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2021-01-09 16:15:30 +0000 UTC View Post

My last post of the night, I am on my way to get a belly ful..

My last post of the night, I am on my way to get a belly full of hot and delicious sperm. Well I will probably get a colon full of sperm as I am in that kind of a mood. I am so looking forward to sticking my ass in the air and letting his dick just take it and make it its own personal cum dumpster. Fuck that sounds good so with that I am off to see a guy's penis about a load of jizz. Let you know how it went tomorrow 🍆😜. Catch up with you later and have a great night ♥️♥️

2021-01-08 23:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post

So what do you think, do I make a good chick with a dick? I..

So what do you think, do I make a good chick with a dick? I think I do! I know... very scary. If only there was a magic pill that could taken and boom... I am sporting that monster! You guys would be trouble! Mostly because I would want to use on you! Just kidding... kind of. Anyway a quick video to make me feel better about not shooting a new porn today. I wanted to but I wanted to get fucked tonight more and I want to be fresh and tight when I do it! Enjoy and let me know what you think 😜🍆😜

2021-01-08 20:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Heres a few pics for you with @xxxjnc , hope you enjoy them..

Heres a few pics for you with @xxxjnc , hope you enjoy them. I took them last night, kind of had a gay date thing going on. No filters, no bullshit editing. I had to convince her not to and I think I made a believer out of her. It’s funny to see how uncomfortable people get when they don’t use filters and editing to post pics. It’s like they are going out with their hair and makeup done. I keep baseball hats around for such occasions. Besides, I think I look good all beat up. Like I said before, the female version of Bruce Willis with a hangover… except I don’t get hangovers, I just look like I do. Anyway. Had a good gay day yesterday. It’s good to go gay now and then. Most, and I mean just about all, girls who do girl girl porn pretty much wash their mouth out with Listerine when they are done and head right back to their dude. The term “Gay for Pay” came from that. I found out quickly that it’s a no no to try to move in on porn chicks who shoot girl on girl porn. They look at you like your some kind of freak. Once the camera stops, so do the gay inclinations. Now, I have zero problems with that. We all make our money however we make our money. What bugs me is all the seriously hot chicks who I want to follow around like a puppy aren’t gay. It’s all a dirty trick, dammit! The real gay chicks… and I’m not trying to be rude, aren’t on the same level as these porn chicks are, if you know what I mean. I am very visual, looks drive my vagina. Visually, porn chicks have no competition, but again, they aren’t fucking gay! It’s a cruel world. I made a move on a rather popular porn chick and she actually called me a fag. I didn’t know that was a thing anymore, but OK. I mean technically, according to the definition of the term, I am a fag. Fag Hag may be more appropriate in this case, but now we are just splitting hairs. Was I upset? Maybe because I really liked her. She made all the right moves and said all the right things, I thought we were good to go. It was an act for other peoples benefit. She was strictly dick unless she was getting paid to shoot a porn. She just wanted to present an image, and I didn’t pick up on that. Which to her credit means she was pretty fucking good at presenting that image. Oh well. I have my fair share of luck with the women now and then. Juliette is one of those I consider myself to be lucky with. We aren’t really compatible as live-in lovers, we tried, we annoy the shit out of each other if we spend too much time together. Such is life, but we have figured out a balance as friends with benefits. Plus we both swing both ways so we understand the desire for having a hard dick emptying its nut inside of us. With that said, I want to proudly announce that I ate the holy hell of her box last night to the point of her pulling my hair and dribbling cum down my chin. I would also like to say that she didn’t leave with dry hair either. She ate me till I saw stars. I am so glad I put down my cum catcher blanket or I would have had massive wet spots to deal with last night. I feel so gay today. It’s awesome. But there it is. Just sitting there, staring at me. That massive dildo I showed you yesterday. I want it in me so bad it’s killing my gay mood. I’d shove it in but I have a date tonight and after staring at this massive cock, I want to get fucked. I could shove it right now. My guts are almost demanding a good rooting around, but then I won’t feel him like I should. Yes, if you shove massive things up your pussy, it stretches out and stays that way for a day or so. Guys notice it as well. Some love that, want me to get all stretched. Others are like WTF? The good news is that no, it doesn’t stay that way. A day or so later and it’s as tight as it was thirty years ago. Of course I do work it out quite often so that may help! I am almost positive that by using my vagina as often as I do, it keeps it tight and right. I can squeeze your dick to the point of uncomfortable. I got vagina biceps, so to speak. Wait.. I am getting totally of base. Recap. I had a fantastic gay night, I am in a great gay mood that is being twisted to a straight mood by a giant dildo and I should get a dick inside of me tonight. Things are looking up!

2021-01-08 15:56:29 +0000 UTC View Post

So, I got some things from my wishlist and as I warned you, ..

So, I got some things from my wishlist and as I warned you, if you send it to me, I will use it and I will force you to see it. The good, the bad, the ugly, and sometimes the messy. I already gave the person who sent this to me a thank you video but feel free to say thanks to A for bringing us these fine adult product showcases. I am going to have to work on the enormous dildo to get it all the way in, but don’t you worry… it will get sunk balls deep in the not to distant future. I had some technical difficulties with the squirting dildo. It only shoots stuff that has the consistency of water. I wanted to shoot some lube up in myself, but it clogged it all up. Took me ten minutes to get it running loose again. The vibrator, rest assured that you will see this little gem more often than not. It is the kind daddy of vibrators! It made me prematurely cum in this video! I am liking this vibrator a ton! The only problem I might foresee is that it’s so strong that if I use it while I’m getting fucked, it may be a bit much on whoever’s dick is in me. Normally that is in the missionary position and the vibrator hits the shaft of your dick and apparently that can be a tad annoying. Doggy style seems to fix it. I like to use vibrators when I’m fucking. It makes me cum harder. It’s not something I have to have to cum. I don’t even have to rub myself if your fucking me properly. It’s just an addition that makes my cum that much stronger. Some guys love it, others think it’s an affront to their manhood. It’s anything but. If I break out my vibrator, it’s because I am pretty sure I am about to have a great fuck and I want to be all that I can be when I cum, if you know what I mean! Anyway, enjoy the video, I won’t lie, I had fun making this one. There will be more for sure. Quick note about my wishlist. I am always hesitant to put things on there; I get uncomfortable asking for things. It took me years to actually put one up. My promise to you is that it will only be things that I think will look good inside of me, on me, or doing something to me. If you buy it, I’ll wear it, use it, show it to you, send you a personal thank you video of me and the stuff you sent. I will also use them in my videos. Sometimes you won’t see your stuff a bunch because lets just be honest… some stuff ends up not fitting, not working, or was just a dirty trick sent by the Chinese guaranteed to work once and that’s it. But you will at least see and know that I am very grateful that you even took the time and expense to send it to me. I will not put things on there that do not relate to furthering my sexual gratification and your viewing enjoyment. So my wishlist will never have computers, phones, game systems, lawn mowers, BBQ grills, cordless tools, above ground pools… all things I have actually seen on other girls’ wishlists. I just wanted to put that out there and again, thank you guys for sending me this stuff. My box thanks you as well!

2021-01-07 18:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Post 1 of 3: Alright, pic time. I forgot about the pics so..

Post 1 of 3: Alright, pic time. I forgot about the pics so here they cum! I forget about the pics all the time and then they just sit there, some for more than ten years. I just found a few thousand I absolutely never did a thing with. Some taken by big time photographers. In the digital storage locker they went and collected dust forever. What does this mean to you? You might see some old time porn pics of me in the near future. We are going with the stockings first. I still have the photos of the red lingerie but we doing things ass backwards today. No, I am not wearing socks today... and I have the matching panties to prove it. Am I the only one who keeps in touch with their ex’s? I think I might just be that one weird person who does. Actually, he found me so not sure that counts. I couldn’t remember who he was at first. Is that awful? But I lived with him for a while and he brought up the fact that he finally sold that house and that put it all together for me. Yes, I cheated on him. Yes, he got ticked off about it. I remember telling him it was nothing personal, just purely sexual. He thought our sex life was great, and it probably was. But it can always be better! I remember when we were breaking up, and he asked me if I even thought about him when I was busy fucking other guys. I am sure that I did. I always think about my man when I’m cheating. It keeps me from cumming too fast with the other guy. You guys have your tricks, I have mine. Plus, I don’t really know what his problem was. He wanted kids, I couldn’t have them anymore. I was obviously the wrong one for him. I did him a favor by fucking things up. Actually, I don’t know that. I didn’t ask if he was with anyone or not. Just that he was still living in Ft Lauderdale. We only chatted for a few minutes. I had stuff to do. Facebook is a weird deal. I want to start like a swinger motel/hotel. Not to big, but it would need a club size room to hold the parties in. So with that alone, I have effectively priced myself right out of my aspirations. But it would be awesome. All of you could cum and see me and the other hotties and couples that show up. I would have a never ending supply of dick and box at my disposal. Literally a paradise. Swing club parties are the bomb. They make all these “super dope” clubs and VIP clubs look like clown parties. I have given dozens if not hundreds of blowjobs on the dance floor at these parties. I used to go just so I could give a blowjob on the dance floor. It was awesome. Hundreds of people watching, a dick in my mouth, fingering myself in front of all of them. What more could a girl ask for? Especially when the guy would cum. It was hard to get them to cum in front of all those people. When they did, I would cum myself, make bizarre faces, odd noises and just cum. I have gotten a standing ovation for finishing a guy off and cumming at the same time. I guess knowing that all those people are watching me make a guy cum and then seeing me drink his sperm is one of my all time top turn ons. Like I said, swing club parties are the actual bomb. I miss going to them. Someone on here was asking me about gang-bangs once, and I think I said five or six guys were the most I ever did. I was wrong. I got gang banged at a 4th of July swing party by 16 guys and ate out several chicks on top of that. That was back in like 1995. No, no condoms. I was a dumbass, but I lucked out and stayed clean. They put a coffee cup under my pussy and after each guy came, I dripped out into that. It was 2/3rds full. I took a swig but gagged. Another chick slugged it down like a boss, though. That made me gag. Now, probably not so much. I’m still not going to drink a mug full of sperm, but I could watch it. I like my sperm fresh and hot, straight from the testicles. I can lick it up out of freshly fucked pussy, but put it in a mug or something else and it’s not for me. Anyway, owning a swinger motel would be awesome. I would definitely rule the town as far as parties are concerned! A girl can dream!

2021-01-06 22:31:31 +0000 UTC View Post

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2021-01-06 22:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post

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2021-01-06 22:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Ok, so things are looking pretty good. I’m getting laid here..

Ok, so things are looking pretty good. I’m getting laid here and there, I might be getting some new content with some other folks so pretty happy about that. I’d say stoked, but I am not part of the cool kid gang that can get away with that. Plus, I prefer “groovy” anyway. I got some pretty cool stuff from my wish list, so I plan on showcasing some of that shortly. I will announce my gratitude's to those individuals both here and personally with the respective sex apparatus being demonstrated. Man, those are big words. I hope I spelled them correctly and if I did, I should be a walking thesaurus. I got this amazing dildo. It’s huge, but I like a challenge. The best part is, it feels just like a hard dick. Literally, if I didn’t know any better, I would think I was holding the real thing. We’re going with that first, just so you know. Now, I was perusing Twitter, lol, peruse, dropping more big words, makes me feel important, and I came across this bad ass photo that I’m not allowed to show you because it isn’t mine and I don’t have any paperwork for it. So I thought I would copy the pose a bit. I damn near killed myself doing it. It’s times like these when you realize youth is no longer on your side. Granted, I had to put the camera on the pivo/tripod and do all kinds of weird shit to make it work, so there is that extra challenge. But I got some damn pics, so there. After falling off the bench, hitting my head on the bar, and tripping over the cables. You are getting the video first. I will put the pics up shortly thereafter. I watched this weird video today and strangely it turned me on. Somehow they placed a camera in a girl’s vagina, without wires, and proceeded to fuck said vagina with a dick. You could see the enormous head of the penis sliding in, stretching things out, the cum hole opening on the way in, closing on the way out. I’m thinking that shit is what’s going on inside of me when I get dicked. How badass is that? Very! Just the way the head pushed her insides around was amazing. I swear I could almost feel it just by watching it! The cum shot was amazing. Watching the sperm plop out and pool up inside of her made me wet as fuck. I wish I could put the camera in my own box and watch just as a guy cums in me so I can see exactly what is happening. The best part was it was thick cum and you could see it sticking to roof and sides of her guts and just hanging there. I swear I can feel that when it happens. Then it just pooled up into a big puddle and his dick slipped back out. It made me want to grow a dick. It looked so delicious, the way her box hugged and massaged the head of his cock. Every part of it was being touched by her. It seems like it would be a sensory overload. I am going out of my mind wondering what that feels like. Ah fuck, I’m getting myself worked up again. I have to cut it off. I am spending to much time on sex stuff. I go through spells like that. Catch you all later! Love ya Brooke.

2021-01-06 14:06:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Just a quick update and thank you to Mike for getting me thi..

Just a quick update and thank you to Mike for getting me this sexy little number ❤️💋❤️ I think it's hot enough to shoot a porn in so I will doing that as soon as I find a guy able and willing. So again, thanks Mike! Very much appreciated and there is a special little video just for you in your messages! Let me know what you guys think of it. I will be taking some pics in so watch for those as well!

2021-01-05 16:21:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Alright, more pics. I know everyone wants videos, but I hav..

Alright, more pics. I know everyone wants videos, but I have this outfit and I’m dying to put it on. It’s boobless. How can you go wrong with that? You can’t. So more pics it is! I did these myself, no photographer, just me, the tripod and the camera. Let me know what you think! Yes, I got laid today. It was the full meal deal. I got the tongue, the dick, some more tongue, some more dick, and then suddenly I was leaking sperm out of my box. Wonder how that happened? Oh, the magic of jizz. Just puts me in a better mood. There must be something in that just makes me happy. They should sell it. I’d buy it. I may be the only one, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, sperm makes me happy. I suppose vagina has the same effect on men. Your dick goes in all hard and arrogant and comes out soft, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego. What more can a guy ask for? Anyway, I got laid. Prior to the getting laid part, he was talking up a storm, about what I have no clue. He asked me something, and I told him, “Sorry, I wasn’t listening, I was to busy thinking about fucking you.” We went straight to his place. I enjoy fucking guys who can cum more than once. It feels like I’m getting my money’s worth. Three times with this one. Three times the fun! I need a new dick. I mean the ones I have are fine, but now and then I need to find a new one. Problem is, I have to take the guy attached to it. They can be so… I don’t know… exhausting sometimes. I should tell the guy he doesn’t really get to talk. His dick is more important than he is, so he should just do as he’s told and nothing more. I find that guys don’t like being treated as separate entities from their cock. Their cock gets more attention than they do, and they get jealous. I feel kind of bad doing it, but if I’m being honest, the cock, and the testicles, I need the testicles as well, are all I really want. Now, I am not saying that guys that are my friends get treated that way. They don’t, at least not all the time. But when we are having sex, I am more likely to speak to your dick and balls than I am directly to you. Very weird, I know. But we like what we like and no point in wasting our lives trying to fight it just so we fit in. Why am I telling you this? My fuckbuddy today got a little pissy at the end because he wanted to talk and I wanted to go eat, mostly in silence. He was still naked, and I grabbed his drippy soft little weenie and said to it, “Tell your owner to hurry and get dressed so I can eat sometime today.” That upset him a bit. Especially when he asked me if the only reason I wanted to get together today was to fuck and I said, “Of course it is!” Honestly, I don’t see the problem. His dick was hard. My vagina softened it up three times till it stayed that way. My guts were and still are sufficiently lubed with sperm to keep me happy. All is good. So now shut up and lets fucking eat, dammit! I went to lunch alone. I’m OK with that. He texted me, we did the apology tour, blah, blah, blah, all is good. Till the next time I speak to him via his cock. That makes me laugh, I can’t wait to do it again! If I was a dude and owned a dick, I think I would be massively turned on if a chick was more into my dick than me as a person. I could be wrong. Thoughts? Catch up with you all later!

2021-01-04 22:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone, again. Heres some pics to start things off..

Hello everyone, again. Heres some pics to start things off today. Let me know what you think. Let’s see what’s going on in the world today. Not too much that I know of. I wish I had some kind of weird sex stories to tell, but I am in a bit of a dry spell at the moment. At times of not knowing where to go, I simply turn to Twitter. There is a bounty of weirdness to comment on. The first thing that pops up when I look at is some chick, which is a guy pretending to be a chick, posting a pic of pretty hot lady with her ass in the air. He has a unique name, and I quote, “ Wouldn’t you like to kiss and pamper my flowery rosebud?” Her “flowery rosebud.” He, oops, I mean she, is talking about licking her asshole. Which I would, but that’s not the point. Look, I take shit for saying “penis” or “vagina” and things like such. If some girl ever told me to lick her “flowery rosebud”, first I would be looking around the place for some plants, second I would punch her in the face just for saying that. “Flowery Rosebud.” Who thinks that shit up and why? It’s your ass you imbecile. Just say lick my mother fucking ass! Hell, I would settle for any combination of “ass, anus, rectum, shithole, whatever. Just not “flowery rosebud.” I’m just saying, nothing personal. Fuck me, what’s next. Oh, look, a picture of a completely perfect hot chick! Wait, that’s me. Lol, I shit you not as I am scrolling someone posted a pic of me. I am anything but perfect but shhh, don’t tell anyone. Being perfect would suck. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I see my scars and wrinkles and think, “Fuck, I am like the Bruce Willis of porn.” All those battle scars look good on me. I got a few, that’s for sure. I’m like an old car, another dent just looks good on me. If you’re perfect, every little nick and scratch just glares out at you. Alright, lets keep scrolling. Fuck, just hot chicks and big dicks. Not that I’m complaining. Wait, here it is. A full figured model complaining about skinny people. According to her tweet, and again I quote, “Real men want meat, not bones” Real men want pussy, you fluffy tard knocker. Full figured is code for I ate 328 too many Big Macs last week. I don’t gauge fat by body weight. I gauge it by your ability to do things. If you weigh three hundred pounds at 5ft 10inches but can run three miles, you ain’t fat. You just attract more gravity. Just saying it like it is. Politics is nothing but a source of annoyance for most. Each of us, myself included, knows what’s best for everyone else. Apparently that doesn’t work. What’s worse is we are convinced that even being told that, we will reluctantly agree to disagree but still silently know that we absolutely know what’s best for everyone else. It’s a whacked cycle. 2021 so far has not been off to smash up start. Sexually, I normally have the time of my life around this time of year. It has been so so. Something is just off, it’s in air or something. I spent some time with my new girl crush and the crush kind of fizzled out. She is banging hot; I enjoyed every inch of her body, but then she talked. I don’t care about what so and so said about so and so. I don’t care if some dude cheated on her friend or whatever other Housewives of Where Ever The Fuck drama she can spit out. I am probably the chick her friend’s husband cheated with. Just shut up and lick me, for fuck’s sake. What about food, can we talk about that? She doesn’t fucking eat. When she does, it’s lettuce of some sort. Look, I like lettuce, if it’s at the Olive Garden, but other than that, where is the actual food? For her, I am nothing but proof that she is gay. I don’t think she really is into chicks. I don’t know what the endgame is but I’m not playing along. I am supposed to go over to her place today but I’m going out with an old friend, a guy, and we will probably fuck and then eat big fat greasy burgers. How the fuck did I get on to this? I don’t know. By now, you already know I tend to wander when I write these things out. Questions. I’ll answer a couple. I get this one a lot. Do I fuck fans? Of course I do. But only on film. Problem is you have to be in Daytona Beach, have a current medical test, and I don’t schedule things more than a few days out. If I did, I would forever be waiting on people who change their mind or just don’t show up. Plus, you will need to send me lots of explicit pictures that clearly show your naked body, including your face and not in separate pictures. Then if you get past all of that, you will need to present me with ID and sign releases. And there it is, the recipe for fan fucking. Most people don’t get past the medical test or be in Daytona Beach requirement. There is one other way. Randomly run into me while I’m out and trick me into slipping your dick inside of me. It’s happened, so don’t act like I’m making up impossible rules. I schedule nothing. Random means random, as you run into me at a club/bar or where ever. Sometimes I announce where I am going and that still counts as random. Just because you find me, and lots of people do, Daytona is not that big, doesn’t mean it’s even remotely a guarantee. You better be on your best game if you want slip it in me. Who films my videos? I mostly have two people do it if I don’t do it myself. One he, one she. Split evenly, depends on who is available at the time. Neither one is interested in being in the videos with me or involved in my blogs. I have asked a million times. Yes, I fuck them both. Occasionally both at the same time. No, they are not together; we are all just friends who happen to fuck now and then. I am not that interesting, but if you have questions, feel free to ask. If I can, I will answer them for you. My next post will be better. I feel like I am sub par on this one. Anyway, since I don’t edit, proofread, or even hit the backspace key, whatever hits the screen stays. That can be problematic, but easier in the long run. Catch you all in a bit after a good fuck and meal. The day will vastly improve!

2021-01-04 19:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post

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2021-01-04 19:11:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone! Just a quick update on what I’m doing today..

Hello everyone! Just a quick update on what I’m doing today… as if you really wanted to know! That’s kind of of a pompous thing to do. Assume that anyone really gives a crap about what I am about to get into. I know I get annoyed at food pictures. “Look at this wonderful meal, I paid $200 for it because I am that great and starving people don’t need to eat!” I would rather eat a can of Spaghetti O’s cold. Honestly, Spaghetti O’s with meatballs cold is not that bad. Just saying. And you can get them at Wal-Mart for under a buck if they are on sale. Moving on, try to say happiness without “penis”, you can’t do it. There is a reason for that. Again, I’m just saying… What now… I’m out of things to say. I should call in sick. I think I’m running a fever, you should take my temperature vaginally with your penis. I am stuck on saying penis today. It seems to be a theme. I must have “dick” on my mind. It would be better if it was in me, but hey, it’s the next best thing. I am browsing Twitter as I write this out. It’s amazing what you can find on there. It’s amazing how many guys complain about women but then fully trust us with their dick in our mouths. I am also looking at twitter pics from a porn chick who has been around for a while but has a pretty low following. I was curious as to why. Then I read her tweets. Question answered. She is the queen winner at everything. And I mean everything. There apparently is nothing she hasn’t done that she hasn’t ended up being the winner. Her words not mine. Literally, she spends most of her tweets informing the world of her greatness. I learned long ago that anyone who has to inform the world of their greatness constantly is a mentally unbalanced ding dong. She is without a doubt a mentally unbalanced ding dong. She is certainly winning at being a pompous asshole. I’d still lick her box, though. I’m shallow that way. Another girl on Twitter ranting about some guy telling her how he jacks it to her pics on Twitter. Again, you put up nudes on Twitter. What exactly did you think was going to happen? Context, he sent her own pic back to her but with a load of his jizz on it. What they call a cumtribute. Still, if you put nudes out on the web, you are going to get a response. Some responses won’t just be “You are so beautiful!” There will be photos of penis’s ejaculating sperm in your honor. Honestly, a guy jacking it to you is the most beautiful of compliments. Of all the free porn and free pics of nude chicks, it was you he chose to empty his testicles to. I wish these dudes who control and operate these girls’ accounts would quit being so dickaphobic. Oh yeah, the filters. I am looking at amazingly stupid filtered photos. Do you guys really fall for the filters? There’s just no way you gotta be onto it. Look, my videos are clear because there are no filters. I have no filter, so why should my pics and videos be filtered? Even my friends filter their shit stupid. Perfect skin exists only in select Asians… the lucky bastards. Deal with it. This video today, courtesy of my new Sony video camera which looks like a pocket camera but who cares, it works well and is easy to use. It takes clear videos, shows every line, wrinkle, scar, stretch mark, but that’s called life. I love my phone camera, but I can’t seem to get the fucking filter to stop filtering. It goes so far as to automatically alter my face. It seems to be stuck on the default setting of “Classis Skin and Face Beauty.” They don’t even look like me after I take the photo. I should get a hold of Samsung and ask them WTF? Who cares, I have that Sony and it takes awesome videos and pics without having to fuck around with anything. Thrilled with it other than I have to carry my phone and a camera. Now, I will say I love the videos my phone takes. They are clear and unfiltered, and the focus is awesome. I love sharp, clear focus. Blurry shit pisses me off. But the Sony is better all the way around. Why am I talking about cameras? Fuck if I know. Man, I'm in a weird mood. I should call it quits right here before I get out of hand if I haven't done so already. Love ya and see you again shortly if you will have me! Brooke

2021-01-03 18:37:30 +0000 UTC View Post

So I got canceled on at the last minute and that is the haza..

So I got canceled on at the last minute and that is the hazard of being single... You have to find shit to do on your own. This is my version of when animals attack... Only they aren't attacking just goofing around with me. Dogs really are man's best friend 😜♥️♥️

2021-01-02 23:25:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Just a quick update so you know that I am still kicking 😜. T..

Just a quick update so you know that I am still kicking 😜. Talk to you all soon 💋💋

2021-01-02 18:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Talk about a close up in bad light but not everything turns ..

Talk about a close up in bad light but not everything turns out glamorous I suppose. Plus it was the third time around so he fucked the jizz right out of me. So, yeah, the day went pretty well. I definitely got fucked. How do I know? My pussy is gape-ing wide open, cum is dripping out, and I basically need a wagon to help carry it home. I got fucked stupid. To the point I was a bumbling cum injected sperm slut. I needed it. It’s been more than a week since I’ve really gotten off and today I more than got off, I got fucking bred. Funny how a good breeding will change my mindset. I am supposed to meat the love of my life tonight and I know she’s waiting on me, but I don’t really care anymore. She isn’t going to fuck me like that. I’m going to see her, but only because I want to lick her box. I’m sure it will be fun. She is amazingly hot, but again, she cannot compete with the unbelievable fucking I just took. Toys will never take the place of a live, hard, penis. They hurt because they don’t have the same texture and give a dick has. Real dicks just slide in, move my guts around, touch places inside me in a way so I can’t even describe. There is nothing quite like the feeling of the head of a dick bottoming out and squishing up against my cervi x. This guy today rearranged my insides. His dick made me soak the bed. I mean, soak it. To the point, I had to say I was sorry after we were done. Some of it would be his jizz, but most of it came right out of me. He came so much inside of me that I was squishing it out like an ejaculation. After the first time he came inside of me, he just kept going for another half an hour and jizzed my insides down again. I came the entire time we were fucking. His dick is so fat my massive clit just rubs on with every stroke, both in and out. It’s unbelievable. I wish we could do it again right now. I would blow my girlfriend off right now to feel that fat dick in my belly again. On paper, it looks like a boring fuck. It’s missionary the entire time. I don’t give a shit; I am blowing my squirt out continuously and his dick is just keeps milking more out of me. It was so good that I was thanking him for letting me take his sperm inside of me. I so needed to be owned by a mans penis. I’m serious, it felt so good being the personal property of his cock to do with as it wished. I guess you got to have a vagina to understand so no point in try to describe it any more than I already have. Sheesh, I feel a hundred pounds lighter.

2021-01-02 01:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post

It’s 2021 and I have yet to have a dick inside of me this ye..

It’s 2021 and I have yet to have a dick inside of me this year. I had a last-minute dick in 2020, but that did not stretch over to 2021. I am supposed to be telling you I had the best sex of my life last night. I did not. I really was p!ss poor. I feel like I would be cheating you if I lied and said it was soooo gooood…he fucked me soooo goood!!!! He didn’t. It was so bad I pushed him off of me and went about my business for the rest of the night. Now, don’t get me wrong, this dude was probably one of the worst fucks I have ever had in real life. I have had worse in porn. But I had a lot of things go very well for me last night as well. Most important, my girl crush may actually be a thing. We made out and fingered each other last night. We had to sneak that in because she had her sisters who came over from Tampa to visit. I have to fight not to keep smelling my fingers, hoping for one last whiff of her. She has already texted me this morning and we are getting together again tonight. Yay for me! They left rather early for reasons not worth getting into. I went to another party at a condo on the beach. Great big place, six thousand square ft of apartment. Super nice, had to be a whole quarter of the one floor. Some rich dude owns it, never met him before, somewhat obnoxious, so don’t care if I ever meat him again. There were a lot of good-looking people there. I talked with lots of them but ended up with two guys, one 28 the other 31, both from Georgia. Long story short we back into a store room and I sucked their testicles dry. I was super happy with their dicks, both well groomed, both a good size. Not too big, not too small. Both dicks were that kind of hard where there is no bend in them what so ever. They just stood straight up point at the ceiling. The only awkward moment was when I put both of them in my mouth at the same time, and the one guy said he wasn’t comfortable with that. I’m OK with that. So I solo sucked their dicks, alternating back and forth. The guy who got uncomfortable came first and was noisy as fuck. I had his dick buried to the hilt in my mouth and was licking his balls when he started pumping sperm down my throat. When it’s in that deep, it just goes right down effortlessly. But you don’t get to taste it, feel it on your tongue, let it coat your mouth. The other guy came before I was even done sucking the cum out of his friend’s dick. I wasn’t even touching him and announced he was cumming. Fortunately, I was quick enough to pop the head in my mouth just as it starting pouring sperm in my mouth. He had a good load. It was enough to keep me busy. More would have been nice, but I have to remember that just because I fantasize about it I can’t expect super human ejaculations. Either way, I got my belly full and the taste of sperm wafted up from my gut for the rest of the night. I can almost taste it right now. I love the way sperm lasts that long in my belly. I am getting horny thinking about it. Actually, I am getting horny wondering what those two guys are thinking about right now. I know the one had to sit down afterwards because he couldn’t breathe. The other just looked stunned. I hope they are high fiving each other right now thinking that they just had a MILF old enough to be their mom drain their nut like a crazed cum whore. I like guys thinking of me like that. Now on to the shitty fuck. I had two choices. One of those Red Pill/Blue Pill situations. I chose very wrong. I chose based on physical attributes. I had a choice of a white guy and a black guy. I went black. White would have been a better choice. I know better, black guys do not have bigger dicks. They are just like everyone else. Most are simply average, like everyone else, and there are always those few monster cock guys who show up now and then. He had a banging body and a monster cock was what I was convinced that I was getting, but I didn’t get that. I got average. Maybe 5 inches, average width. And I’m OK with that, that certainly was not the problem. His mouth and performance were. He said the absolute dumbest shit. I think at one point during the entire minute and a half he lasted he said, “I am going to donkey punch your MILF pussy with my pussy puncher!” I kid you not. One, I don’t know what a donkey punch is nor do I want to know. 2, my pussy never said “Gee, I think I want to be punched by a pussy puncher.” He laid me down on a bed missionary and went full epileptic seizure on me. He looked like a fish out of water. Then he came. In a condom, thank goodness. If I hadn’t made him wear a condom, I would have had to deal with his cum running out of me for the rest of the night, reminding me of what a horrible fuck he was. He immediately pulled out and started asking me how hard I came. I told him I didn’t. He asked me if I was in menopause because every girl cums with him, so something must be wrong with me. I told him no, everything works just fine. The story gets out of hand after that and isn’t worth telling. Long story short, he left the party immediately with his tail between his legs. It could have ended much better, but he was one of those people who doesn’t stop unless you put a stop to his bullshit. My friend, on the other hand, took my other choice and spent the rest of the night fucking him. In fact, they are in my house, in the other room, fucking away as I type this out. That was supposed to be me, but I made a shitty choice last night. I would love to join them but I know she really digs this dude. I don’t want to get in the way… for now. Later on, he’s fair game if she can’t keep his dick in his pants for other girls. Lets recap though. I did further things along with my girl crush. I am hoping for much more and I think I will get it. I did get to suck two dicks last night that were attached to two wonderful guys. Though I am meeting with my crush today, I am also fucking up and meeting with my real big black dick today. He called to wish me a Happy New Year, and I related my story from last night. He offered to make up for my loser from last night. That was super nice of him and you bet your ass I accepted! I worry about my new girl getting upset if she finds out, but I can’t help myself. I can’t stop thinking of either one, so I’m going with both. I’m a dumbass, but my pussy wants what my pussy wants. I’ll get some pics today of the aftermath. I am sure my pussy is going to be wrecked in the best of ways. I’ll be dragging it home very happy and content!

2021-01-01 19:10:28 +0000 UTC View Post

The last post of 2020 with @u125291845 . Here it is. Will ..

The last post of 2020 with @u125291845 . Here it is. Will it suck? Probably. Whenever I try to hard, it usually ends being shitty. I shot this video on New Years Eve, just not this New Years Eve. It was 2014. Hopefully I will end up with the same results tonight though! I haven’t had my box stuffed for more than a week waiting for tonight. Now, out of nowhere, a very hot chick I lose my shit over is asking me to go out with her. She is stunning and I almost can’t pass it up! But… my box needs dick. Real dick. The kind with testicles that leaves large quantities of sperm inside of me. She will lick me, use toys, and that is all fucking fantastic, but still, it isn’t dick. On the other hand, I could get serious with this chick. I mean, very serious. Not give up penis serious, but I really like her. I can envision us holding hands on the beach type stuff. I haven’t had a serious gay relationship in a while and not that it’s a lock; but it has promise. As if 2020 couldn’t get any more difficult at the last second. Fuck, if she wasn’t so fucking gorgeous, this would be a simple decision. But she is drop dead sexy and I should just say no, as she has turned me down before. I probably wil say nol because I can’t get dick out of my mind and she isn’t going to replace that tonight. I am way to visual. Just like guys. I find a beautiful chick and I lose my shit. Her looks override everything else about her. But fuck, she can wear a pair of jeans if you know what I mean. I’ll keep you posted. If I tell you that I shaved my vagina today, that means only one thing. The drain is clogged again. I made my friend cum in his pants today. That was fun. He gets all hot and bothered when I tell him about my gay stuff. His dick was hard as granite and his pants did nothing to hide that. I rubbed it through his jeans while I told him how I liked to kiss this girl and finger her at the same time. He lasted about a minute and a half and pushed my hand away. Too late though, he made that look. The look you guys get when you cum and try to hide it. You can’t do it. Your face flushes, your eyes glaze over, your mouth drops open and you breathe funny. The most glaring tell is that massive wet spot that shows up after the cum soaks through. He tried to tell me it wasn’t cum, but I touched it and licked it… it was jizz. There is no taste quite like the taste of sperm. That’s alright, I don’t fuck him, anyway. I have jerked him off and given him a few blowjobs, but only after he ate me till I came. If I don’t cum, neither does he. I find that to be fair. I was hanging out with some pretty hot chicks and some not so pretty hot chicks today. Most are full on gay. It’s how I got my invite tonight. I may have been the only crossover person there. As in, the only one who likes long, hard things that spit cum. I don’t hide the fact that I generally prefer a hard dick over not having a dick. Not that I can’t compete with the best of lesbians, I can, I just don’t swing that far over and stay. I always swing back. One asked me how I could put a penis in my mouth. I don’t know where it came from but I immediately said, “Can you really know a guy without putting his dick in your mouth?” I don’t think you can. Dicks are actually less messy in the long run. Especially if you hit that box so good that it squirts. Then you have a mess on your hands. Cocks are predictable. I can judge when a guy is going to give me a lumpy load of protein. I can choose where I want it. Normally inside of me or down my throat. If I swallow, I am going to suck every drop out of it, from your testicles, through the shaft, to that little drop left in the head. I mean, there will be nothing left to drip a few minutes later. A tasty treat and no mess. I am not a slobber box. I don’t do that porn thing where I gag up spit and drool everywhere. That’s uncomfortable and stupid. Chicks, however, very unpredictable. They will buck up and down, spasm, do all kinds of weird things and nothing, not a drop cums out. Or they will just be lying there like I bore them to death and soak you head to toe with zero warning. Which sucks if you are having a good hair day and they drench you. Plus, lets get to the obvious. Lots of girls squirt, and lots of girls squirt p!ss. It doesn’t clean up with a quick wipe of a rag. Get that on your mattress and you got a problem. It will smell like a Walmart bathroom a just a few short hours. Now, granted, I keep a blanket at the end of my bed for just such occasions so I don’t have to worry about it. I just throw it in the wash and all is good. They both have their ups and downs, literally, but I would have to say a penis is much more manageable mess than a vagina. Just saying. But, as we all know, if you like it, you lick it. Again, just saying. I seem to spend a lot of time licking.

2021-01-01 00:42:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Alright guys, something is going on with the messages so if ..

Alright guys, something is going on with the messages so if I don't get back to you please try to send it again. I can't seem to reply to anyone. It's doing the never ending spin.

2020-12-31 21:57:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Guys are funny. I give you a handjob, damn near give you a ..

Guys are funny. I give you a handjob, damn near give you a heart attack when you cum, leave you completely wasted for the rest of the day and you call me two hours later wanting more. Dude, your wife has to pitch in here. I can’t be running solo here in all of this. Talk to her. The worst thing is I kind of do want to do it again. I just don’t have the time. I should make the time. It’s a good release for me, even though I don’t technically get release. You know I wonder what is really going on in some of these marriages. Are you guys really telling me the truth? It’s the same story over and over. She doesn’t want to have sex anymore. I gotta call bullshit. Not every woman on the planet who gets married suddenly decides sex sucks and therefore is off the table. When I was married, I couldn’t get enough of it. Even if it sucks, bad sex is still better than no sex. Maybe you married dudes just aren’t going about it the right way. I don’t know what the right way is, but it sounds good when I say it. Do you ever just say “Hey babe, I could really use a blowjob tonight, if not that a handy would be nice.”? I mean, if you asked me, I would most likely say absolutely and break out the lube. I don’t know, I guess I have no idea who these women are or their mindsets, but I find it hard to believe they are sexless inclined. It ruins my fantasy knowing that you aren’t getting at home. I want you to be getting awesome wild monkey sex often at home, but I just want our sex to be better. I have a thing about being numero uno. I enjoy knowing you are thinking about me when you are fucking her. What can I say, I have strange turnons. I know it freaks some guys out when I ask shit like “does this feel better when I do it instead of your wife?” Women are weird. They act like they love sex when they are single. Like dick is all they want. Then when they get married, they are happy to pretend the dick never mattered. I have to remember that not everyone is as open to things as I am. I weird people out. Simple things weird people out. When I licked the sperm up yesterday, it kind of freaked him out. He asked me how I did that without throwing up. Very easy, I like the look, smell, texture, and taste of nut. I like the way it sticks in my throat and the taste is on the back of my tongue for the rest of the day. Some people like artichokes, they make me gag. Same thing, I suppose. Maybe not. Eating artichokes doesn’t make me horny, just grossed out. Eating sperm however makes my box drip a similar substance. Its hard to figure out what people like and don’t like. Especially if they don’t tell you. You should just tell me. I always ask what people like long before we fuck. Tell me. If me sucking your toes turns you on, I’m OK with that. It won’t be me doing it, but I am very OK with it. If you like licking my ass, tell me, and by all means commence with it. If me gargling your jizz is a gag moment for you, tell me. I will swallow it quietly. I know some of you hate when I lick my fingers clean when you come inside of me and I scoop it up with my fingers after it drips out and eat it. Sorry. That’s my favorite flavor of testicle juice. I have gone into the bathroom and eaten the sperm dripping out just so some folks didn’t have to see me do it. I will certainly do it again. Seems pathetic, but I enjoy doing it. It’s almost an obsession. Anyway, just tell me if I am freaking you out. I will either stop it or alter it so it isn’t so shocking. Honestly, I don’t see the problem with eating cum, but that is here nor there. I need a new dildo. I am feeling left out. All these girls getting everything on their wish lists from washing machines to game consoles. You know you are buying their boyfriend shit, right? If it doesn’t specifically seem like a girl would wear it or use it, it’s for a dude. Plus, buy your own damn washer and dryers and game consoles. I got one gift that I am forever grateful that wasn’t sex related. A Nespresso machine. I fucking love that thing. It somewhat work related as it gives me the caffeine boost I need to get going sometimes. All the rest I have ever gotten have been fuck toys and clothing. All of which I wear and still use to this day. Unless of course it broke. I must be hard on sex toys because I break an awful lot of them and at the worst possible moments. If you send me toys, I use them immediately on video so its a win win. You get to see me use them and I, well, get to use them. So for fuck’s sake, someone buy me a dildo. I have them on my list and in the order my vagina desires them. Heres the link if you can’t find it in my profile for some reason or other. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1IIM8OZGSAVIF?ref_=wl_share

2020-12-30 18:45:09 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you think, any help with making ripples? I think he..

What do you think, any help with making ripples? I think he wants to see the implant ripples but I am having a hard time doing that. I can get chest ripples but not sure that is what he's after. Once in a while I can see the ripples in the sides but not all that often.

2020-12-30 16:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Post one of three, tried to post it last night: Not a bad d..

Post one of three, tried to post it last night: Not a bad day, got my workout in, house back in order, gave a killer handjob, vacuumed the floors. What? You thought I got these arms from just lifting weights? Yes, I gave a handjob. It took about 15 minutes, but I probably extended it out a few times. If I’m going to give a handjob, I want to take my time and enjoy the experience, if you know what I mean. He’s married, and he didn’t want me to use silicone lube in case his wife saw it. I was like if she’s “seeing it” why are you here with your dick in my hand? He let me use the silicone lube. I like the silicone lube. It stays super slippery and makes everything silky smooth. I find if you use a little hair conditioner, it washes right off. Got that trick from another porn chick a long time ago. I needed help to squish up my tree so it fit in the box and he got it done. He was looking at my pics on the computer afterward and popped a woody. He wanted to fuck. But I have gone this long I am waiting till 12:01 AM New Year’s Jan 1st 2021. It’s going to be mind blowing cum for sure. Looking forward to it. Anyway, I am not one to waste a good erection so I lay him down on my bed, crawled on top reverse cowgirl style and jerked his dick like it was my own. I enjoy doing it that way, it feels like I have my own penis. The reverse, as in my back facing his head, gives me access to the balls and gives the right angle on his dick. If I face him, everything is backwards and I can’t get to his testicles very easily. I have made this guy cum enough times to know the signs when he is about to ejaculate. I like to run my finger around the rim of its head and watch it pulse and spasm. I do that for a bit, then switch it up to the good old fist rub. It seems to intensify the five finger fist I give the head. I tried this thing, it isn’t new but most guys can’t stand it, it’s too sensitive, apparently. I hold the shaft with one hand and put the head in the palm of my hand and rub it in circles with my palm. He about jumped out of the bed but stuck it out for a few seconds and then it was the greatest thing in the world. He was bucking and making weird sounds and his dick would start leaking and I would just stop. Each time I started rubbing the head again in the circles it seemed to be insanely sensitive and his body would harden up like a board but he would power through it for about ten seconds. Then again, it seemed to be heaven for him. We did that for the entire time until I thought he had been through enough. I got him back to the edge of cumming and let him get to the point of no return. I felt his sperm hit the palm of my hand and watched it drool around his shaft like a fountain. I licked it all clean. His shaft, balls, stomach. I can eat gallons of cum when I’m turned on and haven’t cum first. After I cum, I am not so quite enthused. Weird, I know. I did get off. I made him watch me masturbate and tell me that his wife never made him cum like that. He blurted out that he would leave his wife if I told him to and I came like a mother fucker. I know I’m terrible. But shit turns me on and I can’t help it. I mean, I don’t want him. His wife can keep him for sure. I just like knowing I can do things to his dick so mind blowing that it makes him my little sex bitch. He will do anything I want as long as I do special things to his penis. In reverse, I also love being ruled by a penis. A guy with the right dick who can fuck me brainless can get me to do just about anything, anytime, anywhere. I shit you not. Worse yet, I absolutely love being that brainless cock whore. What a fucking turn on. A penis, a damn cock, can make me a drooling moron. Doesn’t get any hotter than that. So, I know what it’s like to be a sexual slave to someone. It rocks. It also rocks being the master. I think I enjoy being owned by a dick better though. It’s something I always look forward to 24/7 whereas being the master is just a at the moment kind of thing. Holy fuck, I typed all this out over a handjob. I could go on and on, but I know I take things to far so I will let you all off the hook right here.

2020-12-30 14:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post