I’m so excited! It looks like Trump is OUT! This is my celebratory dance/twerk/strip. I even pop a balloon with my thighs, and I’m so excited by the prospect of that clementine colored petulant, bellicose, spoiled lying plutocrat leaving the White House that I have to get myself off! THIS IS HAPPY CELEBRATION PORN!
(Before I get the emails: if you’re pissed that I’m political/anti-Trump, you clearly don’t know who I am or what I’m about.)
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EDIT: hah, totally didn’t notice when I was editing that you could see my wig slipping off! 🙈🙈🙈 Clearly I was so excited I literally flipped my wig! Guess I should secure it next time! Is this awkward? Yup. Is the dancing good? Not by any stretch of the imagination. But it’s a celebration dance! Who cares!
Hey guys!
I’m having some trouble with my internet tonight, so tbd on that live show tonight, I’m so sorry!
However, I WILL be going live Sunday night with a special guest! Stay tuned.
Had a couple of requests for black and white recently, so here are some monochrome nudes! I hope you like them ❤️❤️ Tip any amount over $3 to get the rest of these in your inbox.
I’m not an extrovert. I like quiet corners and intimate conversations, not loud, raucous parties and a sea of faces. I prefer one on one conversation and connection. I’m an emotional burrower.
I have a habit of digging into someone emotionally until I get to the core of who they are. It puts some people off in a big way, and emotionally guarded people tend not to like me very much. It’s not something I do maliciously and it’s not something I was conscious of until recently. I get under peoples’ skin. I don’t mean to, I just don’t know how not to do it. I’m not good at surface stuff. I never have been. I’m absolutely lousy at small talk, and networking events or light parties filled with people I don’t know make me incredibly nervous. I stutter and I stammer, and I never know what to talk about or when to end a conversation with someone new- or even HOW to end a conversation. It’s not that I’m not interested in other people’s jobs or their favorite tv shows- I mean, I try to be. I just don’t know how to converse about that stuff, other than smiling or nodding or making appropriate sympathy noises. I’m just too…personal of a person.
But that worked in my favour at the club. See, even though I was a lousy dancer, I was an excellent stripper. Put me one on one with a customer and I’d unravel their twisty bits, the things that really made them tick, all raw and honest and a genuine connection, even if it was a connection predicated by commerce.
I met some amazing people. I love stories. If we weren’t in a capitalist society, I’d be happy to be paid in tales. Humans are so fascinating - tiny tiny specks of dust in the universe containing galaxies inside of us.
Here’s a set inspired by those VIP room talks, and the nudity that went along with it. You may not be able to physically feel my closeness, but across miles or borders or oceans, you’re welcome in my virtual VIP room any time.
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I was late to Game of Thrones, but I really loved the Mother of Dragons. I really related to Daenarys Targaryen, and I feel like the season finale did her very dirty. Speaking of dirty, I don’t know if I could be more revealing than the show itself was, but I aim to try in this sexy nude set. Check your inbox or tip over $10.99 on this post to get the full nearly 40 pic set of me naked in nature!
Note to mods: this was shot with permission in a private backyard
🎶 Don't stay awake for too long
Don't go to bed
I'll make a cup of coffee for your head
I'll get you up and going out of bed🎶
Here’s a Desperate Housewives set.
I’m really proud of how my self photography is coming. This is a GORGEOUS set.
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Here they are, my sweet little pumpkins - my Zatanna costume pics! Eseht lliw ekam uoy drah sa a kcor sa uoy hctaw em ekat ti lla ffo rof uoy! Enjoy, my babies!
Hey, hotties! Are you into Mortal Kombat? You want to see Mileena and Kitana go head to head for a battle to the little death? (That’s an old turn of phrase that means orgasm.) I recorded a private skype with @katemaxx and we go head to head as we strip out of our Mortal Kombat costumes and see who can hold off on orgasm longest as we grind our magic wands! FINISH HER! (Spoiler alert: we DO.)
Mutual masturbation for the win!
MORTAL KOOOOMMMBAT: CLITORAL ANNIHILATION!
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MORTALLLL KOMMMBBAAATTT!
I used to love playing Kitana, and I’m so excited to do it IRL in this 40+ pic photo set!
POV: you’ve asked Kitana over for Netflix and chill, but she says she’ll fuck you if you beat her at Strip Mortal Kombat.
Not only do you win, but you use your finishing move...Mortal Kombat...SENSUALITY!
Kitana is overcome with lust and poses for you, begging you to take her right then and there.
God why am I such a cheese ball loser, and why does that work for me as a career move?
WHO CARES, ‘CAUSE IM HAVING FUN AND GETTING NAKEDDDD
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TOMORROW NIGHT! 9 pm EST/6 PM PST! I’m going LIVE with @katemaxx remotely - we’re going to start with recording our podcast, It’s A Pleasure, and then the fun begins! Don’t miss out!
Time for a little Bedtime Story!
Have you seen Hysterical Literature, where they use magic wands on porn stars as they read lit? Then you’ll love this!
Watch me try to keep my composure as I read a passage from one of my all-time favourite books of erotica, Anaïs Nin’s Delta of Venus, all under the spell of my Magic Wand! (It’s a lesbian threesome scene, and it’s definitely one of the hottest sections in the book, one I’ve gotten off to several times.)
Will I make it to the end of the passage, or will I crack under pressure and start screaming obscenities that might make the neighbours call the police as I climax in the middle of story time?
You’ll have to watch to find out!
Plus it’s in black and white as per the original Hysterical Literature, so you can feel artsy AF as you get off to me getting off!
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I found one of my favourite lingerie sets, stashed in a bag I’d brought home from Brass during the brief window when it was open and I could be a dancer again. It’d been sitting alone in my locker, making friends with broken shoes, old makeup wipes and discarded lipstick.
I miss dancing. I’m not a good dancer, as maybe you’ve seen, but that never seemed to matter.
A flash of a smile, a meeting of the eyes, and a quick conversation and I’d be going home happy, my little stripper purse barely closing around the crumpled $20 bills hastily given to me in a darkened room before they abandoned me to join their friends, crowing about their experience or glaringly secretive about our time together.
There’s an honesty in a lap dance. Each one of you, owing nothing to the other but transaction, can be whatever version of yourself you’d like. The dancer is your therapist, your girlfriend for four minutes at a time, and I’ve gotten some amazing stories from those moments between us.
And as a writer, more than money, stories are more precious to me than gold or jewels or expensive bags.
I miss the club. I’ve missed these bits of lace and elastic. And I miss the stories they used to hear.
Over 30 photos in this photoset! Check your inbox or tip over $9.99 on this post if you want in on this action. Workout video tonight, and if we can raise $150 on this tonight I’ll release an extra special video inspired by Hysterical Literature for FREE!
Hey! I miss the strip club, do you?
I shot you a little POV lap dance to bring the strip club right to your door! Tip $13.99 or more on this post or check your inbox for the full vid!
Those of you that watched my Live last week saw @katemaxx PRANK ME while I was in the bath, LIVE! (If you missed it, DM us for both sides of the video!) You noticed at the end I gave her the kiss of death (more like the make out of death) and told her that This Means War. Well, I make good on my promises, and this started a super fun, super weird, very porny-themed prank war all week!
This time out, I play arts and crafts with her sex toys. Her reaction is priceless! Check your inbox or tip $4.99 or more on this post for the vid!
I WASHED THE PAINT OFF AND MADE A BIG DAMN MESS! Check out this shower vid where I get even MORE covered in wet paint, looking like Venom and I got frisky - and then I have to bend over and clean the tub and you get a GREAT view as I do. Tip $8.99 on this post or check your messages for this one!
