:) :) :)
:) :) :)
2025-05-23 21:20:46 +0000 UTC View Post
beercanfather posts
Look at the sheer GIRTH of my cock.
Look at the sheer GIRTH of my cock.
2025-05-21 21:59:31 +0000 UTC View PostBonus giant horse cock for you ❤️🍆❤️
Bonus giant horse cock for you ❤️🍆❤️
2025-05-21 21:58:33 +0000 UTC View PostThat TP roll is about 5” around. What does that make my fat ..
That TP roll is about 5” around. What does that make my fat head?
2025-05-19 21:25:25 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know why I love comparing to a tp roll but I do. I’v..
I don’t know why I love comparing to a tp roll but I do. I’ve done it for a long long time. I guess it’s my own way to help contextualise my size.
I’ve also been getting ChatGPT to do estimates of my size by using pictures and it’s been really accurate! Using AI for its purest purpose: have robots tell me I have an enormous penis through pixel counting.
What do you guys want to see more of? I KNOW you want to see..
What do you guys want to see more of? I KNOW you want to see more cumshots but for some reason I can’t explain I just dislike recording them.
2025-05-17 01:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had to describe my soft cock using only 3 adjectives,..
If you had to describe my soft cock using only 3 adjectives, what words would you choose?
2025-05-14 21:14:31 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little bit of ball content on this sunny day for you
Just a little bit of ball content on this sunny day for you
2025-05-13 10:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostJune 2024 - May 2025Do you see any difference?
June 2024 - May 2025
Do you see any difference?
I love hearing what you think of my huge fat penis
I love hearing what you think of my huge fat penis
2025-05-06 23:10:16 +0000 UTC View PostMore stuff I forgot to post! Apparently there is plenty left..
More stuff I forgot to post! Apparently there is plenty left I’ve uploaded or sent in DMs but to everyone.
2025-05-05 22:39:00 +0000 UTC View PostWould you feel differently about your coworker if you found ..
Would you feel differently about your coworker if you found out this was his cock?
Would you tell anyone?
Have you missed my huge fat cock?
Have you missed my huge fat cock?
2025-04-30 11:53:46 +0000 UTC View PostWanna come and do kegels with me while we listen to BOC?
Wanna come and do kegels with me while we listen to BOC?
2025-04-27 13:36:13 +0000 UTC View PostHypertrophic, hypererect. Have you ever seen so much penis s..
Hypertrophic, hypererect. Have you ever seen so much penis so erect?
2025-04-23 22:38:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe word massive is commonly used figuratively to mean very ..
The word massive is commonly used figuratively to mean very large, more than huge. But in its most literal sense, it means something which is characterized by an abundance of mass. And what is mass when it comes to penis size? Well, it’s just penis. My penis is massive. Meaning that my size isn’t just more than huge, my size means a more-than-large amount of penis. More penis. I have more penis than everyone else. And in my case, it’s as if I had too much penis for my volume. Net, significant positive overpressure of penis within the penis. The result is what you see in the video. An extremely rigid, extremely swollen, extremely veiny, extremely long and extremely thick penis. A true macropenis.
2025-04-21 17:09:44 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive. I go through intense periods when all I ca..
From the archive. I go through intense periods when all I can think about is how big my cock is. Every waking moment I’m just worshipping my own size. Then it goes away and the “fog” clears and I have time for my many hobbies. It comes and goes. Now I’m in more of a down phase, so I went through older clips that I haven’t posted here. But don’t worry, it always comes back.
2025-04-18 23:53:46 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I like to think about what it would be like to exp..
Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to experience the shock of seeing my penis for the first time. Someone who has no expectations, no real experience of penises outside of the normal range (0.1-99.9%, or even 95%). Is it something that sits with them for their whole lives? Does it change their sexuality permanently? Does it reshape the boundaries of arousal?
2025-04-16 10:36:31 +0000 UTC View PostCome have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wi..
Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wine will do)
2025-04-14 09:46:12 +0000 UTC View Post
