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Hangout on cb today at 10amish pacific! Chats + a pussy asmr..

Hangout on cb today at 10amish pacific! Chats + a pussy asmr repeating goal 🔮

Wax: a rip-roaring success. Heart-shaped pube patch: sliiiig..

Wax: a rip-roaring success. Heart-shaped pube patch: sliiiightly less successful lol. Unlock only if you want to see my paltry pussy goatee 😭

Two very important pieces of news:1.) WAX WON THE MINI-POLL!..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) WAX WON THE MINI-POLL! Appointment booked for tomorrow (Thursday) morning. Possible novelty shape impending. Ty to all voters and special thanks to my pussy patron Nun💦

2.) EDIT: results debut stream will be either Thursday or Friday! Keep your eyes peeled for a stream notification 👀

You guys—just got a notification that my OF might be deactiv..

You guys—just got a notification that my OF might be deactivated due to vulgar jokes I’ve made via voice message lmao. If I do disappear, pls email OF support to get me reinstated! THE INJUSTICE 😭😭😭 I’m a good goil I swear 🥺🥺🥺

Edit: I think it’s an auto-flagging system based upon use of certain banned key words. If OF could only make a human listen they would see that I’m just spitting comedy gold bb 😭😭😭 not contraband!!

STEPBWO! Do you secretly follow me here???If so 1.) Thank yo..

STEPBWO! Do you secretly follow me here???
If so 1.) Thank you again for the granny bag off my wishlist that turned me into a power bottom and
2.) Slide into my DMs and tell me about the crazy shit that goes down at AVN 😭😭😭😭 I MUST KNOW

Edit: stepbwo is someone’s cb username—I do not have a stepbrother lmao

🧚STREAM SCHEDULE💦Practically definite: Sunday afternoon! Vie..

🧚STREAM SCHEDULE💦

Practically definite:
Sunday afternoon! Viewer count goal for vibrating buttplug :o)

Tentative:
Tuesday afternoon! Muted under-the-table angle writing stream. See if you can distract me from my expressions of genius etc etc lol

Online now! Was trying to make the bhole GIF for the PPV but..

Online now! Was trying to make the bhole GIF for the PPV but am momentarily defeated lol. WILL BE SENDING THAT OUT LATER THOUGH, LORD WILLING 🙏🏿🙏🏿

Two very important pieces of news:1.) I will attempt to send..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) I will attempt to send a PPV of my b-hole soon. If I’ve forgotten how to do it and you accidentally receive an unpaywalled GIF of my glossy asshole, please do not sue me for unsolicited asshole exposure!
2.) Hangout stream on CB Thursday afternoon 🐵

Testing the hypnotic power of my recent locked post preview ..

Testing the hypnotic power of my recent locked post preview by posting it here. Also, TWISTER STREAM IS LIVE! Anyone early can help me work out some tech kinks lol. EDIT: NO MORE TWISTER EVER AGAIN but I loved the stream we did in place of that 😭😭😭😭 hahaha

Two very important pieces of news:1.) Twister stream Sunday ..

Two very important pieces of news:

1.) Twister stream Sunday afternoon. Me vs all of you. Stakes will be HIGH. WHO SHALL PREVAIL?

2.) Secret tip menu item for CB fan club:

If you have a green username and tip 69 tokens, tiddies will appear. Secret tiddies. 🤫

Boobs are swollen and sensitive so it’s the perfect time to ..

Boobs are swollen and sensitive so it’s the perfect time to make content lol. 4+ minutes of closeup spitty nipple teasing incomingggg! (Look for the locked post)

90% chance of Twister stream on Monday afternoon!A little ru..

90% chance of Twister stream on Monday afternoon!

A little run down on the basics for those who haven't played:

you spin the board with tokens

the goals are compromised of points, and every time I slip (or put my hand/foot on the wrong circle) you guys get a point!

More spins = greater likelihood of points!

Tomorrow's ultimate goal will be: return of the prodigal vibrating buttplug lol

AND I'm thinking of adding some tip menu items for sabotage....

Like a tip menu item to make me change into slippery fishnet stockings lol

Stream alert: Thursday afternoon! Edit: due to current hormo..

Stream alert: Thursday afternoon! Edit: due to current hormones I’m thinking there’s a teeny chance of fuck machine lol.

i’ve got my pearl earrings… but where’s my pearl necklace? 😏

i’ve got my pearl earrings… but where’s my pearl necklace? 😏

i’ll be on for a little christmas eve stream! 3:33pm pst 🎄💦

i’ll be on for a little christmas eve stream! 3:33pm pst 🎄💦

well hot damn! the previous post was flagged due to the capt..

well hot damn! the previous post was flagged due to the caption violating TOS (wtf) so i’m posting again without it… i guess a well-oiled ass kind of speaks for itself anyway lol

see you saturday @ 3:33pm pst 👅

see you saturday @ 3:33pm pst 👅

big black boots + bordello couch = a damn good coom

big black boots + bordello couch = a damn good coom

Cb Password: BOOTYNUT42069 JOIN NOW FOR COOM edit: that wa..

Cb Password: BOOTYNUT42069 JOIN NOW FOR COOM edit: that was hot. Posting tomorrow here ♥️

PUBE POLL UPCOMING! If you have strong feelings about pubes,..

PUBE POLL UPCOMING! If you have strong feelings about pubes, you will NOT want to miss this. Aiming for shortly after the holidays/start of the yearish, so if anyone is fiercely determined to be there, message me the dates you think would be good for you and we’ll settle on a date 🔜 ☺️ I’m thinking I might allow the results of the poll to last up to half a year lol.

A scene from last night's stream: mood lighting, boob slimi..

A scene from last night's stream: mood lighting, boob sliming, dildoing... all topped with the ever elusive knee makeout 💋

Like this post if you would spot me during hoga 🥹 lol

Like this post if you would spot me during hoga 🥹 lol

I hope you're all getting your pre-hoga stretches in!

I hope you're all getting your pre-hoga stretches in!

Hoga stream for joanlyfans at 11:11am pst!🧘‍♀️ Password wil..

Hoga stream for joanlyfans at 11:11am pst!🧘‍♀️ Password will be: HOGA_4_RHOID_BOIS

Reminder: Rosemary's Baby with between chapter spanks tonigh..

Reminder: Rosemary's Baby with between chapter spanks tonight! 4pm pst. My rump is ready.

Rosemary's Spank Bank Thursday at 4pm pst! Spanking myself b..

Rosemary's Spank Bank Thursday at 4pm pst! Spanking myself between reading chapters of Rosemary Baby--HT gets to decide if we do book or paddle spanks lol

Cliterature Club Thursday at 4pm PST! I've got a hardback of..

Cliterature Club Thursday at 4pm PST! I've got a hardback of Rosemary's Baby so you KNOW I mean business.

I've had a couple of whirlwind weeks, but I'm baaaack!

I've had a couple of whirlwind weeks, but I'm baaaack!

Wow. These photos got auto-flagged for banned content when I..

Wow. These photos got auto-flagged for banned content when I tried to post them a minute ago, so I drew a dick over the issue in question lol. I SHALL PERSEVERE, BB!!! Moral of the story: if you have a problem, draw a dick on it ♥️

Wednesday plan: online by noon pst :) Also of note: current..

Wednesday plan: online by noon pst :) Also of note: current HT of October is avocado toast king Feanor at 1,001 tokens—he made me shout AVOCADO TOAST when I came in my last stream lmfaoooo. Inspired by yesterday, I unsuccessfully tried to acquire avocado toast today, so we’ll see if this is an ongoing tension in my life 🥑 🍞