Hey there, just a quick little morning update for ya 😉 Just wanted to see what my bibs looked like so I thought I would do a photo shoot in them. Pics will be up shortly. Hope you enjoy your Saturday. Let me know what you think of them. Sorta silly for my age but oh well.... I do what I want and besides age is just a number that's what I keep telling myself 🤣🤣
2021-09-25 15:58:06 +0000 UTC View Post
He jerked me off, then he jerked himself off on me...I'm very OK with that
2021-09-24 22:24:44 +0000 UTC View PostEver seen a chick jerked off before? Requires a massive clit and a clit mechanic, both of which were available and I put him to good use 😉👍 @u125291845
2021-09-24 19:10:07 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on a new update and I realized I am making an update without even trying 😉🍆
2021-09-24 15:57:38 +0000 UTC View PostI have this thing for feeling sperm inside of me. It's probably some instinctual thing hardwired into me, but who cares. I like to feel jizz in my guts. That bothers some people, not many, but a few. It probably grosses them out or something along that line. Not my problem. I like it inside of me, and I love the delivery method. This claim isn't some porn catch. It's not a "Look at me, look at me, I love sperm!" sales pitch. It's not designed to make you horny. It's just a simple fact. I just like cum. Especially when it's in me. If that makes you horny, then even better. Let's move on. I don't need to spend an hour telling you why I like to breed in the broadest sense of the term. On the subject of sperm, I was caught up in an online back and forth that you can pregnant if you allow the sperm to drip out of your ass after an anal creampie and let it flow into your pussy. I have never known anyone who has, but I have heard about many instances where it has happened. I like to term this the "Tokyo Drift." I didn't coin that, but it is fitting. Try explaining that one to an actual "Tokyo Drift" baby. I don't see how you don't end up telling them that they are, in no uncertain terms, "an asshole." It's jizz Friday, so what else? I did have a friend ask me if sperm was fattening. I told her, "If you swallow, he won't give one fuck about how fat you are." So drink all the nut you want, ladies. It's a win-win for everyone. I was once reading this thing, and it basically said in a different way that we are all winners at least once. To make it short and sweet, we are all the fastest sperm out of a set of testicles, and beat we beat out, pun intended, a million other ones to be who we are. Holy shit, I'm out there today—time to stop. I worked out this morning, and it was sucky as fuck. I felt like shit the entire time. Thirty minutes later, I feel fucking great! Fucking Covid, though less severe than the flu, at least for me it has been, is a weird one. It hangs around longer than the flu and fucks with you now and then. Every time I think I got it beat, boom, it gets all up in me and tries to kill me a little bit. Oh well, shit happens, and I know people who have infinitely more problems with it than I did/do. So that humbles me not to complain, especially since I feel perfect right now. I could use a good, long, steady fuck right about now. I'm going to hold off another few days until I know I'm solid and will not pass it around. Doc says I'm past that stage, but I don't trust anything the docs say about Covid because none of them seem to have the same damn story.
2021-09-24 15:43:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Post 1 of 2: These photos go all the way back to 2005. Who remembers the glory days of porn? I do. I was in them. Back when they had studios with sets with lots of lighting in all kinds of equipment around. I was more than likely going to fuck the male talent in the bathroom before the shoot, much to the director's dismay. It was my way of saying hello, and that was the downfall of hiring me. On more than one occasion, we had to wait for the male talent to get his dick hard again because I drained his balls 30 minutes prior. I don't remember shooting these pictures, yet I have them. I'm sure it was for a porn, but I just can't remember which one. In the glory days of porn, you would always go through two or three hours of shooting stills before actually shooting the video. That was when the websites offered the photos as well as the video for each porn they made. I guess not enough people like the still shots, so the kind quit doing them. Nowadays, they shoot a few here and there to advertise on Twitter and such, but that's about it. I think photos are making a comeback. They're fun to look at, and they just kind of slow things down a little bit. I do enjoy taking them, and I probably bombard you with way too many, but there are worse things you could have to endure. I could be doing that crappy pay per message thing. Guess what you've never seen on my page? A crappy pay per message that's what you've never seen. Every time I join a girl site and get one of those, I want to pull my hair out. But to each their own, and they're probably making $1 million a week doing it, but it just takes the fun out of it for me. Anyway, enjoy these photos and let me know what you think. I haven't had a good dicking in a while, and I'm kind of feeling it. So I thought I would dress a little sexy to sort of get that "I'm sexy" feeling back to sorts. It caused a lady with a body forged by cheeseburgers to make faces at me and look at me in disgust. I'm thinking, why in the fuck would someone worry about what I'm doing or wearing, which certainly wasn't all that risque. She should be careful because while she was busy staring at me, her closet door might have burst open from all the skeletons she has stuffed in it. It just caught me odd that she is concerned about what I'm doing when she should obviously be more concerned about her own goings-on. I am the least of her worries. But I've reached that age where not one fuck is given. So I just smiled at her and went about my business. I just thought I'd tell you that. Oddly enough, I still haven't kicked the crud, but I don't have time with the patience to sit around and stare at the TV. So I keep myself busy. I try to exercise at least three or four times a week, and I force myself to rub one out pretty much daily. The annoying part is some days, I feel pretty damn good, and then the next day, it's right back with a vengeance. Such is life, and no point sitting around crying about it as this shall pass, and the dickings shall return. Sure, I can get laid, and sure I could have videotaped the fucking's I could have received. I just don't want to pass this along to other people, so I will ride it out, and as soon it is over, I am going to murder every penis that dares to show its one-eyed head in front of my vagina. I am just saying here.
2021-09-24 00:37:08 +0000 UTC View Post
See-thru in blue makes balls turn blue so beat the meat and empty the sack, just grab on to the meat and give it a good jack! I should have been a songwriter. Enjoy the pics and let me know what you think!
2021-09-23 19:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, putting some stuff on and taking it off and taking pics and vids because it's what I do. I was going to tell you something but I'm pulling a Joe B here and can't remember what the fuck it was. Oh well, it will come back to me. Anyway, lots more stuff today and tomorrow so should be fun!
2021-09-23 15:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Morning everyone! Just getting started but I have some pretty good stuff cumming your way today!
2021-09-23 13:42:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone asked me if I thought I masturbated too much? Wait, is that even possible? So I googled it. Apparently, if you masturbate at inappropriate times, then you masturbate too much. I mean, when is it problematic? If you're a dude, it's probably not a good idea to start rubbing one out when you're getting a prostate exam from your doctor. But chicks? We get more leeway. I could start rubbing one out on a bus and probably get away with it. Guys, you are getting dropped off at the sex offender academy known as prison. I made a joke about masturbation a few months ago, and a lady asked me if I really do masturbate as much as I said I did. My answer to her was, "Yes, and I always think of you when I do. Would you like to watch?" She didn't ask any more questions. Look, I am a firm believer in masturbation. Got a serious life problem? Rub one out. It's pretty much my go-to answer to everything. Not saying it works for everyone, but it couldn't hurt to try it. Unless, of course, it's humid out, and you don't have any lube. Then you got to watch out for hot spots, if you know what I mean! Women like to ask me why I don't have a boyfriend or husband. They ask that a lot. My go-to reply is, "I'm waiting for your son to turn 18." They usually quit asking after that. Plus, they think I'm serious. I might just be. I'll never tell.
2021-09-22 19:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, just a quick update for you this morning, have a pretty busy day today but wanted get something up for all of you before I head out for a bit. I'll get something better and hopefully some pics of a big load of Jizz that I am expecting to drain from my dates testicles, been along time for both of us so it should be a great one 😜 Anyway, have a great day and catch you all later 💋
2021-09-21 15:33:13 +0000 UTC View Post
So I came across these pics thinking they were around the same date I got the Borat slingback. I make a pretty sexy school girl if you ask me. Hell, if I was a teacher I'd fuck me! Man, I wish I had a dick and clone of myself, that would be awesome. Wait. I am getting very weird. Shit happens when I get all excited and such. Anyway, enjoy these pics from 2015!
2021-09-21 00:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostAnother quick little update before I get the picture set up 😉 Hope you are having a great Monday.
2021-09-20 20:34:28 +0000 UTC View Post
You say slut. I say chick that likes dick. Half a dozen, six the other. I wish it were half a dozen, but that's beside the point. So anyway, bring on the penis. Yes, I have been accused, by an angry person who is having marital problems. Nothing to do with me but apparently "people like me" have caused her marital demise. So she deemed me a slut and correctly and proudly so in the terminology of the word slut. My love of having penis dump pile after pile of sperm in my guts certainly confirms the slut accusation. I love it when women get all bent out of shape over people like me who enjoy sex in massive amounts. They always speak like they are talking from a place of moral superiority. They tend to be pretty delusional about how wonderful they think they are. They think they are my competition. Please, they aren't my competition. They are my amusement. Am I slut? Absolutely! And you should be happy for me! How do you know if you are a slut? When you officially run out of men to fuck to the point that you have to move to find more cock. When you see a guy that catches your eye, and the first thought is, "I wonder how his dick will look in my mouth?" That's how you know if you are a slut. My favorite shade of lipstick is penis. Yes, I'm a slut. So what? I like to fuck. I like to fuck a whole lot. That is a problem because? Please, take your time and explain it to me. Tell me how it is destroying my life? Sure, I fuck married guys, as well as married girls. I am an equal opportunity homewrecker, so to speak. However, I don't make this decision. They do. They would be the homewreckers. I'm just using the dick for an hour or so. I don't want him emotionally. I only want him to breed me and go away. Look, I do as I please and please those that I do. I don't care about marital status, relationship status. If they want to be with you exclusively, they will. If not, well, it really is that simple. Wives and girlfriends should be baking me cakes and cookies because I send their guy home in one hell of a good mood. Giving me an anal creampie has that effect on men. Plus, since about 99% of the reasons for stepping out on their other half is lack of sex, so technically, I am doing them a favor by draining their man's testicles. They no longer have to do that chore as they seem to find it repulsive. That's ok. One girl's repulsion is another girl's delight. To add on more oddness to the day, I just got sent a meme from a past gay girlfriend who now lives in Pasadena, CA. It says, "My body does not define my gender." She wants me to help her with this campaign slogan or whatever it is. She wants me to retweet it. I thought about it and came to the following conclusion. Get the fuck out of here. I am not interested in playing these dumb games. Even if I was to participate in causes, it would be for something that is a legitimate issue. You know, like starving people, people who need healthcare, shelter, shit like that. I am not going to get on board with some idiot who can't figure out if they are a male or female. And no, you don't get to be both, nor do you get to be neither. Just like I don't get to be 1 ft tall simply because I feel like I'm 1 ft tall. In the end, I'll still be 5 ft 8 inches, and no matter how hard I try, I won't fit through the dollhouse door. So yes, your body does define your gender unless you are a graduate of the Shortbus academy. Just to be clear, I am absolutely fine if you pretend to be any gender you want. By all means, feel free to do just that. You may even pull it off and fool everyone, but in the end, your body knows who it is and what it is. So no, no more of these stupid games. It's time to let these ludicrous I can be anything mythical thing I want to be games to come to a conclusion. Pick a sexuality or don't. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you choose but for the love of all that is holy, shut the fuck up about it. Fuck. Why is this teeing me off? It shouldn't, but still, it does. It has to be this special level of woke stupidity that is annoying me. I mean, I'm open to all kinds of new ideas and thought processes. Until it crosses the line of being moronic, then I'm out. Her slogan should have been, "My body does not define my sexuality." I can get on board with that. Fuck it, that's enough for right now. I'm frustrating myself, and I want to be horny. It's hard to be horny when you want to smash your computer and move off the grid. But then I wouldn't be able to look at all the amazing transgenders on my computer. I masturbate to a lot of transgender porn. It's kind of my thing.
2021-09-20 20:17:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey there guys, just a quick little update. I decided to do a photo shoot in some lingerie, haven't done that for awhile 😉 The pics will be up in just a little bit, have some things to do first. Catch ya later 💋
2021-09-20 17:47:45 +0000 UTC View PostOne more day till I get back to the business of putting dick inside of me and breeding them properly 😜👍. Till then it is spank bank material for me and you 😉. Just because I can't insert dick into my guts doesn't mean I don't want to do other things to them, it just makes me want to play with them more. Funny how that works 🍆❤️ @u125291845
2021-09-19 19:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostQuick workout clip 😉. Why? Because I like watching myself workout, makes me horny. Very weird but it is what it is 😜
2021-09-19 14:20:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe final product, I am super happy with it ❤️
2021-09-18 22:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry about the late post today but just got done getting my tattoo finished. It is fully completed and these pics are of the drawing he put on before finishing it up. He didn't use a stencil on any of it and the entire tattoo was drawn freehand so I am pretty impressed. It is going to look good when I am pumping on a cock 😉🍆❤️. I will show you the finished product as soon as I get the plastic wrap off in two hours 👍❤️
2021-09-18 20:03:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, here is a quick update before I go get my tattoo finished 😉 Not going to be around alot today so I wanted to let you know what I am up to today. Have a great day and will try to catch you later 💋
2021-09-18 15:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhen amazon goes wrong. Guys you have no idea how much I appreciate you sending me the stuff you do and I love wearing it for you! However, occasionally things don't fit or look quite the way we expect them to 😕. This is an example of that very scenario. I alter what can be altered but sadly these items are beyond the altering realm of possibility. Still, the thought is what counts and not every outfit is a home run but you never know until you try! It is safe to say that I will not be hunting penis in this ensemble tonight 😉
2021-09-17 19:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
While I was writing the last post and looking at the cum shot, I notice my clit was getting bigger so I took a few quick pics to see if you agree!
2021-09-17 19:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostI have gotten a ton of requests to do some fancy footwork. I can make guys cum with my feet. I have done so many times. My toes work the head of dick pretty damn good and the soles of my feet are softer than my hands so a good sole rubbing does a penis good. Do I do this often? Not really. I don't get that many requests for it live and in person. The most requested thing I get is "can I suck your clit?" and the answer is always yes! Anyway, check this video out and let me know what you think, I will be posting another one shortly so keep an eye out for that as well! @u125291845
2021-09-17 19:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Some pics of tits and clits to start Friday off. Let's see, what else? Guys are getting stingy with the dick lately. Not sure what's up with that? I asked a guy if he wanted a blowjob, he said if I would go to dinner with him, he would. I said, how about I jerk you off and give you some leftovers to take home with you? He said no. True story. Not one thing is even embellished. He would rather go to dinner than feed me a sperm dessert. I don't want to go to dinner. If I wanted to go to dinner, I would go to dinner. Nor do I wish to drink. I don't need to drink for courage or to "loosen up." I can get all kinds of "loose" with the best of them without liquid courage. I like to be 100 percent clear-headed when I fuck. I want to experience it all. No numbing is required. I simply would like to suck his dick, drink his nut, talk for a few minutes, and send him home. He's married anyway. He swears he loves her, but he just isn't getting any sex. Good, give me your dick. When I'm done with it, you can take your wife out to dinner and talk all you want. I just want to sit on my couch naked, alone, eating whatever junk food I have, watch a lousy TV show, and go to bed. That is a good night for me. Honestly, I have my own shit to do. I don't want to entertain anyone. The only thing I am responsible for entertaining is your cock and my clit. After that, home you go. I'll call you the next time I need a good breeding. If only it were that easy! Why do I want to suck a dick and not fuck? Sure, fair question. I can't fuck until Tuesday now. No, I don't have an STD or any other weird thing. When I take antibiotics, certain ones, if I have sex, it fucks my box up, and then I have to fix that. Why? Who fucking knows. It just does. That doesn't mean I don't get horny as fuck. I'm horny as fuck. Rubbing one out is ok. Just ok. Rubbing one out while giving a blowjob is way more than ok. It's rather magical if you ask me. Plus, I can rub another one or three out just thinking about it. Handjobs are a close second because I get to see the jizz fly out the head of the cock. I could watch that all day long. Sometimes I do. Am I the only one who pulls up cum compilations online that are like an hour long and watches every single jizz eruption? I am probably the only one, but fuck I do like watching them. Especially the closeups. This is probably what I am about to do anyway, so with that, I will end this and catch you all in just a little bit.
2021-09-17 14:24:49 +0000 UTC View PostLegs and Here is a cool video of me and my clit. What could be cooler than that? Your dick smacking my clit would be cooler, but for now, this will have to do! I was supposed to get this video up earlier, but apparently, the upload didn't take. Sorry about that. I should have checked. Sometimes things don't always work as advertised on here. Today was my first day after almost ten days of not feeling crappy so happy days and fuzzy bunnies for me. I have been at like 75% for like the last week. I admit I was pretty sick for the first three or four days, but after that, it was just a pain in the ass where I just couldn't quite get over it. But today was a good day, so I'm hoping that I kicked this sucker's ass up, down, and all around. Someone sent me a video of their dick. Lots of people send me pictures and videos of their dicks, but this guy stood out. It was long, fat, and sexy as fuck, and he also had giant round balls. They looked like perfect softballs. He jerked until he came, and judging by the amount of sperm he dumped all over the sink, that's why he had big huge softballs for testicles. I won't lie. I put it on replay and masturbated watching his video. All I could think about was him breeding me and how much sperm would drip out of me for the rest of the day. Obviously, I have a severe perversion problem, but I'm good with that though because it keeps life interesting. So thank you to the gentleman who sent me that video. I am sure that I will rub one out to it many more times. Oh, and by the way, that is one gorgeous breeding stick you have there. Whoever is getting that thing stuck inside her guts is indeed one happy chick. I got some pictures I want to get up later, so I don't want to burn myself out here telling you a bunch of weird shit that you probably don't want to hear anyway. I will save that for later to not dump all of this on you at once. Keep an eye out for that; I will catch you in a bit!
2021-09-16 23:49:36 +0000 UTC View PostIf you can't have a dick, then the next best thing is to pump your clit. That's what this video is all about. There is no cock in my foreseeable future for the next week. Not that I won't see, hold, suck, jerk, a few fat dicks in the next few days. I am sure that I will. They just won't be pushing around inside of me. It doesn't mean I am not going to get off in the next three or four days because I am, and I just did making this video. So check it out and let me know what you think. Some of you are writing to me, and I am telling you that I am not feeling hundred percent, and then you send me a cock pic and tell me you are horny as fuck. I would be mad at you if it weren't for the fact that I've done the same thing to guys who were under the weather, and I wanted them to fuck me. I suspect pussy is much like cock when it's turned on. It doesn't care what else is going on in the world. It just wants a cock inside of it. I admit when you're under the weather, it's kind of hard to get turned on, but somehow I managed to do it. It doesn't matter because I'm sure me having a cum isn't going to hinder my recovery. I just watched a video where a guy jerked off and came. I know, nothing special. It happens a million times a day. Except this guy came and came and then came some more and then came some more after that. It looked like somebody spilled a coffee cup full of sperm on the floor. He wasn't attractive, nor did he have a great body, but I would let him stick his weird tiny dick inside me to know what it feels like to have that much jizz pumping into my guts. If you were wondering what made me horny today to the point that I had to rub one out with the help of my clit pump, it was this video. I can't get the image of all that jizz that just kept pouring out of the end of his cock. It was definitely not a fake because it was close enough, and the angle was correct so that I could see it pouring out of his cum hole. I would die to know what that must feel like to pump that much nut out of your balls. It has to be an incredible feeling of relief to dump that much sperm. It almost seems euphoric, and for all I know, it probably is. How I wish I could experience that just once. I need to know what that feels like. The first time would probably be so incredible I might pass out. So if any of you invent a way for me to grow a set of testicles and a working penis, I am your test dummy. I want to keep my vagina because I feel my orgasms may be stronger and longer than my friends with cum sticks. I could be wrong. Anyway, enough of this weirdness, I have to grab some food, and then I'll put some pictures up a little while later. Catch you all then
2021-09-15 20:40:30 +0000 UTC View PostQuick video to start the day. Not the last video for the day as I am making more as we speak 👍
2021-09-15 18:27:52 +0000 UTC View PostTit fucking, Foot fucking, and cum flying. All in a straightforward video. I don't care what you say. Overall that was a quality sperm covering. It wasn't a gallon of jizz, but it wasn't anything to sneeze at either. It felt good to have that heavy ball snot hit my chest. That would've been an excellent load to splatter inside my guts. Course I can't do that until Friday but believe me, a proper splattering will be so that day. I had fun making this video, but I will be honest, the blowjob was kind of hard to do because I'm stuffed up, and it was hard to breathe, but other than that, all was good. It's fun to work a cock, and it's even more fun when the sperm hits my body, letting me know that it was a job well done. I'm seriously in a good mood right now. I got to empty a set of balls, got it put on video, so now you can watch it as well as myself later on when I'm rubbing one out. I've told you this before, but I'll repeat it. I like to watch my own videos. I get a thrill seeing myself work a cock and seeing a cock work me. I would think that would be normal, but apparently, it's not according to other women. Truthfully I think they're lying, and they would love to see themselves getting fucked, but who am I to question their sincerity. They're lying. They just don't want to admit it. I'm just saying here. But think about it who wouldn't want to see a video of a big long fat cock slipping inside of them? Nobody, that's who. Everyone wants to see that. They just don't want to admit it. All right enough of this. I hope you enjoy this video, and let me know what you think. It is very basic and very amateur, but it's real, and it was fun. @u125291845 How tall am I? I am 5 foot eight flat-footed, sometimes 5 foot nine, and 6 foot to 6 foot one with heels. I weigh 128 to 130, depending on the day. My tits are 38 double G. I wear a size eight shoe. I hope that answers all the statistical questions as I can't think of anymore. Titty fucking. Yes, I like to Titty fuck but typically not to a conclusion unless I have already cum for obvious reasons. The apparent reason being I want to cum, and if the cock fucking my titties cums, then I'm not going to cum. I suppose he could jerk my clit off and such, but I like when a big fat penis rubs my clit and makes me cum. There is just something way more magical about cumming when a dick is inside of me. I have dick on my brain today. I can't seem to shake it. Not sure I want to, other than the lack of available cock at the moment only makes it more frustrating. I actually can't have sex until Friday. Antibiotic and chick thing. So it's clit rubbing and porn for me until Friday. So enough for now, I will check-in and post a bit later so catch you then!
2021-09-14 20:50:47 +0000 UTC View Post
