❤️VALENTINE’S DATE TIPS FOR MEN ❤️ If you have a Valentine’s..

❤️VALENTINE’S DATE TIPS FOR MEN ❤️ If you have a Valentine’s date tomorrow, follow my tips before/during your date to help it go more smoothly! 1. Trim your fingernails. And your toenails (especially if you think you’ll take off your socks). There is no bigger turn off than meeting a guy and seeing that he has talons. Long fingernails don’t pair well with vaginas. 2. Shave your balls. You can just trim the rest, but please, shave your balls. No one wants to go down on a guy just to end up flossing their teeth with pubes. Most women already floss once a day. 3. Bring your own condoms. Many women aren’t anti-condom like I am. If you rely on her to have condoms, they probably won’t fit your dick properly and will cause issues. 4. BRING LUBE. The whole “if you have to use lube she’s not wet enough” thing is a MYTH. Lube ALWAYS makes sex better, no matter how wet the girl is. Please do not EVER use spit as lube unless the girl asks you to. Women’s vaginas are picky with bacteria and this is just asking for an infection. 5. Don’t drink too much. Some women take it personally when a guy has boner issues, even if it’s not their fault! I know dicks have a mind of their own 😕 6. Eat her pussy before she sucks your dick. This will set you up to receive amazing treatment the rest of the evening. 7. If you’re trying to get kinky, make sure you have a discussion about boundaries before getting started. I know this seems like it might kill the mood, but in the end it will make it better! 8. If you’re expecting prostate stimulation, please, for the love of all things holy, PREP! I had a bad experience recently with a rando whom I was planning to peg... never again 🤦🏻‍♀️ 9. If your partner likes being choked, squeeze the SIDES of her neck. Do not put pressure on her trachea! 10. If all else fails and your date turns out to be a flop, know that I’m here to fulfill all of your deepest desires ❤️😈 You know where to find me if you need me!