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So, this week (actually last week lol) I somehow got wrangle..

So, this week (actually last week lol) I someho

On CB now to take the Sony for a test drive, but it might be..

On CB now to take the Sony for a test drive, bu

Two very important pieces of news:1.) MY SONY IS BACK! 2.) W..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) M

Two very important pieces of news:1.) After a persuasive let..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) A

Today’s stream: aiming for 3pm pacific!!!

Today’s stream: aiming for 3pm pacific!!!

Two very important pieces of news:1.) More readings of Dracu..

Two very important pieces of news:

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On CB now!!

On CB now!!

Next stream: Sunday! (I’m thinking afternoonish)

Next stream: Sunday! (I’m thinking afternoonish

Two very important pieces of news:1.) SATURDAY STREAM 💦 2.) ..

Two very important pieces of news:

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On CB now!

On CB now!

Camera update: I’ve shipped off my Sony for diagnostics/repa..

Camera update: I’ve shipped off my Sony for diagnostics/repair, but I’ll be back on cam Sunday with the old school Logitech 😎 get ready to go lofi bb

Seems like my streaming camera ports may be dead 😭 💔 Doing m..

Seems like my streaming camera ports may be dead 😭 💔 Doing more research and will let you guys know

Two very important pieces of news:1.) Wednesday afternoon st..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) Wednesday afternoon stream! Crocheting more granny squares, but we'll see if you can successfully distract me lol.

2.) New PPV coming this week :o)

🚨STREAM ALERT🚨 Sunday, 11:11am pacificThere’s a tiny chance ..

🚨STREAM ALERT🚨 Sunday, 11:11am pacific

There’s a tiny chance that a special secret prop will arrive on time for a fuck machine show lol

EDIT: might be more like 1:11pm lol

CROCHET + ANAL THANKS TO NICK FUCKELBACC AND NUN 🧶🍑🧶🍑🧶🍑I’ll ..

CROCHET + ANAL THANKS TO NICK FUCKELBACC AND NUN 🧶🍑🧶🍑🧶🍑

I’ll be tackling the ever-intimidating granny squares with a vibrating buttplug in my tuchus, so you’ll probably see me yelling at yarn if you get there early enough 🫡

STREAM ALERT: Wednesday at 11:11am pacific!First mid-week st..

STREAM ALERT: Wednesday at 11:11am pacific!

First mid-week stream in a WHILE!

It’ll be a casual crochet stream, but….. if this post total reaches $111 before the stream…….. I’ll log on with tip-activated buttplug lol (Note: THE SMALL ONE! MY BHOLE NOT READY FOR THE BIG ONE!)

Two very important pieces of news:Next stream: breaking the ..

Two very important pieces of news:

Next stream: breaking the Sunday habit with SATURDAY! (I will debut the new bigger buttplug if someone sends me an Amazon giftcard for it before then! Details on wishlist lol)

Birthday(ish) stream: 🎁 SUNDAY THE 22ND 🎂

Next stream: SUNDAY AFTERNOONISHLibido has been pretty high ..

Next stream: SUNDAY AFTERNOONISH

Libido has been pretty high lately so there’s a pretty good chance of Horny Happenings™️

Stream alert: SUNDAY! (afternoonish!)Tipping on this post wi..

Stream alert: SUNDAY! (afternoonish!)

Tipping on this post will increase the chance of INCREDIBLY EROTIC EVENTS, such as testing my new lube syringe (for anal prep lol)

$111 tip total: stream from the fan-favorite stairwell!
$222 tip total: stream from the fan favorite stairwell.... WITH VIBRATING BLUTTPUG

EDIT: GOAL MET IN THE FIRST HOUR 😭😭😭
Me and my vibrating butt will see you Sunday in the stairwell 🫡

Hangout on cb today at 10amish pacific! Chats + a pussy asmr..

Hangout on cb today at 10amish pacific! Chats + a pussy asmr repeating goal 🔮

Wax: a rip-roaring success. Heart-shaped pube patch: sliiiig..

Wax: a rip-roaring success. Heart-shaped pube patch: sliiiightly less successful lol. Unlock only if you want to see my paltry pussy goatee 😭

Two very important pieces of news:1.) WAX WON THE MINI-POLL!..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) WAX WON THE MINI-POLL! Appointment booked for tomorrow (Thursday) morning. Possible novelty shape impending. Ty to all voters and special thanks to my pussy patron Nun💦

2.) EDIT: results debut stream will be either Thursday or Friday! Keep your eyes peeled for a stream notification 👀

You guys—just got a notification that my OF might be deactiv..

You guys—just got a notification that my OF might be deactivated due to vulgar jokes I’ve made via voice message lmao. If I do disappear, pls email OF support to get me reinstated! THE INJUSTICE 😭😭😭 I’m a good goil I swear 🥺🥺🥺

Edit: I think it’s an auto-flagging system based upon use of certain banned key words. If OF could only make a human listen they would see that I’m just spitting comedy gold bb 😭😭😭 not contraband!!

STEPBWO! Do you secretly follow me here???If so 1.) Thank yo..

STEPBWO! Do you secretly follow me here???
If so 1.) Thank you again for the granny bag off my wishlist that turned me into a power bottom and
2.) Slide into my DMs and tell me about the crazy shit that goes down at AVN 😭😭😭😭 I MUST KNOW

Edit: stepbwo is someone’s cb username—I do not have a stepbrother lmao

🧚STREAM SCHEDULE💦Practically definite: Sunday afternoon! Vie..

🧚STREAM SCHEDULE💦

Practically definite:
Sunday afternoon! Viewer count goal for vibrating buttplug :o)

Tentative:
Tuesday afternoon! Muted under-the-table angle writing stream. See if you can distract me from my expressions of genius etc etc lol

Online now! Was trying to make the bhole GIF for the PPV but..

Online now! Was trying to make the bhole GIF for the PPV but am momentarily defeated lol. WILL BE SENDING THAT OUT LATER THOUGH, LORD WILLING 🙏🏿🙏🏿

Two very important pieces of news:1.) I will attempt to send..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) I will attempt to send a PPV of my b-hole soon. If I’ve forgotten how to do it and you accidentally receive an unpaywalled GIF of my glossy asshole, please do not sue me for unsolicited asshole exposure!
2.) Hangout stream on CB Thursday afternoon 🐵

Testing the hypnotic power of my recent locked post preview ..

Testing the hypnotic power of my recent locked post preview by posting it here. Also, TWISTER STREAM IS LIVE! Anyone early can help me work out some tech kinks lol. EDIT: NO MORE TWISTER EVER AGAIN but I loved the stream we did in place of that 😭😭😭😭 hahaha

Two very important pieces of news:1.) Twister stream Sunday ..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) Twister stream Sunday afternoon. Me vs all of you. Stakes will be HIGH. WHO SHALL PREVAIL?

2.) Secret tip menu item for CB fan club:

If you have a green username and tip 69 tokens, tiddies will appear. Secret tiddies. 🤫

Boobs are swollen and sensitive so it’s the perfect time to ..

Boobs are swollen and sensitive so it’s the perfect time to make content lol. 4+ minutes of closeup spitty nipple teasing incomingggg! (Look for the locked post)