So someone wanted twerking. I am the biggest non twerker in the history of non twerkers. I twerk so bad you will be embarrassed just watching it. Just saying. I can however grind a cock down to nothing and do so often just like this. Many a penis has met its match under me and in record time.
2021-05-26 23:47:44 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick compilation video š¹ to keep things rolling along š. Let me know what you think ā¤ļø
2021-05-26 19:26:39 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone. Itās Wednesday and though people like to say āHump Dayā all I can think about is that stupid commercial with the camel. So I will call it āWalk it back Wednesdayā from now on. Letās toss it all the way back to 2010, Ft Lauderdale, FL with @deauxma . She came to visit from Texas and we got together and did all kinds of weird shit together and filmed quite a bit of stuff. One of the few sane people in the industry is Deauxma. Just a normal person who really likes to fuck. Everything else about her life is basically the Leave It To Beaver American Dream with a sex drive on steroids. I am not so sane, but close enough that we hit it off and make a fantastic duo. Anyway, enjoy this little video from 2010, I believe this is actually the first time I have ever shown this video ever. I found it still in raw format, unedited, just sitting there all by itself waiting to be seen. So here it is! I sucked a lot of dick yesterday. I mean a lot. Iām not talking 10 minutes, think almost 2 hours. Is that an issue? Absolutely not. I can suck dick all day, grab a grape Slurpee, get right back to it. Whatās the point of this statement? Someone should invent a blowjob chair. It could even be a dual purpose. It could double as an āeat her outā chair as well. Look, Iām no spring chicken here. The older I get, the more I am all about being comfortable, and if a BJ chair would lighten the load on the bent part of the body, I would buy that fucker. I know, what a weird and random thing to blurt out. Just telling you what is on my very strange mind. Moving on. John Cena is a whiny little cry baby bitch. There. I said it. He apologised to China for āaccidentally saying Taiwan is a country.ā I am not being political here. I donāt care what side of the fence you are on or if you run straight down the middle. Not one fuck is given from me about anyoneās political beliefs. But when you make such a disgusting apology like he did it cleared one thing up right away. He grovels on his knees for his Chinese masters. Disgusting. All for a buck. You can shove your money right up your ass. If Iām groveling on my knees to my master lets get something straight. Its your dick that is my master, not you or your money. I have this mental picture now of John Cena licking the spread, dirty asshole of his Chinese owners. Probably pissed some John Cena fans off though my distaste is for Mr Cena alone. I donāt know who told celebrities and athletes they were smart and or important but they were certainly stupid enough to believe them. The guy who assembled my keyboard that I am typing this bullshit on is more important to me than any actor or athlete will ever be. Fuckā¦ Iām done. Sorry about that. I am going to do a compilation video and some pics today of requests that I get. So if you were looking to see some feet, there will be that. Up close clit stuff, that will be there as well. You get the idea. It will be a bunch of stuff all rolled into one. It will be later today because I actually need someone to film this for me so I have to wait for him to get off of work and stop by the house. I am looking foward to it. It just soundsā¦fun. Porn should always be fun because if it isnāt then you are just making crap you really didnāt want to do. I get requests for stuff that isnāt fun. Not that I am knocking on peoples kinks, they just arenāt for me. Farting. Several people have been asking for that, offering money but that isnāt for me. No matter how I look at that it just doesnāt seem fun. Plus, who farts on command? I mean sure I let one rip now and then but I dont sit around farting at the snap of a finger. So itās its a Nancy Reagan just say no moment on the farting. I got caught masturbating yesterday. Iāll explain later. I am out of time, got a date to keep and such so catch up with a bit later today.
2021-05-26 15:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
See, I told you he couldnāt stay mad. Heās back, and heās shooting some phone pics for me. Beats pushing the bluetooth button or yelling smile at my camera repeatedly trying to get it to snap a pic. No, his dick didnāt magically slip into my mouth but I would have gladly of partaken in that accidental cock suckage. So, just a short post but I thought I would drop these pics while they are fresh. Let me know what you think. They arenāt much, pics taken with a phone, no light, no filters, still, I donāt think they cum out to bad!
2021-05-25 16:54:24 +0000 UTC View PostGood Tuesday. Here is a quick video to get the day started. I have more going up today but thought I would make this update real quick for no other reason than I get off on making these updates. Sorry about thatā¦ itās a bad habit. If they get to be too much, just let me knowā¦ I probably wonāt slow them down but I will acknowledge your annoyance. I can think of worse things to look at. Like the news. Ā Ā I got in trouble for yesterdayās video.Ā Ā Heās mad at me, says I tricked him.Ā Ā Yes, I tricked him into slipping his dick in my mouth and jerking him off.Ā Ā What a dirty trick that was.Ā Ā He is married and for some strange reason thinks someone is going to recognize; I guess his dick, because nothing else is showing.Ā Ā Yes, he will read this.Ā Ā Tough cookies Mr.Ā Ā If your wife or any of your friends and family recognize your dick then you have bigger problems than me sucking your cock.Ā Ā Just saying.Ā Ā Now shut up and get back over here.Ā Ā I have a few pics I want you to take and if your dick slips into my mouth, feel free to pull it back out and zip it back up.Ā Ā Somehow, I doubt that will happen. Anyway.Ā Ā What else.Ā Ā Giant cock.Ā Ā What is the fascination with giant cock these days?Ā Ā I used to be fascinated by massive dicks but I have seen so many now itās just another day in the office for me.Ā Ā Does size matter? Of course it does. Nobody wants a small cup of coffee. Ohā¦ you mean does dick size matter. I donāt know. Letās work it out. What is the upside to a massive cock?Ā Ā Visually they are extremely appealing.Ā Ā I am a very visual person so I can get all kinds of turned on just looking at a giant one.Ā Ā Physically, they feel good in your hand.Ā Ā You can heft the weight of them, stroke them with both hands.Ā Ā They just feel right when you hold them. They are fun to play with.Ā Ā Fucking, they have their advantages over smaller ones.Ā Ā A 9 inch cock is going to touch places inside of me, a 5 inch wonāt even get near.Ā Ā I do like feeling a big fat, spongy dick head trying to soak my spleen with sperm.Ā Ā Yes, I do cum quite hard when I fuck an enormous dick, and it doesnāt take me long.Ā Ā You have to know how to use it though.Ā Ā If you have a giant dick, you canāt just bury it to the hilt.Ā Ā That shit hurts.Ā Ā Itās slow and easy till everything is stretched out and lubed up properly.Ā Ā It will all fit, it just needs some time to accommodate the size.Ā Ā Do I prefer massive schlongs as my daily dick?Ā Ā No, no I donāt.Ā Ā I know.Ā Ā Bummer.Ā Ā There is a reason.Ā Ā Huge dicks mean more wear and tear and more recovery time.Ā Ā I can fuck normal dicks until that dick canāt fuck no more.Ā Ā There is no regroup time on my end.Ā Ā I can fuck all night if the dick can keep the party going. Huge cocks, I cum too fast and they literally hollow me out to the point of hearing echos in my box. I need a day or two to rest after that. Smaller ones, I can hit them right afterwards.Ā Ā Try blowing a massive, fat cock once.Ā Ā It aināt easy to do.Ā Ā Some are so big you can only get the tip of the dickhead in your mouth.Ā Ā Normal size dicks will slide right down your throat no problems. Look, a normal size penis is versatile. Here is the tremendous disadvantage to being the owner of a giant dick. That log is not going in my assā¦ ever. I would love for it too but it wonāt be in there. Shoving a giant dick in my ass is painful, and it never ceases to be so. I have given it the old college try more than once. I know chicks that tell me they wonāt even fuck dudes with big cocks. Not me, Iāll fuck the biggest cock on the planet if you put it in front of me. However, some girls say itās painful, and it permanently stretches them out over time. Is that true? I hope so. I dig having a giant pussy. I love having it wrecked by massive cocks and then immediately afterwards going to fuck preferably a small dick that I can barely feel, if at all. I will toss snarky comments about inferiority but that is mental game I love to play. That tiny dick that I can barely feel will make me cum so hard itās indescribable. Itās so good I donāt even know what to say. I cum with huge dicks and I cum fast. Then itās the tiny dicks turn and he better have his boots on because things are about to spin out of control. Like I said, there is no comparison on which makes me cum harder. The smaller one does. But that is more than likely my mental game kicking in. I love cucking guys. If only I could find the right ones who are totally into it. In conclusion. The honest truth. I like dick. All kinds of dick. Big ones, fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, long onesā¦ I like dick. My biggest preference in male anatomy is how much sperm a manās balls can dump in my guts. If you have a set of testicles that can damn near leave me drowning in jizzā¦ Iāll marry you.
2021-05-25 13:53:05 +0000 UTC View PostI found that my greatest source of fuck buddies these days are the camera guys I get to hold the camera, well my phone that is, while I make my little videos. They donāt want to be on camera, but while Iām making my videos, I see their cock gets hard. When your hard on is staring me in the face, itās kinda hard not to notice that there is a cock that needs draining. I donāt know what the aversion is to being in my videos because I donāt make you show your face so I would think that there would be hard dickās standing in line to be part of them. How awesome would that be, a line of guys with hard dickās just standing at my door waiting for their turn to empty their balls on me, in me, or a combination of both. Anyway, todayās camera guy had a dick sticking out of his shorts the entire time. When I popped it out, it was already leaking cum. I like when dicks leak sperm because their balls are so happy to see me they canāt wait to pump jizz. I got mine, he got his, all is good in the world. Let me know what you think! https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 Well, I got that video done; I came, and it was a good one. But then I sucked his dick and jerked him off. Now Iām horny again. That is the shitty part about cumming first and then putting a cock in my mouth. I get horny again and his dick wonāt go back upā¦ the bastard! I think I freaked him out, put a little too much pressure so his cock took its balls and decided not to play and just went home. I think I am just going to sit this one out and let the horny simmer. That way it will be good to go for tomorrow and I have some fun lined up tomorrow! Fuck, I wonāt lie. Being horny and not doing anything about it is annoying. Maybe I should eat somethingā¦ and it would be a dick if there was a dick to eat but there isnāt so it looks like itās off to the grocery store for me. Catch you all in a bit.
2021-05-24 19:49:06 +0000 UTC View PostItās Monday. What is the deal today? Lick me in my special spot and Iāll tell you. Shit, Iāll tell you anything you want to hear if you do that. Is it degrading to give head? I keep hearing all these woke women tell me it is degrading to get down on your knees and put a big fat penis in your mouth. I donāt know where they get this degrading thing from. I find enjoying a penis for breakfast, lunch or dinner to be rather uplifting. I guess if I use their logic then you licking my pussy is degrading to you. Hereās a novel thought, maybe itās just plain fucking fun. What if someone were to rub your feet is that degrading to them? So why is rubbing your cock with my tongue any different? I canāt really figure out these newfangled women these days. They say the dumbest shit and I wonder what they do for sex because they sure talk like they hate it. I feel like if these women would just get one fantastic dicking; I mean the kind of fucking that will leave them destroyed and stupid on the bed. They would see cock in a whole new light. Iāve been left destroyed and stupid on the bed many times. And, I hope I can continue to find dick that will fuck me brainless a million more times. I donāt know about guys but when I get fucked like that, sperm coming out of every hole, canāt put coherent sentences together, thatās what I call truly having a good time. These chicks need to try it once, put some effort into it, and I think they will find that good sex is anything but degrading. I will leave it at that. Yesterday was a good day. I got together with an old friend, fucked, drove around my Jeep, ran the dogs, went home and got myself off again, thinking about getting fucked earlier. All in all, not a bad day. Because I know some of you will ask yes, he subscribes to my only fans. But Iāve known him long before only fans so the technical answer is, no, I did not find him on here. He knows who he is, so just a quick shout out to you for the good dick yesterday. Iām trying to think of what videos I should shoot this week and Iām kinda drawing a blank. So come on guys, throw me some ideas, tell me what you want to see. Also, I might type too much crap out so if itās getting annoying just let me know. I enjoy writing these little blogs. I get to tell you the truth, or at least the way I see things. Not that you care, or even that you should care, but at least you know where Iām coming from, which probably seems from Lala land. I need brakes for my Jeep. That sucks because the tires are heavy and itās got the old drums on the rear which always manage to confuse me. However, I do know a guy who can do it for me and Iām thinking if I sucked the jizz out of his testicles he will probably be happy to lend me a hand. Not being totally honest with you. I would train this guyās testicles any day of the week. Iām curious about balls. When guys cum, is there sensation in their balls that feels like super good? It seems like there should be. Maybe just a sensation of relief, like taking a weight off? I wish I had a set of nuts so I could experience that just once. Thatās all I ask, just one time to know what it feels like to ejaculate... it looks like it is so delicious when you guys do. I donāt think anyone is listening to my request. Just last week I was asking a guy about that and he just said I was weird and didnāt really answer the question. I guess I will just have to keep studying the process extensively and form my own opinion. Enough weirdness for this one. I will get with you all in a bit!
2021-05-24 15:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Just winding down a perfect day here in Daytona Beach. You should join me. I don't look my best but who cares, when you are out in the Jeep, sun, wind, and sand... if you look you stepped out of the salon then I don't trust you.
2021-05-24 00:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn the subject of kinks. Feet are a big thing. So much so I am not even sure itās considered a kink anymore. Now, I have and I am sure that I will do so plenty of times in the near future, jacked dudes off with my feet. Itās fun. I enjoy watching my footwork, so to speak. I know, what do I get out of it? I get tired of explaining to people that just because I donāt cum doesnāt mean that I donāt cum. I must be one of the few folks that probably gets off more just by making people cum than I do getting fucked to orgasm. How is that possible? I donāt about you but when I rub one out all by my lonesome; I need to think about things. I like to watch porn that mimics my mood. Lots of times itās my own porn because, and I am letting the cat out of the bag here, I made it to watch while I do myself later on. Hence the reason I make lots of blowjobs/handjob videos. They get me off. I donāt know why, but making a penis lose its shit and spill its guts all over me is a thing I will never tire of. I try to time my orgasm to the exact moment, the first spurt of sperm leaving the head of whatever cock I am watching cum. Probably a little too much information here. I may be sharing a little too much. Iāll stop. No, I wonāt, one more share. I watch this video all the time. I love the way his sperm drools out over my toes. It got me off about 15 minutes ago. Well, that and my vibrator and ass plug. Anyway, enjoy the video. It wonāt be for everyone, but it is a sloppy cumshot that I never get tired of seeing. https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
2021-05-23 19:57:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone asked what was the strangest experience I have ever had. That is a tricky question because the definition of strange is relative to what each person considers strange. People think Iām strange because of the things I do that turn me on, so I try not to judge. With that said, there is always someone who is out to top me in the world of bizarre things to do. Plus, lots of folks donāt want to share their kink with their wives/girlfriends and what better way than to do it with someone who wonāt judge or run away. So, the one that stands out the most is not even that extreme. In fact, as far as extreme goes it doesnāt even register on the extremometer. I made that word up but you get the point. So what did he do? First, he showed up and was a fucking 10 on the hot scale and when he undressed; he was still a 10. Massive schlong, ripped body, great looking. I think I knew something was about to get freaky just by that. This guy could have any chick, dude, or combination of both that he wanted. I didnāt give a crap. I was about to indulge myself in a whole lot of gorgeous cock, or so I thought. So we got down to it. He told me he brought something he wanted to wear and was like by all means. I was thinking cock ring, ball straps, something like that. Nope, he had a gold see through g-string with feathers on it. OK, whatever floats your boat, Iām thinking Iām still going to fuck his dick off till I shoot off like a rocket so who cares what he wears. After he got them on, and he still looked good because his body made anything he wore look good, he said he wanted to show me something. Sure, show me what you got. Iāll play along to get a shot at that dick. He then started prancing around the room, imitating a rooster. Did the whole cluck cluck cluck thing, pretended to flap his wings, and strutted around the room. He asked me to tell him that he was the best looking ācockā I have ever seen and tell him what a handsome rooster he was. He asked me to ask him if I wanted to feed him and to pretend to throw chicken feed on the ground, which he would get down and peck it up with his pretend beak. I started looking around the room, wondering if I was being set up. I even stopped him for a second and asked what was going on. I was like, āwaitā¦ what exactly are we up to here?ā I was thinking this was some kind of weird joke. He got super embarrassed, and I realized he was truly into this. Now Iām feeling bad for making him feel weird. So I backed up, regrouped, and said, āIf we are going to do this, weāre going to do it right. Now let me hear what real rooster sounds like.ā He popped right back into rooster mode and cock a doodle doād like a motherfucker. After about 5 minutes of of roostering around and listening to me tell him what a pretty cock he was, he said āI have to make eggs.ā He then roostered over to me, flapping his wings and put his cock right in front of me, still in his see through G string, and while flapping his wings and making rooster sounds, he came. I never touched, he never touched himself. I still remember all that sperm oozing through the sheer material on his G string and dripping on the floor. That turned me on. I have never seen a guy cum in a pair of sheer panties and even better watch the amazing way the jizz just works its way through the material. I never saw him again after that. I was traveling when I met him and he called and texted wanting to get together but that was St Louis, MO and I never really got there much in those days. I would have if things matched up. I would like to have gotten the chance to feel that beautiful cock sliding up inside me, but it never happened. So, yes, he stands out the most as far as strange experiences go. Odd part is, after you do it once, it doesnāt really seem that strange. Not something I would ask someone to do, but I wouldnāt say no either. I do love making someones fantasy/kink a reality as much as reality will allow it. The bounce in their step afterwards is worth the price of admission a thousand times over. But, and remember this guys, turnabout is fair play. š Words : 3301 Characters : 13077
2021-05-23 14:07:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So, keep getting questions about the cum on the belly video. I shall clarify. I was making a cool little custom video for someoneā¦ you know who you are š It started out fine but the more of the video I made, the worse off I got, horny wise. The more horny I got the more forward I became till I was practically begging my camera man (which is some guy who holds my cell phone for me so camera man may be an overstatement) to stick it in me. He is trying to be faithful to his girlfriend, which I find silly, but then again, I am probably not a normal person when it comes to those sorts of things. I kept telling him to stick it in me. I could see his hard on through his shorts, so I knew he wanted to. I pretty much had to beg him and he agreed to just stick the tip in. Which he did. He slipped that fat puffy head of his in my box and I played nice for about ten seconds and then pushed back, shoving it all the way inside of me. I kept grinding it back so he couldnāt get it out. And then boom. Premature female ejaculation at its finest. We fucked for no more than 20 seconds before I came and it was the big one. I usually can come three or four times before I have my big one. Not today. How do I know itās the big one? I lose control of my face, mouth, body, and brain. It all just does whatever the fuck it wants when I cum hard like that. Iām not complaining. I find it truly amazing what our bodies can do and cumming like this takes the cake. Anyway, after looking like I just went through an exorcism, I still had a hard cock in my belly. A hard cock that still had a pair of testicles locked and loaded, ready to fire. So I slipped him out and jerked him off. Some of you may wonder why I didnāt just let him finish fucking me. Two reasons. First, after I cum the big one, Iām done. Second, he always, and I mean always, fucks me till I get my big one off and then he wants a handjob. He is the only guy I have ever met that would rather a hand job over filling my pussy up with cum. I donāt complain; I love giving handjobs. They certainly arenāt work for me. Plus he likes me to tell him about all the guys that have better dicks than he does and how I want to fuck them more than him. Kind of my thing so I like to really let him have it. I say the worst shit to him and the meaner I get, the harder his dick gets. When I want him to cum all I have to do is tell him I want him to lick my freshly fucked pussy, full of another mans cum until there isnāt a trace left. Boom. Sperm everywhere. Works every time. Anyway, that is the answer to how I got splattered with jizz today. Nothing to crazy. If things work out tonight, I will have my insides hosed down with a lot more nut than this afternoon. My vagina is drooling in anticipation. Please, to whatever god is listening, donāt let me down tonight Mr! Anyway, time to get the dogs out, it just started cooling down enough so I give them a puppy heatstroke.
2021-05-22 22:43:47 +0000 UTC View PostThings got a little out of control when I was shooting a custom video today š¦šš¦
2021-05-22 18:43:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are some pics I just took this morning. I got a sick pump and decided to pump the dude snapping my phone pics for me. I tried to pump that sucker clean off but it spit at me before I could accomplish that. No, we didn't fuck. It's a long story. I'll tell you later. Saturday Morning it is. I went cockless on a Friday. How the fuck does that happen? I donāt know, but it happens more than I like it to. I am a loaded double-barrel shotgun right now and ready to blowā¦ if you know what I mean. Frustrated would be the word. I thought I was going to get laid. I touched the cock I thought was going to be inside of me, felt its hardness through his shorts, saw the wet spot of the sperm that should have been swimming inside of me. But then he had to go. Things were moving too fast. Really? Motherfucker! Because of him they have now diagnosed me with big fat clit syndrome that just wonāt go down. Itās uncomfortable. Sure, I can masturbate but I donāt want to. I want to be fucked. I want some dude to take his dick and show me what it means to screwed stupid and I want him to leave me dripping cum from every hole in my body. He needs to fuck me so thoroughly that I canāt put coherent sentences together. I want him to make me so cum dizzy he laughs at me when he leaves. This isnāt helping. Iām getting fucking sloppy just typing this out. Anyway. I have no prospects for today so I am starting from scratch here. I thought for sure I was getting fucked last night and put high hopes on that one. Talk about a letdown. Lets move on. I have been hit with a zillion questions about what I meant when I said in the past I used to be a āpro temporary girlfriend.ā It means exactly what you think it does. A chick for hire, ho, and about a thousand other names. No, I in no uncertain terms do it anymore, itās been a long time and again that is the past, so I am saying here, please donāt ask. If you persist I will just ignore you. Any ads you see are nothing more than a dirty trick. And those ads are out there and plentiful. They pull my pictures off of Twitter and Instagram. You will be in for a seriously unwelcome surprise when the door opens because it wonāt be me. Yes, this happens all the time. I always wondered what happens when someone other than me is at the door? Do the guys leave? Stay? Run? I would pick the latter. One needs to be diligent when undertaking such a venture to avoid these types of things. Doesnāt matter. I am no longer in the business. Why? Because I did it for 20 yrs. I met some of the greatest people in the world and we are wonderful friends to this day. If I didnāt get out of it when I did, I never would have. Itās like a drug to me. I loved every second and would spend every waking minute doing one thing or another to be involved in it. Itās not what you see on TV, thatās all bullshit. Sure there are ding dongs that run around on street corners or something similar but that is more drug addiction than anything else. And, yes, you run a prime chance of running into money grubbing idiots who are out for a quick buck and will lie and say anything to get your money. But there is also a segment of folks who are into it for the joy of the game. The money is good. You donāt get rich doing it but you get to do something you love and stay afloat doing it. All that crap you see where they are living like millionaires is BS. Some latch on to dudes with cash and get them to float them condos and cars and such. That creeps me out, and it only gives the appearance of wealth. It changes the rules of the game for me which means the quality of sex would go down. It also screams fake. I always wanted to be there because I wanted to be there, not because my condo was in some guyās name. I can pay for my place, my cars, my own whatever. Always have, always will. So why did you do it? Why not just be a swinger? First, I have done the swinger thing and still do to an extent to this day. Itās just not the same. The thrill isnāt there. That excitement of meeting a completely new person, one you have never seen before, never faded. Sure, I did my due diligence checking folks out but still when that door opens and there they areā¦ itās a panty soaking event. But what about looks Brooke? What if they were ugly as fuck? First, if they showed up obviously unclean, the door closed. Second, I am lucky in life because everyone is just a blob to me. Basically a Mr Potato Head. As you speak, your facial features and attractiveness form. Most of the time almost always in the right direction. Now and then I would get a serious asshole and I simply wouldnāt see them again. And yes, the sex would suck with those guys. But for the vast majority, it was game on. I was serious about it. I wanted to cum. Hell, thatās true to this day. It would frustrate some guys because I would sometimes force what I wanted on them to get the cum. They wanted to do doggy but their dick was so fat I wanted missionary because I knew it would make me cum that much harder. I know, selfish and a tad rude, but as soon as I got mine they got theirs in a big way. If I didnāt cum, I would tell them that and expect them to do better the next time. They almost always did. No point in not being honest. If I faked and lied about cumming, then I would be stuck with a guy who never made me cum and who wants that? I canāt remember a guy who didnāt make the effort after I told them and complete the mission of making me gush. But what about STDs?! Never had one and knock on wood, covered wood that is, I never will. I definitely wonāt get one from that world because those days are over. Yes, condoms were a must, and I gave everyone a strong visual inspection that they never knew was happening. Some of you may wonder if business dried up over the last few years. To the contrary, I hung up my hat on the highest note possible. I got so involved that I finally decided it was causing me to ignore everything and everyone else in my life. So, I retired and when I say retired, I mean that in the most literal sense of the term. I saved, ran a very nice 401K, never spent more than I should have and now I spend my days thinking of how I am going to find dickā¦ or pussy, never forget the pussy. The truth is I am in a new chapter in my life and itās the happiest I have ever been and I have been a happy fucking person! Itās kind of the reverse of when dick used to find me and I am pretty happy about that! Now itās the thrill of the chase! Please, donāt ask about getting together with me for those types of things. It wonāt happen. If you want to know about something Iāve done or particular situations in the past, I have a million stories and Iām happy to tell you but again, those days are long over and not to be repeated. I have to say this again, I am long retired and I am not making a comeback. I will keep you up to date with my new ventures, which mostly involve me trying to trick dudes into emptying their balls inside of me. And itās getting trickier to do every damn day it seems! I want to say, one last note here, the sex over the last yearā¦ fucking incredible. Mind numbing stupid incredible. I came the other day just giving the camera dude a hand job. When his jizz hit my tongue, I touched my clit and boom, just like that, I blew a girl load. I got more today, if you have something you want to see just let me know, I am in a request kind of mood!
2021-05-22 17:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostSo if this setup on a Jeep doesn't find me a hard cock attached to a pair of overfilled balls dying to empty themselves into me tonight... then I give up š. Anyway... be quiet out there... I am hunting dick š¦šš¦ don't scare them off š
2021-05-22 00:47:37 +0000 UTC View PostAnd still I post more stuff. Why? Why not I say š
2021-05-21 23:52:47 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone care to ride along with me ā¤ļø
2021-05-21 23:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate about today's update... Which really makes no sense š
2021-05-21 22:59:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Itās Friday, the most likely day for my body to be invaded by dicks. Just saying! I could use a good splash of cum to grease up my insides. I am not going to lie to you and say I donāt feel like getting a good solid breeding session in. I do. Not sure whose dick I have to suck around here to suck a dick, but point me in the right direction. So, I joined a damn porn site last night. I got totally caught up with this chick and her stuff looked so good on Twitter I couldnāt help myself. Guys think itās exclusive to them to get all fucked up in the head sexually over some chick. How wrong you are. I get super stupid over both guys and girls. I am such a visual person. I get massively turned on by people with the right look and the right look seems to change weekly. I make poor decisions when I am in fluster mode because of some stud or hot chick. The vagina takes over and there goes my money. I, of all people, should know better, but I donāt. First, I saw her; and then I spent my money on her. Why? Because she is painfully beautiful. Then after I paid the price of admission I got nailed with crappy content and a bunch of pay-per-view on a message stuff. But I was so fucking frustratingly horny for this chick I paid for the pay-per-view. It was OKā¦ at best. I got off on it, used the wand and a butt plug, and I came pretty good. Afterwards, I felt ripped off, to be honest. Is she still smoking hot? Of course. Has she lost her luster with me? You bet your ass she has. Then I started worrying about you guys feeling like that with me. I know I donāt do the pay-per-view thing and monetarily itās probably a good idea, but it seemsā¦ rude. That is the only word I can think of. I know we all have to make money and I enjoy the money I get here, but itās got to be fun as well. I am not going to just make content I think you want to see. What I want to make is content that I want to make because it turns me the fuck on. I have been at this a long time. I am out of fucks to be given and my apology account is in the negatives. So if it doesnāt make me cum, turn me on, or make me feel sexy, I will not be doing it. The good news is stuffing a big fat cock so far up in my insides that I can taste it is my idea of a good time. As well as stuffing all kinds of things in pretty much any orifice I have. Yes, I am doing anal but you only get the anal that I like. Which, must to some folks dismay, is not getting my ass power plowed so hard I have to bite the blanket to keep from screaming. Nice and easy leaves my box extra greasy. So, if you have some ideas of stuff you want to see just send it my way. I will see what I can do. If it turns me on, Iāll make it. May be a bit but I will get it done. Someone got pissed off at my ānot your turn anymoreā analogy. I stand behind it. If one person leaves a relationship for someone else, then it is not your turn anymore. Very simple concept. Some other dude or chick is fucking your ex stupid because it is his or her turn now to fuck him or her brainless. Think about it. Especially in this day and age when chicks are complaining about being looked at because they dressed sexy as fuck. They are not responsible for you or your shit. They are only responsible for the wellbeing of themselves. Unless you have rugrats. Then itās āwe fucked upā time and put your shitty differences aside and raise them kids like they should. Without bicycle helmets. That just makes them soft. Smack their head a few times off the curb and that will harden them right up. If you get stuck with little people then technically everyone involved has lost their turn and are now in limbo for 18 yrs or longer. Keep that in mind before you dump ball juice into chicks, little people sometimes show up shortly thereafter. However, feel free to evacuate your testicles in me all you want. Aināt no little people/aliens popping out of me.
2021-05-21 11:38:55 +0000 UTC View PostThursday it is! Letās get this party started with a few clips with @cascaakashova that I admittedly admit that are somewhat bizarre but such is life, deal with it. Look, the scenery is magnificent, so that is 95% of the battle. The theory behind these videosā¦ completely unknown to me. I was just there for the tits. And the ass, and the pussyā¦ so OK, there were several reasons. When confronted with a good time I really donāt care what artistic license anyone takes as long as Iām getting what I want out of it. I got Caska, that was payment in full and then some! Let me tell you about Caska. I mean, I already know you know sheās hot as fuck, but she is like a creative genius with all these fantastic ideas that she can not only think up but turn them into reality. I donāt have that in me as I am more a ālets just fuck his dick offā type person. No frills, just thrills. I wish I was creative but I donāt have the patience for it. Even when I was getting paid to do videos, I hated standing around while they screwed with sets and lines. I mean, there was a hard dick right in front of meā¦ I need nothing more than that. Break out the penis and set me on cruise controlā¦ Iāll get you to the destination. Anyway, enjoy the video with and I will get you some more today so keep an eye for those.
2021-05-20 14:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Was going to shoot a video for today but got stuck at the Dr's office for hours. Appointments apparently only exist to their benefit. If you miss your appointment, they bill you. If they make you wait for three hours, all is good according to them. Anyway, who cares about that silly shit? I am posting some new stuff tomorrow with Caska so make sure you watch out for that. I do believe that you will like it! I just finished posting about how I don't get recognized and of course, I get recognized. At the doctor's office, of all places. By a tech. He waited till it was just the two of us and said he followed me on Instagram and Twitter. I think he thought he would get more of a reaction out of me but I was so tired of waiting around I was like, "great, thanks." He wanted to talk, but again, I wasn't in the mood. Now I feel kind of bad for blowing him off and being grumpy. Three hours will wear you down, though. That's how long I waited. I know it wasn't his fault but sometimes the cunty mood just takes over and only time will reverse it. Shit happens. I hope he writes to me on one of them so I can say I'm sorry for not being more affable. He wasn't a bad-looking guy, I bet he will write to me. I hope so. Just so I can let him know I wasn't angry with him, per se. I got a text from my swinger chick. I was going to get together with her tonight, but I had to blow her off. I was way late, had to run the dogs, cook, clean, and wasn't going to be good company tonight. It's hard to read people's moods when they text. If they don't use emojis, I don't know if they are happy, mad, sad, whatever. She is supposed to text me tonight. The more I think about it, giving her a good eating out is probably just what I need right now. I don't even want her to return the favor. Just spend a good hour working her body over would be good enough for me. Give me spank bank material for another time. I am not sure what she wants from me, to be honest. I love a gay relationship but right at this time in my life, I'm just not in the mood for going full on gay with her. She is hot as fuck, there is no doubt, but I can only take so much of her issues, which seem to be compounding daily with her goofy husband. I blocked him but I'm sure he will find a way to get a hold of me. He isn't a bad-looking guy, his dick is pretty good. I'd suck it if he wasn't such a pain in the ass at the moment. His marital problems have zero to do with me. Word to the wise, if you plan on swinging, you better know your partner and I mean really know your partner. Some folks drag the other one into it and they don't really want to do it until they do it. Then you have created a monster that only someone else can tame. In his case, his wife is kind of fixated on me. I can tell itās a temporary thing. She will get over the initial thrill, maybe go back to her husband and pretend none of this ever happened. In the meantime, I will continue to enjoy licking her insides till she sprays me down. Take what I can get, so to speak. I do secretly hope she doesnāt go back to him and stays single and will be a super slutty friend with benefits. We could slay some serious dick together and then clean each other up afterwards with a post game debriefing, if you know what I mean. That sounds like a dream cum true to be honest. I need to plan this out. Just saying!
2021-05-20 01:39:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It is wide open Wednesday! Also question Wednesday. People ask a lot of questions. I answer as many as I can in DMās but sometimes I get the same question multiple times so I will take a guess and assume that it is a popular question and answer them here. This one I only got once but I feel itās worthy. āWhen are you coming to the United States? I live in Florida, Daytona Beach, Volusia Countyā¦. last I checked that is the good old US of A. What do you curl and what is your arm routine? I curl 25lb dumbbells 4 sets of 20 and on each 3rd arm day I curl 35lbs 4 sets of 10-12. Plus, I add a bunch of other stuff in but you get the idea. I am bigger than you think. I am tall and I have long monkey arms which give my them a smaller appearance. Do I meat with people? Of course I do. I just donāt set up dates on here. I meat people the old-fashioned way. Out and about at restaurants, bars, gyms, clubs, and the likes. I find online dates to be a tad bit serial killer like. Have I ever fucked a fan? Tons of them. Lots of them were in my Shut Up and Fuck series, the others I just happened to run into out and about. There is a slight misconception that if you know me and come up and say hi that we will be fucking. Not how that worksā¦ at all. How many times a day do people recognize you? Maybe onceā¦. every month that is. I am not famous, people donāt run up to me on the daily asking for photos and such. I would consider myself fortunate if I get over one new fan to recognize me each month. Do I like when people recognize me? Absolutely. I am not afraid to admit it, I love it. That shit turns me on. Probably why so many fans got lucky over the years. Unless I am with kids, then use common sense and catch me another time. What are you going to do when this ends, you will go broke and you wonāt be able to get a job? I actually get this question in one form or another several times a week. Normally accompanied with a proposal of some sort. I saved every month, and I didnāt buy dumb shit I couldnāt afford like expensive cars. I paid my bills, kept my credit rating in the high 700ās to mid-low 800s. I live well within my means. I donāt care about jewelry, clothes, dumb shit like expensive purses and shoes. I shop at Walmart and I have been financially responsible for the last 30 years. I am fully funded on my retirement though I have to wait like everyone else to get the full benefits but I certainly wonāt be broke unless the entire world collapses but if that happens who cares anyway? I donāt knock people who buy the best of everything; they are more than likely doing infinitely better than I am in their own way. I chose the lifestyle I wanted; I was successful at it, and I am beyond thrilled at the results. Would I change anything? Yes, I wish I would have started in the adult industry at 18. I feel like I cheated myself out of 10 plus years of absolute happiness working as a Respiratory Therapist instead of getting my box stuffed on camera. I am very serious about that. Plus, those were prime fucking years. My box was on hormone overdrive and the world needed to see that. It was chewing guys up and spitting em out like sunflower seeds. Sorry I deprived all the world of that spectacle. What Iām not telling you is my favorite porn stars of all time were in the 80s and 90s and I would have died at the chance to get at a few of them.
2021-05-19 14:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostGood Morning everyone! Is it Humpday? Nope, itās wide open Wednesday. I like wide open Wednesday better. I have ācumā to the conclusion that testicle size has zero to do with the amount of jizz pumped out when a guy cums. I know a guy with great big softball sized nuts but only shoots out a small to medium amount of nut. I know another guy with very cute but tiny balls that shoot copious amount of sperm every damn time. Maybe softball nuts jerks off way more than tiny nuts does. Who knows? When you āre with me there is one thing that matters. The size of your load. A tiny cock with a huge load trumps a massive cock with a tiny load. Why? I donāt know. I love sperm. The more of it the merrier. That is probably why I enjoy making dicks cum without fucking them. I want to cause the impending eruption of jizz and I want to see it happen. I may have mentioned this once before that I once used to know a guy who had a fairly enormous dick, but the best part was the amount of semen he would pump out of his nuts. I once counted 11 ropes of jizz flying out. Not watery stuff, thick, long ropes. I got off on seeing and feeling that sperm splash my tongue, face, and tits so much that I would constantly be playing with his dick. I would show up to his work and literally beg him to let me suck his cock. We didnāt go anywhere in a car unless I was jerking and sucking him off while we drove. It was all about his cum. The amount of it to be exact. He left more semen stains on my clothes than everyone else combined. He actually dumped me. He said I only cared about sex and not him personally. He was right. I thought he was a douchebag with a twinge of Twink in him. But that didnāt stop me from falling in complete and utter love with his penis and massive sperm baths. I think I may have cried when I realized my body would be without his ball juice on me, in me, or both. Maybe Iām a sexual sociopath. Read on, someone thinks that I just might be. So, I open my email this morning to find out that some random person has diagnosed me as a Sociopath. He has gone on to inform me that I have three choices in life. I can split up with my boyfriend/husband whichever I have so I avoid causing him severe and permanent mental disabilities. Thatās my first choice. My second choice is I can confront my boyfriend/husband about this behavior and tell him that Iāve been in the grip of something seriously injurious to him and Iām scared and I want to make it right and stay together. Finally, I can secretly begin working with someone qualified to help me understand and change my behavior and figure out, as I go along, how to disentangle myself from this behavior and do the least amount of damage possible. Wonderful, those are my three choices. Choices, choices, choices. There are too many choices in this world. Thatās why I cheat. There are too many wonderful dicks, tits, and pussies in this world to make a choice. Am I a terrible person? To some I am sure I am the Anti-Christ. To others, well, just a solid fuck buddy. Do people get all screwed up when I step out on them? Of course they do. But letās get a few things out in the open. Itās been 20-plus years since I said I was anyoneās steady girlfriend. I have admitted on first dates that I am not a faithful person and I still do. The last guy that said he was going to put a ring on my finger was told that it needed to be a bigger size, so I could take it off easily when I was going out to find a dick to fuck. He thought I was kidding; I wasnāt. I cheated on him in less than three days. He said he was heartbroken. I reminded him he was cheating on his second wife with me. Cheatingā¦. is there anyone who reads this crap I blurt out that thinks I actually wouldnāt step out on you? I am not property, neither are you. I donāt own you; you donāt own me. I make no commitment to anyone that I will be faithful. If you ask me, I will in no uncertain terms tell you that someone else will have their cock inside of me and I will enjoy every inch of it. I was never yours. It was simply your turn. Now itās someone elseās turn. Maybe you will get another turn or twenty. If you donāt like it, go find some chick that will play by whatever rules you think is fair. I have my own rulebook and being faithful isnāt in it. On a side note, I donāt consider sex with other people being unfaithful, unloyal, much less shocking or damaging. If you cheat on me, and I have said this before, then you better damn well have all the details for me so I can at least get off listening to you tell me about it. But by all means, donāt let me get in the way of hot piece of ass. Feel free to invite me if the situation warrants it. Just saying.
2021-05-19 12:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Did some cheesy pics today in the gym. Why? Why not? Beats doing non cheesy pics without nudity... I know that much! What's new? I got a guy texting me to stay away from him and his girlfriend. First things first, I haven't seen him in the better part of a year and I haven't seen nor talked to his girlfriend since I blocked her number on my phone. Though she does still write to me on Instagram. This guy approaches me at Froggy's I would guess almost a year ago. He says his girlfriend has a thing for me. I check her out. She is banging hot, and he wasn't so bad himself. We talk, we fucked, we exchanged numbers. He gets with me like a week later; we set it up; we do it again. He wasn't all that in the sack, but she was. So the next day after our last fuck I get a text from her. She wanted to get together. I kind of thought it was all part of their little sexy game, but it wasn't. She told me how she hated him. He was always trying to get her swap with other couples so he could bang the hot wife, but she was stuck with the not so hot husband she didn't want to fuck. Sure, I banged her out like a good whore would, and I had my fun. But all the complaining and the somewhat clingy manner she had about her was turning me off. So I avoided her as much as I could. But, I get horny now and then for her and she texted me last week, and I brought her to my place and ate her for lunch, then for dinner, and the next morning she was breakfast as well. She said she left him. She didn't tell me that she left him that day, and this was the first night she was on her own. She started hinting around that she needed a place to stay and I was like STOP.... not going to happen. Nobody is moving in with me... period. The only people I can tolerate for an extended amount of time are my dogs. So she left. Then I start getting calls from the husband accusing me of wanting to steal his wife. I know, stupid but true. I inform him I wasn't trying to "steal" anyone and he should discuss this with his wife. He calls me a few choice names. I hang up, hope it's the end of this little drama fest and go back to eating my pretzels and cheese. The next day he calls again, goes through the same things, warning me this time saying there will be a priced to pay. I say sure. Then she calls, wants to get together again. Fuck it. I like licking her pussy. I could lick her box for days it really is that good. So I bang her out with my tongue again. She leaves and apparently tells him I ate her till she gushed in my mouth. He calls, yelling and screaming. I block his number, not hers. If she calls or texts again, I will definitely eat her out. There is no doubt about that. Look, it's all fun and games in the swinging world till I fuck your wife better than you do and she ends up belonging to me. So, I say to all you swingers, careful what you wish for. Just because you swing with a set of rules doesn't mean that I do. Just saying. And thanks for your wife, she tastes great!
2021-05-18 21:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Tuesday it is. Titty Tuesday. I can compete in that category. I shall compete in that category! Tits rock. They always have, always will, and rightly should so. We are truly strange creatures. Completely captivated by body parts and such. Iām good with that. I enjoy staring at beautiful people. They may not feel the same but such is life and tough cookies, beautiful people, that is a small price to pay. I was supposed to film myself getting fucked yesterday, but I didnāt. I got selfish, and I put the camera down and got fucked one on one, no audience. Why? Because I just wanted to feel his cock inside of me, touching me in those magical places only a cock can touch properly. No distractions, just feeling his dick slip inside of me, nice and smooth, gently nudging my insides apart to make room for it. I came like a motherfucker. So hard I hurt my neck from pushing it down on the pillow. Iām getting old. You know you 're getting old when you hurt yourself fucking. Sometimes I injure myself when Iām sleeping now. I go to bed fine but wake up all kinds of fucked up. I must dream Iām running a triathlon or something to fuck myself up that badly in my sleep. Who knows? I started taking Claritin D for allergies. I guess it kind of works but what it does do is make me dream like nobodyās business. Sex dreams at that. Extremely realistic dreams and I guess that is what they mean by āClaritin Clear.ā I kid you not because I had a dream that was very weird the other night and now I canāt get it out of my head. Iām going to tell you, but I donāt want you to judge me on this. In this dream I gave my current boyfriend a pill and it painfully and with great detail turned him into a chick. His dick shrunk up and his balls sucked in, both replaced with a tasty-looking, petite vagina. He grew a fantastic set of tits, and his face changed into a very attractive woman. He lost all his muscles and male features as well. Plus, I was much stronger than he was now, and I used that to overpower him. He still had the mind of a guy but the body of a hot chick. He was crying and all of that, mostly because I made him masturbate in front of me until his cunt drooled cum. I can be mean like that. Anyway, I ended up bringing home a dude with a massive black cock and testicles the size of softballs and watched him get fucked in his new weak super girly body. He didnāt want to, but I told him if he didnāt I would tell all his stud friends he was now a hot little bitch. No dick, no balls. Before I knew it he has massive dick inside of him rearranging his insides. I told the owner of that gigantic BBC I wanted him to cum inside of her/him. My boyfriend begged me not to let that happen. I wanted it to happen. Right when the dick inside of him started doing its release pump, I kept asking him if he could feel the sperm touching his insides for the first time ever. I wanted to know if he could feel the penis jerking around inside of him, pushing more and more cum into him, trying to breed him. Then my boyfriend came. He came like I do. So strong nothing else matters except that moment when everything is nothing but senseless, amazing sensation. I kept asking him what he felt like now that he knew what it was like to be completely owned by a cock. What it felt like to be turned into a bitch because he would now be begging for it to be put inside of him. It went on and on and he ended up pregnant and I woke up. Thanks Claritin D! The worst part is I now I wish they would make some of those pills because that crap turned me on! Wonder why? I guess probably because I get along better with guys and I could share some things in common if we both had vaginas. Anyway. I blame the Dā¦ Claritin D that is. I blame the other D for everything else it makes me do!
2021-05-18 15:58:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey, folks. I have a big clit. A massive clit, to be precise. It began growing when I was in my 20s and I blame it on masturbating from a very early age. I have been getting busy with my clit since I figured out it was there. I love my clit. Big clits mean sheās fucking lots of dicks. Remember, it was me that said that. All these shrunken clit chicks are running at a quarter of my speed. Chicks with big clits fuck. They fuck a lot. They fuck men, women, both at the same time. Hell, they look at fire hydrants differently than everyone else. Today, I felt like working my girl cock over and hard. So without further ado, here is a new video, made it an hour ago. I would have put it up sooner but I had to clean up my chair. Not kidding. Let me know what you think. Would you suck on my clit? Letās go one step furtherā¦ would you drink down my girl jizz? Would you? I would drink it and lick it clean but then again I would do a lot of things most people wonāt do. Let me know!
2021-05-17 17:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I found these pics; they are pretty fucking hot. As soon as I saw them, I remembered when I took them right away. Not quite a year ago. The guy who left his sperm in me had a massively long cock, massively long, big black cock, that is. I put on my QOS tat for him so he knew exactly what I wanted. He wanted me to tell him that I wanted him to breed me, as in seriously breed me, like get knocked up. Believe me, I would of if I could of. But as most of you know, that shipped sailed when I was 30. Itās one of my weird fantasies, one of the many that is, to be bred by a massive black cock and make my pathetic husband raise it. Couldnāt tell you why that turns me on, but it does. A lot. I would probably stay married if I had a cuck husband like that. I love cuck dudes, nothing better than a good do as they are told, cuck as a massive cock breeds me right in front of him. The guy that fucked me and left the load inside of me fucked me standing up. His dick was so long and big it made my stomach move when he sunk it in. I could see it moving my guts around in the mirror. I remember that fuck well. It was mind blowing sex. I wanted more, but he went back home to Massachusets and I havenāt seen him in a while. Hopefully I will see him this summer again, maybe he will stay longer and let me film him trying to breed me properly. I fucking hope so!
2021-05-16 20:37:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, so kind of out of things to post today so I will dig through some stuff and see what I got. I got some good stuff for this coming week so keep an eye out for that. Lets see what we can come up with today! Do I have dirty thoughts often? Yes, I do. I always have. I listen to guys tell stories about sitting in class with boners. I used to sit in class with wet panties. I used to imagine what the guys sitting around me looked like with a hard on. They had zero idea how wet they used to make me. So yes, I have dirty thoughts, and yes I take dirty pictures almost daily. Some guys act like they donāt like that, but itās all an act. I had a chick ask me not too long ago what is the first thing I think about when I see a hot guy. Thatās easy, what his cock will feel like in my mouth. That is always the first thing I think of when it cums to dirty thoughts. The honest answer blew her mind. I guess she thought I was going to say what a wonderful person I thought he might be. Never. That never pops in my mind. Itās always get his dick in my mouth immediately. We can worry about the personality things later. I have no idea what guys think about first. I would guess itās something sexual. I would hope its something sexual. I may or may not have more of a sexual mind than most guys, that is open for debate. However, what I do know is having a dirty mind makes boring conversations so much easier to take. Just saying. There is this thing going around about how chicks shouldnāt be gawked/stared at, complimented on, or otherwise even noticed if they dress like a complete whore. Letās get into this a little. First things first, you had me at whore. That is exactly what I was going for when I dressed up in this skimpy little outfit. Second if we go by this insane logic that we shouldnāt check you out when you dress slutty as fuck, and thank the heavens for slutty dressers, then you should basically just walk around naked and we wonāt bother looking at you. Of course if you dress like a hot ho we are going to notice you. I will notice you. I will look at you. No, I will stare at you with a lustful look in my eye, because you look hot as fuck. That is the exact look you were going for so when you get the confirmation that we agree, you 're hot as fuck, then be happy for yourself. You achieved the goal. Now Iām not saying anyone should run up and get in their face or touch them in any way or even say anything remotely weird. They shouldnāt. But simply looking at you because you dressed hot a fuck isnāt rude in my book. Itās the desired effect you were going for when you slipped that shit on. So basically, fuck off with all this woke I can wear what I want shit and nobody better stare at me shit. Iām going to stare at you. Long and hard with a crazy look in my eye. Admit itā¦ thatās what you wanted all along! Why else would you dress that way? Because you like it? You think you look good dressed all whorish? You are correct, you look fantastic. Me staring at you is my way of showing appreciation for a job well done. Get used to it. Now fuck off with all this crybaby shit. You should be sending me thank-you notes for being a creeper. Catch you all in a bit!
2021-05-16 18:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Sunday morning everyone. Hope your Saturday went well. Mine did, but I was a bad girl. I went to a neighborhood picnic and had a good time. I met a good-looking guy there, 34, nice bod, all that good stuff. He was from Tampa but was visiting his parents here in Daytona. Heās married and has a few rug rats back in Tampa. I left well enough alone, but he kept striking up conversations and flirting. Not when his parents were around though, all they talked about then was his wife and the little ones. They are truly fans of his wife, that much is obvious. If they find out, I emptied his testicles all over my tits last night, lets just say they will not be happy. It was a good fuck. Iāll give him that. We had to use condoms, though, and I fucking hate condoms. Not that I think they are a bad idea, they arenāt. Nevertheless, that doesnāt mean I have to like them. So, since he had a condom on anyway, I let him stretch my rectum out and plunge me with his dick till I came. Then off with the condom and to work, I went till he dropped a nice load on my chest. It was a lot of fun. Until he started whining about how he shouldnāt of done it and he was an idiot. He loved his wife, blah blah blah. I literally told him, āDude, this isnāt the start of a relationship. You fucked my ass, made me cum, I sucked your cock, made you cum, lets shake hands and see you later.ā Then he got even dumber. He started in on āThatās all I meant to you? And I quote this next line āI was just a sexual escapade?ā That made me laugh. I donāt know why, but it did. My laughing made him mad. The madder he got, the more I laughed. It was an awkward cycle. Anyway, I at least I got a good fuck out of him before I concluded he was a ding dong. I almost want to show his parents the pics we took in his hotel room. Every time I run into them across the street, and I do all the time, I will think about their sonās dick sliding in and out of my ass. If only he had ended this thing on a high note. I would be furiously fingering myself right now, anticipating the encounters with his parents! What is the moral of this story? I donāt really have one. I feel pretty good about the whole thing. Maybe if you think you are going to feel guilty about dumping jizz in a woman, not your wifeā¦ donāt do it. Of course that seems silly to me, but who am I to judge? Catch you all in a bit!
2021-05-16 14:36:50 +0000 UTC View PostAs stated earlier, I was able to get my roof fixed and pay for it with some manual labor of my own! He was handy with his hands, so I got handy with mine! I definitely changed his oil. The other guy didn't show up, so it made it easy! Anyway, he was down to shoot a video so here it is! Let me know what you think! https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
2021-05-15 16:48:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone. Hope you had a good Friday night. Mine wasnāt bad at all. Had some decent food, good laughs, drank some sperm. Just a nice tranquil night. Today is looking pretty good as well. Sun is out, should be some guys coming over later to help me finish my roof. I finally found the leak but need some help to patch it. Hopefully, they will accept draining their testicles inside of me as payment. I am being serious here, not just fucking around looking for the easy OMG shock thing. First, they are both friends. Second, one of them I have fucked more than a few times. https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 The other one is someone who is kind of new to my circle of friends. I made a statement above that āI drank some spermā last night, and I did and enjoyed every second of it. So much I did it a second time and let him soak my tits with his jizz. I didnāt let him touch me though because I have high hopes for today and by holding off if and when I cumā¦ it should be legendary. The ballā¦ or balls, are in their court. My vagina is sloppy wet and open for business if they choose to sample my goods. The ass is in play today as well, though that would be unexpected. It takes some guys that really comfortable with their sexuality to DP a chick. Lots of guys are not comfortable being in such close quarters with other mens body parts. If it ācumsā up thoughā¦ I will be leaking jizz from both holes and thatās a promise! I have only been DPās a few times and every time has been beyond amazing. Itās the after the fuck mind fuck that is the absolute best. Unless you have ever walked around with nut leaking out of your ass and box at the same timeā¦ I donāt know how to explain it. Itās a frustratingly perfect feeling that I know I will never get often enough. My friend Kay asked to watch me blow my guy last night. Who am I to say no to that? I asked her to take a few pics the second time around. She watched, and I made eye contact with her most of the time. She never looked away, but she never touched herself, which I thought surely she would. From start to finish, she was fixated on us, though. When I told her I wanted to do it again, I told her if she needed to get going, donāt let me keep you. She asked to stay again for the second time around. I went to work. And she stared wide eyed, never touched herself or made any indication that it turned her on. Was she? I donāt know. I have yet to talk to her since last night. She had to be. Why else would she stay for round 2? She used to be very quiet but lately she has been calling me asking me lots of questions about the guys I get with. I donāt think she is interested in being gay buddies with me; she has never come across that way. I think my sexuality might fascinate her and expand her sexuality as well. Have I ever had girlfriends watch before? Of course. But they say things, touch themselves, most eventually join in. There was none of this last night. Just her sitting still and completely focused on watching. If she doesnāt get a hold of me shortly, I am going to call her. I kind of have to know what we are up to, if you know what I mean. I am annoyingly curious as to what is running through her mind. I admit I am also quite a bit turned on by it as well. I have this porn scenario running through my mind that involves us being together along with everyone else. I will keep you posted on this when I actually know what it is up myself! @u125291845
2021-05-15 13:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
