Friday is here. My date canceled on me. I have no backups. I am flying solo. So, when one flies solo, one breaks out the toys. I figure I won’t be getting bred tonight like the shameless breeding whore I strive to be, so no worries about shoving a large toy up my guts and stretching that sucker out. Plus, I have been wanting to use this big old wand for quite a while now, so what better time than right now. So, if you want to see what it really looks like when a girl cums, this is the video to watch. Nothing fake, nothing way overacted, no epileptic fish out of the water crap, just what it really looks like when a chick cums. Now you know. I went back and watched this video after I shot it. I had a girlfriend do it for me. She expressed interest in seeing what I do online so I offered her the chance and this is what I ended up with as the end result. Not too bad for a first timer, if you ask me. Very steady hand. Guys always shake around because they always end up rubbing their dick. She was steady, like a rock. I am not supposed to tell you this, but she got turned on. She thinks she isn’t gay, but she admitted she got turned on. I told her to get herself off so I could watch. She wouldn’t do it. I offered her all my toys but still she said no. I left her alone in my bedroom for ten minutes and she came out red faced with fuck me hair. She got the job done, I would say. Then she went home. Said she was embarrassed and thought she went too far. I was like whatever lady; you haven’t even reached the starting line of going too far, much less crossed it. Still, she left. She texted about five minutes ago and asked me if I want to go out to eat with her tonight so it can’t be all that bad. I think her curiosity is getting the better of her. I hope so. I could always use another partner in crime. Anyway, enjoy this video. It was made less than an hour or so ago, so it is the most current video I have up to date. Until the next video goes up… then it will be old news!
Catch you all in a bit!
There is a reason I posted this video, but I am going to tell you about it tomorrow. I am in need of a shower, some food, and then some sleep. I got to get my rest as tomorrow is "Fuck me Friday" and I already have sever prospects of dicks I want to do awful things to with my kitty. So, catch up with you later and see you in the morning! https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
So, you want to move to Florida. Sunshine, Beaches, Bikinis, Babes, Booze. Not so fast Chuckles. Florida isn't Fantasy Island and that isn't how it goes down here. Don't believe the TV shows or movies. Sure, it has beaches with babes. It also has Rattlers and the season has just begun. And it's begun early. I didn't expect to see Canebrake's for another month but here they are. Three today. I will probably see more tomorrow. Not something you folks who move from Maine are likely to see up there but here in FL, better be careful when you let Fluffy out in the back yard. Look, I live for this stuff. I am completely fascinated with animals in the wild just like I am with dick. I can't get enough of either one!
Yes, there is a post coming, I am just behind the curve a bit today... had a little excitement. You will never, ever, not in your wildest dreams guess what that was. Go ahead, give it a try... you will be wrong! Just saying. On top of that I do have a video for you that includes a dick, balls, and sperm. So give me an hour or so and I'll have it up!
Wednesday it is. Me here with a wet box and not a dick in sight to fuck. Such is life. Someone asked me about my new trainer. He hurt his neck and I haven’t seen him for a month or longer now. Out of sight, out of mind. I don’t need any trainer advice, I just wanted the trainer’s dick. Is that too much to ask for? There are two things in life I have wanted to but have never been able to do. Drain a cops testicles down my throat to get out of a ticket and fuck my personal trainer. Honestly, is that too much to ask for? I think not. So, because of the lack of available penis, it will force me to use the tools of the trade. A clit sucking vibrator, honestly, I don’t know what I would do without it; I love it that much, and a fake vagina invader aka the infamous dildo. So check out this video, I actually got a reasonably decent cum out of it. Not one of those fake epileptic, fish out of water, p!ss all over my furniture cums that seem to be so popular these days. Just a good old-fashioned vagina wetting O.
I have a pretty good video going up on my personal site, which once again you have access to, no charge, no upsell, just have to be a member here. When your membership expires here, it expires there. That simple. If you don’t have access, just let me know and I’ll set it up for you.
I do actually have some videos with other girls and one guy scheduled. Finally, after what seems like forever, it seems people are getting more comfortable moving around. So, hopefully, shooting is back on. Or at least it seems to be starting up again. Should be fun. Actually, I have two guys, hopefully one will be this week. The other will be early next month. If you are a fan who wants to be in a video and can send a video of yourself auditioning naked and doing weird things, and be able to show up with a clean health test, as in sexually, in Daytona Beach or reasonably close, I am wanting to start my “Shut Up & Fuck!” series again. So here’s your chance to be a star Mr! Nope, there is no pay for anybody including myself. We do it for fun and for all to see. Your face doesn’t have to be in it, but the rest of you does.
I probably never showed you my Jeep properly. You know with a shit ton of super sexy tits staring at you while you check it out. Lets fix that!
@modelmelissalyn @deauxma @cascaakashova Sorry about the white titty bars... I can't show nudity in places where it is possible that others might have seen the photo being taken
So, someone asked me about girlfriends today. As in gay girlfriends. Have I ever been madly in love with a chick? Absolutely yes. Except I fall for them for the wrong reasons. Mostly the pussy. The pussy is my weakness. It blinds me temporarily from everything else. I see a girl’s ass up in the air, I can smell it, almost taste it without even tasting it if you know what I mean. I have to have it. I happen to have some photos of my first real girl crush. The one you are seeing is not her it is @deauxma . I can't put Jade up here, I don't have a photo of her holding the model release. Actually, I have tons of photos of her. Crush is the wrong word. For a while I thought this girl was my forever partner. Of course a dick woke me up from that dream with a hot splash of sperm across my lips and I was back to reality. But for several months I was all in with Jade. She was strictly chicks, no dick. She hated dick. Used to look at me funny when I broke out a dildo. But man, did she have the greatest asshole to sink your tongue into followed up closely with a perfect pussy. I dreamed of this pussy and she was sleeping right beside me. I would wake her up in the morning by licking it. I can still taste that tangy, musty taste she would have in the morning. She would complain she wasn’t “fresh” but give in and let me lick her till she gushed all over my tongue. I loved licking her when she wasn’t “fresh”, she had that smell, that sweet sweaty smell, and it drove me wild. What I would give to just take a deep inhale of her box with her on all fours, ass in the air, just like I used to. Things went well for a while. She could get me off, but not all the time. She was more into getting herself off and she knew I was all about making about her cum and she exploited that. I was OK with that. She was talking about saying the partner vows. That was the thing back when gay marriage wasn’t allowed everywhere. I was considering it. But then Rick stuck his magical penis in vagina, dumped a massive clump of sperm in my womb and turned me back into a babbling cock whore. I tried to stay with her and ravishing her body was one of the greatest adventures of my existence, but it wasn’t enough. I told her I was back on the dick and she went mental on me. I tried to reason with her. I would have stayed if she could have just figured out Rick had nothing to do with the equation. He just happened to own the dick that I needed a couple times a week. I wanted her but I need Ricks dick. So we split up and I spent inordinate amounts of time draining sperm from Ricks balls into my tummy. No regrets. I do miss her but only sexually now. I have no idea where she is or what she is up to but I would do her again if she let me. Anyway, Jade was my first real girl love/relationship.
Yes, I wear hair extensions, without them I simply look like this. Never had great hair, gave up on it years ago. Anyway that was a question asked of me and now you know the answer. Sometimes I take pics without the extensions in, sometimes I don't. Just depends on how I feel that day. Here are the days that I don't feel like putting them in. Only takes 5 minutes but I'm a lazy fuck.
I did just put a post up on my personal site, which all have access to, no cost, you just need to get with me to get logged in. I would love to put it here but I don't have a photo of her holding the release, just the ID. So those of you who go there, enjoy, I assure you that you have never seen her before anywhere. I put another cool little video up there as well so check that out and let me know what you think!
I will post here again tonight so watch for it!
Brooke
Good morning everyone! Here is a set of photos very apt for the day of tits, Tuesday that is. I refuse to call it Titty Tuesday. That annoys me for some weird reason. I do not know why. But that is here nor there. What is important is that there are nude pics of me for you to see. I have a ton of these pics and if you like them and want more simply tip me something; you decide how much, and I will send you the rest via message or via a download link, whichever you prefer. The download is full size and all that good stuff. Print them out, jerk your dick and blow a load on them. If I had a dick, that is what I would do. Just send me pictures of the end result, that is all I ask.
Speaking of cum. How do you know if a chick is into cum you may be wondering? I can tell you she doesn’t like it at all if she has to tell you how much she loves it. I can’t count how many girls on porn sets I have seen swear to the camera about how much they love jizz and then run to the bathroom gagging all the way there. Some girls even hate having it left inside of them. I have seen girls cry over that. So, how does one know? If you find her playing with it, sticking her finger in it and swirling it around… you got a keeper. If she sticks her finger in herself after you have left a lump of jizz in her and tastes it… you got a keeper. Is she swallows it in beat to the pumping of your balls… you got a keeper. If she licks it up off of you without asking… then marry her. Like so many things, it’s the girls that don’t talk about it that are the ones who are the true cum guzzlers. I never remember telling some guy while I’m blowing him how much I love sperm. I am too busy trying to get it out of his balls to worry about things like that. It was the smell of it that first got me hooked on cum. I remember way back when the first time I saw it; it was on my fingers, and I could smell it. It is a unique smell and I couldn’t stop inhaling it. I’m sure that guy was like what a freak, but I didn’t care. It may have come from his body but I worked it out of him and now it was mine to do with what I wished and I wished to smell it. I want to say I licked it, I would think I would have but I really can’t remember that detail but I know I was swallowing before most chicks got to first base with guys. So many years, and so many loads later, sperm still has the same appeal. Probably something instinctual, but who gives a fuck why, lets just enjoy the ride. I do admit though when I see a guys balls and touch them, lick them, squeeze them, I know I am going to be taking something from his body, his balls to be exact and place it inside of me to become part of me, that is massive vagina drenching stuff for me. Fuck, getting myself worked up so enough about cum. Moving on.
Guys ask me for advice on how to get their girlfriends to fuck more. I don’t really know. I don’t know why they wouldn’t in the first place. What’s the problem? Does it hurt or something? Is there something wrong with them, are they sick? I am not sure why some chicks like to fuck and others don’t. I wouldn’t put up with a guy not wanting to fuck, so I don’t blame you for not putting up with them. Sex is important to me. I am not the same person if I don’t get bred properly at least several times a week. It’s healthy stuff, the body needs it. I have always said even if a chick hates having sex she has to understand that other people don’t feel that way and it’s not healthy for them mentally and physically to not have it. So she can jerk him off, suck him off, titty fuck, do whatever, but if she really loved and understood her dude, she would make sure his balls are empty. 10 to 15 minutes every other day is all it takes. Get good at it like I am and you can knock that down to 5 minutes. The argument doesn’t work that is he loved me he wouldn’t ask for sex but just love me for who I am. You are asking a person to give up what is basically a physical and mental necessity because you chose to do so for yourself. Which is why I don’t care about cheating with married people. If she was doing her job at home, he would be at home and not emptying his future babies down my throat. Just saying. It’s not my job to morally police the marital institution. I am not fucking anyone’s husband to steal him away. I am simply using his penis which is obviously being under utilized at home. They can have their men back and should thank me because I assure you when I’m done with their penis they will be much happier for the rest of the week. Just saying.
Catch you all a bit later today!
Brooke
Sorry about the late post, but I am a busy beaver… literally. I just wish my beaver was actually more busy than me being as busy as my beaver. Wait… I don’t know what the fuck I’m saying here. You get the point. So, let’s get down to it. My BBC weekend. As some of you may know, I had a date on Saturday with a new guy; he is local, was super excited about that. He is 31, 6ft 5”, very athletic, very handsome, maybe a little to socially adept for my tastes, I kind of like to slum it at the Olive Garden he is 4 and 5 star cuisine. Neither here nor there. What matters pops out of the pants. And I popped it out of his pants… after like four hours of trying for fuck’s sake. I thought he was trying to avoid slipping it in me but turns out he doesn’t feel comfortable jamming his dick in chicks guts on the first date. I needed my guts jammed by a massive black cock so I said fuck his feelings and worked him hard till he finally jammed his hard dick in me. I brought him home, something I don’t normally do, the whole stalker/serial killer thing. You get it. So, I made out with him on the couch, sat on his lap, made out some more. His dick got hard as a rock, so I stood him up and pulled his pants down and boom. 8 inches of dark meat for my dining pleasure. Big balls, enormous balls, I’m thinking I hit the jackpot. He is groomed to perfection, has a perfectly shaped cock, it’s fat, it’s long, just right for destroying my pussy. All I could think about was how fucking stretched and loose I’m going to be when he’s done with me, and that made my box gush juices I didn’t even know I had. I started licking his balls and slid my tongue up the bottom of his shaft and then I felt him tense and he dumped a massive load of sperm in my hair. No warning, no indications, just a hot messy load of jizz in my hair and on my forehead. I was at it for thirty seconds, if that. He was happy as fuck, I was like WTF? I said, “You’re going to get that thing hard again, right? I mean in then next five minutes or so?” He was like, no, I’m pretty much a shot man. Ah, fuck. Again? I feel like this is becoming a trend these days. So I gave him a break and went at his dick again, popped it in my mouth and magically it was rock hard again. I knew his dick better than he did and I’d only known it a minute or so. So, not let my vagina down a second time, I took him to the bedroom, hopped on top and slipped that fucker inside of me. It was pure vagina pleasure. It felt so fucking good and I started sinking it to the balls when I felt it dump a load of jizz in my guts. I mean, now I’m fucked off. A minute, I got a minute of him breeding me like a black bull champion and then pffttt. Again, he thought he was a hero. I didn’t seem right to ruin his night, so I patted him on the head, got him dressed, thanked him for the skillful fuck, and sent him on his way. Now I am getting texts all day long wanting to know when we are getting back together. I don’t have the heart to tell him when he had fucked enough chicks to last at least five minutes, we got a deal. So, that was my night. Not saying it wasn’t fun. It’s always fun scoring a kill when it comes to getting dicked, but to say it wasn’t a let down as well, that would be a stretch. He has such an impressive body and a perfect dick… one would have thought he would have been better at using it. Too good to be true, I guess.
So, Sunday, my old friend, another owner of a rather long but more than impressively fat, called me to see what I was doing. I told him I was going to be doing him and that is just what I did. I went to his hotel, got his massively fat cock jammed into my womb and he bred me like he wanted me to have his kid. I squirt uncontrollably with him. His dick has that effect on me. Not the p!ss squirt that flys out everywhere, but that steady stream of girl sperm that just drools out of me. Thank all that is holy for his cock. I needed to get fucked into a sloppy, drooling bimbo badly. He left me gaped with sperm running out of me for the next few hours. My car seat is in need of a cleaning. There is nothing like the feeling of getting bred by a man with a cock that he knows how to use. I glow for hours and I love that stretched throb my pussy gets for the next day. It just makes me want to do it all over again. If only the first guy knew how to do that to me, my weekend would have been one for the books.
Anyway, that was my weekend. Sorry it took so long to get to, but when the roof leaks, the roof leaks and it has to be fixed. I told a guy earlier that leaking roofs are like life insurance. The longer you wait to deal with it, the more expensive it gets. I did however find the time to take a break and get fucked on Sunday. I wasn’t passing that one up.
@dfwknight
Catch you all later!
Love ya
Brooke
I would stop and do a whole post but I am exhausted from working on my roof. Actually the roof was easy peasy 1 2 3. But, apparently hanging drywall on ceilings is labor intensive. Who knew? My neck and back now know. I have hung drywall before but not the ceilings. And, the people who did the ceilings had a jack that put it up which when I looked in my toolbox, sadly, I didn't have one. So I did the stand on the ladder put it up, hold it with my head and with one hand while I attempted to sink screws with the other. It wasn't pretty. I broke the first piece and had to go back and get another. Suffice to say, as much as I enjoy a good dick in me as much as the next person and I could have one, I am just going to sit down and stare at the TV. Enjoy the pics of me in my house when my sunroom roof had seen better days. Wait... I just though of something. I need to start a GoGiveMeMoneyFund or whatever they call it these days. I need to write out a horrible story of how pathetic my life is and now my roof has fallen down and my dogs need surgery and my car doesn't run and I have some weird disease and my depression is flaring up along with whatever else is wrong with my head and now my vagina doesn't work so I can't make money. Send me all your cash because I need it more than you do. Guys, I have seen at least a dozen porn chicks scam people out of their hard earned money with these fund me schemes. Don't believe everything you read from these people. I have witnessed the deception first hand and it's hard to swallow. They could just be swallowing cum for cash instead but apparently that's work and they don't like work. Pay me to swallow jizz? Where do I sign up? Wait, I know where to sign up and I already did. I'm a smart girl! Catch you all later!
been quiet for the last day or so, I know, but life has a way of kicking you in the teeth now and then and you got to pick em up and put em back in and keep biting back. I'm talking about a roof leak. Not to worry, I am on it. To save time just assume that I am an expert roofer and I am never wrong. That might be a stretch but for now, it's what we got and that will have to do. Shitty part is it's still raining and that is making it all the harder to repair. Fuck the tarp thing. This isn't the Beverly Hillibillies going on over here. I'm fixing this motherfucker. I got backup. Youtube and the dummies at Lowes or HomeDepot. So, with that my friends, I say wish me luck and till we meat again, may it be soon! Now where is that fucking tube of sticky shit? If nothing else I get to wear flannel and short shorts... because after all I am a working girl 💦🍆💦
Good afternoon everyone. Hope all is well. I was going to post content this afternoon and this evening, but I have an unexpected date with a large black penis. Yay for me! Yay for my pussy even more! I was going to fuck this guy on video for you today, not the big black penis, but my current kind of fuck toy now and then. However, the big black penis has dibs on my pussy and that is just the way it is and has to be. My fucktoy better hope I don’t fall in love with his dick because this guy is local. Out with fucktoy and in with big black penis. He gets what he gets for now and my pussy isn’t something he is getting tonight. If I get fucked stupid, he may never get it again. Kind of mean, I know, but there is no arguing with my box. So check out the video, he left a pretty good cum shot on my tits and though it would have felt better in my guts, I’m saving it for some fresh black cock sperm. I will keep you posted, my hopes are high! Also, I apologize about the filter on the video. He must have turned it on somehow and it made everything plastic smooth, which is the norm these days but something I hate. I wish I could delete the damn things from the camera. Anyway, enjoy my plastic skin. @u125291845
I did put a post on my blog site so if you have access to that check it out and let me know what you think of it. I am able to do more there than I am here, so it’s a bit more edgy and hardcore. It has the content I had to remove as well as some other stuff. Anyone who subscribes here has access to it at no cost so email me at milftyer gmail and I will get you a password. You can message me as well.
Keep your fingers crossed for me, lets hope I get fucked so good I can’t remember my name and I wander around aimlessly dripping jizz down my legs. Fuck, that sounds good. Catch you all later!
Love ya in a weird kind of way
Brooke
Someone asked me what one of my favorite videos were, this would be one of them. I know, it's not new but that isn't the point here. The point is he has a fat ass dick. My box likes fat dicks. What can I say. There is another video I'll shove up here where he gapes my pussy big fucking time. I couldn't feel another dick for a week after that fuck. So, enjoy! Yes, My hair was fucked when I shot this. Some ding dong hair stylist fried the shit out of it and it took forever to get it right again. Shot with @dfwknight
Good Thursday morning everyone quick update before I start making other updates. I suppose I should recycle stuff but sucks so I will just find new ways to annoy you with nudity 😜
Happy Wednesday. I will not say Humpday anymore, even though this video is me humping plastic man. Humpday is way overused and people equate it to a camel walking around yelling humpday. I would rather just call it Fuckday. So happy fuckday to you. It feels like a Sunday. All I want to do is fuck and take naps. Ever get that way? Lately anymore, it’s becoming a daily thing. I need to get out more.
Never give someone a couch somebody died on. It has death cooties. You can almost smell them. I don’t care if it’s leather or not. They probably death peed on it when they went. You can’t get rid of that shit. Best just to burn it. Consider this a tip from me to you. Had a friend who had to clean out a house and wanted to give me the couch. Brought it over and everything, without asking, I might add. When I asked them where they found him, she said on the couch. I was like on this couch? She was like, yes, this couch. Get the fuck out of here! I fuck on couches… I fuck on couches a lot! I don’t want my coochie touching on no death cooties. Who knows what could go wrong from that! I don’t want to find out. Call me superstitious, but fucking on a couch where somebody sucked their last breath… no thanks!
Happy Wednesday. I will not say Humpday anymore, even though this video is me humping plastic man. Humpday is way overused and people equate it to a camel walking around yelling humpday. I would rather just call it Fuckday. So happy fuckday to you. It feels like a Sunday. All I want to do is fuck and take naps. Ever get that way? Lately anymore, it’s becoming a daily thing. I need to get out more.
Never give someone a couch somebody died on. It has death cooties. You can almost smell them. I don’t care if it’s leather or not. They probably death peed on it when they went. You can’t get rid of that shit. Best just to burn it. Consider this a tip from me to you. Had a friend who had to clean out a house and wanted to give me the couch. Brought it over and everything, without asking, I might add. When I asked them where they found him, she said on the couch. I was like on this couch? She was like, yes, this couch. Get the fuck out of here! I fuck on couches… I fuck on couches a lot! I don’t want my coochie touching on no death cooties. Who knows what could go wrong from that! I don’t want to find out. Call me superstitious, but fucking on a couch where somebody sucked their last breath… no thanks!
Here is a helpful hint guys. Surround your self with girls who actually want to suck your dick. Just saying. If you plan on marrying her, then part of her vows should be, “I promise to suck your dick in sickness and in health.” Vice versa. You should promise to do whatever kinky shit she wants to do as well. Again, just saying. Marriages and relationships would last longer that way. Relationships aren’t always about sex. I mean, I want to do cute things with you, like hold your hand, walk in the park, and suck your dick in the car. Oh, who are we kidding, I don’t give much of a rat’s ass about all the touchy feely stuff. I am going to suck your cock like I’m in love with it, because I usually am. As in, I want to suck your soul from your penis. Get the picture?
Good morning, everyone. Here are some pics from yesterday. Hope you like em, it’s what I got. They got me laid yesterday, so there is that. I put a short video up on Twitter and boom, my side dicks started calling and texting before I could get my finger off the send key. I had a date already scheduled though, so I set a few things up for this week. My pussy should be well tended to for the next few days.
The sex yesterday. Not much to say about it. It was just good sex. I know you want to hear all the wild details, but there really aren’t any. We got naked; I sucked his cock till he made me stop. He was close to cumming. He ate me till I came. Then he slipped it inside of me, I fucked it till I came again, and he dumped his load in a steamy pile inside of me. Just solid sex. The way it should be. The only thing that might be construed as out of the ordinary was I sucked his limp dick afterwards till it was kind of hard. His dick wasn’t cooperating for a second round. But I was having fun anyway, and he wasn’t complaining, so it was all good. I was eating his dick when he announced he was going to cum. I was thinking, it’s not hard, and he’s going to cum? But I kept going, and he ejaculated in my mouth. Not the usual pumping spurts, but a steady stream that would stop and start dependent on my sucking. I sucked more, and it just kept streaming out. No, it wasn’t p!ss, it was hot, mildly thick jizz. I stopped sucking to think about it, but he demanded I keep going. So I did. His dick kept cumming. It’s like it had no pressure but a valve was stuck open. It must not of hurt because he was all about me emptying his testicles. Which I don’t know that I ever really did. I stopped a few seconds to make sure everything was OK. He was good, very good. I sucked it again and more came out. I stopped again, put some in my hand. It was cum. It tasted like cum, smelled like cum, looked like cum, it was cum. Where the fuck was it cumming from and how? I don’t know. I am still perplexed by the whole thing. Not that I’m upset or weirded out. I would kind of like to explore it some more, to be honest. I jerked it and only a little dribbled out of the cum hole. I sucked it until I would get an unbroken stream of it and I wondered if something is broke and he just doesn’t know it? Several things stand out. He came but his dick was barely a semi erection when he did. It didn’t have any pressure. It wouldn’t stop if I applied suction. Now, I vaugely remember a guy who never got it up but would cum anyway so that isn’t a first. The rest…. a first. Even more odd, his first ejaculation had pressure. I could feel it pumping away and spraying sperm into my guts. The feeling of him breeding me is what made me want to go for round two. The second time nothing would come out unless I sucked it out. Which I happily did but thats not the point of this story. I don’t know what the point of this story is. I guess I am happily perplexed by the human body and the oddities it can produce. Would I be happy if every guy did this every time? I don’t know. I had this creepy mental feeling I was doing damage to something. Like I was running a piece of machinery that was broke and only making it worse. Which according to him isn’t the case. But who wouldn’t say that to a chick sucking every drop of jizz from his balls? Anyway. That was my evening, how was yours?
So it’s Tuesday, I got a guy to fuck me and video it as well, but it didn’t cum out great. I mean, the cum in the butt was awesome, but the video is a bit herky jerky. Plus, he couldn’t cum and hold the camera, so we had to cut for a minute or two while he stroked his dick off in my butthole. Not that I’m complaining. I’m just happy to finally have someone nut in my rectum. It’s been too long. I went to Publix afterwards and now I’m horny as fuck again! I got that freshly fucked and greased feel in my butthole. Walking feels like gliding, kind of like when you first step off the treadmill, if you know what I mean. Even better, I am still dripping. Just a little bit, but enough to feel it on the inside of my buttcheeks! Honestly, I would rather spend a good day of fucking than just about anything else. Anyway, this video is less than an hour or two old when I posted it, so I got the fresh stuff for you today! Let me know what you think, I know it’s not pro quality but you got to shoot with who and what you got! @u125291845
Just so you know. I left a wet spot in my chair. Wonder why.
They say not to judge people…I don’t have to, my dogs do it for me all the time. Just saying.
It’s funny how small guys will say their dick is when they want to have ass sex. Any other time and you think they are packing Godzilla by the way they describe it. In all honesty, what does a giant fat dick get you? A lifetime of no ass sex. If it’s to fat or to long, forget about it. I know some girls can shove a car up their keester, but I am not one of them. I like average to small when I need a good ass banging.
Someone in the world of porn news just realized that George Floyd was in a few porns. The headline reads “Did you know George Floyd starred in Porn?” Well yes I did, a long, long time ago, like when he first was killed… but thank you very much Captain Late to the party. Only thing I didn’t know is how big he was, looks like 6’5 or better. The author then goes on to kind of insinuates that the media was hiding that fact. No, they weren’t. That’s how I found out. It just isn’t relative to his death. Had absolutely zero to do with it or even contribute to it. My point? Though an interesting fact, completely non relevant and selling the headline like that certainly insinuates clickbait and shitty reporting. I certainly hope if I go down in a plane crash the headline doesn’t read “Did you know Brooke Tyler starred in Porn?” Out of sheer vanity, I would hope everyone already knew that for fuck’s sake.
Catch you all later! I am posting more stuff on 34ggmilf so if are reading this you will be able to see that, I just have to set up your stuff so message me and leave me your email.
Post 1 of 3: Good morning, everyone. Here are some pics from yesterday. Hope you like em, it’s what I got. They got me laid yesterday, so there is that. I put a short video up on Twitter and boom, my side dicks started calling and texting before I could get my finger off the send key. I had a date already scheduled though, so I set a few things up for this week. My pussy should be well tended to for the next few days.
The sex yesterday. Not much to say about it. It was just good sex. I know you want to hear all the wild details, but there really aren’t any. We got naked; I sucked his cock till he made me stop. He was close to cumming. He ate me till I came. Then he slipped it inside of me, I fucked it till I came again, and he dumped his load in a steamy pile inside of me. Just solid sex. The way it should be. The only thing that might be construed as out of the ordinary was I sucked his limp dick afterwards till it was kind of hard. His dick wasn’t cooperating for a second round. But I was having fun anyway, and he wasn’t complaining, so it was all good. I was eating his dick when he announced he was going to cum. I was thinking, it’s not hard, and he’s going to cum? But I kept going, and he ejaculated in my mouth. Not the usual pumping spurts, but a steady stream that would stop and start dependent on my sucking. I sucked more, and it just kept streaming out. No, it wasn’t p!ss, it was hot, mildly thick jizz. I stopped sucking to think about it, but he demanded I keep going. So I did. His dick kept cumming. It’s like it had no pressure but a valve was stuck open. It must not of hurt because he was all about me emptying his testicles. Which I don’t know that I ever really did. I stopped a few seconds to make sure everything was OK. He was good, very good. I sucked it again and more came out. I stopped again, put some in my hand. It was cum. It tasted like cum, smelled like cum, looked like cum, it was cum. Where the fuck was it cumming from and how? I don’t know. I am still perplexed by the whole thing. Not that I’m upset or weirded out. I would kind of like to explore it some more, to be honest. I jerked it and only a little dribbled out of the cum hole. I sucked it until I would get an unbroken stream of it and I wondered if something is broke and he just doesn’t know it? Several things stand out. He came but his dick was barely a semi erection when he did. It didn’t have any pressure. It wouldn’t stop if I applied suction. Now, I vaugely remember a guy who never got it up but would cum anyway so that isn’t a first. The rest…. a first. Even more odd, his first ejaculation had pressure. I could feel it pumping away and spraying sperm into my guts. The feeling of him breeding me is what made me want to go for round two. The second time nothing would come out unless I sucked it out. Which I happily did but thats not the point of this story. I don’t know what the point of this story is. I guess I am happily perplexed by the human body and the oddities it can produce. Would I be happy if every guy did this every time? I don’t know. I had this creepy mental feeling I was doing damage to something. Like I was running a piece of machinery that was broke and only making it worse. Which according to him isn’t the case. But who wouldn’t say that to a chick sucking every drop of jizz from his balls? Anyway. That was my evening, how was yours?
Good Monday everyone. Back at and ready to go this week. At for now I am. Give it a few hours and I’ll be requiring more caffeine to maintain this state of mind. I will get fucked today. That should improve my overall well being. It always does. Short of this guy forgetting to bring his dick, there is no chance that my box won’t be slippery with jizz by the end of the day. It better be. I will keep you posted on the slipperiness of my box as the day progresses.
Yes. I deleted about 75 videos. Mostly boy girl stuff and a couple girl girl. It won’t return on here. Good news is as follows. If you have an active membership on Onlyfans you will get free acess to all the deleted stuff and more. I don’t like giving you something then taking it away. This is my fix to that dilimea. You will have to request access via message and send me your email and I will add you. Once your membership lapses here, it will stop there. It’s that simple. To be clear, I will post stuff here that I won’t post there and I will definitely post stuff there that won’t be posted here. I wish I could but I can’t per the rules. Yes I do post some weird shit over there that I don’t post here. I like posting weird shit. Sue me if you don’t like it.
The old orange sling back with a frontal cross. That is my technical definition for a string bikini. If wearing this wont get a girl bred then I am simply out of ideas. If I was a dude my dick would be pulling me full speed towards the barely covered crotch that is screaming for a cock to cream it till it drips. Look, if a girl wears this outfit to the beach, she wants dick. Don’t give me this feminism shit about she can wear whatever she wants crap. If she wears this, she wants dick and lots of it. Can you guess what I’m wearing right now? You know it. And I want dick. Lots of dick. If I didn’t know I was going to get some man meat jammed up my insides later this afternoon… I would be looking for dick right now.
Why did I have to delete like 75 videos? Because I didn’t have a photo of the person holding the ID. I had a photo of the ID, all the proper paperwork but no photo of them actually holding the ID. Which has been fine for the last 20 years. But the rules have changed and I will abide by them because they are doing the right thing even if it stings a bit. However, it isn’t some law thats been passed, it’s a cover your ass type thing. I followed the law. I still am. But, I don’t make the rules, if I want to stay on these sites then I have to play by them though. I enjoy onlyfans so if I want to stay I have to keep up the changes and abide by the terms. But, lucky me, I own my own server which houses my own personal site and the rulemaker is one of my many titles over there. But such is life, overcome and adapt. That is a good rule to live by as it has worked well for me. Boring post, I know. My next ones will definitely be better.
Catch you all later!
Love ya!
Brooke
Got it all done, took damn near all day but all kinds of content got shifted around with the rule changes. Thank the wonderful people at Pornhub for fucking shit up more than then already have. They have been a disaster since they launched their first tube site. Not if you watch free porn, they were great. Awful if you made porn because it wasn't if, it was when they stole your stuff getting it pulled down was nearly impossible and even if they did they spread it out to all the other tube sites they own which is about all of them. Then they got plastered by a reporter looking to hatchet job someone and Pornhub was ripe for the hatchet. They got hit so hard it slapped the porn right out of em. The only form of payment they can accept now is BitCoin and that isn't working out so well as a payment system. Now if you ask them to pull something down, it's gone immediately. They are in severe ass kissing mode. They have to be. They also own almost all the major sites like Brazzers, Digital playground, and so on... pretty much just about everyone else. Now they are under scrutiny. So, if you are wondering what is going on, most of it stems directly from your good buddies at Pornhub. Onlyfans is doing the right thing by dotting their I's and crossing their T's. It was however a major pain in the ass to move all of that stuff. You have to have a photo of the person holding the ID next to their face in addition to just a photo of the ID. In the past we just took photos of the ID and they aren't grandfathering anything in. So I had to pull a lot of the older stuff down as with the newer stuff I knew about the requirement change and took the photo holding them. However, if you got this far in the explanation, I am offering anyone who is now a member of my onlyfans free access to all the stuff removed at no charge on my own personal site. You will have to message me and I will get you what you need starting tomorrow. There is no upsell, no ads, no spam, it's just the fair thing to do.
Post 1 of 3: Gotta keep this one short, to much to do and no time to do it with. Trying to keep things up to date with all the new guideline changes for posting content and such and have been going pretty solid on that. The stuff I took down I will get access to it through my own site at no charge but I am not ready to do that as of yet. Be later tomorrow probably. You will have to message me on here letting me know you want to access. Anyway, let me know what you think of these pics, I think they came out alright for a phone and just some regular old Joe pushing the button. Who needs a photographer when you got Joe?
About that last post, not that big of a deal. I have most of what they need so pretty much good to go. What I do have to take down I will give members a username and password at no cost to view on my own personal site. You will have to request it though.
