehab for me because as we all know, nobody likes a quitter. Last one… get ready for it… I’m not a sex addict, I am simply committed to the cause.
OK, I’ll quit. I am sure I have annoyed you enough for one session. I got my sex meeting to go to… not rehab, just a bunch of guys waiting to breed me properly!
Brooke.
I guess at one point I thought I was doing a good Sharon Stone impression. I must have watched that scene a hundred times. Always wanted to do that for real but never really had the chance, and when I did, I wasn't dressed for the part. Of course I have never been dragged into a room full of cops either, but if I ever was they have to arrest for lewd and lascivious conduct because shit is going to happen!
Here is something you don't see every day. Let me know what you think about this bombastic bouncing good time! @dollyfoxvip @paytonhallxxx @sallydangeloxxx @deauxma
It's Wednesday. Stuck in the middle, hanging around. I can think of worse things to be doing than this! I did this one a while ago, at least three or four months ago but it never found it's way up on here. Probably because I thought it was to tame. I kind of like to do the harder stuff if you know what I mean!
It's wide open Wednesday. No more Hump Day. There is a theme to these photos... they are kind of wide open. https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 Humpday. Hate that term. I rarely get laid on hump day. It seems to be my most unlucky day for getting humped. I should work on that. Change the Karma up or something goofy like that. What’s new. My vagina went penis free last night. In other words, it went vegan. What the fuck guys? If my vagina even gets a whiff of a stiff dick right now, it’s going to need a “ShamWow.” Remember those? I don’t even know what they were or are, but they sure sucked up a lot of puddles on the commercial. So basically what I’m saying is my box needs a cock massage… it’s under a lot of stress right this minute. I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but apparently guys miss signals. If I grab your ass… no matter where we might be… I want to fuck. If I smack your ass… I really want to fuck. I’m not just goofing around. That’s my pussy telling you to do something with it. If I grab your ass in the store… fuck me in the car. Take me in the bathroom, just stick it the fuck in and I will do the rest. I miss the cave dweller days which was like 10 or 15 yrs ago. When guys would say the worst shit and I would smile and grade them on their sexual harassment abilities. The higher the grade, the more likely I would drink their sperm. Ah, the good old days. I like straight men way more than I do gay men. Less competition. I don’t have to be fighting off competition for the hot guy in the room when I’m with straight men. I like straight women more than gay women. They aren’t as needy. I consider myself extremely gay as well as extremely straight. It’s a hard trick to pull off, but I have mastered the craft. It can be frustrating when you have to make a choice between one or the other, but the guys tend to win because cocks do way more wonderful things both visually and physically. I’m going on and on about what I don’t even know anymore. So, there will be at the minimum a blowjob video today, maybe more if I can convince him to do so. I am biting the bullet on this one and I’m doing it for you guys. My pussy is like fuck the camera, just fuck me till I drool jizz. My unselfish side is saying film it, you can always whack yourself off later if you don’t cum. Yes, lets drop the truth bomb. Yes, I do cum when I’m fucking guys for fun and video it. I don’t cum near as hard though. Too much going on. Sometimes shit doesn’t go as planned and I don’t get off, which makes my box very upset. So I finish the job manually afterwards. With that said, I will now give the signal at the end of each video that will tell you if I came. That signal being a thumbs up! If I give no signal, then I did not. I mean, I don’t want to be giving a thumbs down because everyone knows what that means and I don’t want to socially rude. But you will know so there’s that.
How about some unhappy fan reader mail? That’s always good for a chuckle. I posted something on Instagram. Some of you have obviously seen it. It’s me smoking a cigar. That invoked some odd feelings in several fans. Not quite sure why. I will include the picture for your perusal.
Mike writes ”mike_dubbs33”
“Just stop this is painful! Fucking dork”
Yet he still follows me oddly enough. Dork. Is that even a bad thing anymore? I am pretty sure he lives in the area and has been asking me if I have seen his jacked up truck. I could be wrong, but probably not. No, I haven’t seen his jacked up truck. There are a million jacked up trucks here. For fuck’s sake, it’s Daytona Beach… home of the jacked up everything. Now don’t go running to my rescue and try to salvage my feelings from this horrible assault on my fragile emotions. I remember way back when, when Yahoo Messenger was a thing and I used to kick people off the phone just so I could log onto the internet. I used to get upset about such things. Then I realized some of it is actually kind of funny. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you aren’t living your full life. I also realized that the people doing the insulting would get super upset if their insults made me laugh. The more insulting they got, the funnier it became to me. Weird, I know, but honestly, the best part of getting old is you seriously have zero fucks to give for these types of things. Plus, I brought this up because I couldn’t stop laughing last night about the use of “Dork.” I don’t know why it’s funny, but I’m laughing as I type this right now. Did you ever just find something funny and even though other people are like “Hey, weirdo, it’s not that funny.” but you can’t stop laughing anyway? That’s where I was and kind of still am on this one. I mean, this wasn’t the only one I got on this picture. “SnowPiercer69 writes (Hey old hag you look older than the smoke)” I am not quite sure what that means but it seems to lack any effort at all as well as zero in the originality or creative department. I don’t remember tossing insults at anyone randomly, but if I were going to, they would be well thought out and with a touch of pizazz. Just saying. Man, I have wasted five minutes on these ding dongs. Wait. Let me rephrase that. I have wasted five minutes on these “dorks.” That is my new go to word now. “Dork” Let’s bring it back and make it popular again. Thanks, Mike! Two thumbs up, Mr!
Anyway, I am out for this post. I have several posts to put up today, so watch for them!
Brooke.
Hello again. I’m back. I am back perhaps a little too regularly. What’s going on? Not too much. I have a video to make today that involves boxing and cigars, but the weather isn’t collaborating. What does the weather have to do with it, you inquire? The cigar needs to be lit and I don’t want to smoke in my shack. So I have to shoot it on my porch which is screened in and covered, but the breeze drives the rain in and that is going on right now. Hopefully, it ends shortly. So anyhow, that is the start to my day.
So I saw my boy toy from the other day. He had on a truly nice pair of trousers and I tested the zipper out just to establish that it worked. He dropped by on a break from work. I unzipped him and sucked him until he gave up a fat gob of sperm down my esophagus. Not one drop spilled, thank you very much. In fact, I drank him until he was soft and he had zero drippage. That is a proper blowjob in my book. He wanted to fuck, but that didn’t take place. My pussy wanted to fuck, but I want to be the proper servant to his cock and have him make me plead to have him place it inside of me. I love the way thinking about that makes my pussy get massively wet. Wet like that makes the cock slide in so fucking deep! If he doesn’t put it in me tomorrow, I will unquestionably be begging. Some of the best orgasms are those you really fucking wanted but didn’t get them exactly when you wanted them. Just a quick hint. If you ever catch me grinning and staring off into space, I’m most likely thinking about your dick. That frequently takes place after you screw me so good I can actually feel it when I think about it.
Alright guys. Another tip. If you feel the desire to masturbate, that’s lovely. Just let me observe. Its common courtesy. I love watching guys get off on their own. Who doesn't? It’s way cooler than chicks doing it. I mean boneless things become hard and grow way bigger than they should, bodily fluids actually eject for real as in you have no choice in whether the jizz is leaving your balls and geysering out of your dick. Chicks have to do that for show. I’m sure there are a few ladies that have to p!ss themselves when they cum, but for the most part, no. We dribble the genuine stuff. So, don’t be reluctant to let us know when you are feeling like a satisfying whack job, we might do more than just look. I know, I talk for myself and some chicks would judge you a perv, but do you truly want to live with such a prude? It is just jerking off. Every guy on the globe does it. Who really gives a shit if they do? I do my own version of jerking off frequently. It’s fucking awesome! The one thing whoever made us got 100% correct is our capacity to jerk off. Just saying.
They assert, and I don’t know how true it is, that every orgasm is a little piece of death. Seems odd. But, if it’s accurate, lets hit the bedroom and work on murdering each other. Just saying.
Catch you all later!
As promised, a new video with myself, @kenzifoxx and @boydbanksxxx . I had a ton of fun making this video and definitely planning on making more stuff with them both in the future. Both super nice and super squared away, just how I like them! There are some interesting positions going on in this video, so check them out and see what you think! I am going to ask you for some charity tips here, totally optional, but much appreciated, more than you will ever know. So if you can and like the video, please feel free to make me a multi billionaire.
Other things went on this weekend as well. Well, they did on Saturday. Sunday was kind of a porn wash as it was Mother’s day, but not only did I get fucked Saturday afternoon, I got the holy Mother fucked out of me Saturday night as well! I mean this dude dick dazed and leaking fluids from all three holes. When I got home, I still had dried jizz on my face, sperm running out of my box leaving salty trails on my thighs… I was wearing shorts, shorts that also had a big wet spot from the baby batter leaking out of my asshole. I don’t even know what happened… all I know is I want to do it again. That my friends is what I call kicking of “Happy MILF… oops, I mean Happy Mother’s day” correctly. If I had all my parts, I would have definitely been starting my journey as a Mother all over again. He left so much sperm inside of me there was no way I wouldn’t have been bred. This guy is a walking baby factory. If he isn’t careful, he will leave them all over Daytona. Anyway, I don’t really care about that, I only care that he does his best to keep trying to breed me with gallons of his cum. He won’t let me film, he is a legal professional. Worried about his career and all that good stuff. I get it. Still, what is the harm in taking a pic of my destroyed pussy pouring his baby batter out of me? It’s not like someone is going to recognize his jizz. I’m not going to argue, I want to continue being owned by this mans cock so I will keep my jizz covered lips closed about it. I guess he is an alright dude. I paid little attention to what he was saying. I can’t even remember who he said he works for or exactly what he does. I know what his dick does to my pussy though. All kinds of magical things. Then when it’s done there, it sneaks in my ass and dumps a fat, sticky load of jizz in my colon that stays there for the rest of the night. I like that. I like that a lot. I can feel it up in there. Sliding around. A piece of his body that left his testicles and sprayed my insides down with it, coating my guts and making them slippery. Then after talking to me about something that I doubt I even heard after fantastic reaming, he slips it in my mouth and fucked my face till he shot his third load down my gullet. I don’t even know what to say other than I am in love with his cock. I don’t even remember what he really looks like, but I can tell you exactly what his dick looked like down to the pores. He is cumming over later today and I fully expect to be left paralysed by a cock, leaking bodily fluids that are not mine profusely from just about everywhere. It was so good I almost broke down and saw him yesterday, but I found my fortitude and did the “Mother’s Day” thing. I will keep you posted on it.
So, yes, I am lifting my 2019 Ford F250 Pickup. I never knew doing that made me a racist, but I guess I just get up to late in the morning to be part of the woke crowd. I suppose I will have to inform my multi racial kids that I can no longer be part of their life as I am white supremacist. To be fair, they didn’t call me a white supremacist; I added that for effect. For fuck’s sake, people are stupid. Is it possible that a person could just like the style of lifted trucks without making a racial statement? Apparently not. You know, when you die, you don’t know your dead. It’s only upsetting to the people who knew you. Being stupid is the exact same thing. So, when you come up with such an incredibly stupid stance like this, understand that your stupidity, while may not concern yourself, is very upsetting and annoying to everyone else. This person has not been to Jeep Week or Truck Week. Jeep Week is massively multicultural, multiracial, just happy people having fun breaking their Jeeps and buying huge lift kits made to cater to their style and likes. Truck week is not so multiracial, but it is definitely catching up and fast. And guess the fuck what? NOBODY… except tard knocking morons, that is, give one shit about any of that crap. I am not a fool, there is no need to pretend otherwise. I know there are idiots on every side of the issue, but the fact is that the vast majority of complete morons are the ones accusing everyone of everything. So I say to those folks, go fuck yourself in a way not humanly possible. You are not the solution; you are the problem. Sorry about this. I know this is a porn site, you cum here for that, but there are some dip shits in this world whose stupidity and self righteousness truly insults my very being.
Anyway… Happy Monday. Mine will get infinitely better because not only has my lift kit arrived, my fucking partner has confirmed he will lift me to new heights with his dick tonight!
Catch you all later
Love ya
Brooke
So I have new content, but you are going to have to wait till tomorrow to see it in its entirety. With @boydbanksxxx @kenzifoxx Of course it will be free, I don’t do the PPV trick… and it does really feel like a trick because it happened to me. I joined a girls OF because I have a girl crush on her and every fucking message was a PPV thing. She put crap I could see on Twitter or Instagram on her timeline. I didn’t re-sub after that. I feel like I told you a price; you agreed, and you paid, thank you very much by the way, so now it’s time for me to produce the goods for the price I agreed upon. No unlocks or PPV, just the content I agreed to give you. That’s how I feel, anyway. I’m not saying it’s the correct way to do things for everyone, but it feels right to me. So tomorrow I will roll out one of the videos and then later this week the second one, so watch for it!
Hope your day went well today. Mine went pretty damn good. Couldn’t do a bunch of stuff today because today is Mother’s day and if you didn’t know it, I am a Mom. So we did the whole Mother’s Day thing, and that kind of took up a sizeable chunk of the day. Do they know what I do? Absolutely. Do we sit around and talk about it? Of course not. That would be creepy and weird. But they have known for just about ever now. Everyone has kind of known. My neighbors, the people at the bars and restaurants, sometimes I will be in Lowes or Walmart and someone will come up and say hi. That doesn’t happen very often, I am not that well known at all. But occasionally. What kills me are girls who have like a zero following who think they are famous, tweet like they are famous, Instagram like they are famous, and when I talk to them, they tell me they get approached and recognized 10 times a day. Look, I have been out and about with some serious porn chicks, way more successful than me in the world of porn, chicks who, if you watch porn, you know who they are. Miraculously, nobody knows who we are unless we tell them. But somehow these girls who are literally nobody in the scheme of things think they are worldwide and instantly recognizable. I need to find their PR agent. I bet it is BullShit PR Incorporated, I should call them so I can get recognized. Anyway, where the fuck was I going with this before I started bitching about dumb shit. Oh yeah, everybody knows what I do. How does that happen you ask? So it’s really kinda stupid. In my neighborhood here in Daytona Beach it was a guy that lived across the street and he picked up that I was making porn or more like he saw my porn online and he shared it with all the neighbors. He was actually doing it maliciously, but it backfired in his face. The people around me had already known me for the better part of the year, so they had a pretty good idea of who I was. Me making porn or making porn in the past really didn’t seem to bother anybody. Of course I don’t really know what they say behind my back, though I don’t think it’s anything really awful. But it is human nature to want to tell people everything. So as more people knew what I did, the more people recognized me in my neighborhood area. But time has a way of smoothing everything and anywhere I go in Daytona I’ve made plenty of friends who just don’t give a shit whether I suck dick or lick a pussy and share it with everyone online. I won’t lie, the older people do not take well to the information that I enjoy being blasted with sperm for all to see. But then again, old people have always been notorious for not keeping up with the times and being judgmental. As I get older, I find myself doing the same stupid thing, but I try to be as open-minded as I can. Anyway, back to the dingdong that outed me, he ended up being the neighborhood dickhead. And he finally moved out. To be fair, he actually ended up being a pretty nice guy. Most people come around after they find out I am not some drug crazed alcohol fueled party monster. You’re more likely to see me mowing my lawn than doing anything else. I won’t lie, I leave the house in some whacked out outfits and my neighbors let me know they saw me in them. Plus, we hang out a lot, go to bars and restaurants and I don’t dress very conservative at all, but they have all seemed to gotten used to it. So what I’m saying here is that people don’t recognize me because they were avid porn watchers or because I’m a big name but because one dingdong thought it was cool to out me. My family knew many many years ago so really you can’t out me because everyone already knows. I’ve actually had people tell my kids or ask them if they knew I was doing porn. My oldest son one time answered somebody does your wife know that you’re watching her porn? He had no response. My kids were very popular back in the day because not only did they want to come see a real life porn chick, I had lots of other porn chicks showing up at my house. Whenever some hot yung porn chick was at my house, all their friends were there. Now we weren’t doing anything porn related, we were mostly doing paperwork and things like that and just hanging out, but as you might’ve guessed porn chicks don’t always dress in a PG manner. They often walked out of the house in a very hard R ensemble. Hell, I do it myself to this day but then again I live by myself so there’s that. Back then, not so much. It took every penny I had, but my lifestyle afforded them both Master Degrees from well-known universities with little to no college debt. That’s about all they will get from me except for my house when I die and maybe my truck and Jeep if I still have them. I fully plan on spending every penny I have so they won’t have much in inheritance, but I feel like that’s a fair deal. People often ask me if I have any regrets. Zero. The only thing I would’ve changed is I would’ve gotten in porn right after I was legal knowing what I know now. I’ve always had the mental capacity and fortitude to handle the creeps in porn and all the other pitfalls that claim most girls within a couple years. I could’ve done this at a much younger age and more time to enjoy it. Christ, I’m rambling now. Let’s end it here.
Quick update so you don't think I am ignoring you. I am shooting this weekend with Kenzie and a few other guys and I plan on making as much porn as humanly possible. I will post some behind the scenes stuff and try and answer your messages as quickly as possible but don't be shocked if there is a delay. The posts will be short and sweet but should be pretty 🔥 or at least they better be 😜. Anywho....keep an eye out for the updates and let me know what you think ❤️
Some more stuff from the vault!
I find porn people to be snarky. They are not very humble. It seems that they all think they are the absolute hottest thing that ever graced the porn world. I am very self-aware. I understand that there are very beautiful women in the world of porn. I'm talking about real porn. Not the goofy cam girl stuff and the oh look, I'm an only fans content producer type people. I'm talking about the girls that actually make porn. You know the kind of porn I'm talking about. The kind you find on Brazzers. That kind of porn is a lot harder to make than having some dingdong show up at your house to shoot a video. You would think you get paid a lot for that, but in reality you actually don't. Sure you make $1000 sometimes more, but many times it's for 8 to 12 hours worth of work. 8 to 12 hours is a lot of fucking. Then when it's all said and done, you will receive no royalties so you better make that thousand dollars stretch along ways. Back in the day, you could shoot a porn every day. That all ended when the tube sites came around and free porn was everywhere. Now even the top-notch girls are lucky to get two videos a week. It's hard to make a living in Los Angeles on those kinda wages. Which is how OnlyFans, who brilliantly recognized this, came to be. OnlyFans provided these girls away, myself included, to monetize their own content and tie it to their social media. Many have made a mint. I don't but again; I am very self aware. I am not a spring chicken; I say some dumb shit that pisses people off, old enough that I don't give a crap, and I am not everyone's cup of tea. For those of you that I am your cup of tea, I am thrilled to have you. I get up in the morning thinking about what I can give you that will put a smile not only on your face but in your pants as well. I truly do love making you want to stick your dick in me. I consider it a high honor that I was able to get your dick to harden. I hate when girls get pissed that someone sent them a cock pic. I get pissed when I get a cock pic...if it's not hard and I only got one. I really do have to explain this often to folks. Any chick that hates when you send them a picture of their cock is a poser. She wants nothign to do with porn other than collect a check. Even more likely is you are not actually dealing with her. You are dealing with some guy who takes from 20% to 50% of whoever's account they are managing. Be it an agency or boyfriend/husband, I get offers daily. From large porn modeling agencies to porn PR companies. They swear they are going to make me rich. Fuck them. They tell you what porn to make, who to make it for, answer messages anyway they please. Bullshit. You came here for me, me you shall get. The good, the bad, the ugly...but you are getting all me, 100%. Anyway, dick pics. It is very simple. Me being offended at pictures of dicks and balls is like you being offended at pictures of my tits or box. It's absurd. Of course I want to see dicks. I like dicks. I like balls. I roll over laughing every time I see a girl saying how much she loves sucking dick and riding cock but then throws a hissy when someone sends a dick pic. Absolutely bizarre. Unless of course she is lying about everything or some dude is running the account. Again, very bizarre. Good news is, my love of dick and testicles is authentic. Of course I have a thing for tits and pussy as well, but you get the point. Fuck, I'm rambling about nonsense. I must leave this where it is before I get truly weird.
Catch you all later!
So, I found this video on my phone dump, phone dump being when I pulled all the stuff off my phone and put it on a hard drive, and I don't believe I ever put this one up. It is several months old now, and I made it when I was trying to get my goofy trainer to put his penis in me. He never rearranged my guts with his dick, and I gave up trying to get him to do it. I opened this file because I was listening to a friend, a male friend, complain that the girl he wanted to date might be messing around with her personal trainer. He apparently sent her a dick pic. I want a dick pick from a personal trainer. I really do! Some girls just have all the goddamn luck. I'm not going to lie to you, I did sneakily ask what gym she went to. The dirty bastard or did not know. Anyway, I have high hopes that one day that I too will have a personal trainer penis placed deep inside me. Holy hell, I would even accept a damn dick pic. I got this thing about personal trainers. I don't know why, but my vagina craves them incessantly. Same thing with cops. I swear I try to get pulled over just to see if I can get a police cock placed in my mouth. Tell me that wouldn't be fucking outstanding. Maam, you didn't come to a complete stop. You, sir, are very correct. For my punishment I will now remove the sperm from your balls. I know that I would end up masturbating to that for months, if not years. Anyway, enjoy this video while I dig through some more stuff on my computer. Let's see if I can find something decent to put up here tonight.
I will catch you all later
Love you
Brooke
I have more to post today but first the dreaded trip to Walmart... Always so crowded anymore and Publix is double sometimes triple the price so Wally world it is. 😜
So... I had a white dress I wanted to wear, and I thought I would model it for you. I ended up rubbing one out instead. Enjoy and let me know what you think about it! Have more updates planned for later today, so see you then!
So I’m sitting around thinking about dick today. I was thinking about how I was rubbing his cock the other day. When I was doing it really slow and just rubbing the head of it, it kept getting harder and harder. I like the way it felt when his head expanded in my hand. It changed colors and started to get bright red, and if you look at the video, you can see what I mean. What really turned me on was when a little sperm started leaking out of the tip. It made his cock head all slimy and slippery. I wish I had a dick, so I knew what it felt like. I mean, I know what it feels like when a guy rubs my clit with his thumb. The head of a cock looks like it is just filled with so many distinct sensations. There so many places to rub on the head of a cock. I often wonder if each place feels a little bit different. It seems like most guys want me to focus on the head of their cock. Every once in a while I get a guy who just wants me to stroke the shaft. Although now that I think about it, that can’t be totally true. I’ve made guy’s cum just playing with their balls. Now that I think about it, I have also made a guy cum just by tickling the shaft. I think that is one of my favorite ways to make guys cum. It’s actually not as easy as it sounds. The dick bounces around and twitches and does all kinds of weird things when you tickle it. But the reward is worth it when he does cum. When you get his dick past the point of no return, you can let go and it’s like hands-free driving. I love to watch it dance and jerk around all on its own and then suddenly erupt sperm. All that cum shooting out and all I am doing is watching it. Honestly, I think that is one of my biggest turn on’s. I don’t know why, but I love knowing that I can do that to a man’s cock and testicles. I enjoyed fucking that guy yesterday, but what I really wanted to do was make him cum with my hands. When his jizz spurted out and plopped on my face, it was the same temperature as the inside of his testicles and as odd as that actually sounds, that shit turns me on. So I guess what I’m saying is I love to give fucking handjobs. Look, I know that sounds weird, but in the scheme of things it beats the crap out of being hooked on drugs or something like that. I would much rather be yanking on a cock than huffing spray paint or something similar. Drinking jizz has got to be way healthier, don’t you think? Plus, as far as I’m concerned, it’s way more fun. I assure you, the guys who own the cock that I am working on tend to agree. Though I have had some guys in the past actually complain that I spend too much time grabbing their Dick. I can think of worse problems.
Anyway, time for me to go I will catch you all a bit later and I will have some more porn for you as well.
Love you
Brooke
Goofing around with a Samsung Note 10 phone, seeing how the camera works. On the fence. I think my galaxy S21 ultra does better but who knows? I do like the phone as far as phones go. I could get used to the pen. Anyway, I will be bugging you all with weird porn pics in the near future . Let me know what you think!
Yeah, I'm up late. Drank too much caffeine, so this is my punishment. I'll be up all night long now. So if I'm up, then you should be "up" if you know what I mean. Some short videos. See what you think. The dogs were not cooperating during the making of videos. They rarely do. Anyway, let me know what you think. No filters, no goofy editing. Just some short videos of me doing some bizarre shit.
I dropped all the right hints, got naked, saw their erections in their shorts, and still went home with an unfucked pussy. I can’t believe it. They both texted me after I left, wanting me to go out with them… neither knowing the other was texting as well. Fuck these two. I mean, I wanted to fuck them, but now fuck em. They are in their 30s. They know better. I don’t have time for silly games. I swear people throw me for a fucking loop. They could have bred me all night long. Even if they had just let me suck their dicks. I would write a different story this morning. Not even a peek at their cocks. I would have settled for just seeing them. Then text me afterwards, trying to be all sneaky behind their friend’s back. The both of them. They deserve each other. They claim to be best friends. What kind of friend doesn’t stick his dick in the chick sucking his Bro’s cock? Pussy move, if you ask me. I remember sucking 4 guys off in front of 4 other guys. At least three of them had the testicles to do it. One of them couldn’t cum at first, but I sucked his balls in my mouth and he finished nicely just as his 2 other buddies had. Anyway, no boat time with these 2 lame fucks ever again. No time for anything. I think what pisses me off the most is going behind each other backs. They both started their conversation with “Don’t tell so and so I texted you…” Both within minutes of each other. Both asked me to come over to their place. I simply answered both with a simple “No.” Were they pretty boys? Absolutely. I never really thought much about them as people. All I wanted was to get ruined by two fine strapping men. I had visions of leaking sperm for a week. I ended up with two lunky ding dongs who talk the talk but trip and fall when they walk the walk. So, I ended up going home, grabbing a couple neighbors and went out to my fave Mexican joint, got a so so Chimmy, drove around in my Jeep and called it a night. But not before I turned on a video of some hot chick getting DP’d and got busy with myself. By the time it was over I had a vibrator in my cunt and a dildo in my ass, and a short circuited brain from cumming so hard. Man, those two idiots left a good time on the table. That is all I will say about that. Catch you all soon. Have to run to the flea market and run the dogs, then I am making some new stuff to put up. I will take suggestions so feel free to DM or comment on what you might like to see.
Hello everyone, had a good night last night, hope you did as well. Spent it hanging around the Seadrift and The Station. Just goofed around, hanging around good people, had 2 drinks, which is one more than I usually have. Nothing special to report. Oh, yeah, I jerked the driver off on the way home and gave his sperm a new home in my belly. That was it, nothing super duper to report. I rubbed one out because I really didn’t have a choice. I mean I swallowed sticky, thick, jizz that originated from a man’s testicles that I caused to heave a load that traveled through his hard dick and out the head which then went across my tongue, down my throat and into my belly. How could I not rub one out? I don’t know about you, but just the thought of all the things I cause to happen to a man’s dick and balls is a massive turn on. Just the mechanics of it are amazing. Taking something from your body and making it mine is exciting. Anyway, no dick pushing my insides around last night, but that may change today. I am going out on a boat with a few guys and will admit it. I am not above getting the soul fucked out of me by both of them. Will it happen? I don’t know. Do I want it to happen? My chair is getting wet as I type this out. What do you think? Of course I want it to happen! But again, getting two guys to get naked and fuck in front of each other is way easier said than done. Guys get embarrassed when their dick gets hard in front of other guys. I do not know why. It may be a size thing. Which, so you know, is the last thing I am thinking about when dicks are out and about and ready to do things to me. So with all that said, I present the Boat blow. It was at a private lake in NC; I had the entire damn thing to myself. I guess it was more of a pond, but it was so fucking big it was unbelievable. You could waterski for like 5 minutes before you had to turn around. I used to be good at waterskiing, even did barefoot a little. I was pretty damn good a kneeboarding, but I guess one would figure that if you know what I mean! I did all kinds of kinky shit whenever I could get out there. So this guy had a pontoon boat as well and we would fuck on it all the time. He let me film the end blowjob… we had already fucked and gave my pussy a workout with a good cum ending. He didn’t finish, which is awesome. I call that situation my “having my cake and eating it to” scenario. It’s one of my favorite fuck routines. Get fucked, cum, finish the guy with my mouth and taste the jizz for my efforts. Anyway, enjoy the video, I plan on getting you more from today but it will be later this afternoon so keep an eye out for it. https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
Love ya
Brooke!
Here's a quick little update to how my favorite day of the week is starting 😜 I'll try to get another update later today. Hope your all enjoying your Friday so far, maybe this will help make your Workday go by faster 😁😈
Catch you all later 💋
