Just getting things started this morning plenty more so watch for it today đđ»đ. Side note 34ggmilf is back up and running again so feel free to hit it up anytime
2021-04-10 14:37:47 +0000 UTC View PostMy 34gg site got goofed up. During the server update it goofed a few files so it is actually going to be easier to just build a new one then to work the bugs out of the old one. So if you have a login bear with me for a few days while I create a new masterpiece better than the last one... Hopefully đ
2021-04-09 22:44:13 +0000 UTC View PostPopping out to grab something to eat then back to posting some more stuff and getting my 34gg back online, not sure what happened but I do know it's down for the moment
2021-04-09 20:23:08 +0000 UTC View PostOK, as promised, more new video of me doing things to my massive clit which means me doing things that make me cum. So enjoy this one and let me know what you think of it. It's a very simple video but it's easy to cum this way. I kind of have a thing for showing off my chick dick so that helps as well!
2021-04-09 18:19:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Friday morning everyone! I am back from Naples, FL where I had a fantastic trip, got bred in spectacular fashion, and generally had a great time. Just saying. These pics are going along with this post so if you read on you will figure it out. New videos will be up today. New BBC videos are cumming next week, and new girl on girl will be hear the following week. So watch for them! When I say new, I mean new. As in just shot. The new rules on here have put a damper on lots of my content, but I am just adjusting and getting content that fits the terms of service. This post is a question-and-answer post. Lots of questions in the posts recently, so I thought I would answer some of them. First one, is why is my clit so damn big? Because it kind of always was to begin with. Just like some dudes are born with a big dick, I was born with a big clit. Now, did I make it bigger? You better fucking believe I did! Itâs an obsession with me. At the risk of telling you more than you want to hear, I will do so. I am not shy about what I like, nor what I will do to get it. If that bothers you, no point in reading further. The bigger it gets, the more intense the cum I get. I am not fucking around here. Itâs that simple. Size matters for me when it cums to my clit. It matters a lot. It started with my hysterectomy 20-plus years ago. I had to get on hormone replacement therapy being that I lost some of my guts because of tumors. I was supposed to end up a dry old sexless hag after that. Everyone told me that was going to happen. Bullshit. I got it in my head dick was in my future and made it so. A month after getting all put back together, I was fucking. I wasnât just fucking; I was cumming. Didnât miss a beat, and I was getting bred 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes by 3 or 4 different dicks. Best sex I ever had to that point. The follow up doc asked me about my sex life months later and I told him it was great, but I had to use lots of lubes. I wasnât wet, but if I used lube, all was like it should be. He asked me how much testosterone I was taking. None. I was taking absolute zero. He told me that was a screwup and prescribed it be added to my hormone cocktail. The intensity of sex didnât change at all but I did get wet and lube was out so all was good. About 6 months in my voice changed to lower. I flipped out and went back to the doc to get it removed. He told me even if I got off of it; the voice would not change back. He asked me about my clit and it was fine, nothing changed. About a year into it, it seemed bigger, and I was cumming so hard that I was seeing stars. I kept finding myself staring at my clit and getting more and more turned on just by looking at it. I got obsessed with getting it bigger. I found a doc who let me get an injectable test, and I got into that. It made my clit even bigger, but then it stopped. Like I said, I was obsessed with it, and I still am. So I found this thing called a clit pump, and I went to town every day several times a day, and after about a year, it was pretty damn big and staying that way. So, I added a little more test and boom; it got bigger and bigger. The bigger it got, the bigger I wanted it. Still do. I am wary of going overboard with putting things into my body, but I have found an actual doctor that said she can safely monitor me if thatâs something I want to do. I just started it, so I am super hopeful to add an inch in length and girth as well. What about my physical appearance? Did the test get me my muscles? No, eating and a solid two hours a day lifting got those. My test levels arenât high enough to make much of an impact on my lifting. I wonât lie though, I am hoping the higher amounts will put some bulk on my arms as an added bonus. What could be better? A massive chick dick along with some killer biceps able to squeeze your dick so hard your balls wonât know what to do! So, yes, over the next few months I am hoping to see a substantial increase in size to my chick cock. Makes me sopping wet thinking about it. Why do you like cum so much? 4 people asked me this question over the last 48 hours. Unless you have ever felt a manâs penis ejaculate inside of you, I am not sure how to describe the obsession I have with sperm. I may have a different take on sex. Many women seem to think allowing you to have sex with them is a privilege they dole out when and how they want. I kind of see it the other way around. It may be instinctual, I donât know. I find myself grateful that you have allowed me the use of your penis. I know itâs weird, but I see your dick as a separate entity from you. I have tried not to, but it just doesnât work for me. Allowing me to make it granite hard, letting me put it in my mouth, letting me put it inside of me where ever I choose to put it, is a privilege to me. That I can cause it to sneeze jizz inside of me is the ultimate sexual thrill. I have said this before, but I donât think I explain it well. When I make you dump sperm inside of me, I am taking a part of you and leaving it inside of me. A part that could impregnate me. I know I canât be bred technically, but that doesnât mean I canât pretend. Last question. Why are you not traveling out of Florida? Why would I? Itâs nuts everywhere else. The whole pandemic thing has had a lasting effect of keeping everyone in the house. I listen to other people who have traveled, and they all sing the same sad song. Super slow. I donât need any help in banging my head against the wall; I know how to do that fine all by myself. Traveling right now appears to be nothing but a head-banging experience at the moment. Someone will always tell me my business. Usually someone who isnât in the business they want to school me on. I wonder if they stop and consider I have been at it for over 20 years? So, no, I am not traveling as yet. I will let you know when I decide to pack up the RV and hit the road. This sounds like a snotty answer. Itâs not intended to be, just kind of came out that way. I really need to go back and edit these posts, I just donât have the time. Editing presents a false image, anyway.
2021-04-09 14:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Travel day... traveling back home that is from Naples! I forgot to put these up the other day so these will have to do till later tonight! I am actually driving home with a box full of jizz so these pics have a special meaning today!
2021-04-08 18:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Nope, I wasn't done yet so now you have to look at a few more. I am tricky that way.
2021-04-07 20:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So, when you are sitting around in a hotel room waiting... what on earth is a girl to do? Take naked pics is the thing that cums to mind for me. So, that is just what I did. Hope you like!
2021-04-07 20:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostGot a quick request for this video... one of my favorite things to do... get thoroughly bred and left with a lump of jizz in my snatch that does not belong to my current boyfriend/husband and continuously dribbles out of my pussy for the rest of the day. So, I guess what I'm saying here is that I would love to put this short little video up. I have pictures as well but that will be in the morning!
2021-04-07 02:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning from Naples đ Let's get this day started off with a bang, I know I did đ Hope you all have a great day. Catch you all a bit later!
2021-04-06 14:08:36 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone asked me about Lando Cox and whether or not I have fucked him. Yes, and not only did I fuck him, I let him breed me properly. Want proof? Here it is! https://onlyfans.com/handsomeandhungxxx
2021-04-05 18:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone! New day, new shit to do. I am on my way to Naples for the week so I will be a bit on and off as I travel and such. I am starting off with some photos this morning and a video as well on 34ggmilf I wanted my live-in girlfriend way when to cheat on me. Jade was her name. She was gay. I thought it would be hotter if she cheated on me with a guy than it would be a girl. Kind of more of a slap in the face. She cheated on me with a chick but it wasnât all that hot. Kind of meh. Dicks are king when it cums to cheating. She wouldnât do it. She did however agree to make me a video of her doing that very thing. And she actually went through with it and made that video! I masturbated to this video last night, so I thought I would put it up. It was with my actual side dick that Jade didnât know was jizzing me down almost daily. She wasnât into the whole cheating thing. I find that most people are not but here nor there. So I filmed Rick fucking Jade. When I filmed it I begged Jade to let me do a three-way with them, but she just wouldnât do it. I was so fucking horny I masturbated in the bathroom afterwards. I know you guys on OFâs cant see the video. I canât put it on here due to the new terms of service and such. It is on 34ggmilf and you have free access to it as long as you are a member of my OnlyFans. You just have to message me with an email and Iâll set you up. Got an email today from somebodyâs girlfriend/wife/whoever. She states more than a few times that I am a whore. Now, I have never met this guy or the girl writing me, but itâs fairly impressive that she knows me so well. I have labored long and with complete dedication, making guys hard then beating them back soft, so itâs nice when someone recognizes your hard work. I told her I donât recall the gentleman she was describing but if she would be so kind as to send me a picture of his cock erect I would let her know for sure. No point in sending a soft dick pic, they all look the same when soft and I pay little attention unless they are standing at attention. I havenât heard back. Guys get upset when I cheat on them. They want to know why. Really? Because I was fucking horny. Any more questions? I would guess that is why you cheated on me, because you were horny. Why are you horny? Two reasons. 1 because you are a randy bastard and I say that in the most loving of ways and second, I am not handling your balls at home and you simply are playing elsewhere. Either way, Iâm good. I do ask that you give me the details so I can masturbate while you're telling me, but other than that, feel free. I do have a weird fetish thing I am absolutely compelled to do. If I know I you put your dick in strange pussy, I have to smell it. I mean, I really have to smell it. I love that smell. Itâs musty and delicious all at the same time. I like details as well. I am probably annoying like that. I want to know everything down to the tiniest detail. Details make me cum. I get it; you put your dick in her. But while your dick was in her, did you tongue kiss? Did you suck her tits? Did you finger her and make out before you stuck your dick in her? Did she let you properly breed her by cumming inside of her? I need to know these things to properly orgasm. I donât know why I need to know these things, I just do. The more details I get, the hornier I get. One boyfriend shot a video of his infidelity for me. It wasnât the same. It was hot and all that, but hearing the details directly from you and visualizing them, way hotter. Anyhow, that is all for now, I have to hit the road and get to Naples so catch up with you when I get there! Brooke!
2021-04-05 14:44:23 +0000 UTC View PostSo, if you read the previous post you now know that the batteries are fully functional and I have stepped back out of the dark ages and back into the world of mechanical cumming. I like mechanical cumming much better than cave woman style. Just saying! Enjoy this little Easter Video!
2021-04-04 18:27:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Easter everyone! How it got to be the day that it is I have no clue. Oversized creepy fluffy bunnies and zombies. Is what it is. Anyway, so take a look at this picture, it's a happy Easter photo, family friendly. What? A bag of dildos? Nope, plastic eggs. Take a second look and get your mind out of the gutter... which is where it belongs but I feel obligated to say that with this photo. Next photos... which are not so family friendly which is definitely more our speed. My battery died. Just after I got things going pretty good, they up and died. So now Iâm stuck to fingering myself like a cave woman. What kind of shit is that? So, I thought, the remote for the TV has batteries, Iâll use those. Back up bitch. Itâs a rechargeable battery that you canât just swap out. Motherfucker! So, essentially, for all general purposes, my vibrator is now nothing more than a shitty dildo. So, now I have to plug in my vibrator, wait an hour, and then get back to business. Look, once you go mechanical, it's hard to go back to the manual/finger method. As you can see from picture number 4... my box is demanding attention! So, if you live in an old house you find out quickly that plaster holds the suction cup of your favorite dildo pretty damn good. A little to good in fact. Anyone any good at drywalling? Someone asked me if anyone every found my dildos. Everyone found my dildos in one place or another. Family, friends, strangers, they have all come across my plastic meat rockets sooner or later. One ex boyfriend got into my plastic container bin that I keep them in. Yes, I have so many that I have a large storage bin full of them. He confided that after finding it he was starting to adequacy issues. I certainly am not going to get rid of them so people feel better about the size of their penis. That's why I keep such large ones. Because finding the size of a real penis to match the dildos is virtually impossible. Why do I like them so big? I don't know. I don't like them that big all of the time. I have to be in the mood. The massive stretched feeling is somewhat indescribable. It's a powerful feeling to be able to slowly stretch to the size of that 7 inch around plastic cock and then slip it in my guts another 10 inches. The best part is not actually the cum, its the stretched out and destroyed feeling afterwards. My pussy feels so, I don't know, used I guess. I like fucking guys afterwards, barely even knowing they are inside me. Gives me a feeling of power over them. What does all this actually mean? Who knows, I just know it turns me on to to point of making my cunt drool. Anyway, I need to check on my vibrator and see if it has enough charge to finish the job so I will check in afterwards! Hopefully with good news. Better be good news. My cunt is angry. You don't want my cunt to be angry. Just saying. Love ya Brooke
2021-04-04 15:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone đ Just a quick little update before I get my day started. Hope you all have a great one. Catch you all later.
2021-04-03 15:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post
A few pics I took yesterday outside on the porch and some more I just took a few minutes ago in the gym. Why? Why not? Sometimes a girl just wants to take nudes and post them all over the internet for all to see. It's like fishing for dicks. The more pics I put out, the more dicks my pussy catches. Just saying.
2021-04-02 16:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick snack to start today off, more to cum... literally! https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
2021-04-02 16:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostI like women. I can confirm that with certainty. This video makes me want a wet vagina leaving a snail trail on my chin. Just saying. I am going out tonight with the expectation of licking a vagina until it drools uncontrollably into my mouth. It is definitely going to be a gay day for me. I remember back in the 80s and 90s when you couldnât just say something like that lest your life be burned down. I said it anyway, took a lot of shit for it, and I gave no fucks on my part to those who disliked me for it. I first licked a vagina before I was 18. Hell, I drank sperm before I could drive a car. Nothing creepy. I was the one talking people into sex, not the other way around. Where the fuck am I going with this? As usual, I donât know. I guess what Iâm saying is that I was doing the gay thing before the gay thing was cool. I have always just liked sex. I donât see the problem. I guess folks get uptight about it. I have a friend who caught her husband jerking one out and she beside herself. I was like, so the fuck what? How is this a problem? Is he fucking you when you want to fuck? Yes, check that one off. Does he ask to fuck you often? Yes, check another one off. Do you fuck him when he wants to fuck more than half the times? No? Well, there you go. What is the problem? He isnât getting it from you, so he gets the job done himself. I have been there, done that so many times it would be impossible to count. The proper response would have been to ask him if you could lend a hand, literally. I know if I walked in on my guy jerking off, at the very least I am going to join him and jack off with him. Make it a party. Sometimes jerking off together is better than actually fucking. Sometimes. Not all the time. Now and then. Mostly I want you to move my guts around with your penis and make it puke a thick sticky load of cum inside me. Just saying. I do not know why Iâm telling you this. It just came to mind, I guess. I am very strange that way! Anyway, enjoy the video and catch you all a bit later. shout out @deauxma
2021-04-01 19:10:24 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update while I get the next update ready for you đ. Should be an hour or so. It's a throwback but I believe you will dig this one đ„đđ„
2021-04-01 18:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone.  Here are a few pics from yesterday.  Thought I would put them up today.  There are like 60 of them and if you want the complete set, messaged or downloadable, just get me a tip, you decide the amount, and I will send the rest to you. I got dicked pretty good yesterday.  Two huge cumshots.  One on me, one in me.  That is a good day.  I am definitely âDickmatizedâ for sure.  I could use that cock in me right now, but that will not happen at the moment.  Day is fresh though, maybe I will score some jizz one way or the other.  Not holding my breath though if I get lucky, I plan on having jizz breath. Facebook.  Why donât I have a Facebook?  Because all the crazy bastards stalk me on Facebook.  I used to have a Facebook page, but it got stupid.  One of the last things I did when I still had Facebook was follow a guy I met at the Country 500 a few years ago.  I ended up making him show me his dick because he swore he had 9 inches.  He had 9 inches.  I sucked his dick like it was the last meal I was ever going to get.  I destroyed his cock and ruined his balls by sucking his soul out the head of his dick.  He ended up on his ass in the wet grass, blubbering by the time I was done, and then he then followed me around like a ding dong the rest of the day.  He had to be beside me, in my personal space, trying to hold my hand and all that touchy feely stuff.  I just wanted to suck his dick.  I enjoyed sucking his dick.  I enjoyed it so much I put up with him so I could get it stuffed in my guts before I left.  And in my guts, his dick went.  I did wonderful things to my pussy with that penis.  So wonderful I let it leave another pile of jizz in my pussy.  While I was getting dressed, he was messaging me on Facebook.  By the time I got home, he messaged me countless times.  I didnât even read them.  I blocked him.  Then he came at me again with another account.  I blocked that one.  And he did it yet again, a third time.  I deleted my Facebook.  Thatâs why I donât have Facebook.  Facebook gets all up into your personal information and tries to give it to everyone else on Facebook.  So and so should be your friend.  Thanks, Iâll pick my own friends if you donât mind. Someone asked me whatâs the meanest thing I have done to a guy that I was in a relationship with.  Without a doubt, it was fucking his best friend and not stopping when he opened the door and caught us.  My boyfriendâs face was absolutely that of a defeated man, but that only made my pussy wetter.  I shoved his BFFâs cock balls deep in me and told him to cum inside me all within the span it took my boyfriend to grasp what was going on and close the door.  I was serious about letting his balls loose inside of me, and he was serious about doing it.  I didnât clean up after we were done.  I just walked his friend out the front door with my boyfriend, watching him leave while his sperm was still dripping down my thighs.  They didnât say a word to each other.  I, however, said a few things that may have been construed as not really nice.  He quickly said he was very confused about what was going on.  I said I was confused as well.  Confused because I think I might have feelings for your friend because he fucks me so good.  I told him I was already missing his friendâs cock, and he had only been gone a few minutes.  That did not go over very well.  I had to find a place to stay that night.  No, I didnât go to his friendâs house; he was married, kids, all that good stuff.  I stayed with a girlfriend.  Good news is we both fucked boyfriends friend about a week later.  The bad news is, his friend made my friend pregnant.  She had the kid; he had to pay kid support which his wife found out about and she ended up dumping him.  Here is the kicker.  His ex wife ended up marrying my ex boyfriend whoâs ex friend had to not only let my ex move into his house and pay for it, he had to pay kid support to both ladies.  I just kind of ducked my head and quietly wandered off into the world, never to be heard from again.  Oops.  Moral of the story?  I donât know; I donât have morals about sex.  I guess if you're a guy, donât dump jizz into chicks unless you know for sure what the end result is going to be.  It could end up messy and expensive. No, I am not super sentimental, or romantic for that matter.  Just two weeks ago, a guy I have known for a long time said he wanted to tell me things.  Things about how he felt and such.  He started in on it and it got super soft and sappy, almost immediately.  I was like âwhoa⊠knock some of the top there Romeo.  Iâd be happy if you would just fuck my face and tell me Iâm beautiful while your doing it.â  Better yet, kiss me on the lips after you cum in my mouth.  Thatâs my idea of romance.
2021-04-01 14:24:18 +0000 UTC View PostPost fuck 1 update and quickly followed by post fuck update 2. My box is working overtime and loving the workout! Just saying.
2021-03-31 19:41:56 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, everyone. Itâs Wednesday, Humpday, whatever you prefer to call it. I was supposed to get humped today, but I havenât heard from him, so there may be no humping going on this fine day. We shall see. I need to find a backup cock. I know of one, but I donât know that I want to deal with the person attached to it. His dick is good, but he is such a douche. They counterbalance each other out. This is a video on my 34gg site, which you have access to if you want it, just message me, that is just that. A guy with a great dick that is just a big a dick as his dick. His dick is strong though so I went back for more and more⊠and them some more after that. This video is unedited. No cuts, no tricks, no nothing. From start to finish, this is nothing more than me enjoying a rather large and fat cock. Let me know what you think. I am putting up another video for OFâs but again, feel free to get access to the other one. I was holding a cock in my hand the other day when it ejaculated. About 30 seconds before it did, it expanded in my hand. Literally got about a third thicker than what it already was. It made my fingers spread apart. It got so hard it was like cement, which made his pulse feel like a drumbeat. The head turned bright purple and started dribbling jizz. I swear it looks so painful, especially when I see the rest of your body seize up right before you cum. His balls didnât suck up inside him, but started up the side of his shaft. Then they started pumping, his dickhead got even bigger and more angry looking, and he shook and boom. A river of sperm erupted from his tiny little cum hole, which was now the size of a fat straw. His jizz covered my tits. I put a picture of it up in an earlier post. I tell you this because this is what I am going to be thinking of when I get myself off later today. The biggest turn on of the whole thing is that I did that to his body. I made his cock into a cement log. I made his balls suck up on the sides of his cock shaft and I made them pump his sperm onto my tits till there was none left. I love knowing that I can do that to a manâs body. As you already know, I really love knowing that I can take a part of his body from him and make it mine. Anyway, that is my jack-off material for later on! I am a road rage driver. I always was. I used to yell âPick a fucking lane, dickhead!â when my mom pushed me around in the grocery cart. Apparently, I am the only one on the entire planet that knows how to drive correctly. Just saying. Am I the only one who masturbates because I get bored? Sure, I do when Iâm horny, but sometimes it just seems like something constructive to do. Just asking for a friend. They asked me why I hang around certain people, even though I know they are complete assholes. The dick. I get dickmatized. I get put under a spell by the magical penis and it controls my life and I hang around for nothing more than the dick. If you have a magic penis that lights my vagina on fire, I will literally put up with a ton of shit just to get access to it. I have actually begged guys to let me remove the sperm from their balls. Not because I want to make them happy. No, not at all. But because I want to make myself happy by impaling my guts with his penis. I could care less about their feelings or lack thereof. I will pretend to care if the dick is strong enough. Sadly, there is no substitute for a live hard cock. No plastic, rubber, silicone, whatever, cock will ever replace a real one. So, I will continue begging for penis even if I have to beg douche bags to slip it in me. Now you know why! I once had a guy tell me his dick was so good I would be making him a sandwich afterwards. Ended up my pussy was so good he made me a sandwich. Just saying. Catch you all again in a bit!
2021-03-31 19:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostJust a short video for you. I will have more tonight so watch for it. I will be putting a video up for 34gg that won't be on Only Fans so make sure you check that out as well. I would love to put it on OF but I can't. But, again, if you want access just message me and I'll make sure you have it at no cost, no tricks, no upsells. As long as you keep your sub up here you will have free access there. Catch you all in a bit!
2021-03-30 19:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Somebody wants my Twix... Ain't gonna happen Rude Dude Rudy đ
2021-03-29 17:03:16 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update with a short workout video. I donât know why but it seems like it would be hot đ„ if a guy or several were jerking off and cumming on me at random times. I just have this image of hard cocks being worked over and dumping warm sticky sperm on me. Sounds like a good time to me but I am a weird one. Catch you all in a bit đ. Remember if you like it tap that like button so I can start getting my numbers back on track. â€ïž
2021-03-29 16:04:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Didn't get much as far as photos go from the beach but I did get this one đ like it if you do đđ»đ
2021-03-28 22:45:45 +0000 UTC View PostHere is a video that I did with @deauxma in San Antonio TX. We did it on a ranch that had 600 acres, so we had a ton of privacy. This is the weirdest video I have ever made. It was definitely fun without a doubt. However, fun videos have a way of not being fan favorites. This is probably to the point of weirdness that it will not be a fan favorite. I have had this video for years now and never put it up because it really isnât your standard porn. Itâs quite odd. But once again, if I had to pick a video that was the most fun to make, this one would be in the top 3. Let me know what you think, I am curious to how it goes over. Remember, I lost a lot of videos to the OF purge and most of my likes went with them so if you dig it, like it for me! Tats. I am a fan of well thought out tats. However, I never really thought any of mine out, but overall I donât think they came out too bad. I would never cover myself in them. I donât see the point. I saw this video and I have to admit, some of them may have gone overboard. Not that some of them arenât hot, certainly not saying I wouldnât do them, just saying I wouldnât do what they did. Check it out and see what you think. Those of you reading this on OnlyFans wonât be able to see it, but if you want access, simply message me and Iâll get it to you. Alright, donât read any further if you donât want to hear me bitch. Some ding dong wants me to join her happy club, and I declined, which made her not so happy. So, fair warning, the rest of this is me ranting it out. Exit now if you donât want to see it. I have a chick who has a shit ton of followers on Social Media. She is lecturing me on being nicer. Lol. Me, being nicer, now thatâs fucking funny. First, I donât think Iâm mean at all. I do talk before I think, but at least you know you are getting genuine thoughts and not pre-planned strategically thought out canned responses. I think I am as authentic as you will find on here. I donât like bullshit as much as the next person. You know, âLook at me, Iâm squirting for twenty seconds and its nothing but girl cum!â No you're not. Youâre p!ssing all over the fucking place. Itâs going to stink if you donât get some serious Clorox on it, and fast. Or the ever popular âI love everyone, everyone should just love each other.â Except me, I am the exception. You are allowed to hate me. Apparently I am the Anti Christ of love. These people are so full of shit itâs a wonder it doesnât drool out of their ears. I just want to be honest with you. Not every day is a wonderful magical day. Sometimes shit sucks. I donât love everyone. Hell, I donât love more than a handful of people. I probably love more dogs than I do people. Truth be told, I am more likely to be in love with the cock than I am the guy attached to it. Some of them I donât even like, but the dick trumps that. Look, Iâm not saying I donât like you, just saying I donât want to hold everyoneâs hand and sing songs together. I got shit to do. Important shit. Like getting dicked, hitting the swamps, bouncing the Jeep off sand dunes, getting more dick. I donât have to love you to be your friend. I donât even have to like you. As long as I respect you, I can be your friend. I respect people who are straight forward and donât waste my time with BS and drama. I lose all respect the second I see people selling the âI love everyone and wish everyone the happiest and most wonderful thoughts and well being ever!â Bullshit. Next time someone cuts you off, let me know if you still want to buy them a birthday cake. You know who does that shit? Unhealthy people. Mentally unhealthy people. They need to convince you they are happy and healthy. They do this by telling you how much they love you and care for you and would send you the winning lottery numbers if they could. But, fuck it, if it makes you feel happy listening to that crap, Iâm all for it. It just wonât be from me. Nauseates the fuck out of me. I guess because I know itâs a complete fraud. I know these people, they would run you over for a loose dollar bill. No matter what they tell you or sell you on its complete and total fraud. But again, we all like to be sold on something, Iâm no different. I like people seeing me and saying nice things, I really do. Even if they donât mean it. But I like to think I earn compliments. I donât like to be told Iâm a fat old cunt. That sucks, I get it. I never do that to people, but I donât back down either. You say something I disagree with like everyone should get a trophy for just showing up and Iâm likely to say they shouldnât. If you want everyone to be happy, start helping the people who need it the most in third world countries. I donât care about dumb shit like women getting equal pay in soccer or football or whatever you call it. Join the menâs team. They can join the womenâs teams if they change their pronoun. Change your pronoun and step up to the big boy league. Fuck, where am I going with this? I donât have a clue. I just hate being told what to do or think. Actually I hate being told how to manipulate you, the consumer, which to me is just another dirty trick to relieve you of your cash without having to earn it. Look, I know how to screw things up just fine all by myself, I donât need ding dongs instructing me on how to do it. Sheesh, as long at that was it went super fast. I feel better now. Warm fuzzy bunny better. Now fuck off while I get something to eat. Just kidding. Kind of. Still kidding. Or am I? Catch up with you all in a bit!
2021-03-28 20:12:30 +0000 UTC View PostQuick post before the next post with myself and Deauxma. Heading to the beach this morning with Julia to see what we can get into or better into me đ
2021-03-28 14:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
New post up on 34gg. As you know I can't put a lot stuff up on here anymore so it has to go there. I'll post the post and put some pics I took today. If you like them and want the all, 53 in total just tip me whatever you feel is good and I'll get them to you. If you want to see the video and you are reading this you do have free access to it. No charge, no gimmicks. As long as your sub is active you can see all of them vids and pics I can't put here. All the new stuff I do coming up next week will be here as I will make sure I have everything in order to meat the new rules. So here you go! Enjoy the pics! Let me know what you think and hit the like button for me! I lost a bunch of likes when they pulled all my stuff down! Hello everyone. How are you doing now? Good, now shut up and watch this video. If you donât you will end up just like this guy, so do as I say or will do as I did to him. Pehgging videos ( have to spell it wrong, it's a bad word apparently. Used to make them all the time. Hard to find guys to do it. Tons of guys love it, but not too many are keen to be on video for all the world to see. I have written about boyfriends who said they would never but then ended being my little butt bitch. You never know until you try! Look, I have serious IBS issues⊠Insanely Big Strapon issues, that is. If we are going to do it, we are going to do it. Your ass is going to be whistling in the wind for a few days. I like a guy who can take a eight incher to the hilt. Not many can. I canât. I am a four to five incher and thatâs all I need, all I can handle, but itâs enough to blow my mind with a brain altering cum. Enjoy the video. Let me know what you think in the comments. Donât be shy, I know this isnât for everyone but keep an open mind. I never say never. I am more of a letâs see how it goes kind of girl. Is it just me or is this Dr Fauci guy an idiot? Just asking. Is it just me or is this Cuomo guy an idiot? Just asking. Is it just me or does everyone pick on Florida and then want to move here? Just saying. The pain in the ass weather lady on Fox 35 who blocked me on Twitter for letting her know she sucks just announced that there is the possibility of violent tornadoes. Is there any other kind? Do they make gentle tornadoes? Are some tornadoes more grumpy than others? Again, just asking. I need to pay more attention to the news, but I swear nothing really ever changes. Just the names change. Trump was a horrible person with his policies on the border. Now itâs Biden who is a horrible person with his policies on the border. Trump was not fit for office. Now Biden isnât fit for office. Itâs a never-ending cycle. Then they send me free money and take it back every quarter when I pay my taxes. I literally just deposited my stimulus check into my tax account. They will get it back in April. I want to fuck a cop. Everyone knows that. More specifically, I want to fuck a hunky cop that pulls me over. If it ever happens, the most important thing is I swallow his jizz. I donât know why, but it seems like a must do. I guess if he put in my guts with a creampie that would be OK. It just seems better if he drools it down my throat. I am saying this because I saw a hot ass cop at the Wawa last night on Ridgewood. Eating on the hood of his car. Iâd like to dine on his dick. Just saying. Fuck, I love a good-looking dude. I can almost smell their balls and taste their dick. Probably not what you were thinking but I imagine some of you look at chicks and think âI just want to inhale her scent.â Or maybe Iâm just fucking weird. Could be a little of both. I have a fan here from the Charlie Horse. The Charlie Horse is my fave place to eat. I go there all the time. Well, not so much now. Spring breakers are in full force and jamming up the restaurants. He hasnât said hello when Iâm there, but he has on here. Look folks, unless Iâm with kids or a group larger than two or three, feel free to say hi. Donât be goofy about it. Like jump up and down and yell, âIâve seen all your porns!â But say hi. I donât bite and neither do the guys or the girls Iâm with. The dogs⊠well your one your own with them. Rudy is just as likely to bite your fingers off as he is to let you pet him. Donât feel singled out. He does that with me. The snide bastard. I am going to be watching porn tonight. Itâs been a while since I just sat down and watched some good old-fashioned porn. Not the weird shit. Just hot dudes sticking dicks in hot chicks. I start on Twitter. I look at all the hot chicks and try to figure out who they are. Porn chicks these days are not like they used to be. You knew who Jenna Jameson was. You knew who all the porn chicks were. Nowadays, who fucking knows. They are still hot. Just an anonymous face getting her pussy plowed. I think Iâm in the mood for anal creampies. Iâll see if I can find a compilation of that. I like compilations. My last one was of chicks swallowing sperm. They finished the job, no help from the guy, and sucked it all out. No spillage. No open mouth. Just hot chicks sucking sperm from testicles and swallowing as fast as it cums out of the tip of the dick. I was on kick with that. I was sucking jizz from any balls I could get my hands on. I like knowing that I am removing it from his testicles and drinking it into my body. Making it mine. Part of me. Fuck. I gotta go. Itâs porn and toy time my friends so catch you later!
2021-03-27 01:18:21 +0000 UTC View Post
