So real quick, see if this sounds like fun. Add a dick between my tits and workout. I don't know why but it has me all wound up. I feel like I could squeeze it enough that I would get it to empty it's testicles on my tits. Would probably ruin my workout but it would be so worth it. Not sure I could finish without having to finger myself off first. I can't get this out of my mind. I know the logistics would be tough, positioning and all that, but knowing I was able to make a dick ejaculate just by doing that, massive turn on. Talk about putting gold into the spank bank, that would be in there for sure.
I got caught up in all kinds of weirdness today, but nevertheless all is well. Got a solid workout in, I’ll post that video next. It’s kind of odd, but I was thinking if I could just get a guy to fuck my tits while doing this… that might make someone’s dick feel pretty special. I won’t get much out of it other than a bad ass mind fuck making a dick puke its load onto my tits, but sometimes that is just good enough! I say puke because sometimes when I’m watching a cock ejaculate, which I do given the chance, instead of spurting out like an eruption, some guys have dicks that will just… well for lack of a better description, puke jizz. It just drools out without much back pressure. Not that it’s a turnoff, it’s anything but. I thought I would just fill you in on that brief description. I actually prefer the cock puker when a guys is cumming in my mouth. I’m not talking about when I have the head in my mouth and providing my own suction to assist in the removal of sperm. I am talking about when my mouth is open and either you or I am jerking it off, hoping to get it as much inside as possible. Inevitably you will miss if you are a spurter. It goes everywhere I don’t want it to go and very little where I do. Vomiteers simply drool into my mouth and I get most if not all the sperm I am looking for. Why in the world am I telling you this? As usual, I have no idea.
I stepped out today and saw this guy in the gas station and all I could think of was, damn; I want to practice making babies repeatedly with him right here and right now. I couldn’t get his dick out of my mind. I had no idea what his dick looked like, but I certainly know what I wanted it to look like. He looked at me and we smiled, but all that did was get me wet. I tried to talk to him but he wasn’t having it and away he went. I had this mental image of me sitting reverse on his face, making him tongue my clit and jerking his fat dick at the same time. That’s all it ended up being. Foiled again. I need to start carrying a stun gun and handcuffs. Makes things easy on myself. I better install some hooks in the shed if I’m going to do that. It’s not that I’m horny all the time, the problem is that some of you are sexy as fuck all the time.
I got this cool little new camera, a Sony ZV-1. I have used nothing but a phone camera for years now, but apparently this is now the way to go. I am super impressed with it. It’s small, pocket sized and does some neat things. I have no idea what most of those neat things are for, but it does them all the same. I shot a couple videos with it today, just short ones, I’ll post them. No light, and it worked great. Then I used a light, and it worked even better. It takes pics, but I haven’t tried that yet. I shall do so today.
My vagina has been lonely lately. It misses giving hugs to penis’s. Thought I’d mention that.
I am reading an article on how the benefits of sperm. It has quite a few. If you drink enough of it it fires up your metabolism. That’s a plus. Mine should be a regular furnace by now. They are also talking about how many calories are in a guy’s nut. That’s gotta be hard to figure because you guys come in vastly different amounts. A teaspoon of semen has five to seven calories. That’s nothing. Plus, if you swallow it, the guy isn’t going to give a rat’s ass about how fat you are. I’m just saying. A girl needs to know these things. It’s always good to know what you're putting in your body. It’s even better when they actually put it in your body for you, so that is a bonus. It wasn’t long ago; I don’t know, a few months I guess, that a guy jizzed on my chest. Big thick chunky load. No drip, no nothing, just hung there. I scooped it up and ate it. Why wouldn’t I? He gagged. I was like WTF? I finished it anyway, waste not want not and all that. Haven’t seen him since. He’s called and texted but I don’t a need a queasy lightweight gagging every time I do something he doesn’t like. Did you ever have someone just do one thing, and that’s it, you're done? It’s probably not fair, but it sticks in my mind and I don't think I’ll get past it. It changed everything I perceived about him. I’m probably wrong, but fuck it, not worth the headache.
Quick update to let you know that I am still kicking. I know that I have been slow to post lately but I blame the holidays. They wear me out and finding alone time when people aren't looking over my shoulder evertime I sit down at the computer has been difficult to say the least. But that all ends tomorrow so I will be back in the groove of things very shortly. Tomorrow afternoon will be here faster than I think... At least that is what I am hoping for 😜. I promise I will answer your dms tomorrow as well as the questions. Hope you had a good holiday and your new year is even better. New Years is my bitch, it's my fuck fest free for all so I better have something good for you about that or someone is getting their ass kicked!
Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all had a great day and continue to do so. I won’t lie, I’ll be glad when it’s all over! Not that I am having a bad time or anything, but the damn holidays are too much fricking work if you know what I mean! I am all for warp speed to get through New Years and start the next year off with the holidays behind me. I do like the New Year’s eve parties though. I used to go to the swing club parties every damn year for the longest of time. But I moved away from all the fantastic swing clubs and that ended that. Nothing like getting gang banged at Midnight on New Year’s Eve! Fun fact. I got married on New Year’s day and cheated before my new husband got to stick it in. In a SUV in the church parking lot. Creampied me and I drooled it all over the seats. He asked me about it many years later because his friend was the one that fucked me and apparently spilled the beans. I told him it was true. Was he mad? No, quite the opposite. I gave him a handjob while I told him all about it. He spilled his sperm when I told him he cleaned the seats out the next morning, not knowing he was wiping up his friend's jizz. No, we aren’t married anymore, but he is the one you are still most likely to see me with when I am out and about. I would marry him again, I didn’t want to divorce. He just got tired of my sexual nonsense and called it quits. I don’t blame him. I am a bit much for most people. So, what did I do afterwards? I followed him where ever he went. I once told him he would never get rid of me, I wasn’t lying. There is hope though, he has admitted he loves everything I do, and he likes that I cheated on him. He is the one that originally got me spurred on about my trainer. Plus I am pretty sure I ruined him for anyone else, so there is that. We shall see. To much personal stuff. I have to stop that. I am supposed to tell you about how much I want to fuck and suck and look at me I’m the greatest. I mean I want to fuck and suck, but it’s not as easy as it sounds. Like you, I have to find the willing partners to do it. Without including all the baggage that goes along with people who fall in fuck love. Fuck Love. What is it you ask? When you get fucked proper and your vagina or penis tells your brain that you are in love. I have been in fuck love many a time. I’m sure it will happen again. I don’t blame people when they get trapped in fuck love; it happens to the best of us. But it makes you annoying, myself included. Constantly texting, calling, getting possessive and sharing way too much. Look, I have been hit by the fuck love bomb to the point I was literally proclaiming I was now the sole owner of some guy’s cock. Fastest way to lose that wonderful dick you are so in love with. Now I know though. I know it’s the cock and balls, occasionally the tits and pussy, that I am in love with. I can keep myself in control. Anyway, why the fuck am I telling you all of this? I don’t have a clue.
I am horny. I don’t want to masturbate though. Ever get like that? That’s where I am at today. I want to get fucked in a car. I always like getting fucked in a car. It’s a mess because the cum gets everywhere but well worth it. Sadly, I have no one to fuck me in a car. I’ll find someone in a few days, though. Someone thought I was weird because I watch porn and pretend it’s me getting ass fucked or inhaling a massive load of sperm. Why is that weird? Surely I am not the only one watching porn and wishing it was me in the video. What else is porn for? Are girls not to supposed to watch porn? Someone should tell them that because it’s like 40% of the audience right now is chicks. I remember way back when I was like 18 and I saw this catalog for porn videos. It had pictures of the video and I went bananas. My boyfriend came home, and I showed it to him basically drooling for sex, and he got upset that it turned me on. We didn’t work out because I figured out if you ordered a porn video; they sent you more catalogs. I ordered a lot of porn videos. I had a lot of catalogs. I was stuck on this series of a guy who had this massively large penis and came gallons. I would have married that guy if I found him. No, it wasn’t Peter North, but I had a crush on him as well. The sheer amount of jizz that he could have given me would have been heaven. When I was that age, I had this thing about dick size and cum quantity. Big dicks that could pump large amounts of nut totally fascinated me. They still do, but with age and experience it isn’t quite the magical experience it used to be. I wanted to be the girl that was getting the dick and nut. Hence the reason I eventually ended up making porn videos. I still watch guys’ nut. I like to see the pump spasm, it’s so cool the way it pulls down and up and down and up. Hot is probably a better word. I have said it before, it almost looks it hurts, like it’s a cramp, but obviously it doesn’t. I have this one video I watch a lot where the guy is cumming in a chicks ass and his nuts slide up and down repeatedly and then totally disappear on the last pump. I can get off to that every time I see it. I’d post it but OF frowns on that type of thing. I would love to post some of the stuff I find, but that would get me in hot water.
Alright, someone said, I masturbate too much. I try to masturbate once a day just for the health benefits. The other four times? Well, they are just for me. Anyway, where are we at? I don’t know. I found these pics I took last month and forgot I took them. Getting old sucks. Someone else is asking for my hand in marriage. I know it’s only because he’s tired of using his own. We don’t have to get married for that. I get it, it’s always better when someone else is doing the diddling for you. Not enough guys eat my pussy while I’m on all fours, prime doggy position, ready to get tasted. Here is a weird fun fact. I like to feel your nose in my box while you lick my clit. It slides right up in there if your doing it right. One guy started tonguing my asshole recently while I was on all fours. I was like “wrong hole, but please continue.” I don’t know what it is about that, but whatever it may be… it works for me.
I got an email of all things from someone’s wife or girlfriend; she didn’t say. I get these from time to time. Wives/girlfriends get a hold of the phone, the computer, the tablet, whatever. They find out what their guy has been up to, and some get upset that they were looking at chicks on line. I personally would kick any dude out of my life if he didn’t look up chicks on the internet. That is one of the great joys in life, sitting around with your dude drooling over hot chicks on the web. I look at the guys as well, but on my phone. One guy would find dudes for me he thought I would like, and I loved him for it. Anyway, this fine lady didn’t really seem upset about the fact he was following me on Twitter, she was more upset over something I apparently wrote about a while back. It had to do with this statement. “I would leave any chick who wasn’t putting out at least several times a week.” In context, I also stated it didn’t even have to be fucking. Hand jobs, blowjobs, whatever was fair game and counted. She stated she couldn’t afford to get pregnant, and she often got bacterial infections if he came inside her. He should love with or without sex. Oh go fuck yourself. If you loved the other person, you would take the 15 minutes several times a week to drain his balls. It requires sex for healthy relationships. As much as humanly possible. Worried about getting pregnant or infections? Your mouth doesn’t get pregnant, nor does your ass. Try your hand as it surely doesn’t need to be on the pill. Blah blah blah. He should love me sex or no sex. Please dumbass. He should be pissed at you for not giving it to him. 15 minutes, you can’t find 15 minutes to make your partner cum a couple times a week. If you can’t do it in 15 minutes, then you suck and need lessons. I can get it under five, sometimes under one minute. I am just being honest here. If you can’t find the time to do something sexual with me during the week, I don’t want you around. Even if it’s just watching me finger myself, just fucking do something. that is my official response to people who think I do not require sex in a relationship. Absolute deal breaker without it.
Post 1 of 3: Alright, someone said, I masturbate too much. I try to masturbate once a day just for the health benefits. The other four times? Well, they are just for me. Anyway, where are we at? I don’t know. I found these pics I took last month and forgot I took them. Getting old sucks. Someone else is asking for my hand in marriage. I know it’s only because he’s tired of using his own. We don’t have to get married for that. I get it, it’s always better when someone else is doing the diddling for you. Not enough guys eat my pussy while I’m on all fours, prime doggy position, ready to get tasted. Here is a weird fun fact. I like to feel your nose in my box while you lick my clit. It slides right up in there if your doing it right. One guy started tonguing my asshole recently while I was on all fours. I was like “wrong hole, but please continue.” I don’t know what it is about that, but whatever it may be… it works for me.
I got an email of all things from someone’s wife or girlfriend; she didn’t say. I get these from time to time. Wives/girlfriends get a hold of the phone, the computer, the tablet, whatever. They find out what their guy has been up to, and some get upset that they were looking at chicks on line. I personally would kick any dude out of my life if he didn’t look up chicks on the internet. That is one of the great joys in life, sitting around with your dude drooling over hot chicks on the web. I look at the guys as well, but on my phone. One guy would find dudes for me he thought I would like, and I loved him for it. Anyway, this fine lady didn’t really seem upset about the fact he was following me on Twitter, she was more upset over something I apparently wrote about a while back. It had to do with this statement. “I would leave any chick who wasn’t putting out at least several times a week.” In context, I also stated it didn’t even have to be fucking. Hand jobs, blowjobs, whatever was fair game and counted. She stated she couldn’t afford to get pregnant, and she often got bacterial infections if he came inside her. He should love with or without sex. Oh go fuck yourself. If you loved the other person, you would take the 15 minutes several times a week to drain his balls. It requires sex for healthy relationships. As much as humanly possible. Worried about getting pregnant or infections? Your mouth doesn’t get pregnant, nor does your ass. Try your hand as it surely doesn’t need to be on the pill. Blah blah blah. He should love me sex or no sex. Please dumbass. He should be pissed at you for not giving it to him. 15 minutes, you can’t find 15 minutes to make your partner cum a couple times a week? It's really that big of a deal? If you can’t do it in 15 minutes, then you suck and need lessons. I can get it under five, sometimes under one minute. I am just being honest here. If you can’t find the time to do something sexual with me during the week, I don’t want you around. Even if it’s just watching me finger myself, just fucking do something. that is my official response to people who think I do not require sex in a relationship. Absolute deal breaker without it.
It’s Christmas Eve day and time to bake some cookies. I suck at baking, but I’ll try it, anyway. If you are looking for a chick to cook for you, forget about me. I am pretty handy with a microwave though. If you’re with me, my cooking skills will be the last thing on your mind. They say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Bullshit, I say. Keep his cock exhausted and he will be yours forever. Same thing works for me. Keep my pussy smiling and I won’t give a crap about much else. I remember my first marriage, where we both had to work two jobs to keep shit afloat. For the first year or so, we would fuck almost every night. I never even thought about cheating on him. But he got complacent and started tapering off. Saying he was too tired and had to get up early. Not something my vagina wanted to hear. He stopped fucking me to the point of once every two weeks. He packed on weight, sat in front of the TV, too lazy to put his dick inside of my dick hungry box. So I cheated on him. Not because I didn’t love him, I needed my insides to feel a hard dick touching those places only a dick can. I would have been happy with a half hour of getting dicked every other day. He tired of it, or became bored, or just too damn lazy, I don’t know. I didn’t care. I just wanted to get fucked, and it reached a point I didn’t care by who. Why am I telling you this? It’s Christmas Eve day, for fuck’s sake. My mind always reverts to sex for some reason. I won’t be getting laid today, that much I do know, so maybe that’s why I am thinking about it. Nor will I tomorrow. I will jack off, probably both days. Yes, girls can jack off. Or at least we may say it instead of using masturbate. Jacking off is not a term exclusive to guys masturbating. Fun fact. Even if I had never been blessed with the penetration of a penis in my vagina, I still would have cum probably ten thousand times. I masturbate/jack off that frequently. It settles my mind down, relaxes me, puts me in a calm mood. Imagine if I got paid to masturbate… I would be living on the top floor for sure. I didn’t fuck myself last night; I think I did the night before. I like to watch porn on my phone while I do it. I found this awesome anal creampie compilation, and I have been stuck watching that lately. I imagine it’s me getting my bowels pumped with cum. That super tight feeling of my ass squeezing a hard dick. It makes it easy to feel it when the cock ejaculates inside my ass. I like it when it’s really deep because then I can really feel everything. From the spasms to the sperm leaving the head, it’s very sensitive and very hot. When sperm is pumped in deep inside my ass, it’s like a lump or a pile and it sticks there. You won’t see it coming out of my ass anytime soon. One needs to pump the jizz in shallow for that. That lump of jizz will sit there for an hour before it liquifies enough to just start running out. I get to walk around feeling it squish around but staying put. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. It can be a sticky situation when it runs out, especially since I almost never wear any kind of underwear. They have seen me wandering around with a wet spot in my pants or shorts. I have left ass kisses on furniture. When you stand up, it looks like a kiss from the salty wet spot that your pants left on it. Hazards of taking a lump of jizz deep in the ass. Anyway, I am getting very off base here. I was supposed to just say have a great Christmas and all that happy stuff, but instead I went to ass creampies and made myself horny. Catch you all later!
Some have been asking about my home gym. I thought I would share with you my pretty basic equipment and set up. It's basic but it has everything I need to get the job done. Keeps me and my box tight and right 💪🏻🍆💪🏻
People ask me about my home gym equipment so I thought I would share my pretty basic equipment. It's basic but has everything I need to get the job done 👍🏻💪🏻👍🏻. Keeps me and my box tight and right 💋🍆💋
Quick note, I know I have been spotty on answering DM's but I have people here for the holiday and finding alone time has been a bit tough to do so bear with me for a couple more days and all will be back to normal.
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Hello again, another day, another post. Let’s talk about getting my insides pushed around by a dick in a public bathroom. How’s that sound? Good, let’s get on with it. I went into a Target bathroom this morning and it made me remember the time I fucked Jean Val Jean in LA at the AVN’s in the men’s room. Who is he you may be asking? He was a mid-level male talent, a very handsome and sexy talent at that. If you watch porn from about 5 yrs or so ago, you have seen him. Just his looks alone makes my pussy water. Anyway, I was with my new boyfriend and working the AVN’s with an absolutely horrible adult model agency known as The VIP Connect. It’s quite the shady outfit, but I already signed before I figured it out. But neither here nor there. I met Jean Val Jean while I was working the booth. He came up and introduced himself and he is one good-looking person. One of those people who are so good looking it’s almost annoying. My pussy wanted him deep inside me right away. I knew his dick was going to be poking around inside me shortly. It was one of those times when you just know it’s going to happen, it simply a matter of where and when. I was there with Deauxma, Sally, Vicky Vette, all kinds of other hot MILF’s and we milled around together. We went to dinner and JVJ couldn’t go. My box needed him, it really did. All I could think about was getting him to put his dick in me. So I grabbed him by the hand in front of everyone and took him in the men’s room. The Hardrock has pretty nice bathrooms, clean enough for what I wanted to do. I sat him against the sink and pulled his zipper down, reached in and pulled out a tasty, long, thick, hard dick. I sucked it down to the root and licked his balls while I was down there. Other guys walked in, but I didn’t care. I was in that oblivious sex zone and anyone watching just made me wetter. I probably sucked him for five minutes in front of 10 to 15 different people. He didn’t care; he stayed hard as a rock. I switched places and lifted up my dress and shoved his face into my cunt. I can’t really remember if he was any good at eating me for the sake of the story we will say it was the best ever. I know my pussy drooled onto his white dress shirt and left wet spots. People were still watching us so I pulled my tits out and played with them. That kind of stuff turns me on when I have an audience. I needed him inside me though. I stood up, bent over the sink countertop and waited. I can remember how he rubbed the fat head of his cock on my pussy and clit. I almost came just from that. My box was in agony, it needed dick deep inside of it. He finally slid it in and I just came, and came some more, and then came again. I don’t think I stopped cumming the entire time he fucked me. Between how hot he was and the audience, it intoxicated me sexually. He fucked me for about five minutes before he pulled out to come on my ass, but I wasn’t having it. I put him back in and ground on his dick until he dumped his nut in my belly. This is a long time ago but I’m sure I must have cum again because when I feel a dick cramp up and jerk around and then start spraying my insides down with sperm… I cum. I know that I wiped nothing down, nor did I have any underwear on. I wanted it to run out of me while I was walking through the casino. It did just that. Everyone could see the white cum dripping down on my black stockings. It was fucking fantastic; I love taking the walks of shame for everyone to see. Now, it did go somewhat wrong with my boyfriend. He knew immediately that I had been fucked. The second I walked in the room, he saw the evidence. I thought he would take it a lot better than he did. He was at a porn convention with a porn chick. What did he think was going to happen? He did his best not to be mad, but I fucked JVJ again, I’ll tell you later about that one and I have a few pics as well, and he had enough. He went back to Phoenix. By the time I got home, he had moved out. Left me a note that he wasn’t ready for someone like me. I didn’t care. His loss and I was thinking I could get with JVJ, but I was way wrong on that one. He is a serious player. We do still keep in touch and maybe one day I will get to enjoy his magical penis again. Yes, this stuff actually happened just like I wrote it out and thank goodness it did. I won’t have to go to the grave thinking I didn’t have some bad ass sex. I did, and lots of it. I ain’t done yet either. Tell your dick I said that… it may be my next victim.
I get with some people who claim to be the most sexual people in the world but then fizzle out when it gets down to it. What is that saying, talk the talk, walk the walk? I don’t like to talk about it, as in bragging. Seems like a complete waste of time. I am happy to say the dirtiest things ever if I think it’s going to lead to doing those dirty things. Does that make sense? Probably not. Some girls will talk about fucking like it’s second nature, but then it’s too much for them if you fuck a dude in the bathroom. Posers. That is a good word. There are lots of posers. They are all about it till it’s looking them in the face. Then when I try to get their panties off, they run for the hills like Chester the Molester is chasing them. Suddenly, I’m a pervert. I have a chick who is totally hot and is always saying how she wants to get me naked. So when we were alone I grabbed her by the ass, pulled her in for a “I kissed a girl” moment and she pulls away saying she can’t do that. It’s not her thing. Wait… you were just telling everyone in front of me you want to get me naked and do gay things. Now you don’t want to do gay things? You suddenly went straight as an arrow? Or you are just a poser. Worse yet, she brags like we actually did something. Told people we made out. I seem to recall her turning her face and pulling away. I guess it makes you cool if people think you do gay things. I am not interested in cool. I am interested in tasting her box. If she wasn’t so hot, I would just toss her to the side and move on. I am almost infatuated with how hot this chick is. She is annoying me though, just like my trainer did. I’m getting older by the day, I don’t have time to fuck around with this shit. Just drop the damn pants and let me explore your insides with my tongue. I promise at the very least she will leave with a smile on your face. I know I will be smiling.
Have fun everyone. I am going to formulate a plan to navigate my way into her panties. I will keep you posted. I am going out with her tonight.
Brooke.
Hello everybody! Here’s a cool little video inspired by a gentleman who had me make him a custom video. I hate to pile up on his suggestion but I thought it was fun and looked good so here we are. His is much more detailed and in depth, so he has the good stuff. You got the leftovers. Nothing wrong with leftovers, I say! Anyway, lets see what is going on. Yes, I got laid yesterday and yes; I had a stupid good cum. One of those O’s that causes you to drool, make peculiar sounds, and say dumb shit. So that was good. I was exceedingly selfish though. I made him pull out and wack himself for a few minutes afterwards so I could just enjoy the after cum for a few minutes. Then I finished him with my hands and when he was bracing to let loose, I put the head in my mouth and sipped his sperm. It was a pile, and it was extra slippery. It slithered down my throat before I was ready, and I coughed some jizz right up my nose. I tasted his cum for the rest of the night. I am not grumbling. When I got home, I could still taste it and it got me all riled up again, so I broke out the dildo and did myself again. I don’t know about you, but my second orgasm differs from the first. The initial one feels like a tsunami rolling over me and lasts longer. I have multiple waves on the first cum. The second one, not so much but more intensive. Kind of like whatever chemical is being released is less but more concentrated. Sometimes I like the second cum better because it is so damn intense. Sends a jolt through my heart, takes my breath away. It also helps that when I’m alone, I can concentrate on my cum. Focus on the sensations and really experience them. The wonders of masturbation, they are endless. If it didn’t feel so much better when someone else is creating the thrills, I would be a solo finger fucker for certain. What do I mean? I mean, cumming is the destination. Getting there is the ride. Fingering/masturbation will get me to the same stop, but it’s like driving without the radio, it sucks. Nothing takes the place of another person driving you to the finish line. But yes, sometimes I don’t want other people to make me cum. Sometimes I just like to do things to people. Things I find provocative. Like blowing a guy in the car. I absolutely love giving head in the car. I don’t know why, I just enjoy popping a prick in my mouth when I get in a car. I don’t want you to reciprocate, I just want to enjoy slurping on your dick. I want to grip your balls and empty them directly into my belly. Cum has a texture that will coat your throat, your gullet, your stomach. It lingers with you unless you drink something. I will avoid drinking anything just so I can keep it there as long as I can. Then I want to go home. I want to put a porn video compilation on of girls sucking the cum out of dicks and imagine that’s me doing the very same thing I just did. I don’t want to see it all over their face. That’s for amateurs and chicks who don’t really dig the end game of a blowjob. I don’t want to see it drooling out of their mouth. I want to see them keep the dick in their mouth, observe it pulse and throb its jizz into their mouth and see their throat move as they ingest it. It’s kind of like my thing about creampies. I love seeing dicks shoot sperm, I really do. I can watch it all day long and never tire of it. But, I do prefer creampies. When I’m watching porn, I want to imagine it’s me. I don’t want your jizz on my belly. I want it in my belly. I want you to fucking breed me. I want to feel it running out of me when it softens up and gets runny. That’s just my thing. Crap, I’m making myself horny. I catch myself touching myself. How weird is that? I am sure glad nobody sees me writing this stuff out, I would like a perv constantly playing with myself. Oh well, it’s just sex. Wait, it’s not just sex. I fucking love sex. It’s one of the greatest gifts our body gives us and I plan on using it to its full extent. Just saying.
Catch you all a bit later.
Love ya
Brooke.
Sometimes I like to dress up. Shock effect is the actual thing I’m going for sometimes. I am odd that way. I plan on wearing this dress tonight. I had to search for these pictures. I knew I took them a few years ago but wasn’t sure where I put them. I had this dress given to me by a friend. He wanted me to wear it out with him. No problem, I like these kinds of dresses. If people stare even better, I stare back. If they wink, I wink back. Show me their dick I lift my dress. I’m that kind of girl. He was braver than he thought. He got super uncomfortable with all the glares and stares. I was in heaven. That shit is right up my alley. I am very aware that it upsets some people, but it also makes others very happy. We went to some super upscale bar/restaurant. One of those $200 a plate of pure terrible food kind of places. Why would you ever eat that shit when you can have a burger? He got even more uncomfortable when I flashed him a nip now and then. To the point, we left because he was so nervous about me. That’s all I needed to know about him. If you are more concerned about yourself and other people than you are with me, we aren’t friends. I know guys who are absolutely mortified by my choice of wardrobe occasionally but they roll with it and if need be they stick up for me. I am very self aware of my pension for wearing questionable outfits. I made a decision long ago that I will wear what I want, not what other people think I should wear. I understand it makes men, and women, look. I like to be looked at. Sexually. I always have. I want people to see me and think “holy fuck I want to stick in balls deep repeatedly.” I find zero wrong with that. I look at people and think what I would like to do to them with my pussy. Or what I would like them to do to me, depending on who it is. Does it happen? Rarely, but what is the harm? You looked at me or I looked at you. I find you attractive, that’s why I looked. It’s a fucking compliment, for fuck’s sake. Now, I’m not talking about following people around stores and peeking around corners at them, though full disclosure, I have done that. I am not talking about walking up to strangers and telling them I would love to drain their balls down my throat. That would be weird, and their wives or girlfriends tend to get upset. But it is in bounds to think about it. I get it, some people are uncomfortable being looked at. It makes them nervous. I’m uncomfortable wearing clothes, I can’t breathe in them. I wear them anyway so quit your bitching and put something fucking sexy on and strut your shit like you own it. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I’m wearing this dress tonight. Yay for me! If I don’t at the very minimum get a load on my tits, I will consider it a complete failure and failure is not an option tonight.
I shot this video when I was living in Boynton Beach FL. @deauxma came to my house as they were staying in a condo about thirty miles away. I think it was the first time we had met. I can’t be sure. I can’t take credit for the idea as they had a bunch of them already thought up. Honestly, I hate shooting with her. She is annoyingly hot and I would rather turn the camera off and just go at it for a dozen hot, sweaty rounds of knockout girl on girl. But that would deny the world of her amazing beauty that is one of the great true wonders of this world. So I sacrifice and shoot with her so you all can experience it! I am selfless that way. Anyway, just so you know, I consider her to be the most down to earth, sane person I know in the world of porn. Just all around good people. If we lived closer, I am sure we would do a lot more together, but Texas and Florida are a long ways away from each other. Fun fact, she recommended my last boob doctor, the same one she used, so if you dig my tits, she made the solid recommendation of whom to use. Anyway, enjoy the video, lets move along here. It’s Friday, I have lots of stuff to get to.
I am looking for recommendations on what you might like to see me do. Please feel free to message me and let me know or just comment on this post, probably even better like that.
Sex. You want to hear about sex. I had good sex the other night, but I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable by spilling the details. I will tell you, the horny bastard creamed me four damn times. You heard me right, four damn times! I got my insides flooded with sperm. I almost called FEMA and bought flood insurance after that. Most of you know, jizz dumped in me is my number one turn on when it comes to sex. So four times the jizz is four times the fun. I am going to leave it at that. It has been dry since. Thing about sex is that when you get fucked good and solid, it only drives the urge to do it again and again. I went to bed last night thinking I could use an erect penis at this exact moment, but there was none to be found. Someone should start a service like Tinder with nothing but dicks on them. I should be able to swipe through them till I find the one I want. I only need to see it hard, don’t need to see it floppy. Then I should be able to order the cock of my choice, and a guy should show up dressed head to toe in a body suit. Face covered the whole damn thing. I should never see his face. I didn’t order his face; I ordered his dick; I don’t care what he looks like so best just to keep it covered. Then for whatever low price this service charges, his penis becomes my penis for the next hour or so. Wait, technical foul here. I forgot the balls. Can’t have a dick without balls. Or at least make balls out or in a user choice option. Now that I think about it, there are variables here I am not accounting for. What if he shoots to soon? Do I get a refund? What if I am not satisfied with the amount of jizz his testicles provide? Is there a discount for that? There is nothing worse than being right on the edge of a massive cum and his nut spraying the walls of my innards is going to push me over that edge and then, pfft, he shoots a little puff of spunk. Do I get the next dick free? No matter how it pans out, I would use that service. So, I have given you a blueprint on how to get rich and get your dick wet at the same time. You can thank me by spraying my box down when I order your dick online. Anyway, a girl can wish. I plan on changing my sexual drought tonight so keep your fingers crossed for me!
I finally figured out how some people get way up in the Only Fans percentage. You know what I’m talking about, they post on their twitter, top .01 percent of Onlyfans. It is all based on likes. The idea is to get people to like your stuff. The more likes you get, the better your percentage is. So handing out free memberships and begging for likes is how they get them. But getting that percentage does zero for you if your content is crap. I do this for one person because one; I think she’s hot, and she is trying very hard, and two, I think her content overall is pretty damn good. I could never figure out why some people, who have shit content on Twitter, have such a low percentage rate. Now I know. See, you can teach an old dog new tricks. The new girls have an advantage on me that they understand the platforms a little better as I resisted them at first. I have the advantage of wisdom and knowing what’s crap and what is not. There are a few girls I see putting out top-notch shit, but I guess they charge for every post or something like that. You guys already know I don’t think that’s legit, but that is one girl’s opinion and I do things old school. It works for me, and what works for me definitely doesn’t work for everyone. We all just gotta do our own thing. Plus, I am on Onlyfans so I can write this annoying stuff and force you to read it. I like torturing you that way.
A quick video before I work out with @u125291845 . No this will not be my only post today so watch for more. I think I might make a workout video. I know, another fucking work out video but it's cold outside and I can't think of anything else. I wanted to make a whole video with the dick I'm sucking but it's owner wasn't having it today. Guys, you need to be more sharing with your wangs, people want to see them in action! Anyway, enjoy it, it's short, he kept hitting the stop and start button so this is all I got!
Here is a real video I shot today. I say real because it’s authentic. Yes, I squirted. It’s how chicks really squirt. I appreciate some of you think we can squirt like a horse. We can’t. Those chicks you see that look like a fire hose going off, news flash, it’s not cum and you better clean it up or it’s going to smell awful when it dries. How do they manage that? Two approaches. One is consuming a ton of water, wait till their bladder is about to burst then hold it, hold it, hold it, OK let’s shoot… literally. I have been on sets where that is the method of choice for some girls. The other is some girls can put water in their beaver and hold it till its time to blast it out. They tried to teach me to do that but evidently my box isn’t that coordinated and it just poured back out. I am not into bullshitting people so I never actually gave it the old hundred percent hero effort. Some ding dong will write to me and inform me how this just isn’t accurate and point to some wacky google article. I am the truth teller. If ye seeketh the truth, I will telleth the truth. They drink water or they install water or another fluid. Now you know how they eject fluids at a 1000 psi. Rule of thumb if lasts longer than a second or so, it aint squirt. If it shoots further than a foot, it aint squirt. Some chicks do P when they cum, not all that unusual but again, that isn’t squirt. I had a live in girlfriend who used to do that, ruined my damn mattress. Could smell it. I am more of a drooler. My box just drools stuff out of it. I know guys love it when I do; they drink that shit down like it’s the greatest thing ever. I don’t do it all the time. Actually I do but it just drips out like a leaky faucet sometimes. If I am really turned on, it’s quite a bit more and plops out. I might get a foot at best. So, what I am saying is, if I soak your balls with a milky fluid, give your dick a pat on the head, it did a two thumbs up superb job inside my vagina.
So what’s new? Not much on this end. I have determined that I need to give up on my trainer and focus on someone else. His lack of interest or effort has caused my to lose interest and quit wasting effort trying to get a dick in me from someone who isn’t interested in treating his penis to my vagina, or mouth, or hand, hell, even my ass was open for business. I am going to start looking first thing tomorrow. I am thinking of getting another trainer as the whole concept of trainer sticking his dick in me is wildly arousing. I shouldn’t share this but if he’s married even better. It’s not the whole he’s safer because he won’t want a relationship thing, it’s just hotter fucking married men. I like to say completely out of line things when I fuck married men. Like, “I bet your wife doesn’t lick your cum off her fingers like I do.” Of course I say this while I am scooping his cum out of my pussy and licking it up off of my fingers. Some dudes get super excited, other feel guilty. Either way, I get more turned on. If I think the dude is really into me, I will even try to get him to say my pussy is so much better than his wife that he would leave her just so he could have more of it. Look, I know I’m weird. I quit trying to hide that back in my school days. What turns me on, turns me on. It’s certainly not illegal. It isn’t nice but I don’t really mean it… well I kind of do but you know what I mean. I think I will go to Golds Gym tomorrow and see what studs I can find there. Surely there has to be one or two.
Catch you all in a bit!
Love ya,
Brooke
Ok, here we go. Possibly the dumbest video I have ever made, one that I thought up. I have made some seriously stupid videos for companies, but I can’t take the credit for that level of stupidity. Porn was so much better when it was stupid. It was fun to shoot, fun to watch. Now when you shoot a porn, you get that uneasy feeling, wondering what you're about to step into. Oh, the days of VHS. They were king. Anyway, back to my stupid porn. Yes, I actually thought this one up. No, the gun wasn’t loaded. Somebody will ask me that. The dude was no Brad Pitt, that’s for sure, but his dick got hard and he could dump a serious load. If you can actually make it from start to finish watching this video… you sir are a better man than me. I’m not a man, but you get the idea.
Fun fact. I have never masturbated to this video. What would be even funnier if I told Jesus I was addicted to masturbating, and he said, “cum to me, we will beat this together.” I’m just saying… it would be funny. Ah fuck, now I’ve gone and offended the religious crowd. Sorry. Everyone is offended these days. Can we still put “Tranny fluid” in cars now or are we using “gender neutral shift juice?” Asking for a friend.
I’m wearing yoga pants, sitting in a hotel room, and I can see the outline of my clit in the mirror. Thought you should know that. It’s good. Information to have. Guys shouldn’t wear yoga pants. If my clit shows, can you imagine what would happen to your dick? Wait. Maybe guys should wear yoga pants. Yes, yes, they should. I don’t see a problem with showing the outline of your junk. Chicks show their nips poking through their shirt all the time. I know I do. I like guys to see them. So, fair is fair, and I am all for the window shopping aspect of guys in yoga pants. I might be sharing too much here.
I am going to have to get a new trainer. I guess I will have to go to another gym and see what I can find. I have this thing about fucking my own personal trainer. He just isn’t biting. I tried to get flirty with him via text today, nothing doing. I can take a hint. I will bow out, do the loser dance, and then hit another trainer up for his dick. I’m easy that way. Whatever happened to just sticking your dick into a girl? Remember those days? Now it’s complicated. They have to check with their wives, all that goofy shit. Mid 80s was fantastic. I had hot studs sticking it in almost every damn day. I was impaled on penis more than I wasn’t. Hi, my names Brooke, care to ejaculate inside of me? Fantastic! Lets get you ejaculating right away then! Not anymore. We have to exchange tests, wear condoms, and I fucking despise condoms, make sure our feeling are in check and simpatico, all that good stuff. Did I mention I despise condoms? Well, I do. They feel like; I don’t know, a condom. A tiny garbage bag rubbing me raw. But, if I don’t know you, a hefty bag for cocks is in your future. In all these years I avoided catching a nasty, it would thrill me to go out pitching a no hitter if you know what I mean. I hate to waste a load of jizz in the tip of a condom. It’s almost a crime. I tried to drink out of a condom once. I almost puked immediately. It’s funny. Sperm is perfectly delicious fresh from the little slit of your cock head. Toss it in a condom and boom, pure disgusting. I do have a video where I had a guy drink his own cum out of condom. It’s older but if you want to see it I will post it. He seemed fine with it. Did way better with it than my pathetic attempt.
I have determined that I am not a sex addict. I have restless groin syndrome. Also known as RGS. Cool.
Never ask your date how much lube you need for anal sex. It’s always a “buttload.” The answer never changes. Just some helpful information you may or may not need.
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Good morning, everyone. Quick one today. I will post through the day at random times when I can. I am traveling for the first time in a year. Going to Mississippi, Jackson MS that is. Gonna see a man about… not quite a horse but close enough if you know what I mean. He’s a long time good friend, takes good care of me. Anyway, the rest is not up for disclosure as he is a private person. So that’s what I’m doing today. What else? Fuck if I could sleep last night. I ended up wandering the house at 4am. Got bored. Looked at my photos from this weekend, masturbated, came very hard, fell asleep for an hour. Got ready to go, looked at my pics again, got undressed, masturbated again, came very hard again, ate breakfast and here I am. I really did have a wonderful weekend. A pleasant surprise is that I have heard from everyone I fucked this weekend, so it wasn’t just a ghost fuck. I am optimistic we will all be exchanging bodily fluids in the future. I knew my one regular guy was good to go but the other two, well let’s just say it worried me I may have been a little too much for them. Some guys get taken back if chicks get into it too much. I get it. Who wants a sex crazed demon on top of them yelling “Fuck me!” in a low growling voice. Personally, I would love that, but that is just me. I made a guy cry once. He came, but he was crying when he did it. In my defense he said he was into SPH, aka small penis humiliation, even though he had like a six inch dick. It couldn’t have been that bad though, he called me for a year trying to do it again. I just couldn’t get back into it with him. I can’t get my cum when a dude is crying. It feels wrong if you know what I mean.
I am tired of all the special interest groups, especially the never ending “I’m offended” women’s rights groups. I want to call one of these women's rights groups and ask for the man in charge. I bet their heads would explode. I am also tired of this whole pandemic thing. Can’t we just be done with it? They have the magic cure being shipped out, so lets at the very minimum call a time out from it. You know, during the middle ages they celebrated the end of a plague with booze and orgies. Does anyone know if we are planning something like that for this one? I need to get my outfits ready.
Someone asked me if I regret the things I do. Not sure where that came from, but no, no regrets. Well, that isn’t true, I regret I didn’t do some things when the chance to do them was available. But zero regrets on anything I have done. I do nothing I don’t want to. Porn producers found that out fast. I remember when one guy slapped my tits and hard, out of nowhere, without asking. I punched him in the face and his lip bled. What the fuck? I would never punch you in the balls unless you asked me to do it. Don’t smack me in the tits, I paid a lot of money for them and I don’t want to be slapped anywhere unless I say it’s fair game. Another guy for Brazzers wrapped his fingers around my neck and squeezed hard, he ended up getting kneed in the balls. Sadly, he died recently. Not because I kneed his balls, that was years and years ago. My point being is I never hurt anyone physically or mentally unless it’s requested for me to do so. Even if you ask me, I may not do it. Some of you guys really want a beating and I just can’t go that far.
I tried to buy crapper paper yesterday, and they had none. What the fuck? Who goes to the store and buys all the shitter paper and why? For fuck’s sake. I am going to have to to GoodWill and buy those 10 packs of panties for 50 cents and just shit em and quit em. Honestly, who is buying all this shit paper?
I watch shows where women cheat and I get turned on. It’s annoying. There are a lot of shows where women cheat. I saw a statistic that said sixty percent of married women who work in an office will cheat. An office job may be in my future. I want to fuck my way to the top. I always thought that was hot. Life is to short to fit all this crap in. I need to pick up the pace.
To the person who was upset about one of my posts… the joke is on you, I was already planning on fucking myself before you mentioned it.
Catch you all later.
Hey guys, I’m back. It’s one of those days. Took a quick nap and then a workout and I’m feeling pretty damn good.
Someone asked for some feet pics. I made a video, but I don’t have the energy to get it all ready to post. Not that it’s tough to do, I am just super lazy at the moment. So enjoy the pics. There are some bonus pics towards the end if you are foot job person.
I know I must sound like I am horny 24/7 and I don’t know, maybe I am. But honestly, I am just a normal person. If I lived next door to you, you wouldn’t have a clue that I might have a mild obsession with sperm. I am literally just a normal person in normal situations. I do tend to find myself in abnormal situations, but that is by design. Obviously, I like sex. I don’t want to appear as that is all I am, a sex starved crazy nymphomaniac. I’m not, well, maybe a little, but I keep it in check. I don’t find my sexuality as abnormal. I think it may be more normal than one thinks. I am just willing to talk about it. I know it intimidates some guys, especially if I am aggressive, and that is not the look I am going for. I just get out of control sometimes and don’t remember to keep everyone’s feelings in check. I blame it on cock intoxication. That should be a thing. They should make a pill or something and advertise it on TV. I don’t know about you, but when I get cock intoxicated, you would be pussy intoxicated, I make poor decisions. Not necessarily poor decisions, but not the right decisions. I say and do things I normally wouldn’t. Like fucking in the parking lot the other night. Still light out, people driving by, having him take pics of his nut leaking out of me. I know people were watching, but I didn’t care. That is cock intoxication. Again, I don’t want you to think I am having sex five times a day, seven days a week. Sometimes I wish I could, but even for me, that would get old. If I had to average it out over the last six months, I would say I got a penis inside of me about once a week. Some weeks, a lot more, others totally dry. Ideally, I would prefer probably five times a week. I see nothing wrong with that. Getting guys to fuck these days has gotten much harder. They want to talk, hold hands, blah blah blah. We can do all of that afterwards. I think maybe guys are going to have to get used to the fact that I am the “cumming” wave of the new women. A prequel, so to speak. It’s no longer such a taboo thing for a girl to be the proverbial “slut.” I see the look in the eyes of these younger chicks. They want to fuck. They don’t care what the other girls think anymore. They like dick and they aren’t afraid to say it. I am just a pioneer of that movement. I was sucking dick before sucking dick was cool. The first thing I ever wanted to do sexually was suck a dick. I will never forget the feeling of doing that. I will never forget the first time I sucked a dick and drank the sperm. I still finger myself to that one. What am I saying here? Again, I don’t have a clue. I guess I just want to impress upon you that just because I may be more sexual than most, it doesn’t mean I can’t bake a mean sheet of cookies. I really can’t bake a mean sheet of cookies, I screw them up, but you know what I mean. My life doesn’t revolve around a hard phallus. My downtime does, but I doubt you could give me one good reason why that is a problem. I think it’s healthy. It is certainly excellent exercise, and I feel fucking fantastic after a good fuck session. I don’t think I have ever had anyone walk away with a frown on their face. Maybe a little dribble of cum here and there but never a frown. I have had people become bewildered afterwards. Literally totally confused as to just what happened. My boyfriend who I pegged with a strap on after begging him for years to let me do it had that look. I slipped that dildo in his ass and his dick went stiff as a board. After all that crap about nothing was ever getting near his ass, he wasn’t gay, whatever, his dick stood straight up. After about a minute of stroking it in and out of him, he blasted a load without ever being touched. He had that bewildered look. Lost in the woods look. That how could I have possibly let that happen and then love it so much I blew my spunk look. It took him an hour to figure shit out. The next time we fucked he wanted that strap on so bad, it was a new thrill for him, but it embarrassed him to ask. So I didn’t use it. Finally, about a month later I gave in and asked him if he wanted me to use it again he didn’t hesitate to say yes. Same results as the first time. Same confused look. I love causing that look. It’s like the ultimate’ I told you so. He finally lost that look when he figured out that our sex life remained our sex life. It didn’t bleed over into our everyday life. We were just two normal people having a blast in the bedroom, nothing more.
And the hits just keeping on cumming with @u125291845 . I got laid again last night. Four cocks less than forty-eight hours, I must have done something nice to get this parade of penis. Especially the one last night. Just look at that dick, it is a keeper for sure. Wish I had more to show you but he didn't want to snap pics, he wanted to fuck my pussy. Maybe it's just me but I get into bad decision mode when my pussy takes over. When my box wants to fuck it wants to fuck and doesn't give a crap about anything else. Thats how I was last night. This guy was so fucking hot and his dick was so mouth watering I just stuffed it in all my holes, no condom, not a care in the world. I never fucked him before and that is unusual for me. Good news is, afterwards, when I realized what I just did, I mentioned it to him and said I was going to test Monday. He walked over to his computer, logged into a site I know well, and showed me his 5 panel test he just got the results on Friday. I logged him out and showed him mine. I was curious as to why he would have such a test, inquiring minds want to know. He is starting an OnlyFans or at least he thinks he is and he is shooting content this week with some girls I never heard of or even knew were around. He showed them to me and I have to admit, not bad, not bad at all. I messaged every one of them about shooting right before I started writing this. Hopefully I will hear something back today! I won't lie, I am somewhat excited. Excited not just to shoot with them but to make one of those 20 something harlots my own personal bitch if you know what I mean! I think I would look good walking down the street holding hands with a 25 yr old hot chick. I know I would look good drinking the fluids out her box.
Anyway, back to my dude last night. Nothing overly spectacular. We met, we went to his house, I fucked him in his bed twice. They were both hour long fucks. It was slow and easy and extremely well done if I may say so. He has a rather long and fat dick and it rubbed my clit on every stroke. I came without using my finger or a vibrator. It's been a while since I haven't used either one to finish the job. Every now and then I find a dick that fits just right in my pussy. Hits all the spots that send me over the cum edge. Has nothing to do with length or width, just the shape and stiffness I suppose. I have had tiny dicks make me cum so hard I drool, and massive dicks that I needed a damn gas powered power tool to finish the job. Same thing in reverse. It's the shape and consistency of it that make it conform perfectly to my box.
Did he fuck me in the ass? Yes he did. It was fat so it took a bit but he slipped it in and inch by inch it creeped into my guts till his balls were smacking my clit. He knew what he was doing. He didn't just jam it in. Tongue, then fingers, then slowly slipped his cock in me. Did he cum in my ass? Of course he did. Once your in my ass you aren't leaving until there is a blob of jizz squishing around in my colon. That's just the way it is. So, out of my norm, I stayed the night. I woke up this morning and for the first time in a long time I treated myself to a breakfast of cock and jizz. He woke up with his cock my mouth, still sticky and smelly from the night before but that just turns me on even more. I sucked him till his balls couldn't hold the spunk any longer and gave me a mouthful of fresh sperm, sperm that left his balls, traveled through his dick, into my mouth, down my throat to where it sits right now, in my stomach. It never had a chance to see the light of day. If I breathe in my hands I can still smell the cum digesting in my belly. Love that smell.
Man, I had a good weekend. It has been to long since I got this lucky. Now that I've gotten a taste of it again I am going to want more an more. I just hope I can continue to find the guys to satisfy my cravings.
Catch you all later. Wish I had more from last night but I don't. Enjoy your day, I promise to post more. I have to shower, get the cum out of my ass, and get the day started so see you soon.
Here is a couple videos and pics of what I could get yesterday. It’s hard to get guys to photo the evidence to happy I at least got these with https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
Good Saturday afternoon, everyone. Sorry it took me a while to get something up. Had a late night last night. No drinking or any goofiness like that, but I got lucky. Three dick lucky. Three loads lucky. The cock kept me up way past my bedtime last night that’s for sure. I don’t think I have had this kind of success in a few years now, and it couldn’t have cum at a better time. I have been long overdue for a good night like this. I was wondering if I would ever get my groove back on. I got my groove plowed a plenty last night. First things first. I got my ass creampie just like I wanted, in fact, even better than I wanted. It was more cum than the last time, which is exactly what I was hoping for. He came over and I was dressed in my dress I posted up yesterday. Ready to hit the town right after he fucked my ass. We did the usual, kiss, blowjobs, eat me, all that good stuff. It was the ass fucking I wanted to get to so all the rest was just going through the motions. Not that I minded, but I wanted my ass fucked. I wanted it fucked in the missionary position. But before we did I measured his dick hard. Base to tip, exactly seven inches. He sunk exactly seven inches into my bowels. It was fucking asstastic. He dropped his cock into my ass to the base and pulled back until I felt his head pop out. That big fat head would then push my ass back open and back in me till he was balls deep. I came when he came. I made him sink his dick to the hilt. I wanted his sperm as deep inside my guts as I could get it. It feels so much better when it splashes the inside of my colon with hot jizz. The deeper in me, the better it feels. Especially when he gives me such a massive pump of jizz. I love the way his load is so thick and sticky. It stays put inside of me and I can feel the cum lump in my ass for an hour. When he started pumping, I started cumming squeezing him further inside of me. It was a more than good orgasm. It’s like someone splashed cum drugs over my brain. Whatever lets go in your head when you cum, I wish I could buy that. I love the way it feels, like it just washes over your mind. It makes me make some really stupid faces, but I’m OK with that. Anyway, now I have my massive ass pie and I’m happy. Almost none of it has left my ass. I get dressed and to the Ocean Deck we go. I sit at the bar with my dude and he is being a party pooper. He’s tired now. He got his nut and got some food in him, it’s lights out for him. I chat with some guys at the bar sitting beside me. I find out later they were both 28. They both got their sperm removed from their testicles by me. My date wanted to leave, and I asked the two guys if they would give me a ride and they were more than happy to do so. So my exhausted date left. A little pissed off, but he knows who he’s dealing with. The two guys I was with were working at the Ocean Center for some kind of Cheer Expo or contest. We went there. The tall one was extra suggestive, so I called him on it. We went into the bathroom; it was one of those single family bathroom things with other stalls around it. It didn’t know guys had those in their bathrooms, but good for you; you do. It makes it very easy to start a family. I pulled his pants down and out popped a small thin cock. Perfect for ass fucking but only tested people get to fuck my ass, so that was out. So I squatted and sucked that pretty little cock for about two minutes and boom, load number two straight into my stomach. Was it a big load? Seemed to be but hard to judge when you don’t spill a drop and swallow while the penis is still pumping jizz. When I was squatting my ass, let loose a string of jizz that was connected to my ass and the floor and when I stood up it stretched but stayed connected. He saw it and inquired. I told him I came when I was sucking him and that was my cum. He believed me. I didn’t cum, but I enjoyed every fucking second of tasting his cock and nut. I was wetter than a mofo from sucking him off. I zipped him up and back out we went. My original dates cum would no longer stay in me. It started leaking out and made a wet spot on the ass of my dress. The tall guy went back to his room to clean up and now it was just me and his friend. I asked him if he wanted to go back to his room, but he didn’t want to. Long story short, we ended up in the parking lot with him fucking me standing up facing each other. His dick was long and thin and stood straight up against his belly when I pulled it out. He was quite a bit shorter, and that worked out nicely. We stood in the parking lot fucking, making out, his cock sliding in and out till he dumped his load in me. No, I didn’t cum, but it felt so damn good standing there, letting a man 20 plus yrs younger than me use my pussy as a slip and slide for his dick. I just wanted his nut inside of me. I didn’t need to cum, I just needed to feel that cum inside of me. It must have been a runny one because when he pulled out, a sloppy glob just plopped right out on the street. It left my insides nice and slick, and I could smell his sperm on the ride home, which was hot. I fingered myself while we were driving home, and that may have been a bit much for my new friend. Probably licking my fingers didn’t help. He kept apologizing for cumming in me. I finally told him to shut up about it. He was ruining my moment, if you know what I mean. I gave him a kiss tonight, told him he just made out with the lips his friends dick dumped a load in, went inside and masturbated myself half to death. It was a good night. I have a few pics and vids I will share.
Just another quick update. My dress for tonight. It will be the only thing I will have on. No underwear, no bra, no anything. After he fucks me I plan on sitting around and leaving a “clam stamp” of jizz everywhere I go. I better be leaving clam stamps or he’s going to be in some serious trouble. Anyway, enjoy this little video, I will try to put more up later as the day progresses!
