Only thing better than wearing a scuba wetsuit to work is ta..
Only thing better than wearing a scuba wetsuit
2025-08-19 21:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post
chad-bod posts
Quick clip of some pushups in the park. This occurred on Sun..
Quick clip of some pushups in the park. This oc
2025-06-23 16:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostSummers are sweltering in the south, but my natural fur coat..
Summers are sweltering in the south, but my nat
2025-06-16 19:15:50 +0000 UTC View PostProductivity is a critical component in a self-actualized li..
Productivity is a critical component in a self-actualized life, and an important part of productivity is efficient multi-tasking. Therefore, it is unproductive to NOT have a shower beer. This message brought to you by me drinking a shower beer.
2025-05-13 22:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostSample clips of a video from the time I was feeling the way ..
Sample clips of a video from the time I was feeling the way that I was feeling myself. That time was yesterday, and that video is in its full two minute glory (is glory the right word?) on my VIP page. But otherwise, this sample is nice, I hope. Observe and enjoy, in that order, amen
2025-04-13 03:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostLifting heavy stuff while naked is just one of things I brin..
Lifting heavy stuff while naked is just one of things I bring to the table. As soon as I figure out what the other things are, you’ll be the first to know. I mean, I’ll technically be the first to know, as I am the one to have figured it out, but you’ll be next. Pinky swearsies.
2025-03-31 16:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostQuestion: what do we think of neck stubble? We all love a go..
Question: what do we think of neck stubble? We all love a good, well-maintained beard— this is holy writ— but when the neck stubble is running a little wild, is that rakish and sexy, or disheveled and unkempt?
2025-03-20 18:37:39 +0000 UTC View PostFinished product, in stores now, while supplies last!
Finished product, in stores now, while supplies last!
2025-03-08 20:26:39 +0000 UTC View PostHalf and half for comparison! CHOOSE YOUR PREFERENCE— would ..
Half and half for comparison! CHOOSE YOUR PREFERENCE— would you choose beard, stubble, or are you crazy like me and kinda want both at the same time?
2025-02-28 20:32:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe beard-tastic “before” pic 😎
The beard-tastic “before” pic 😎
2025-02-27 22:31:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’m brushing up on looking down, I’m working on my roar
I’m brushing up on looking down, I’m working on my roar
2025-02-25 21:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostJust a tease, because I’m teasy like Sunday morning
Just a tease, because I’m teasy like Sunday morning
2025-02-21 03:35:10 +0000 UTC View PostThis just in: my beard. My beard is in. Should I let it keep..
This just in: my beard. My beard is in. Should I let it keep going, or chop it down?
2025-02-10 02:38:53 +0000 UTC View PostJust a couple of cheeky pull-ups in the park 💪
Just a couple of cheeky pull-ups in the park 💪
2025-02-04 22:36:08 +0000 UTC View PostThose pesky hearts, always getting in the way! Wanna see beh..
Those pesky hearts, always getting in the way! Wanna see behind it? There’s a VIP page for that now!
2025-01-27 18:46:25 +0000 UTC View PostHand exploring the chest and then heading south to cause tro..
Hand exploring the chest and then heading south to cause trouble 😎 If you want to see where it goes (and exactly what it gets up to), I just uploaded the full video on my VIP page. And let me tell you, it’s not only rom-coms that have happy endings 😉
2025-01-25 21:11:20 +0000 UTC View PostYour coconuts make me go nuts, as they say in Puerto Rico. I..
Your coconuts make me go nuts, as they say in Puerto Rico. I assume that’s what they’re saying, anyway; I don’t speak Spanish.
2025-01-24 22:03:42 +0000 UTC View PostShorn and shredded in 2022, doing pull-ups in the past for y..
Shorn and shredded in 2022, doing pull-ups in the past for you to presently view 😎
2025-01-24 03:48:21 +0000 UTC View PostShower selfies are the currency of a generation. I don’t eve..
Shower selfies are the currency of a generation. I don’t even know who I am without them. I mean, I know who I am, but life is a little more drab without showfies. I am coining the word, let’s spread it like fire.
2025-01-19 19:02:17 +0000 UTC View PostHirsute and humbled by the storm. Or something. Definitely t..
Hirsute and humbled by the storm. Or something. Definitely the hirsuite part. And the storm is real. But being humble sounds overrated. Pass.
2025-01-16 20:06:23 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my thinking pose, reserved for the thinking and thun..
This is my thinking pose, reserved for the thinking and thunking of profound thoughts only. Thoughts like, “don’t only boomers say words like thunking?” And, “wait, are millennials wresting the word thunking into the mainstream?” And, maybe, “who’d have thunk that possible oh god now I’m saying it.”
2025-01-13 07:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostPro tip: if you go to Mexico and tattoo that it is your birt..
Pro tip: if you go to Mexico and tattoo that it is your birthday on your ass cheek, it is legally your birthday every single day that your ass sees the light of day. For me, that is most days. Happy birthday, Chad!
2025-01-11 20:46:49 +0000 UTC View PostArmpit hair… do you like it trimmed, or prefer it wild? Is i..
Armpit hair… do you like it trimmed, or prefer it wild? Is it better tamed or untamed? Inquiring minds (namely mine) want to know.
2025-01-10 06:12:02 +0000 UTC View PostBacks don’t get enough appreciation, and neither do the tops..
Backs don’t get enough appreciation, and neither do the tops of butts. Backs and butt-tops are the posts of the future and we all need to just get on board. Are you on board?
2025-01-09 08:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostEven guys with excessively neat swim trunks get lost once in..
Even guys with excessively neat swim trunks get lost once in awhile. Wasn’t there supposed to be a nude beach around here somewhere?
2025-01-07 05:39:50 +0000 UTC View PostMerry so and so and happy et cetera, friends! If you wished ..
Merry so and so and happy et cetera, friends! If you wished for a bunch of new upcoming content then you’re in luck because it exists and it is, in fact, upcoming. Possible collab with Santa Claus coming soon as well, but he hasn’t gotten back to me on that yet. Happy unwrapping, wink wink
2024-12-24 15:30:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s wintery times again— even though I’m in Puerto Rico rig..
It’s wintery times again— even though I’m in Puerto Rico right now so it doesn’t feel like it— and that means it’s time to consider growing out the winter coat! To grow, or not to grow?
2024-12-16 02:16:07 +0000 UTC View PostAny hot tub can be a Hot Tub Time Machine if we concede that..
Any hot tub can be a Hot Tub Time Machine if we concede that time moving forward at its standard linear pace is a form of time travel. I have no choice but to assume you have no objections to this and therefore here is my very own Hot Tub Time Machine!
2023-03-24 07:39:07 +0000 UTC View PostPosing and flexing and the such. The fence is very intimidat..
Posing and flexing and the such. The fence is very intimidated.
2023-03-17 10:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
