Guys, I have a lot of stuff up on here that is going to have to cum down unfortunately. The new world order has placed a lot of pressure on people that host adult content and if they don't follow strict guidelines from credit card processors and such, they get in serious trouble. Essentially they are putting pressure on folks like Onlyfans who are doing nothing wrong except providing an awesome service. The issue lies in the ID's. They must have a photo of the model holding the ID and not just a photo of the ID itself. Up to a year or so ago we didn't take photos of people holding ID's, just had them sign the releases, the 2257, and took a photo of the ID itself. So, essentially I am sitting on a stack of ID's that may or may not be worthless. Shit happens. Now, most of my stuff will stay up because I do have the proper ID photo format for the majority of it. So, if you are wondering why some stuff came down, it's not by design, it's because I had to. You can thank all the wonderful lawmakers and ding dongs that pushed making extreme content way to far. I have said it for years, keep making extreme porn more extreme, it will draw attention and it will bring us all down and that is exactly what is happening. Again, don't blame folks like OnlyFans, they are doing the right thing so we can all keep operating.
Not the main update for today but just a preview of what's to cum š§šš§. Main update should be up around 4 today so make sure you come and see me ā¤ļø
Flash back Friday. So I got a question, basically the exact same question from like 5 people. How long have you been into hanging out and about in the swamps or is this a new thing? Forever. I would rather be in the swamp at 1AM then in any club or bar. And I have been known to be walking in the swamp at 1AM quite often so don't think that's an exaggeration. All the good shit goes on out there from around 9PM to 2AM. Then all the shit goes to bed. That's just the way it is. Anyway, yes, since I was a wee little youngin so to speak, I was hanging out in the woods, on dirt bikes, shooting, all that good stuff. No we weren't hillbillies, we just liked doing that stuff. So here are some pics from 2006 to throw up in honor of my many many years getting bit by everything under the sun and picking ticks off me like they were skittles.
Not to brag but at 6:30 AM this morning... I was getting bred by this absolutely perfectly beautiful penis @u125291845 . It's been a while since I have found a cock that I want to marry. Even though he is attached to it... I would still marry it... for at least a week or two. I can still feel his swimmers trying to work they way up in me and it's making me slick all over again. It's going in my ass tonight. There is no question, no excuses, I demand that it try to get me pregnant anally. Just saying. Anyway... good morning everyone!
Bikine pics from the other day. You asked for them, I got them, now you got them. Let me know what you think! I am pretty sure I put a video up in this bikini the other day so check that out as well.
I get asked the same questions quite often. They come in several variations. Do I meat with fans? Do I fuck fans? Do I shoot videos with fans? Technically, the answer is yes to all three. I have been fucking fans since 2001. To fuck those fans I have to meat with them. I spell meat without the second (e) because it is a banned word on Onlyfans. How do you know I fuck fans? Because I video it and that is who you see on my videosā¦ fans. Almost zero professionals. Do I meat with fans in a private one-on-one setting to get to know them? Of course not. I donāt have a death wish. Some of you are serial killers armed with duct tape, saws, and hefty bags. I have no desire to end up in dumpsters all over Florida. I know, I can trust you, you promise your not a serial killer. Which, by the way, is exactly what a serial killer would say. How do I pick my guys to shoot with? From the video they send me of themselves where they are nude and jerking off to finish. If the body is right, the cumshot is tight, me and you will fuck all night. On video, that is. No exceptions. Have I ever fucked a fan after we shot a video together just for fun? Absolutely. Sometimes I hit it off with them and we end up fuck buddies. But there is always that looming desire that I will want you to shoot videos. I just wrote about this recently, but I guess it doesnāt get seen so I will say it again. When I shoot a video, there is a cameraman. We donāt just put a phone on a tripod and hope it cums out well. Another no exception. So, what am I saying here? Want to shoot a video? Send me what you got. Donāt get all pissy if I say no, I have a certain look I like to keep and it involves people younger than me. Itās not all mechanical and fake. Itās as real as it gets. If you arenāt fucking me stupid, I will say something. I deserve to be dicked dumb. I have earned the right to be a mindless cum slut drooling for cum from your dick. I expect nothing less. Last thing on the requirement for shooting videos. Unless I specifically announce that I am traveling somewhere, I shoot everything in Daytona Beachā¦ which is not next door to anything. The nearest big city is an hour and half away. That being Orlando.
I forgot a dick rating, for that I am sorry and I will take care of it right now! Doesnāt mean you will get a free pass and an elevated score, just an apology for my mishandling of your rating. I will still call it like I see it Mr.
Odd video, I do talk in it after about a minute. Took it straight from the phone and posted it here. Hopefully it comes out alright. If you are at Bike Week in Daytona, I will be on the back of a HD in this little number so say hi if you see me!
Ok, so I just saw a tranny fucking a watermelon on Twitter. Not that I donāt like trannyās or watermelons, I find them both tasty treats if done right, I just find it an odd choice of visuals. Watermelon fucking? Is that a thing now? I remember apple pie from the movie, but even that seems like more work than anything else. Plus, what if itās hot? If I had a dick, the last thing I would want burnt is the head of my wanger. Oh, to have a dickā¦ how I wish I could have one. The first thing I would do is watch it get hard. I would just poke it and watch it grow. I canāt feel my clit growing when it gets bigger, but I would think one could feel his cock getting erect. It looks heavy when it gets hard, I would love to feel that weight hanging off of me, bouncing around. I see guys hang towels and such on it, so it has to be fairly sturdy. I want to feel it bend when gravity is applied, if you know what I mean. It looks like it feels like it pulls at the root. The first sex act I would prefer to do with it? A blowjob. I would want a blowjob. I want to know what it looks like as much as it feels like to have someone on their knees, looking up at me, taking my cock in their mouth because they want to. I think that is why I get so turned on blowing dicks. The desire to let someone put their cock in my mouth and let me pleasure it is very sexy to say the least. I mean the power trip of putting a dick in someoneās mouth has got to be hot, but for me itās ironically the reverse. I get a power trip knowing that I can do things to a penis that the owner has no control to stop. I can make it jerk, pulse, get harder and harder and eventually cause it to give me its jizz. There is nothing the owner of said dick can do to stop it. I am in control of his body, not him. That is a power trip right there, folks. Making me moist thinking about it. I want to know what itās like to lose control of my body to somebody elseās mouth. Weird, I know. But, if you havenāt figured that out about me by now, I donāt know what to tell you.
Tax time.
IRS: You owe us money, itās this thing called taxes, pay up now or else.
ME: How much do I owe you?
IRS: You have to tell us.
ME: So I can just tell you how much I want to pay, you donāt actually know?
IRS: No, we know exactly how much you owe us, we just want you to figure it out.
ME: What if I get it wrong, no harm, no foul?
IRS: No, there are ludicrously big penalties with possible prison time. No pressure.
I know girls who scammed their way into getting unemployment, even though they werenāt unemployed. What they didnāt count on was OF sending 1099ās to them, nor did they think that they would end up paying taxes on the unemployment money. Guess what? They owe taxes on the unemployment and the OF 1099ās. What is that saying? Karma is a bitch? One girl is so entitled that she is beside herself because the IRS took her refund check, which she only gets because of her kids, and the IRS still sent her a bill because she owes around another 5K even after taking her refund. It doesnāt bother me a bit. She has sucked off the system for as long as I have known her, and it pisses me off every time I make a quarterly tax deposit. So, I say, enjoy your IRS adventure. These girls make 100K, spend 110K, canāt afford a vacuum, but still find money to buy weed. I donāt feel bad for them. Time to get a life and grow up lest they be a drain on everyone else for the rest of their lives. They took money that didnāt belong to them and laughed about it. Not a care in the world, they may have been taking it from someone who couldnāt afford to feed their kids. Again, I say, Karma can be a nasty little reminder of what not to do. Wow, I just realized I am ending this post on a shove it up your ass kind of vibe. Not where I was going, nor my mood. I guess when I think about them I get a bit ticked so I will leave it at this. I should probably delete it but I don't do that so it stays.
How long does one need to know somebody before asking for sex? I have known this girl at T-Mobile for like 17 minutes and wondering if that's to long? Wait, did I just say that? Asking for a friend.
Brooke
Good Tuesday morning everyone.
I am presenting this solo video out of consideration for my vagina which went dick empty yesterday. This video is what I had to do to appease her. If I donāt give my snatch what it demands, the rest of me is in a rotten frame of mind. It wanted dick yesterday, it was dissapointed. Someplace there is a penis chuckling at my pussy, saying āSeeā¦ thatās how it feels to go without bitch!ā Shut your cum hole prick. My box knows precisely what itās like to go without and itās not thrilled about it when she does. I dont know about you but itās just so much better when someone else gets me off than it is when I do it myself. Not suggesting I canāt just about pass out on the latrine from masturbating. I have had some drooling near blackout cums on the ceramic throne. Itās just better when someone else makes me hold my breath, turn purple and drool. Just saying. Let me know what you think of it!
Whats is going on? Not much on my end I suppose. Bike week is in full swing and in a substantial way. I wasnāt confident what to expect but they might just have a record crowd this year. Saw that dipshit the āNaked Cowboyā get arrested for pan handling. Amusing stuff. He got roughed up by some lady cop who wasnāt having any of his crap. You canāt panhandle here. You have to have a permit and he didnāt have a permit. People pay huge dollars, 10K and up for a spot to set up. He bitched, they bitch slapped him. This isnāt NY. Daytona Beach doesnāt give a rats ass about your delicate feelings. People applauded when they dragged his whiny ass out of here. Of course now heās found an ally with the news who depict it like he was dealt with insensitively. Nope, you fucked up, you were informed you fucked up, you continued to fuck up, you ended up fucked. All on him.
Itās an odd vibe here right now. Iām just going to say it. It makes me want to stay away a little bit. It feels slightly angry. Could be the politcal climate or maybe they are just overly excited if they are from some place that locked them down for the last year. The booze seems to be flowing more than usual. I was driving in my Jeep going down Beach St in Ormond and the oncoming motorcycles kept flipping me off. My lights were off, I donāt have any offensive stickers, I couldnāt figure it out. The truck behind me was riding the line making the motorcylces who were riding the line to move over and he was somewhat tailgating me as well. They werenāt flipping me off, they were flipping him off. It was a big truck. If I was on a bike I would get the fuck out of the way. I donāt care how bad ass you think you are, Grandma in a Yugo will kick your ass and win everytime if your get in a tangle with her with your motorcycle. Remember I said that when granny is sliding you off the street so she can get home and bake cookies. Just saying. That Harley jacket you bought didnāt come with magical super hero powers. Be careful, have fun, and you will be around long enough to check out all the tits that will be flashing you for the rest of the week. Including mine!
Post 1 of 3: Alright, post number two for the night, four for the day, I think. Who's counting? Yes, it's a photo post, all the rest were videos, so I'm overdue for a photo session, all right out of my Galaxy Z Fold 2 phone. I took them today. I can't figure out how to take a smaller size photo, so I don't have to resize them to post them. If I could get that fixed, I would post this stuff immediately. Anyway, today was a strikeout. Penis free. Not by choice but by circumstance. I could have used an excellent dick smackdown today.
I was looking at my video from the other night with the cum stain on my yoga pants. I got exceptionally turned on. I don't care who you are, porn chick, nun, school teacher, whoever, getting donkey fucked in the ass bent over the seat with my feet out the door and ass in the air is fucking hot. His dick puking its nut in my ass made it even sexier. Walking around and feeling his jizz leak out because his dick was so fat it turned my asshole into a gap-ed hole I couldn't keep closed was awesome. I know people saw it. My friend was mortified about it. She gagged when I wiped my finger on the wet spot and licked the salty treat. She needs to loosen up... kind of like he loosened my asshole. Now I have a crush on him because he treated my butt so well. He is officially my asshole's number one friend. It needs a refill, and his testicles are attached to the dick that can do it. Alright, I'm working myself up here so I'm going to knock it off. I have to get ready to go live in just a few minutes. See you there or see you later!
Brooke
Remember that I am going to be live in about thirty minutes so get your but in there šš»šAlright two posts are going to happen here. First the aftermath of the ass fucking put on my asshole the other night. It was to fat, his dick that is, and it stretched me to wide. I couldn't hold the nut in my tunneled out rectum and I spermed my pants because of it. Hell of a cum though so well worth it. Do it all over again š¤Ŗ
It's Monday. My least most likely to be laid. Let's see if we can change that statistic. It is bike week, and they're about 200K swinging schlongs hanging around here right now. I would think at least one of them would do just fine for breeding purposes. We shall see. My main post is not this one today, but it is pretty good porn. I did this video down in Ft Lauderdale when I lived in a townhome with @u125291845 . I wouldn't say I liked the steps, they were murder. I used to have this guy come over and hold the camera for me while I posed for pics. He always got a woody and got embarrassed about it. I liked him, and though I never fucked him, I sucked him off a dozen times or more. He had like super glue sperm. When I swallowed it I would have to clear my throat for the rest of the day because it would get stuck in there. I didn't mind, I tasted nut the rest of the day, and I always liked that. It reminded me of what I did to his prick with my mouth earlier in the day. That is what's it all about, doing things that turn you on so much you want to do them again and again. Anyway, he let me film the fun I had with his junk, which is the end result! It was supposed to be a solo video but ended up being a blowjob handjob cum shot thing. I am not complaining. Let me know what you think!
A video update on a video update. My main post is coming up this afternoon so watch for it. Enjoy this upcoming video it's fairly recent though not new. The video you are watching me tell you about it is minutes old so yes that one is new. Plus I will be live tonight at 8:30 pm so make sure you come and see me ā¤ļøš. New glasses, make me look like a librarian š¤š
It's Friday. As you already know, it's the one day of the week I am most likely to get my brains fucked out. Let us all hope that I end up wandering around like a mindless fuck doll with cum in my hair. I know, some chicks would call that degrading. I call that a great fucking night. I have gotten home, looked in the mirror to see clumps of cum in my hair, cum running down my thigh, leaking out of my asshole, and splattered on my clothes. Then I smile. All signs of a job well done. Degrading? How do you figure? I caused all of that to happen. Sperm would not be leaking out of my ass if I didn't want it there in the first place. Believe me, I wanted it to be there. If anyone got used, it was the guy who owned the dick I just finished abusing. His balls are probably a bit stressed out over the whole thing as well, so let us not forget them. Anyway, fuck these stupid people who think sex is degrading unless it's to make babies. Anyway, trainer day today. I already ate a load of his babies, so I'm thinking we can step that up and put one in my ass. I am in a "give me a greasy asshole" kind of mood. I can almost feel his nuts leaving a lump of spunk in my colon just thinking about it. Keep your fingers crossed for me. My ass will thank you.
This is the first part of the Charlee Chase @charlee_chase video I didn't post. I kind of went dyslexic when I posted these, but shit happens. Why did I post it when I already had another girl girl video up the day before? Because I got me some mad pussy last night. Not only is the pussy mad... so is the owner of said vagina. She is fucking nuts, no doubt there. I got a stalker on my hands. Sadly for me, she is so fucking hot I don't care as long as I have that clit between my lips. I'm telling you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime hotty. She is so hot I have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not having a wet dream. Then she talks. Off to the world of Looney Tunes, we go. Lucky for me, I don't even have to say anything. Just have to nod my head here and there while I'm staring at her ridiculously perfect ass and drooling. There is a drawback to her. She is awful at sex. I don't have the heart to tell her that. Actually, I am kind of afraid she will stab me or something if I do. I have to masturbate both times afterward now. It is frustrating that someone so hot could be so inept at the art of licking a vagina. Plus, her fingernails are a nightmare. But, again, I almost cum just licking her. She is that hot. I see why guys fuck up their marriage in a moment of weakness. I wonder if she is crappy in bed with guys? She has been married a long time so you think she would be better. Oddly enough, she complains he sucks in bed. Anyway, enough bitching.
I got to put my butt plug in to get my asshole loosened up for a possible good wrecking. There is no better feeling than driving home with a wrecked asshole trying to hold in sperm, so it doesn't get on the seat of the car. I'm serious; I get wet thinking about that. I will catch you all in a bit!
Well, it has been a while since I did a throwback... and it is Thursday, so.... here you go. This says 2003 on the photo file, but I think it may even be older than that. I got my El Vira hair going on. I was rocking this before it was cool. I think, later on, Peg from the Bundy's rocked it on Sons Of Anarchy. But, I beat her to it way before she got around to wearing it. I used to take so much shit about this hair, plus I had a tiny nose ring that drove the old ladies insane. Only sluts and whores would wear their hair like that, and even worse, have a nose ring. They were right on all counts. They can still kiss my ass. They were calorie-challenged pill poppers who hated everyone because they were miserable. I was busy fucking their sons while they were busy bitching about it. Who is the winner in that one, I ask you? These were my swing club years, fucking at work years; basically, I was fucking twenty-four-seven just for the fun of it. I miss those days. My vagina misses those days. I did actually fuck one of the cunty ladies son, in her house, in her bed, and his sperm drooled out of me onto her sheets. He was 19, home from college, hit me up on one of those yahoo chat rooms, lived down the street, had a big cock, wasn't hard to look at, so I fucked his dick off. Oh, yeah, I fucked him in her car as well! Well, I blew him in her car, to be exact. I can't remember what happened with the jizz on that one. Back then, I was pretty determined to ingest as much sperm as possible, so most likely, it went straight down the gullet. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the pics, let me know what you think and do me a favor, like the shit you like. It boosts my ratings.
Brooke.
Let us see what is up today. No trainer dick to suck. He texted me a bunch last night. Nothing today. Maybe he lost interest. Perhaps he feels guilty for sharing his sperm with me instead of his girlfriend. Or maybe because I didn't answer his texts last night, he thought I was annoyed with him. Who knows. Mood: I had good pussy last night, but now I'm in the mood for dick. Which is odd. Usually, after a good dose of the vagina, I get on a vagina kick for a time. And last night's vagina was probably some of the best pussy I have ever had. Still, I want cock. Inside of me. Not in my ass. In my box. I don't even want it to move. I just want to sit on it. Squish down on it and make it touch the places I want it to touch. I know, I am bizarre. I am supposed to tell you how bad I want you to fuck me and all of that. I don't want you to fuck me. It's not even you I want. I just want you to sit there and keep your dick hard. That's it. I may not even move for minutes at a time. Or I may bounce on it so hard you think I will break it. I just might. If you cum before I tell you, I will hate you forever. Well, probably not forever but for at least ten minutes or so. It's odd, I should blame your penis for such events, but I don't. I blame you. I blame you for allowing your dick to misbehave. Shit, I am getting wierd here. Let's move on.
I am out of things to say at the moment. I keep getting cam shows, keeping my mind occupied, so I don't toss out a bunch of crap on here. Lucky for you because I was in a weird mood today! Going to Walmart, catch you all in a bit!
Brooke
Good morning everyone. This video is with the most beautiful @deauxma I am pleased to announce I am writing this to you after spending the night with a scorching hot and very odd chick. Look, I'm not complaining. She was way too attractive to be perfect. I knew something was up when we were fingering each other after only meeting for an hour. I mean, I'm down for it, but I know I'm one fry short of a happy meal, to begin with. She's missing the entire cheeseburger. But my pussy gets what my pussy wants, and it craved her pussy... very badly. It was slick, her pussy that is, my mouth is watering thinking about it. Perfect is the only way I can describe it. It made me wish I had a dick to experience it the way it was meant to be experienced. I spend at least an hour tasting her vagina and about the same on her ass. What an ass. I wish I had an ass like hers. Tight, small, round, just perfection. I wish I had a dick to ride while I'm telling you this; my chair is once again the proverbial slip and slide. Anyway, she sucked at eating me out. I didn't give a shit, and I can teach her the ways if it gets that far. I was just happy to stare at her naked. She is so attractive it's almost annoying, if you know what I mean. She is so beautiful that you almost don't care that she will probably hit you in the face with a frying pan while sleeping. I got what I wanted. I made her cum more than a few times. Then she blurts out she's married but hates him. Now she wants to leave him for me, but she doesn't want him to come after me but not to worry, she knows people who will protect me. I'm like, whoa, slow down, take about 50 percent off the top there hotpants. I know I can lick a pussy till the owner is blubbering tard knocker. I didn't think I was good enough to make them delusional. Learn something new every day. I should stay away from her. Far away. But I know I won't. Finding a girl as hot as this that will let me have my way with her ass for hours is nearly impossible. I will just have to get some Lithium pills for when she starts seeing people who aren't there.
I burped up my trainers cum all night. Even when I was licking my date's pussy, I was tasting his cum. I am not complaining. I love that. It must have been more than I thought it was. I tried to do it again this morning, but I apparently digested his semen out of my system. There is something sexy about being able to taste your dude's sperm hours later after you ate it. Do you know what turns me on? Making some chick who is a total cunt watch me drink her man's sperm. I would make sure it got all over my face and scoop it up with my fingers and clean up every drop. Then I would kiss and lick his dick clean until it was a limp little noodle, all while she had to watch. Very weird, I know. I think it goes back to my early years in school when all the uppity chicks had problems with my sexuality. As in how much of it I was having and who I had it with. Of course, I was fucking their boyfriends at the time, so they kind of had a reason not to like me.
Still, lots of people want to make a video with me. I love making fan videos, and they are my favorite. But... they are videos, and no, it's not a cell phone propped on the nightstand. There will be lights and another person filming it. I can almost hear bubbles busting as we speak. It's all very professional, above-board, paperwork, and everything. The last thing it will feel like is a date. Not even if it was a tinder date. When you walk out, it will be like... well, that was interesting. Fun, but interesting. A lot of you may not know. POV, as in point of view, videos are not made by the person getting his dick sucked. Some dude stands on a stool and hangs over his shoulders. Probably some of the hardest videos to shoot. Lots of pros have to use the needle to keep it up for those. But, that is how the end product comes out so well. Trying to get the guy getting his dick fucked off to hold the camera still is a losing battle. I don't like making professional-style videos, but I want them to come out so all the good shots can be seen. That requires a camera operator. Look, I watch my own videos for masturbation material, so I want to be able to see your dick sliding in and out of me. Proper lighting and angles are what give me the scenes I like to cum to. I thought I would just drop this in to answer a few questions about why making porn isn't for everyone. It's a shit ton easier for girls than it is guys.
Catch you all later!
Post 1 of 2: Alright, so it's been an afternoon and an evening all rolled into one. I met with my new trainer, he is a definite hotty. 27 yrs old and a body to die for. No, we didn't fuck. I know that's what you wanted to hear. I wish I could say that we did but what I can say is that I sucked the sperm right out of his balls. Yes, I did! You heard me right. I am too old to fuck around anymore. We were flirting the whole time and I just blurted out "We should fuck." It caught him by surprise and he stuttered around with the usual crap. "I'm not supposed to bang my clients, I have a girlfriend, we just met." Blah blah blah. We were out in his pickup in no time flat and I had his dick in my lips before he could shut the door. He was too neurotic about people seeing so we drove around the other side of the shopping center where no one was and I recommenced my feast on his penis. Look, he has a good dick. Once we were around the side of the building it was so hard I couldn't bend it. It just stands straight up and there is no give to it whatsoever. My pussy is looking forward to vigorous rooting around by that tool. It's very long, I am guessing close to 9 inches but at least 8. Not a whole lot of width though. It's fat enough but if I had my choice... it would be fatter. The absolute stiffness of it fascinates me. It feels like it would break off before it bends at all. I am really curious to know what that is going to feel like and when it touches places inside of me and doesn't bend at all. I am a sucker for that feeling when I'm getting fucked doggy style and the head of the dick pushes up on my insides when it slides in me. As hard as his is, it should be good. Anyway, enough about what I'm hoping for, let's get to what I got. I got his shorts down, his dick was as limp as they come. I was worried for a few seconds but once I sucked the head in it was an instant miracle grow. And it never went down. Even after he came it was as hard as it was before he came. It stayed that way for ten minutes as we talked afterward. It was that way when I left. I was very impressed and intrigued. Back to it. I sucked the head, got it hard, and then started going deep. I could get about two-thirds as it wasn't too thick to get in my mouth. He made all kinds of weird noises and his dick jerked around the entire time like he was cumming. I could feel it spasm in my throat. But he lasted about five minutes before he emptied his jizz into my belly. If we weren't in his truck I would have let him cum and then licked him clean so I could see how much he came. I didn't want to make a mess on the interior or seat so capped off the head of his cock and drained those balls dry. Not a drop spilled. It felt like a decent-sized load. I think it was thick and sticky because I am still clearing my throat hours later. Will we fuck? I know that we will. He has already texted me wanting to get together again tonight and I would but I have a date with a chick. I would dump her but we already fingered each other and I am positive the best is yet to cum. So yes, it's been a good night. I am waiting for her to come to pick me up at my house so I don't have much time before we go back out again but I will keep you posted on how the rest of the night goes!
Catch you all later!
Quick update on what I am actually wearing to meat my new trainer in. Think it's enough... to much? Let me know ā¤ļø. Fuck this shit makes my box sloppy, it really does! Fingers crossed š¤ I hope he thinks with his cock head and not his morality head if you know what he š. I will keep you posted!
Alright, slingback nakedness at its finest.Ā Ā I am going to see a new trainer today, heās hot, heās yo..ung, and I have no idea what his cock looks like but I intend to find out.Ā Ā I may have made a few mistakes with my last one that I will try to avoid with this one.Ā Ā It seems like it should be easier than it is to get these guys to feel my insides with their dick.Ā Ā I mean, if I had a penis I would definitely put it in me.Ā Ā I donāt think I come off as needy even though I amā¦ cock needy, that is.Ā Ā One would think I am the perfect chick to fuck.Ā Ā I like dick more than most guys like pussy andĀ I am not interested in touchy feely shit unless itās a dick getting all touchy feely with my guts when itās inside of me.Ā Ā I donāt want to hang around after getting a load of sperm dumped in my box; because I want to go home by myself and masturbate thinking about the load of sperm that has been dumped in my box.Ā Ā Got a girlfriend or a wife?Ā Ā Donāt care.Ā Ā She can keep you after I get done using your penis.Ā Ā Need a chick to go out with?Ā Ā Iāll go out with you, have fun, but it better end with me getting jizz out of your testicles one way or another or it will be the last time we do go out.Ā Ā Even if itās just me giving a blowjob in the car on the way home.Ā Ā Iām good with that. I have my own life with my own things I like to do. What I want from guys is simply dick. I basically just want to be your dickās best friend. I see nothing wrong with that. Sadly though, I am having a dry spell. There isnāt a whole lot of sperm raining down on me at the moment. I would like for that to change. My last trainer kept going right to the edge but then backed away. I finally just gave up on him and now I am moving on to the next one. Will I get laid today? I hope so, but I am not going to push it. If it feel like there is an opening, then my opening is going to be filled.
Someone complained that I didnāt fuck the cock I jerked off yesterday. No, no, I didnāt until about two hours later. He would have fucked me on film, but I got carried away. I do that sometimes. I get into sucking a guy off or jerking him off, and I just donāt want to stop. That happened yesterday. I donāt know what happens, but my mind gets utterly fixated on the penis in hand and it doesnāt want to stop until the last drop of jizz has been drained. Maybe itās just me, maybe not, I donāt know. I often get more enjoyment making a penis burp its load than I get from being fucked. I mean, have a routine I follow when I do that. I masturbate while itās still fresh. Sometimes so fresh that I am using the sperm to lube my clit. Guys donāt like that too much. They like to get off, but they donāt like that I masturbate afterwards. I guess it makes them think they couldnāt do it themselves. They absolutely could, but sometimes the best cum a man can give me is when he isnāt even there anymore. Maybe itās the same for guys, Iām not sure, but there is a level of intensity between different things. Iāll just tell you. The most intense cum I can have is sitting up, back against the headboard, a small vibrator in my ass, and a fresh mental image of a guy cumming inside of me. Why that is, I have no clue. I just know it works and I love that I can cum that hard. But if I do that too much then it subsides, and thatās when I need a penis to fuck my pussy till Iām nothing but a mindless cum filled slobbering dummy. So, keep that in mind if I suck your dick, drink your jizz, and tell you to either sit back and enjoy the show or get lost. It was the act of drinking your sperm that ultimately gave me a mind bending cum. You should be proud.
Catch you all in a bit!
Just me, a penis, and nothing better to do than make it burp sperm. This is a 30 minute old video, just made it and no goofy editing tricks or filters. Just me doing what I love to do with @u125291845
Post 1 of 2: Someone asked me how long I have been sober. Letās see, how about forever? I just never enjoyed drinking, or anything else for that matter. I can do all my weird shit with a clear mind and no embarrassment. Have I been dr..unk? Absolutely, and the last thing I want to do is fuck when Iām dr..unk. I want to puke and go to bed. I am not a sexy dr...unk. I donāt need to be. I used to go out with my friends when I was working in the medical field and be out all night. I would wake up, make the mad dash to work with cum still in my hairā¦ all with a smile on my face and no hangover. If you have never had dried sperm on your face at 6AM, you havenāt lived. Just saying. You all know Iām older and I donāt look too bad. I actually do attribute that to sex and sperm. Sex is exercise and sperm, well, that just makes me happy and a little jizz on the face hurt no one, actually a lot of jizz on the face hurt no one, but I do believe it has helped. Thatās my story, and Iām sticking to it. There is nothing more comfortable than a load of slimy soft jizz in my guts, or my colon, or my mouth. If you ever wanted to feel like a woman, take a load of sperm as deep inside of you as it can be dumped and just let that hump lump of baby swimmers sit there without moving. It will slowly break down and start slipping out, and that alone can make me cum. Especially in the ass. One, just the fact that I gave my ass to you to put your dick in, that is a mental meltdown as far as turnons go. To take it further and beg you to leave me with your sperm in my ass, that is mind-bending hot. Then to feel it dribble out of my asshole, over my box, across my clit and pool where ever I happen to be lying around atā¦ well, that is what life is all about my friends. So, I guess basically sperm is my drink/drug of choice. I donāt need anything else to get me high. Jizz does that just fine all by itself. Plus itās cheap, readily available, and though I wonāt say itās not addictive, itās a habit I donāt intend to give up.
I had ass sex yesterday. Itās been a while. The good news is it was done just right. So right in fact that I came too fast. I had to finish him off by hand. He slipped it in perfectly. Used his fingers first to get me warmed up and though I wasnāt really thinking I wanted to take an ass fucking, he got my ass fired up and humming just like that. When he dropped his cock in me he went just far enough to stretch my colon in all the right places without making me uncomfortable. You got to know these things. If you go to far, it hurts. It takes time, wonderfully hot time, to get things stretched and hitting on all cylinders. Once you do, though, itās game on. And game on came about three minutes in for me. I came so hard I had to roll on my side so I didnāt throw my neck out. I do that from time to time. There are several problems with ass sex if I cum too soon. First, once I cum, Iām done. I definitely donāt double dip, almost a sure thing on an infection. I know they get paid extra to do it in the videos, but itās just stupid. So, unless we hit the shower, nothing else is going in me. Second, I donāt want to do anything else after I cum from ass sex except maybe eat. Itās too much of a cum overload. So whatās my point here? I guess donāt let me cum to soon or your getting hand job to finish you off.
Catch you all in a bit.
Good morning, everyone. Make way and make ready my friends, MILF Monday is here. Hereās a question, when your best friends 50 plus mom makes a move on youā¦ what is your next move? She looks good, sheās ready to rock, and the odds of you going home and leaving a deposit on a future kid support paymentā¦ almost nil. Stay away from Wanna be MILFās under 35. They are just ding dongs with kids, looking for kids, or chasing a paycheck. Iām not talking about regular old chicks wanting boyfriends. Iām talking about the ones that basically promise to take care of you sexually, like itās all they want to do on this earth. Your financial wellbeing is in definite risk. A true MILF will ask you to help her bake cookies by greasing the pan, if you know what I mean. She doesnāt beat around her bush about it. If she has her own placeā¦ you better hang on for dear life because shit is about to happen to your penis, you didn't know what possible. When chicks are into sex, really into it for nothing but the excitement and pleasure, it can be scary for guys. I hate to admit it, but most guys to me are nothing but a tool for my vagina, amongst other places. Sure, I enjoy talking to you; I enjoy being friends, but it reaches a point where Iām like, will you just get on with it? For fuckās sake Mr, my ass needs a cock in it and your talking about football. Thank heaven dicks canāt talk. They would never shut up. Anyway, stick with MILFās, your dick will thank you as will your sanity.
As most of you know, I donāt give a shit about what people look like, weight, height, whatever. I notice nothing except the actual person who is talking to me. Until, that is, they notice what they perceive to be physical slights on my part. A younger girl, say 25 or so, at the gym in Boca who was working beside me said I was lifting to heavy. It was making me huge in an unsightly way. It was then that I noticed she was heavy, in an unsightly way, and said, āNo, lifting weights doesnāt make women huge, itās all those pizzas and cupcakes you have been eating thatās making you huge.ā I think she went to the front desk and complained because she left immediately and when looked over my shoulder she was at the desk and pointing at me. Who knows? Who cares? Look, if you donāt want to get a snippy comment, donāt hand them out. I told a guy once who told me I was too big that I thought he was too small. He was holding a water bottle he just bought and asked him if I could help him open it? He literally wanted to fight me. I think it makes some guys feel inadequate if I curl or bench more than they do. I think if I masturbate more than a guy, it makes him feel inadequate sometimes. Not sure why? Sometimes, Iām just sitting in the bathroom looking at my phone and something will hit me and my pussy goes from zero to hero just like that. I just want to get it done right then and there. Nothing wrong with that!
Catch you all in a bit and have plenty more to post today.
